72. _The Man in the 8th Floor Office_ [agroce]
71. The Land of Asian Hotties Who Dig Lonely Geeks [jeffrey]
70. There Will Come Soft WRONGs [magus]
69. _AFS: A Secret History_ [sprite]
68. Against the Tide of Black Fridays [sprite]
67. Les Zephyrables [magus]
66. The FREAKS Themselves [psu]
65. "The Cross-Time Software Engineer" (a short-short that ends bloodily) [sprite]
64. The Amber Packet Sniffer [sprite]
63. The Man Who Sold PhD's for a Dollar [clamen]
62. Farnham's Free Food [jeffrey]
61. "'Catch that Zeppelin!' cried pdinda!" [agroce]
60. The Bitterness Engine [jeffrey]
59. We Can Embitter It For You Wholesale [tmwong]
58. "The Little Black Box" [eli]
57. Three @s and Three ++s [sprite]
56. Catch-N, in which war-torn grad students cannot finish their theses until resolving their self-loathing but cannot resolve their self-loathing until they finish their theses [scottd]
55. Do Grad Students Dream Of Successful Defenses? [magus]
54. "Thus We Frustrate Sharon" [agroce]
53. _The Architect of FREAK_ [sprite]
52. Bicentennial Graduate [tmwong]
51. A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young TA [magus]
50. All the Myriad Theses [sprite]
49. I, Robot Holocaust [agroce]
48. Go Tell It To Sharon [magus]
47. Foundation and Wean [agroce]
46. The Naked And The Shaved [magus]
45. The Splendor and Misery of Papers, of Theses [agroce]
44. They Shoot Grad Students, Don't They? [peterb]
43. Of Human Bondage [surprisingly, no modification necessary here] [magus]
42. _DECstation Summer_ [sprite]
41. Bright Lights, Strong Coffee [peterb]
40. Zen And The Art Of Misc Collection Maintenance [magus]
39. Use of Widgets [agroce]
38. The Electric Kool-Aid Screensaver Test [peterb]
37. GCC Is A Harsh Mistress [magus]
36. First Man in Wean [peterb]
35. Behold The Bot [sprite]
34. Corey's Game [magus]
33. Marching Through Boston [sprite]
32. Winter's Fail, by Mark Helprin [peterb]
31. The story of ¤ [rochberg]
30. The conscience of a scum-sucking brainless idiot sheep. [rochberg]
29. Mother Sprite [by Kurt Vonnegut] [peterb]
28. "The MDL of the Code" [sprite]
27. Breakfast of Graduates [tmwong]
26. "The Ipswich FAIL" [sprite]
25. Lord of the freaks [psu]
24. The Story of kOsak [magus]
23. Do Androids Dream of Pathetic Electric Midget-Dick Lowlife Degenerate Sheep Fucking Maggots? [peterb]
22. The Great Guscioraby [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
21. A Weankle in Time [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
20. The Old Man and the Thesis [billings]
19. The Perl [clamen]
18. A Pittsburgh Wankee in King Arthur's Court [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
17. I have no thesis and I must scream [kosak]
16. TOM Server [clamen]
15. ABD Like Me [kosak]
14. Hack Like Me [kosak]
13. The Last of the Mach Icons [clamen]
12. Kosak Nation [kosak]
11. I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream For Pork Loins. [roc]
10. The Man Who --'d Himself [sprite]
9. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Graduates [tmwong]
8. Lucifer's Hamerschlag [allbery]
7. Moby George [peterb]
6. Days of Wean and OS's [clamen]
5. The Turing Continuum [sprite]
4. The Making, Shaping, and Treating of ST@LE [rochberg]
3. The Hemingway Hax0r [sprite]
2. _Lord Clamen of Otherwhen_ [sprite]
1. Thus Spake Zübermind [rochberg]