72. Created the indepdendent city-state known as The Vatican [kosak]
71. Elected George W. Bush [jeffrey]
70. Solved the halting problem problem. [sprite]
69. Always been at war with Eurasia [agroce]
68. Subverted the dominant paradigm [sprite]
67. Found all the bugs. [agroce]
66. Limited Microsoft's anticompetitive behavior through a consent agreement with the DoJ [rochberg]
65. Dropped that class we weren't really taking. [agroce]
64. Woken up from the awful dream we were having [jeffrey]
63. Stepped into the same river twice. ow! tetanus shot! [sprite]
62. paid for dinner at Milky Way [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
61. Worked Harder [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
60. Told the witch doctor [sprite]
59. Thouroughly cooked that pork-chop [jeffrey]
58. Proven the code correct [roc]
57. written a story for the SFFS writing group [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
56. Put ALL the dismembered hooker pieces in the crawlspace [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
55. Taken that pocket knife out of the purse I was taking on Thanksgiving plane trip - have I told yinz about that one yet? [sprite]
54. Lost my passport [roc]
53. Used the right instance [sprite]
52. created a topbot entry for this list [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
51. Put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop and/or the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong. [agroce]
50. left enough tarp margin to catch all the spraypaint. [eli]
49. mkdir thesis [kosak]
48. Formally specified our semantics. [agroce]
47. Shown that a brain surgeon also makes a pretty good plumber [sprite]
46. ordered the squid [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
45. Feared the mullet. [tmwong]
44. Understood Wittgenstein. [agroce]
43. Let good enough alone [jeffrey]
42. Dodged the hairball [sprite]
41. Finally killed Jason [roc]
40. Seen the last of Jar Jar [sprite]
39. Eaten enough fiber [jeffrey]
38. lost all hope. [eli]
37. Crushed our enemies, seen them driven before us, and heard the lamentation of the women. [tmwong]
36. ESCAPED FROM THIS LIVING HELL, MAKE IT STOP [roc]
35. Hidden ALL the sex toys before our parents arrive [jeffrey]
34. Known the true meaning of Christmas [jeffrey]
33. Learned the true meaning of Columbus Day [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
32. Learned the true meaning of Winter [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
31. ordered all relevant parts for the PSX2 including a memory card (oops) [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
30. Learned the true meaning of "painful swellng" [jeffrey]
29. Convinced John Q Public that men have walked on the moon [sprite]
28. Gotten Microsoft by the short and curlies [roc]
27. To our own selves been true, and thus to no others been false. [agroce]
26. gotten agroce to post to the right instance [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
25. Passed the PL core. [tmwong]
24. Wiped [jeffrey]
23. Filked that [sprite]
22. Become rich beyond our wildest dreams on stock options [roc]
21. Kicked the zephyr habit [roc]
20. taken eight courses all of which actually count. [eli]
19. Read a FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING review that wasn't a rave [roc]
18. Been there, and got the T-shirt. [tmwong]
17. learned to stop worrying and love the bomb [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
16. Properly appreciated wombats. [agroce]
15. turned off the gas. [eli]
14. Bought low, sold high [jeffrey]
13. Claimed the $25 million reward with our inside scoop that bin Laden is "not in Norway" [agroce]
12. Ridden atop a massive Treebeard animatronic puppet [roc]
11. thrown up the last of it. [eli]
10. Gotten away with it, despite those meddling kids [jeffrey]
9. Given the Devil his due. [agroce]
8. Shook off that FBI trail [billings]
7. Grasped that the unifying thematic concern of Gene Wolfe's work is a profound love of Pringles potato chips. [agroce]
6. Only thought it, not said it aloud [jeffrey]
5. Pulled out in time. [jch]
4. q-encoded that spoiler [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
3. Taken the road less traveled [kosak]
2. Taken the blue pill [jeffrey]
1. Gotten a life [jch]