37. Product-Initiated Diagnostic Pause [snl]
36. Virtual Memory De-Fragmentation [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
35. Electron-Conservation Cycle [snl]
34. Routine Garbage Collection Cycle [md5i]
33. Wash/Rinse [psu]
32. Level Three Diagnostic Probe [snl]
31. Advanced Desktop Reconfiguration [bumba]
30. Tachyon Field Recalibration [snl]
29. Hot Flaming Monkey Death Disaster Dance [snl]
28. Code Red Security Clampdown [bumba]
27. positronic matrix recalibration [psu]
26. Bitterness Reclamation Procedure [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
25. User Attitude Adjustment [snl]
24. DRAM Capacitor Discharge Cycle [bumba]
23. Power-Supply "Quiet Time" [snl]
22. Advanced Power Management [bumba]
21. Blue Photon Pre-Allocation Sequence [karl]
20. Level III Reboot Readiness Test [bumba]
19. RSI Deterrence Break [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
18. No-Load Mutual Fuck [snl]
17. System Recreational BIOS Exercise [karl]
16. Load Smoothing [bumba]
15. Disk Subsystem Pop Quiz [snl]
14. Screen Reclocking Interval [karl]
13. Productivity Amortization [snl]
12. Cognitive Aid to User Recognition of New Device [bumba]
11. MTBF Extension, because it can't fail if it's not running. [karl]
10. FBMT (Failure between mean time) [snl]
9. Year 2000 Readiness Check [bumba]
8. Doom Moratorium [snl]
7. Do-Work Inducement Moment (DWIM, mislabelled) [karl]
6. Tech Support Online Training Situation [bumba]
5. Sledgehammer Testing Period [snl]
4. Coffee Break [karl]
3. Sympathetic Downtime in Honour of Internet Worm Victims [bumba]
2. Default exception handler. [rochberg]
1. CPU Cooling Interval [sprite]