20. Feed me. [peterb]
19. Feed me. [peterb]
18. I love you. Fuck off. I love you. Fuck off. I love you. Fuck off. [peterb]
17. Stop staring at the stupd monitor and feed me already, you silly primate. [dfoygel]
16. PLEASE Please please let me go outside! [billings]
15. PLEASE Please please let me inside! [billings]
14. What happened to my genitals? [dfoygel]
13. Please buy me Neuticals. [dfoygel]
12. We've been over this a dozen times already. Why can't you accept training like other humans? [clamen]
11. Why are you at work? Please come home and type on this keyboard so I can lay on it. [peterb]
10. Hey, I saw a mouse today but I was busy eating. You might want to set some traps or something. [peterb]
9. I left you a 'present' [billings]
8. *Zzzzzzzz* [dfoygel]
7. A nice birdie came to visit while you were gone. Oh wait, silly me, you can probably tell by all the feathers covering everything in the apartment. [dfoygel]
6. While staring out the window this afternoon I solved the Unified Field Theory in my head. I'd share it with you, but you're too dumb to understand. [clamen]
5. You're not wearing *that*, are you? [dfoygel]
4. Yes, your butt is too big. [dfoygel]
3. good god you are boring and pathetic. feed me. [psu]
2. meow. meow. meow meow meow. meow meow meow, meow meow; meow meow (meow). [hburch]
1. Meow is meow. [dfoygel]