6. I dropped out of the Tour de France. [agroce]
5. I called my friends "homunculi." [agroce]
4. I spoiled the TDF for psu. [agroce]
3. I did not shave my ass for the GIF. [tmwong]
2. I could not finish this list [jch]
1. Ancient Atlantean ruins on Mars containing the secrets of travel through SPACE, TIME, ZIPPY, and OTHER DIMENSIONS never discovered. [visigoth]