13. 1 micropsu = 1 grad-student-bitterness-year [jch]
12. 1 jeffrey = unit of kurl sufficient to stun a charging rhino [agroce]
11. 1 decifpereira = one double espresso [dpelleg]
10. 1 agroce = 5 sentences crammed together into one [tomault]
9. 1 mthomas = 100 --'s to computers and all associated things [agroce]
8. millikosak = measure of arcane knowledge needed to get your c++ program to work [tomault]
7. 1 bsy = 3 units of innuendo sufficient to shock a maiden aunt [jch]
6. 1 microdkindred = power sufficient to maintain/improve/write 10 useful software packages [agroce]
5. 1 pdinda = obscure unit for measuring mpingo zeppelins [agroce]
4. 1 magus = UNIT DEPRECATED; use the "nat" instead [agroce]
3. Centitomault: percentage chance of not getting laid in the next year [jch]
2. decipeterb: the amount of effort required to eat one pound of bacon [magus]
1. 1 tmwong = base for log scale measurement of potential body count once you climb the tower [agroce]