50. First new student to leave for a startup [jch]
49. First student to leave for their own startup [sprite]
48. First student to zephyr [jch]
47. First student to spam scs-all [magus]
46. First student to be roped into dec5 [sprite]
45. First soul-crushee [scottd]
44. First student to be found not to be making satisfactory progress [jch]
43. first student terminally addicted to zephyr [psu]
42. First student to bite the George's bait [berez]
41. First student to blow chunks at an alcohol-included departmental function [scottd]
40. First new student to be defenestrated [jch]
39. First new student to complain about bitter older grad students [jch]
38. First new student to become bitter older grad student [sprite]
37. First new student to take down the SCS network [magus]
36. First new student to leave his machine unsecured, thereby allowing teenagers from Finland to take down the SCS network [magus]
35. First student to get ejected from the program. [tmwong]
34. First student to realize that unix IS better [sprite]
33. First new student to realize that Java sucks [sprite]
32. First new student to discover Srees. [bumba]
31. First new student to use definebot. [bumba]
30. First new student to write a bot (bonus points if defective) [sprite]
29. First new student to zephyr on instance sddd [bumba]
28. First student to start a top ten list [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
27. First student to start a non-stale top ten list [sprite]
26. First student to bet on next years students [visigoth]
25. First student to do something on zephyr that kaustuv hasn't done [sprite]
24. First to adopt Yinzer-speak. [tmwong]
23. First student to celebrate "Hat Day" [scottd]
22. First new student to call someone a freak [tomault]
21. First student to be distilled into a "paris" or "kurl" -like zephbite [sprite]
20. First new student to answer an andrej triangle problem. [bumba]
19. First new student to realise that grad school is easy and you are all freaks for taking so long. [kaustuv]
18. First new student to realise that grad school is easy and he is a freak for taking so long. [sprite]
17. First new student to realize that bitterness isn't just for coffee [tomault]
16. First new student to go on antidepressants [tomault]
15. First new international student to regret not loading up his suitcases with good coffee instead of computer science books. [bumba]
14. First new student to resurrect Forum 2000. [kaustuv]
13. First new student to realize that resurrecting F2K was a big mistake [tomault]
12. First new student to gateway zephyr to their undergraduate institution. [bumba]
11. First new student to fail the PL core. [bumba]
10. First new student to seriously advocate Socialism, Communism, Objectivism or Innovism [tomault]
9. First new student to make a spelling mistaek on zephyr. [kaustuv]
8. First new student to flame someone about a spelling mistake on zephyr [tomault]
7. First new student to call gusciora an ignorant pigfucker. [bumba]
6. First new student gusciora labels an ignorant, Clinton-loving, sheep [tomault]
5. First new student to incur magus' wrath by calling him magus. [bumba]
4. First new student to confuse andrej with andrzej. [bumba]
3. First new student to @i(really) incur magus' wrath by calling him "magnus". [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2. First new student from Slovenia [tomault]
1. First new student to exhibit Eurosnobbery on zephyr. [bumba]