69. Born. Wept silently to self. Died. [jch.z]
68. Never found Nicole Cuddie, or happiness [jch.z]
67. Six hundred forty K: Good Enough [kosak]
66. Systems are hard! Must work harder! [rajesh.z]
65. No thinking. No fucking. No degree. [shafeeq]
64. Remember, February is a Short Month [kosak]
63. Have You Tried The Beta Servers [kosak]
62. In later life, he regretted CMU [jch.z]
61. Ergo, pudding in my pants; Q.E.D. [scottd]
60. So many whales, so little time. [jch.z]
59. Misc Maintaining; The way to life [rajesh.z]
58. Still Later, He Longed For CMU [kosak]
57. The rose garden? He promised it. [jch.z]
56. Uh oh. Actually, those aren't raisins. [scottd]
55. To tack or not to tack. [shafeeq]
54. Life's what you make of it. [clamen]
53. A man, a plan, a canal. [kosak]
52. Turns out, everyone else was right. [jch.z]
51. We came, We saw, We cried [rajesh.z]
50. What could go wrong? ARRRRRRRGH! [Thud] [scottd]
49. Has being a vertebrate helped? Unclear [kosak]
48. Pascal wagered correctly after all. Clever. [clamen]
47. After Gitmo, life kinda went downhill. [jch.z]
46. There is no place like home. [clamen]
45. Advanced Marketing: Plagiarism Tips and Tricks [rajesh.z]
44. More CMU years than title words [kosak]
43. There's a sucker born every minute. [shafeeq]
42. A is A. Take that, commies. [scottd]
41. search everywhere, answer was at home. [clamen]
40. Gene pool cleansed. Thanks for playing. [shafeeq]
39. Turns out Ambien *wasn't* the answer [kosak]
38. Tower to heaven? Don't you dare! [clamen]
37. Even this title is deficient [kosak]
36. Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. [clamen]
35. Depression is not better in paris [shafeeq]
34. Esteemed Professor Chronicles All Computer Science [kosak]
33. What do professors really do?? Explained!! [rajesh.z]
32. Your model, my free time: inaccurate [kosak]
31. Angst. Gratuitious fucking. More angst. Art! [scottd]
30. Gone daily: The Corey Kosak Story [rajesh.z]
29. Pornopticon: how, why, and cleanup costs. [jch.z]
28. Well, *I* thought it was funny [jch.z]
27. There Was No Tower High Enough [tmwong]
26. No-one Misses Me When I'm Gone [tmwong]
25. I dropped it. Want another one? [goob]
24. She swore she was eighteen, officer! [scottd]
23. Very funny. Beam down my clothes. [scottd]
22. My Love is gone. Make do. [clamen.z]
21. I'm not sorry. I'm not haunted. [goob]
20. They thought it was impossible. Imbeciles! [clamen.z]
19. There is no Dana - only Zuul [tmwong]
18. Disable doomsday device: password?! Oh shit [scottd]
17. They came for me at 4AM. [fpereira]
16. Just noticed life is halfway through. [fpereira]
15. Finally! Wait, that is no vagina... [fpereira]
14. They made me walk the plank. [fpereira]
13. Almost as good as new, really. [fpereira]
12. Time of my LIFE, not day! [fpereira]
11. Under underpants all is above board. [fpereira]
10. "Silver bullets were too expensive? Idiot!" [fpereira]
9. Musky weight of fiftysomething Scotsman's testicles. [scottd]
8. "Hug me passionately! Wait, what's that?" [fpereira]
7. Platonic relationship destroyed by boner shame. [scottd]
6. The chick flicks! And she scores! [psu.z]
5. Glistening pectorals or numerous tentacles? Choose. [scottd]
4. "'Meaning' means what?" Villain's head explodes. [scottd]
3. This Book is Six Words Long [tmwong]
2. These pages were intentionally left blank. [fpereira]
1. Say, are you afraid of guns? [visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]