14. Pass in NULL for an argument, and the OS uses "Intellisense" to figure out what argument you probably meant [rochberg]
13. Automatic popup suppression of popups from RealPlayer [peterb]
12. WriteFileExEx() [rochberg]
11. Every call has up to three return codes: the actual return code, which tells you whether the operation started successfully, the "extended" return code (a pointer you pass in to a buffer of type wzStatus) which tells you whether the operation finished within the time specified in wzStatus->timeout, and the "debug" return code, which gives you a pointer to a list of all interrupts (of the level you specified or higher) that occurred during the call's run time. [peterb]
10. EmbedWebBrowserHere(); [pdinda]
9. Every call now automatically uses stored user credit card information to purchase a new Windows upgrade. [cache]
8. Embedded User Comfort Client [pdinda]
7. Supports a radical new user interface device, a "mouse." The mouse is kind of like an upside-down trackball. It lets the user "point" at objects on the screen, and is much easier to use than the primitive WinXP command line interface. [peterb]
6. Using the DirectMedia API to play any music file other than a windows media file prepends a 5 second clip of Steve Ballmer saying "Why aren't you using Windows Media? USE WINDOWS MEDIA" before each song. [peterb]
5. DirectMediaEx API can be used to mix in Ballmer singing the Windows Media song, in time to whatever is playing, into the audio channel. Feature is enabled by default. No way to specify something other than the default. [pdinda]
4. Newer DirectMediaEx API can be used to mix in Ballmer singing the Windows Media song, in time to whatever is playing, into the audio channel. Feature is enabled by default. You can specify something else, including the 'null introduction', but you must supply and register a COM object to do so. The MSDN ships with sample code to do this, but it's subtly broken, comes under a different, more restrictive license, and requires the DDK to build. [rochberg]
3. Ballmer feature rumoured to work with video porn, also. [peterb]
2. ...as long as you can stand him screaming "DEVELOPERS!" over and over [jch]
1. This program is not the default page-fault handler. Would you like to make it the default page-fault handler? [rochberg]