27. Barenakedladies vs. They Might Be Giants [peterb]
26. Memepool vs. Slashdot [peterb]
25. Madonna vs. Wilt Chamberlin [jeffrey]
24. Guscoria vs. Greenpeace [cache]
23. for all X, gusciora vs. X [visigoth]
22. Karl vs. Charles O. Rossotti [cache]
21. Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls" vs. Billy Joel's "Only the Good Die Young" [peterb]
20. Amy Fisher vs. Tonya Harding [jeffrey]
19. Twiki vs. Robbie [jeffrey]
18. George W. Bush vs. Pretzel Bill [cache]
17. Drew Barrymore in "Poison Ivy" vs Drew Barrymore in "Charlie's Angels" [jeffrey]
16. Drew Barrymore vs. the reanimated corpse of Lionel Barrymore [jthomas]
15. Drew Barrymore vs. Tomault's Raging Hormones [cache]
14. Lionel Richie vs. the reanimated corpse of Rick James [jeffrey]
13. George "More Killer Robots" Lucas vs. Steven "Cellphones, not Guns" Spielberg [visigoth]
12. Alan Turing vs. John Nash [jthomas]
11. Gandalf vs. Glenda (the good witch) [cache]
10. Boba Fett vs. Mr. Blonde [jthomas]
9. Donna vs. Brenda [jeffrey]
8. Tom Green vs. a wood chipper [jthomas]
7. SCS's Tom Murphy vs. Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy [cache]
6. Tattoos vs. Branding [jeffrey]
5. Kramer vs. Kramer [tmwong]
4. Jeannette vs. Boba Fett [cache]
3. Mary, Queen of Scotts vs. Captain Kirk [cache]
2. Aimee Mann vs. Dar Williams [peterb]
1. Richard Stallman vs. Steve Jobs [peterb]