9. clean mildew out of shower [acm]
8. clean gunk off of keyboard [acm]
7. offer body alternative diet to Coke'n'Twinkies [jch]
6. Check into Betty Ford to get off caffeine [acm]
5. Did somebody say "laundry"? [acm]
4. See someone about making those horrible voices go away [acm]
3. Return to zephyr [clamen]
2. Breathe. [rochberg]
1. Learn math. Again. [acm]