16. car porn verson: Violence of the cams [jthomas]
15. SEC enforcemen version: "Malevolence of the scams" [jthomas]
14. SoCal tanning version: "Persistence of the tans" [jthomas]
13. Amish housewife version: Thickness of the jams [kosak]
12. Christmas dinner version: "succulence of the hams" [jthomas]
11. Pro-mass transit version: "silence of the trams" [jthomas]
10. Spoiled yuppie pet version: "preference for the Iams" [kosak]
9. Future biotech cooling techology gone bad: "putrescence of the fans" [jthomas]
8. Mollusk murder mystery version: "Innocence of the clams" [jthomas]
7. Irritating email version: "Truculence of the spams" [jthomas]
6. Bizarre cartoonish version: Pebbulence of the Bam-Bams [kosak]
5. Kosak _defines_ pro wrestling version: "The Kosak-ience of the slams" [jthomas]
4. Melissa Etheridge (sp) lesbian safe-sex promo version: superiority of the dams [kosak]
3. Robert McNamara "we need another enemy" version: scarcity of the Nams. [jthomas]
2. My ex-girlfrends are too friggin' happy version: The vivacity of the Pams. [jthomas]
1. Smelly-cheese Dutch Version: The Aromaticity of the Edams [kosak]