9. They're OK, but Corey got the beta of Pants 2.0 which has extra "features." [peterb]
8. "Urine Yellow" not as fashionable a color as salesgirl promised it was. [peterb]
7. Left leg is slowly poisoning the right leg. [jthomas]
6. No longer bends light around the edges. Overweight problem becoming visible to others. [clamen]
5. Bottoms chafe annoyingly when tucked into athletic socks. [peterb]
4. Kevlar ass-guard patches taking longer than expected to break in. [jthomas]
3. Antigravity waistband no longer working; pants now sag unattractively when carrying cellphone, palmpilot, flashlight, and large keyring on belt. [mju]
2. Anti-lint coating washing off [clamen]
1. When it's time for hot lovin' they take too long to take off. [peterb]