23. MySpace page says he's not ready for kids yet [jch.z]
22. Failure to keep emacs calendar mode up to date [mwm.z]
21. The mrqe details about his past. [mwm.z]
20. Constantly plays the part of the smugly superior Canadian [psu.z]
19. Keeps referring to the relationship as "being in Beta" [honus.z]
18. His downward spiral ever since losing that advertising job as FedEx spokesman [mwm.z]
17. Installed a new phone-app to respond to all her text messages using an Eliza-bot. [mwm.z]
16. Cannot distinguish between laundry and jewelry [kosak]
15. Mother has rare allergy to Canadian Coke. [mwm.z]
14. Dad thought he was good at trivia. [fpereira.z]
13. Mayan eschatology as a reason not to worry about global warming [fpereira.z]
12. Insists on referring to his carefully unkept beard as Stew-bble [fpereira.z]
11. Bagel fundamentalism at the breakfast table [fpereira.z]
10. Murmurs "Rosebud" at inappropriate moments [fpereira.z]
9. Refuses to send or read text messages, insisting that archaic chat system known as Zephyr is the pinnacle of instant, written communication. [honus.z]
8. Gesticulation mistaken for grave insult by deaf father [fpereira.z]
7. "Cold? This isn't cold, in Montreal ...." [fpereira.z]
6. Spastic emacs key-combinations triggered during sensual massage [fpereira.z]
5. Refuses to acknowledge that Slappy Squirrel is the best Animaniac. [mwm.z]
4. Afraid he would hook up with your dad [kosak]
3. Afraid mother would try to adopt the charming young man. [fpereira.z]
2. Still waiting for episode 4 of the original Clamen Show. [mwm.z]
1. Afraid he will drink all their coffee. [peterb.z]