19. the mythical underwater city of atlantis has been discovered below the e&s library [psu]
18. They're trying to reach Missy Harvey, to finally shut her up [jch]
17. Installing new "skyway" for steam tunnels [jimz]
16. Backhoe party games are now part of freshman bonding course [jch]
15. you never realized there used to be a graveyard where wean is, did you? [karl]
14. they must hide the secret location of the future raj. mahal harem room [psu]
13. CMU has precious few traditions. Let's not give one up. [jimz]
12. When skees says drill, you drill. [jch]
11. administration is trying to find a suitable place to bury the fence, once and for all. [karl]
10. PDL oxygen levels critical: desparate bid to pipe in fresh air [jch]
9. Attempt to recreate the "water park" atmosphere on 4th and 3rd floors [jimz]
8. like a mountain, because it's there. [karl]
7. Splatterfest "Driller Killer 5" being filmed in Wean: need those "drill bit bursts through ceiling and into head" shots [jch]
6. we'd like to move loch ness to CMU, to go along with all the bag pipes. [psu]
5. it seems that raj's dog has been burying bones in odd places again. [karl]
4. Searching for bodies of those who opposed Cohen's appointment as university president [jimz]
3. must recreate the leaks that recent reconstruction inadvertently stopped [sprite]
2. didn't you know? it's part of the civil engineering curriculum now. [karl]
1. satellite photos indicate they'll find Troy [sprite]