86. Hope is the thing with trousers. [peterb]
85. "Cover her face; my pants dazzle; she died young." [agroce]
84. "Ask not what your pants can do for you, ask what you can do for your pants" [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
83. If you meet the Buddha on the road, pants him. [visigoth]
82. Qui du cul d'un chien s'amourose, Il lui parait un pantalon. [peterb]
81. Lasciate ogni pantaloni, voi ch'entrate [peterb]
80. The pants that can be named are not the true pants [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
79. Into what dangers would you lead me, Cassius, That you would have me seek into my pants, For that which is not in them? [mahim]
78. You can leeeeave your pants on. [peterb]
77. "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our pants, But in ourselves" [agroce]
76. Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of pants. [visigoth]
75. Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your pants. [peterb]
74. You're one microscopic cog In his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his Red Right Pants [agroce]
73. My god, it's full of pants [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
72. Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for pants. [agroce]
71. Pants first; morals later. [peterb]
70. Scandal is pants made tedious by morality. [visigoth]
69. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of pants." [agroce]
68. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate pants. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
67. Of all the pants, in all the towns, in all the world ... she walks into mine [mahim]
66. In the beginning there was the word, and that word was "pants" [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
65. I'm shocked, shocked to find that pants are going on in here! [agroce]
64. In Heaven, everything is fine. In Heaven, everything is fine. You'll have your nice pants and I'll have mine. [peterb]
63. And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure pants to replenish our precious bodily fluids. [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
62. Man I ain't getting nowhere just sitting in pants like this There's something happening somewhere baby I just know that there is [mahim]
61. Something zippered this way comes. [peterb]
60. A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the pants you may never get over. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
59. Look, Daddy! Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets his pants! [visigoth]
58. In pants, no one can hear you scream. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
57. "Renewed shall be blade that was broken: The pantsless again shall be king." [peterb]
56. It is by pants alone I set my mind in motion. [visigoth]
55. The pants of the many outweigh the pants of the few [sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
54. Socialism needs democracy like the human body needs pants. [visigoth]
53. A man without religion is like a fish without pants. [peterb]
52. God creates pants. God destroys pants. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates pants.... [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
51. If i had pants, I'd name them Marla. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
50. Pants alone will endure; all the rest will be swept away before the tide of time. [visigoth]
49. It depends on what the meaning of 'pants' is [tomault]
48. They make take our lives, but they'll never take our PANTS! [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
47. Boy meets pants. Boy loses pants. Boy finds pants. [jch.z]
46. Oh Pants, thou art sick! The invisible worm That flies in the night, in the howling storm Has found out thy seams Of crimson joy. And with his dark secret love, does thy thread destroy. [jch.z]
45. If God had intended man to fly, he would have given us pants [tomault]
44. I have nothing to declare but my pants [jch.z]
43. I should have been a pair of ragged pants Scuttling across the floors of silent seas [agroce]
42. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, pants? [clamen]
41. Some pants! Some pants! My kingdom for some pants! [tomault]
40. Look on my pants, ye mighty, and despair. [magus]
39. Despair thy charm; And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee, Macduff was from his pants Untimely ripp'd. [jch.z]
38. I believe the nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before the decade is out, of landing pants on the moon and returning them safely to Earth." [clamen]
37. I only regret that I have but one pair of pants to give for my country [psu]
36. The only pants we have to fear are pants themselves [tomault]
35. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in pants [psu]
34. I am become pants, destroyer of worlds. [visigoth]
33. The fastest way to a man's heart is through his pants [tomault]
32. I've seen pants you people wouldn't believe: Attack jeans on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I've watched sequins glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. [magus]
31. I love the smell of pants in the morning [jch]
30. 54'40 or PANTS! [bhudson.z]
29. In pants we trust. [bhudson.z]
28. Pants! Glorious Pants! What is there more handsome? Gulped, swallowed or chewed -- Still worth a kin's ransom. [psu]
27. When a man is tired of pants, he is tired of life; for there is in pants all that life can afford [agroce]
26. Young men should prove theorems, old men should wear pants. [visigoth]
25. That's one small step for a man... one giant leap for pants. [bhudson.z]
24. Think of it, soldiers; from the summit of these pyramids, forty centuries look down upon your pants. [magus]
23. The ant's a centaur in his dragon world. Pull down thy pants, it is not man Made courage, or made order, or made grace, Pull down thy pants, I say pull down. Learn of the green world what can be thy place In scaled invention or true artistry, Pull down thy pants, Paquin pull down! [agroce]
22. Pants then new they built for him, of mithril and of elven thread. [magus]
21. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are entitled to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Pants. [tomault]
20. My trousers burn at both ends; They will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends-- They give a lovely light! [visigoth]
19. In fourteen-ninety-two, Columbus sailed the pantaloons blue! [bhudson.z]
18. ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US [bhudson.z]
17. This is the story of Victoria's pants, they started off on clearance and ended up on me. They lived in Berkeley 'til the earthquake shook them loose. They live in Texas now where nothin' ever moves. [magus]
16. Pants are a man's best friend. [bhudson.z]
15. The pants move! [bhudson.z]
14. We shall pants them on the beaches, we shall pants them on the landing grounds, we shall pants them in the fields and in the streets, we shall pants them in the hills, WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER [jch]
13. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian?' Then will he strip his pants and show his scars. [psu]
12. Chino, Chino. Wherefore art thou Chino? [peterb]
11. Old pants never die, they just fade away. [bhudson.z]
10. Pants of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the Earth. [mahim]
9. Veni, vidi, braccas habuit. [roc.z]
8. Live fast, die young, leave a good looking pair of pants. [tomault]
7. My friend, I am not being unjust to you; did we not agree on one pair of pants? Take your trousers and go. I choose to clothe the last-comer as much as I clothe you. Have I no right to do what I like with my own? Why be envious because I am generous? [tmwong]
6. Good, bad, I'm the guy with the pants. [visigoth]
5. The wages of Sin is pants. [peterb]
4. They were the best of pants; they were the worst of pants. [tomault]
3. Follow your spirit; and upon this charge Cry "Pants for Harry, England, and Saint George!" [visigoth]
2. Cry havoc! And let slip the pants of war. [tmwong]
1. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants. [visigoth]