13. Filet mignon only available in the main dining room [clamen.z]
12. Twinkies no longer served on gold leaf [cache.z]
11. Coke no longer made with coke. [tmwong]
10. No more sushi, as a cost-cutting measure only sashimi will be served. [mwm.z]
9. Free-range, beer-fed kobi tofu will not be served all week, just on Fridays [cache.z]
8. Afternoon tea selections limited to those with current pagerank > 9. [mwm.z]
7. Only one personal chef per employee [cache.z]
6. Bananas Foster temporarily removed from menu pending carbon emissions lab results [dkindred.z]
5. No frites with the steak frites. [tmwong]
4. Grilled cheese now served with AdSense ads toasted into the bread [cache.z]
3. Russian caviar substituted with Finnish caviar [clamen.z]
2. Qu'ils mangent de la brioche. [tmwong]
1. Employees now required to surf imagelabeler while masticating. [mwm.z]