18. Patti LaBelle [kosak]
17. Tori Amos [peterb]
16. Rob Lowe, or some other similarly decorative man. [scarp]
15. Bob Dole. [peterb]
14. Rue Paul [psu]
13. Chris Tucker [psu]
12. Wesley Snipes, but only if he dresses up like in "To Wong Foo" [peterb]
11. Carmen Sandiego [kosak]
10. Jesse Jackson. [ajw]
9. The ghost of Carmen Miranda [visigoth]
8. that babe from tomb raider [psu]
7. Lara Croft [psu]
6. Englebert Humperdinck (IHNPH, IJLS "Englebert Humperdinck") [peterb]
5. Lara Croft [kosak]
4. Hillary Clinton [peterb]
3. Lara Croft [kosak]
2. All three of the "Gore Girls". [peterb]
1. Bob Barr [peterb]