14. It's all yours, SUCKA! [tmwong]
13. Watch out for the painting in the corner with the shifty eyes [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
12. That thing next to the toilet in the residence is not another toilet [goob]
11. *This* job is worth a bucket of warm piss. [tmwong]
10. Every 108 minutes, when the beeping starts, just press the "EXECUTE" button in the alcove behind the painting of Washington. [clamen.z]
9. The Secretary of Magic's name is Cornelius Fudge. You'll know him when you see him. [clamen.z]
8. I was able to see his *hole*, but the media misquoted me. [fpereira.z]
7. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED [clamen.z]
6. ARUGULAR, even. [fpereira.z]
5. Don't eat the pretzels. [rlink]
4. "Undisclosed location" is code for "on the toilet". [rlink]
3. If Gordon Brown calls for you, get your Chief of Staff to take the call. He's such a *bore*! [clamen.z]
2. Roses are red / Violets are blue / If you prosecute me for war crimes / I will not like you [scottd.z]
1. REMEMBER TO AUTHENTICATE, PUNK. [tmwong]