8045. searching the web for the words "they pelted us with rocks and garbage" [jferro]
8044. the symbol for the Organization of North American Nations (ONAN): a bald eagle wearing a sombrero and clutching a maple leaf in its beak [glickman]
8043. I just want to say Happy Mothers Day to all the mothers out there. [josullvn]
8042. dirty rice [kosak]
8041. getting caught in a paralytic thought helix [glickman]
8040. The dead man was apparently a luckless bystander. [josullvn]
8039. endless reshoots because the shaman insisted that nobody was allowed to stand in anyone else's shadow [jferro]
8038. The research will be invaluable. [josullvn]
8037. They would be campfire songs if anybody had any matches, but instead it's just a bunch of drunk hooligans. [jferro]
8036. Leaves of three, let it be [kosak]
8035. Please get back under the porch before one of the neighbors sees you. [scottd]
8034. learning exactly why Coke keeps its formula secret [jferro]
8033. I post to 'q' in protest [kosak]
8032. Is Robert there? [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
8031. I would advise beginning at six seconds past the 20-minute mark. [jferro]
8030. He's staring at us, through the mirror. [kosak]
8029. Your experiments are my illusions [kosak]
8028. Stop. Do you really want to quit? [josullvn]
8027. If you offered Maruchan Instant Lunch or similar sorts of noodles, I might sometimes buy them. [kosak]
8026. May I inquire what this is about? [kosak]
8025. Wrangler Hero Shorts. Size 30. [josullvn]
8024. Trappey's cocktail okra [kosak]
8023. I would like a refill on my synovial fluid so that my joints no longer pop. [rochberg]
8022. I'm not even sure how or why the time is incrementing. [rochberg]
8021. maglev: the viagra of the transportation industry [kosak]
8020. "That," he said, "is a mission Radcliffe is in an almost unique position to fulfill." [kosak]
8019. Sugar Daddy - Won't you set me free? [josullvn]
8018. Dare to Dream. [josullvn]
8017. your rank will be Deliverance Minister. [eli]
8016. Yes, I like the domain thing. [jferro]
8015. wondering if it really is avant-garde aleatoric music or just noise [jferro]
8014. This continues not to be a pipe. [josullvn]
8013. What do you expect to do next semester? [josullvn]
8012. the kind of abstract or notional joke which justifies saying things that are not true. [eli]
8011. Sorry, my emotions do not support 'encrypted telnet' [kosak]
8010. Secure SCSI layer [kosak]
8009. ISOTRAK II [kosak]
8008. Cursor_ [kosak]
8007. Better living through topology. [ralph]
8006. The fetishistic significance of burlap. [ralph]
8005. Bubble wrap as a transcendental experience. [ralph]
8004. I note that the message has no 'To:' or 'Date:' headers. [kosak]
8003. I am not your reservoir of poses. [kosak]
8002. Scenario vs framework vs paradigm [kosak]
8001. I'm always doing things disconnected [kosak]
8000. possible new forms of cancer, including inner-thigh cancer and ass cancer. [eli]
7999. Apply the powerful Rete algorithm [kosak]
7998. i hate you all. [psu]
7997. as in continuum? [psu]
7996. I think I'm tude one. [dkindred]
7995. 1887 Kentish Gloss., Salvey, close, soapy; spoken of potatoes that are not floury. [kosak]
7994. You want the footnotes IN the figure? [kosak]
7993. never gets written up in _Connecticut_ magazine's "Six Vanity Summer Vacations" somehow. [eli]
7992. "us" [kosak]
7991. alt.fuck.the.skull.of.AFS [eli]
7990. after the human race falls and the rats take over and rewrite Unix from scratch. [eli]
7989. Leave the cat alone, for what has the cat done, that you should so afflict it with tape? [psu]
7988. economies of scale -> cheap vegemite! [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7987. wool socks stashed in the misc drawer [sprite]
7986. Sidir Ganang and the Ganang Gang [jferro]
7985. Feathers in the strawberry-kiwi drink [sprite]
7984. (Note: topbot logging on this instance has timed out.) [psu]
7983. A large carp can be used for a pillow. [sprite]
7982. Yak and Rice Surprise [ralph]
7981. Alas my blood confirmed that I wasn't close enough [kosak]
7980. a fluffy white rabbit-like mascot called Shiina. [kosak]
7979. Clip art. [kosak]
7978. ROAD TRIP! [jferro]
7977. I'll go fetch Tim and head out now. [kosak]
7976. Zoikes! [rochberg]
7975. are we talking strictly heterosexual, or just not gay? [kosak]
7974. AH HA! I had violated my own invariant! [kosak]
7973. hire the impoverished Russian nuclear landscape gardeners [sprite]
7972. Two children were removed from the house when police arrived. [jferro]
7971. Why must it find the bootsector in a file? [kosak]
7970. Attempting to use SO_LINGER and lingering_close() at the same time is very likely to do very bad things, so don't. [rochberg]
7969. freaks and trolls surround me [kosak]
7968. As such, he as achieved one of the goals of his visit, namely to become inspired^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hscared into finishing up quick smart. [rochberg]
7967. I cannot be divorced from the society that produced me. [kosak]
7966. For much of the 21st century the Very Large Telescope is expected to remain the largest in the world. [rochberg]
7965. Current status: clothed. [kosak]
7964. Every time you send a zephyrgram, a civilization falls. [kosak]
7963. Wash hands thoroughly after riding subway. [rochberg]
7962. I'll be making a bunny-rabbit disappear by heaving it into a chipper-shredder. It's a very splashy trick. [rochberg]
7961. Hi boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black and I'm the Indian of the group. [scottd]
7960. Their Burton-Humphries "cracking still" helped revolutionize the industry and catapult the company to a place of prominence. [rochberg]
7959. the fact that you've replaced the useless Iron Hills with something that looks suspiciously like Eeyore's House. [eli]
7958. umpteen [kosak]
7957. "duh" [jch]
7956. When markets go down, no ladies are left out in the rain, but when things right themselves, the good separates. [stichnot]
7955. end up with a paper you can publish or resent at a conference [sprite]
7954. I Married a Horse [josullvn]
7953. It's time for me to be a stud again. [josullvn]
7952. pink, i said, pink! [karl]
7951. Splenda Spice [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7950. water + earth + water + water + water [sprite]
7949. I still think in terms of shifts. [kosak]
7948. Useful strings of non-digits and zeros can arise when carefully chosen negative numbers are fed to unsuspecting decimal print routines. [eli]
7947. The first word in this song is "discorporate". It means "to leave your body." [scottd]
7946. Ginger Spice will return to save us all. [rochberg]
7945. and presumably cause big claws to rise out of your keyboard and grab you so that you can't pull the plug on the modem. [eli]
7944. This caused its arms to flail violently about and resulted in the 4 large squid tied to the ends of the arms to slap the floor and eventually fly about the room. [rochberg]
7943. Chim Chim's Badass Revenge [jferro]
7942. Having eaten several minnows, it surfaces and catches a small frog as its main course. [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7941. Holy Shit! I own a franchise, now what am I going to do? [clamen]
7940. We breathed his oxygen! [clamen]
7939. A Klingon Elvis Impersonator. [ralph]
7938. The distribution and use of this product confirms the existence of a reengorged market for specialized information control priorities and positions ORI to become the number one Value Added Reseller of Information in the industrial, scientific, and commercial arena. [rochberg]
7937. altavista search turns up abstracts I can't understand [kosak]
7936. I think you may have to do something unpleasant with a Hilbert transform. [kosak]
7935. I hope I haven't exceeded my core competency. [josullvn]
7934. that set off all my "pool of suckitude" detectors when I read about it. [kosak]
7933. Attendance on "Casual Friday" skyrockets due to the increased possibility of rogue nipple sightings. [norm]
7932. Well? Shall we go? Yes, let's go. [josullvn]
7931. Orion Sex Drive [ralph]
7930. I could live with a Great Dane [kosak]
7929. Usually when I make a Thing in a Jar, I try to keep the shape ambiguous enough so that the viewer cannot really pin down exactly what they're looking at. [rochberg]
7928. Confuse yourself: drink Slim-Fast and eat peanut butter in equal quantities. [tmwong]
7927. I think I am in love with your friend ``Josh''. [kosak]
7926. Jazz bagpipe. Woohoo! [ralph]
7925. Microsoft Actimates Interactive Bjarne Stroustrup [ralph]
7924. "Fred Negro, illustrious member of the Fuck-Fucks" [ralph]
7923. Ale-8, the soft drink of tomorrow! [dkindred]
7922. Occasionally, a harmless gray flecking will appear. This is a perfectly edible pure protein which occurs naturally in the pickling process. [kosak]
7921. The region is not active now. [kosak]
7920. dinda, you ain't old. [kosak]
7919. Apocalypso! [ralph]
7918. High-performance squirrels. [ralph]
7917. Sometimes simple answers are the right answers [kosak]
7916. That will be "Future Work" for some other hapless intern. [kosak]
7915. Jeff Shufelt and Yuan Hsieh developed FoosNet, a Motif-based three-layer feedforward backprop neural network which served as a Las-Vegas style bookie, learning to give odds on any combination of players based on previous foosball scores. [rochberg]
7914. Nunzilla! (http://www.mcphee.com/relic/ [ralph]
7913. Frisbee disk does not really fly around the world in one throw. [clamen]
7912. a safety feature against loonies who would try to make an atom bomb by mixing baby formula and spicy mustard. [ralph]
7911. Given that the name of the place is "Death Valley" I can only imagine what the customer service jobs must be like, but imagine I must because I'm not fucking going there. [rochberg]
7910. Those nuns are whipping them into shape. [rochberg]
7909. Answer, me bumba! [kosak]
7908. Switching to Level III. [tmwong]
7907. Up to 80% of supermarket chickens that you bring into your home are contaminated with Salmonella or Campylobacter because of the mechanized de-feathering and evisceration processes in which infected feces splatters the skins of other birds. [kosak]
7906. Your cruelty saddens me. But not much. [scottd]
7905. Clooney and Lopez have never been hotter. [clamen]
7904. Those darn kids won't stay on our lawn for long after we install a few Land Mimes. [magus]
7903. Do not mock the panties of potency. [magus]
7902. Would you like to Super-Size that computer for only $.39? [scottd]
7901. We've got soccer for BREAKFAST! [clamen]
7900. I'm terribly sorry, but I can't make our date this evening. I have to shave my toes. [rochberg]
7899. For centuries we would be writing like: "The raim# in R#paim# fallr# maim#ly im# the plaim#r#." [eli]
7898. His spell will trick you into thinking of Alec Baldwin as one of the intellectual giants of our time. [clamen]
7897. (Con)template metaprogramming [kosak]
7896. I'm from New York [kosak]
7895. #define bcopy memcpy [kosak]
7894. Press 1 for PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA [kosak]
7893. I am a serial monogamist [kosak]
7892. And Alex cried out with a loud voice, "Sorely I am pressed by doubt, yea, doubt and uncertainty!" And Eris said, "Well, now that you've ruined the mood, what's on your mind?" [ralph]
7891. Our commitment to presenting the facts in their entirety sets us apart from mainstream news sources. [josullvn]
7890. Esther will not be called a slut and a whore in Canada and her family will not be beaten up. [clamen]
7889. Geeks lead the way into a brave new sexual world of diapers, stuffed animals and whips [scottd]
7888. Batter-fried cheese-steak on a stick. [ralph]
7887. The joke is: He's a big dog, a REALLY BIG DOG. Get it? [jferro]
7886. French Girl, step away from the hermaphrodite! [jferro]
7885. You're doomed. Give up now. [rochberg]
7884. CERT can't dispatch nomex-clad commandos to crush his modem. [tmwong]
7883. we kept running back to the house and kept looking over our shoulders since I figured they would let us run a bit and tire ourselves out and let us think we were safe and then hunt us down and kill us but it didn't happen [rochberg]
7882. SPID Rejected [rochberg]
7881. Cleavage of Many Things [ralph]
7880. My other car is on fire. [kosak]
7879. Sensors picking up ionized, L-band emissions [clamen]
7878. If you have a Computer Science department at your disposal, a commercial operating system with a source code license might be a viable option. [rochberg]
7877. In 1912, Europe disappears, replaced by an alien wonderland. [clamen]
7876. I really enjoy polyhedra. [scottd]
7875. A silent weapon for a quiet war. [rochberg]
7874. Marching groups of Shriners, Buddhists and Bolivians joined by a Klingon Attack Force. [clamen]
7873. What is this idle process and why is it sucking down 99% of the CPU? Can I kill it? [rochberg]
7872. Of course, stealing his squad car was really my idea. [jferro]
7871. Abrasion Resistance:15 gallons of sand @ 1750 fpm [sprite]
7870. timeout updating led's [kosak]
7869. The new Compaq is focused long-term on the explosive Windows NT environment. [rochberg]
7868. The classic bad cop/weird cop scenario. [ralph]
7867. Bwahahahahahah [josullvn]
7866. A proud day it was for me when the Make-A-Wish[tm] foundation granted my request--to massage H. Ross Perot's left ear... [rochberg]
7865. 10 auditoriums, all with cup holders. [clamen]
7864. Sheepdog Stuck in Your Mouth While Falling Down Stairs With an Anvil in Your Hands Damage. [ralph]
7863. the watchful eye of Yoko Ono [jferro]
7862. Reality intruding in the form of a brick. [ralph]
7861. "Armageddon ends badly" as a headline. [ralph]
7860. If I go sashaying down the street nude, I would be happy to pay a $100 fine. [rochberg]
7859. a message in our inbox from old friend "ext984@replyman.com" [jferro]
7858. Harry Recon: Ace Photo Pigeon for the CIA [clamen]
7857. Would you like a psychosis with that? [roc]
7856. Eet ees only a flesh wound. [josullvn]
7855. Your mission codename is "HELLO KITTY" [roc]
7854. starring Rick Dees as the constipated quacker with a beat you can dance to. [norm]
7853. A Sony Pictures Entertainment release of a TriStar Pictures presentation of an Amblin Entertainment production in association with Zorro Productions. [clamen]
7852. Never put off today what you can put off putting off until tomorrow, or something [scottd]
7851. closer to sexual congress with every felony [jferro]
7850. This won't hurt a bit. [rochberg]
7849. The beer eel is a native of central europe. [rochberg]
7848. on a desert island with fifty megs of tarballs and no gunzip. [eli]
7847. Goodbye, puny americans. [rochberg]
7846. Now that's Chustpah! [sprite]
7845. They're so alive that if you don't take care of them, they'll die. [scottd]
7844. It's sort of an abstract industrial looking thingamabob. [scottd]
7843. Maya Angelou free-associating after a nasty head injury. [jferro]
7842. A laugh described by judges as sounding like a "suffocating otter". [ralph]
7841. Electric Monk not included. [norm]
7840. From the author of "0x4e20 Leagues Under the Sea." [jferro]
7839. quit futzing around. try people. [kosak]
7838. He obviously puts way less trust in his brain's sensory inputs. [tmwong]
7837. Chupacabrabert [jferro]
7836. soylent greenspan [magus]
7835. $60 worth of paranoid [jferro]
7834. Mustard Biscotti [rochberg]
7833. spontaneous bovine detonation. [ralph]
7832. It's either this or back to the pet store for more gerbils. [jferro]
7831. You just draw on the pad, like a yellow-stick. [sprite]
7830. Oh yeah? Any amount? Let's go! [kosak]
7829. "solution" [snl]
7828. When her mouth moves, pay attention, words could be coming out. Words are kind of important. [norm]
7827. Scalars, vectors, matrixes, or other mathematical beings. [scottd]
7826. Turn it upside-down and shake it. [norm]
7825. Dammit, Kim, I'm a doctor, not an Arisian! [sprite]
7824. The greatest SF tale ever scraped off a shoe. [sprite]
7823. betting all my hopes on a spurt of continental drift [jferro]
7822. sliding up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil [jferro]
7821. RED LEAF #4075 [dkindred]
7820. That would be bad. If you're a little fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing, watch Ghostbusters. [josullvn]
7819. unicorn farts [jferro]
7818. Sub-asok-level morons. [visigoth]
7817. Any island, rock, or key containing deposits of guano, which may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States. [clamen]
7816. Ra Ra the sun god He sure is a fun god [rochberg]
7815. Peace, no War, Splits, rainbows, and a Chickacheezabunga Conga. [ralph]
7814. Please be patient because I've joined so many Web Rings that this page downloads slowly. [sprite]
7813. Bowler Hat and Leather Boots [rochberg]
7812. Who disturbs our meditation as the pebble disturbs the stillness of the pond? [scottd]
7811. Uh, me. Ed Gruberman. [scottd]
7810. two-liter bottles of Zesty Jalapeño Slice [rochberg]
7809. Robert Graves, always your sign of quality strangeness fun. [ralph]
7808. this->~T(); //destroy myself! woohoo [sprite]
7807. THEY AIRBRUSHED MY FACE [scottd]
7806. Hobby: Recreational grammar violations [scottd]
7805. Lunch box - (humorous) A man's genitals. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7804. The entire router was underwater. [eli]
7803. Hero becomes human sandbag. [sprite]
7802. Spot-welding tectonic plates. [sprite]
7801. Work Hard, Live Clean, No Drugs, No Booze, Buy American. [josullvn]
7800. Repeat the mantra, "If you loved me, you'd know what I want." [rochberg]
7799. A twenty-foot, coiled penis with a mind of its own. [ralph]
7798. Four words: "Adam Selene, Animated Paperclip." [sprite]
7797. But I never had any doubt that we would make it. The raft could not sink, only break up. [josullvn]
7796. Now they can see my whole face. The whole me. [josullvn]
7795. drat. wrong scheherazade. [kosak]
7794. There are no truly photogenic subjects that can't be seen from the road. [psu]
7793. Put M&M's on layaway. [norm]
7792. Crunchy Shoggoth Surprise. [ralph]
7791. 60 minutes a day of concentrated legal ambrosia [clamen]
7790. THIS IS YOUR STRAWMAN! [kosak]
7789. Pete's Law of Conservation of Complexity: All systems of equal functionality are equally complicated to use or understand. [psu]
7788. Excellent for hiking, camping, general wear, goth/ambient clubs or just stomping on baby seals. [sprite]
7787. Plans to throw Western Civilization into chaos, but is content to start small... say, a sorority. [ralph]
7786. my seat is fully down unless we're using it. [kosak]
7785. adultery or mental cruelty or physical cruelty or the Internet [sprite]
7784. Come on Dinda, I can't read your mind. [kosak]
7783. The second part of the pivotal Buffy-sleeps-with-Angel cliffhanger [clamen]
7782. Great for parties! Everyone loves number theory. [sprite]
7781. The unchallenged champions of Lovecraftian surf-punk. [ralph]
7780. doggie-style tandem parachuting [norm]
7779. It's when you stop being mean that I begin to worry. [rochberg]
7778. Having watched this kind of thing on TV, she looks in vain for a wheel to spin. [scottd]
7777. "To wit, defendant did possess one mad fat rock of yayo." [jferro]
7776. The Millenium Bug hits the Singularity. [sprite]
7775. the tension that binds us and make us less like Gods and more like Richard Nixon. [ralph]
7774. The Gospel According to Dr. Seuss. [ralph]
7773. A special class of nouns for "women, fire, and dangerous things." [sprite]
7772. empty fortune cookies [jferro]
7771. A long, hollow plastic rod marked "Wand of Hyperstimulation." Closer examination reveals that it is a king-sized Pixy Stix. [ralph]
7770. There isn't a single Starvos Harizpoulos on the Internet?! [kosak]
7769. A mood ring. It changes color based on how it is feeling. [ralph]
7768. Internet Assigned Numbers Authority head Jon Postel, plays a more hip, more mod version of Mr. Kincaid. [clamen]
7767. Hubris, and con-artistry abounds. Stop listening to the guy with the long hair and "cyber-attitude". He's already a fossil. [rochberg]
7766. Pate de foie gras in a spray can. [ralph]
7765. Whoopi Goldberg as Gandalf [sprite]
7764. The contest judges agree to state at least once during the presentation of the awards that the winning team's programming language is "the superior programming tool of choice for discriminating hackers". [clamen]
7763. Do you know how many black leather jackets with poppers and cock rings in the left-hand pocket we got? [josullvn]
7762. Singing "Conjunction Junction" with Rosie! [clamen]
7761. There are two kinds of fish, fresh and dead. [psu]
7760. "No, dear, that's its name: 'Umm, That Stuff.' " [ralph]
7759. Text that mangles the English language with the cruelty of a psychopath struck by a bookmobile as a child and unable to forgive. [ralph]
7758. Deep-fried haggis. [ralph]
7757. Viokra, for the biggest vegetables you've ever seen. [ralph]
7756. Hedge-Clippers +4 of Wounding. [ralph]
7755. Yes. My next system was written in c++ [kosak]
7754. Barney vs. Mecha-Barney. [ralph]
7753. The disco era of Web pages [scottd]
7752. I wrote down "bee" as "party at fault" on the insurance form, but my HMO hasn't yet contacted me about suing it for damages. [rochberg]
7751. Freaky green checkmarks [scottd]
7750. The Depeche Mode drinking game [scottd]
7749. A psychic cleansing and a flea bath. [clamen]
7748. Accidental tantric sex experiences [scottd]
7747. So does Sally Struthers, but that doesn't mean she has a career. [kosak]
7746. ASS doesn't -- you can flop the edge around [kosak]
7745. That other dimension where it's just like here, but everyone's evil and has mustaches [scottd]
7744. not goatees? [kosak]
7743. And robots! Where are the freakin' robots already? [mwm]
7742. Paramount has developed no such culture or religion for the Andorians. Please delete all references to the Andorian culture or religion. [sprite]
7741. Syntactic citric acid. [rochberg]
7740. Harlan Ellison rises from the dead!! (Vatican sues for copyright infringement) [sprite]
7739. TITANIC, as realized by Fellini [clamen]
7738. The classic "Boy Saves Universe and Nearly Gets Girl Despite Being So Much Less Cool Than His Friends That It Hurts" epic. Part Two. [clamen]
7737. HK McJunkin [kosak]
7736. The memory could not be "read" [jch]
7735. That rare first draft of the U.S. Constitution with the word "suckers" in it. [ralph]
7734. bombastic FWAAAAAAAAAAMPs. [ralph]
7733. Feral Dingos Eating Children On Tape [scottd]
7732. Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals [scottd]
7731. DNA Programming in C++ (from the 2005 draft standard) [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7730. ROTO-KRISP, the Hamster Wheel for your Microwave Oven. [ralph]
7729. Gecko-wielding serial killer. [karl]
7728. Three words: "river you can chew". [sprite]
7727. Airplane hangar. You could wall off a small portion of it to actually live in, and convert the rest of the space to bookshelves. [sprite]
7726. the orchestral equivalent of yanking out your nose hairs one at a time. [eli]
7725. Mr. Fred "Not My Real Name" Epidermis [jferro]
7724. The Erinyes of Strunk. [ralph]
7723. Cats. Love them, and they might love you back. If they are in the mood. [eli]
7722. passenger train time around Lake Memphremagog [jferro]
7721. You're going to be poor if you sprinkle dollar bills over every can opener you find. [kosak]
7720. Come Party Like It's 5759! [sprite]
7719. Ripley's #t or nil. [rochberg]
7718. The towering DOOR NUMBER TWO OF THE SOUL. [ralph]
7717. the NSF Personal Undergraduate Slave award [eli]
7716. International allegation trafficker [scottd]
7715. a just-punctured mylar balloon inside a running microwave oven. [eli]
7714. Elves are genuine and living in California. [sprite]
7713. Shostakovich baby [sprite]
7712. clues for the clueless [jch]
7711. Stock up on Everclear. [karl]
7710. A dented (but still usable) Assault Piano conversion module. [ralph]
7709. breathing peanut fumes or touching peanut residue. [eli]
7708. Soylent Plaid. Some things are too horrible for words. [ralph]
7707. Balancing the overall concept. [tmwong]
7706. http://www.cs.cmu.edu/People/dkindred/tmp/nytimes-miami.jpg [dkindred]
7705. And last, if you say the quote out loud, you sound like Daffy Duck. [norm]
7704. A Scientology ad, inexplicably in the form of blank verse. [sprite]
7703. A single vowel sound made while the supraglottal speech organs are in a fixed position. [clamen]
7702. And then he sent me an unauthed "Dear John" zephyrgram. The bastard couldn't even fucking kinit to dump me. [rochberg]
7701. IHNPH, IJWTS "ITYM `RTFFZQ' HTH" [psu]
7700. Flesh towns shock and anger with their beauty. [kosak]
7699. Quality rebellion at affordable prices [scottd]
7698. Tar distillation is our core business. [rochberg]
7697. Sublimated erotic fury [bumba]
7696. a type of sentient mustard [sprite]
7695. Pointy-toothiest blood-red pissed-off frowny-face I have ever seen in my life [scottd]
7694. pool tables, air hockey and cheap enough drinks that you could afford to get the whole rand fan club unconscious. [sprite]
7693. the intangible pathogens of social discrimination. [sprite]
7692. cunning if rather shrill princess. [eli]
7691. The bitter tears of Petra von Kant. [rochberg]
7690. Most photographers have learned the hard way that satisfactory results cannot be obtained without loading the camera with film. [psu]
7689. bad-ass bandwidth [jferro]
7688. Death Pineapples (written in Zapf Dingbats) [sprite]
7687. eat, sleep, have sex, and customise toothbrushes [sprite]
7686. Danger, sky fallen. One chicken dead. News at eleven. [norm]
7685. my brother is USELESS as a news source [kosak]
7684. I'm radiating telegenic pique [jch]
7683. Guarana Golly [sprite]
7682. hence "tweak" [kosak]
7681. a shoebox full of pulled pork is less appealing somehow. [kosak]
7680. coals : Newcastle :: eyeballs : Provo [jferro]
7679. people who maintain excellent head-verticality. [sprite]
7678. The actress playing the new Dax is Canadian [kosak]
7677. I wanted to tell them to stop the car so I could jump out and fill up my suitcases with unecessary plastic objects. [psu]
7676. Dress as your favorite war. [sprite]
7675. That unforgettable scene with the heroine dressed as a blindfolded Cupid, sealed in a sugar pastry shell and unable to break out, and farting up a windstorm due to the deer-testicle hors d'oeuvres she'd filched in the kitchen... [eli]
7674. HOVERCRAFT! [psu]
7673. Fundamental resource limitations such as the number of math queens [bumba]
7672. HEY, old GUYS [psu]
7671. DMTF backs XML for CIM [psu]
7670. Because of their beauty and docile nature these animals have become the most popular pet tarantula of all time. [scottd]
7669. edible and poisonous flash cards [sprite]
7668. Countless hours bathed in a radioactive miasma. [rochberg]
7667. Lee Press-on Stigmata. [ralph]
7666. Lizards were similarly unimpressed. [scottd]
7665. thong-style nicotine patch [rochberg]
7664. The active CPU project. [rochberg]
7663. Your uber-mind fails to arouse me. [norm]
7662. Steel Erection Begins Monday. [bumba]
7661. Burly firefighters by day, drag queens by night. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7660. conceptual disorganization, neologisms, thought blocking, word salad, echolalia, proverb interpretation, disruption of sequential thinking, stuporous or excited catatonia, unpredictability, aimless running, and insomnia followed by irritability and depression. [eli]
7659. a unicorn that turns out, on inspection, to be a jaundiced cart horse with an eight-inch malignant brain tumor growing straight out of its forehead. [eli]
7658. The only place where it's possible to hear both Frank Sinatra and Grand Funk Railroad. [clamen]
7657. Intermittent Explosive Disorder [jferro]
7656. typesetting proofs in cweb instead of tex. [baird]
7655. tasty liquid refreshments which we are unable to describe in detail due to university policy [rochberg]
7654. "play with filesystem and construct cyrus index files" is easier than "talk protocol over the network". [kosak]
7653. An itchy fingered super-hip explosives agent trained in hyper-combat. [clamen]
7652. I've been toying with the idea of moving to a country where reverse engineering isn't illegal, and disassembling it all, and seeing what is going on. But i can't because i have to study for calculus. [josullvn]
7651. Death before unconsciousness [jch]
7650. Figure 1: Two Images of the Social Structure Linking a Collection of Squirrel Monkeys [scottd]
7649. I'm actually doing something that helps our cause. I'm young and I'm having White children. [josullvn]
7648. Universities and colleges are fertile recruiting grounds for radical lesbians, communists, eco-fanatics and other freaks. [josullvn]
7647. "So they killed the cats, but there was no blood at all," whispered Tantri Irawati, a 21-year-old woman wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt and red polish on her fingernails and toenails. [scottd]
7646. Akira Kurosawa's "Rashomon: The Ride" [rochberg]
7645. Erskine Bowles [rochberg]
7644. Astrobayesian clustrostatistics [scottd]
7643. A vodka-fueled stupor of bitterness antithetical to good capitalism. [rochberg]
7642. An extremely nonviolent country, aside from the nuclear explosions [scottd]
7641. "Yes", "no", "maybe", "whatever", "anglican rite", "brushing compound". [jferro]
7640. Suffering from a bad case of "discovery of the larynx". [jferro]
7639. Mel Torme on a pregnant donkey. [jferro]
7638. One big puffy hand: $6 [clamen]
7637. The Fungal Infection Trifecta [scottd]
7636. Bachelor Slob Action of the Week [scottd]
7635. roc has been obfuscating so as to make the code suitable for inclusion in a .sig file [kosak]
7634. There's meat in Top Ramen? [tmwong]
7633. Mr. Bunny's Guide to ActiveX [sprite]
7632. What the hell is a "wordmark"? [sprite]
7631. Like television you can stuff down your pants [jch]
7630. $250,000 worth of uninterruptible power supplies. [rochberg]
7629. a bit like a satellite dish with a cushion on top [sprite]
7628. applehood and mother pie [sprite]
7627. To pick up freshman chicks [kosak]
7626. "I would be a Pitt EMT but I have a psychological problem where I can't deal with death." [kosak]
7625. Po, Winkie, Roofie, and Burundanga [jferro]
7624. At what point does an Acid Core song become hard enough to be considered Hard Acid Core? [eli]
7623. Dazed, Nude Man Hospitalized After Mind-Blowing Gillette Mach 3 Experience [scottd]
7622. Me playing dead in bed for $0 [scottd]
7621. nape mousse [jferro]
7620. Likely-looking screws. [bumba]
7619. high-dose immunoglobulin therapy [scottd]
7618. Look, fuckhead, I love you [scottd]
7617. Soylent plaid. [ralph]
7616. Jack-in-the-spleen [jferro]
7615. Now George was very, very curious about what it would be like to give the man a serious whup-ass. [scottd]
7614. Worcester, Massachusetts: the Kevin Bacon of cities. [rochberg]
7613. degree course in Leisure Management and Rugby Studies [bumba]
7612. Genetic re-engineering. [ralph]
7611. Redundant Array of Inexperienced Dumbshits [scottd]
7610. Allow me to add you to my PGP web of lust. [rochberg]
7609. Beryllium cannot be resized. [sprite]
7608. Hello? We're on Hawaii time here. [kosak]
7607. Cheez-Its! Now there's an underrated vegetable! [sprite]
7606. More than 65% of the line is made from co-extruded polycarbonate plastic. [psu]
7605. Drinking 1 qt of OJ after five hours' fasting causes an intense sugar high coupled with delayed reactions to external stimuli. [tmwong]
7604. Oil-drenched ex-potatoes. [bumba]
7603. The Fred Astaire of "kicking butt" [clamen]
7602. like an inverted suicide note, written on behalf of the whole hateful world, like the mortal universe is plunging into the inferno, and the author, stepping off a bridge, is the one escaping torment. [eli]
7601. the Whip of Yee [eli]
7600. Sweet enough to kill cows at fifty paces. [sprite]
7599. "Mucho macho hombre clerico!" [ralph]
7598. Random chat, buttspeak and other forms of modern culture [scottd]
7597. [scottd]
7596. No, that won't work because type could also be something like ARROW(x,y) and one more thing as well. [kosak]
7595. emergency doses of _Tekken 3_ [jferro]
7594. the anointment of the sick [kosak]
7593. More fun than picking noses. [clamen]
7592. The bizarre bazzar. [rochberg]
7591. A yellowing typed memo, "'Open armed conflict, usually between nations, groups or states'. Synonym check, please." Handwritten at the bottom in an angry scrawl is the reply, "You realize, of course, that this means war?" [ralph]
7590. A remote control with one big red button. When you push the button, you hear a loud explosion outside, and screaming. Depending on the type of person you are, you either put the control back or keep pushing the button over and over. [ralph]
7589. Long Spam. [ralph]
7588. My Other Car Is A Black Helicopter [eli]
7587. The cereal that's shot from guns [scottd]
7586. a malicious, rubber-clad Pippi Longstocking, on a sugar buzz, absent-mindedly flicking the trigger of a fluorescent-pink flame-thrower. [eli]
7585. Rugrats-shaped Chicken Tenders [clamen]
7584. The sort of atheist who does not so much disbelieve in God as personally dislike Him. [bumba]
7583. A private eye hired by your wife. [rochberg]
7582. A five-letter word for snake. [rochberg]
7581. Why is Oscillation, and How is it Done. [bumba]
7580. chocolate-flavored mouthwash [scottd]
7579. Phthalocyanine or similar [bumba]
7578. As much as I enjoy vivisecting myself in public, [scottd]
7577. Sorry, wrong universe. [jch]
7576. a structural breach event (technically speaking, a "big hole") [jferro]
7575. testicular coprocessors [scottd]
7574. Overhead exploration with side-scrolling action [clamen]
7573. Egyptian god found on kitchen canisters, curtains, paper towels, plates, baskets. [sprite]
7572. This frequency in the color spectrum brought to you by: Pepsi [scottd]
7571. A backbone the size of Missouri [clamen]
7570. I relish any chance to memorize more strings of soul-crushing numbers. [jch]
7569. Sony's side-scrolling, apple-collecting, tornado spin-attacking mascot. [clamen]
7568. "The King of Britain over here" [clamen]
7567. Head of the Celtic Church of The Sacred Kindred of Saint Columba [clamen]
7566. A bumper sticker reading "Warning: Graduate Student. May suddenly swerve into oncoming traffic." [scottd]
7565. The couple who bought a PC to surf the Web and do their taxes, and now find themselves addicted to the You Don't Know Jack trivia series. [clamen]
7564. Curiously strong peppermints [clamen]
7563. Potable Document Format [sprite]
7562. A sudden burst of organ. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7561. He looks so much better as a woman. [tmwong]
7560. I'm addicted to wagging [jch]
7559. Pretend someone is forcefully placing a flaming tiki torch into your rectum. This should do the trick. [scottd]
7558. Crepe migration patterns [scottd]
7557. too much butt time [bumba]
7556. All-volunteer benign dictatorship [sprite]
7555. We who are about to commit egregious fashion errors salute you. [scottd]
7554. Mild, cartoon bug battles. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7553. function composition kung-fu [sprite]
7552. The setup is complete. [kosak]
7551. An activity involving a combination of electrically conducting Christmas tinsel and stun guns. [ralph]
7550. Saran wrap for chest wounds [scottd]
7549. The Flaming Stuntmen's Guild [ralph]
7548. The lusty sonnets of Sylvia Plath [rochberg]
7547. Hideous Chinese "party games". Those responsible will pay --- you know who you are. [rochberg]
7546. "more venomous than a cobra" says the guide book, "teeth are too small to bite humans" say the locals. [rochberg]
7545. That enema just about killed me. [jch]
7544. So, of course, we ate our experimental animals. [scottd]
7543. Murphy is my copilot [jch]
7542. unless also ordered with a bagpipe. [sprite]
7541. Whitehorse, Yukon is not such an attractive town that you'd want it rendered perfectly sharp in the background. [bumba]
7540. Stir well and enjoy. [tmwong]
7539. "Cup Noodles" as food. Discuss. [tmwong]
7538. A garbalogical approach to program analysis. [sprite]
7537. I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! [psu]
7536. "rouge-o-matic" == that makeup thingy from FIFTH ELEMENT [sprite]
7535. The Dune Martini: Absolutely, positively the driest. [ralph]
7534. nose-pierced, Frutopia-drinking meatheads all across this country. [sprite]
7533. Shrimp boat cruising the dunes of the Sahara. Shrimp boat stuck in Lagos traffic jams. Shrimp boat atop Mount Kilimanjaro. Shrimp boat rafting the Zambezi. Taking the shrimp boat for a game drive in Etosha. [eli]
7532. Trouser autoerotic decapitation mix [pdinda]
7531. Disco revisionists. [ralph]
7530. Big sack of death. [jch]
7529. a $60,000 bottle of wine that can do standard cell characterization. [jferro]
7528. Portable hole. [rochberg]
7527. Veronique's Pet and Bondage Supply. [ralph]
7526. scurvy, or something else unpleasant or embarrassing [jferro]
7525. Giant Eagle Fresh Turkey Parts [norm]
7524. Just squeeze your hatred into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate moment [jch]
7523. Always hip but scrupulously content-free [jch]
7522. Knife the baby [jch]
7521. The Patented Celebhead Rating System [clamen]
7520. your Nom de Party [jferro]
7519. Neck-poppin' sons [rochberg]
7518. A unique and historically compelling ten-year celebration [clamen]
7517. President of Barbara Bain International [clamen]
7516. grokkable crap [bumba]
7515. The unidentifed green speck floating in your milk [scottd]
7514. a Pole named Karol Wojty&lslash [bumba]
7513. I am the only URL you will get from me. [kosak]
7512. unconditional love and close air support [eli]
7511. A notebook whose construction and feel are reminiscent of a high-end Germany luxury sedan. [clamen]
7510. Grandma-friendly dildoes [jch]
7509. arbitrary-object-dotted i's. [eli]
7508. kitty/fishcam [sprite]
7507. The FEELit Mouse is not merely a pointer, it is a sophisticated "information technology". [dkindred]
7506. The Republican Family Values Gestapo [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7505. The local computer and gun show is adding a Y2K show in February. [sprite]
7504. For healthier, shinier brains [jch]
7503. Near-Death Experience Followed By Right-On-The-Money Death Experience [scottd]
7502. Seeking out and punishing the slightest departures from social norms with painful, burning sensations to the scalp. [scottd]
7501. tripe for life. [eli]
7500. The Clan of the Care Bear. [eli]
7499. And we all know what "undefined" means [jch]
7498. Please continue to hold just a moment longer [jch]
7497. Police say anyone caught driving any snowmobile along or across any highway in the city faces a fine up to $5, [sprite]
7496. "In a last minute revision to the standard, the new 'foe' keyword was slipped in." [roc]
7495. Bone-quality coordinator [jch]
7494. An act which outraged public decency. [tmwong]
7493. An all-bagpipe ABBA cover band. [ralph]
7492. to which infinite ones of its passion could not easily a more appropriate printout find. [eli]
7491. Six newbies traversing Latin America in search of adventure. [clamen]
7490. Greased up, shiny little Sushi Boy, in his shiny little sequined shorty-shorts [jch]
7489. Taking a tough stance against astronomical objects [scottd]
7488. A brain tumor with poetic timing [scottd]
7487. "PAT Transit has yet to screw me" [kosak]
7486. hello? I have a cluster [kosak]
7485. ruinous spiral of destructive parties. [eli]
7484. A Megabyte of super.human.software [clamen]
7483. Wonk delight or poll-tested poop [jch]
7482. Score one for technology. [tmwong]
7481. IRQ sagas at ten paces [scottd]
7480. live fish made out of rich, luxuriant ricotta cheese. [peterb]
7479. Inanimate Hare Conveyer [pdinda]
7478. If you are talking about Mihaib Budiu, he is from Romania. [kosak]
7477. "Our friend the amphetamine, or, why Johnny can't blink" [jch]
7476. Beset by Monet mania [clamen]
7475. Hasidic New Wave Klezmer Band [pdinda]
7474. sinse-flavored jellybeans. [eli]
7473. You have ten seconds to comply [jch]
7472. Hyper-advanced 512-bit processor allows for 60 million images per second, blinding user instantly [scottd]
7471. Hooliganism and tomfoolery. [rochberg]
7470. SHUB-NIGGURATH ON A POPSICLE STICK: The Last Snack Attack You'll Ever Have [ralph]
7469. Boys help women put on their coats. [tmwong]
7468. Kissing and being kissed by relatives or your parents' friends are one of the embarrassments in a boy's life, but don't try to duck or run away - they'll catch you anyway, and then it's a real production. Bear up, get it over with, and someday you'll find out about the pleasant aspects of kissing. [tmwong]
7467. 88 lines about 44 perl scripts. [peterb]
7466. "space-punk" and "cyber-opera" [sprite]
7465. Autoerotic fatalities with power hydraulics. [ralph]
7464. La pizza de mûre rôtie avec fruit enroulé flambée aux pommes de terre brûlées [pdinda]
7463. The world's largest semi-conductor, on the loose! [clamen]
7462. Five years of questions. Two sundays of answers. [clamen]
7461. 2 rubber bands marked indelibly: RED ROMAINE [acm]
7460. Jocularity, jocularity, jocularity. [karl]
7459. Knowing the difference between an idea hamster and a mouse potato can give you an edge at the cube farm. [jch]
7458. I require a waiver to complete my work part-time as a international film superstar. [tmwong]
7457. a transvestite and a tuba [sprite]
7456. Tout Yahoo! [psu]
7455. sweet-tuned, beautiful, compelling, sex-murder ballads. [eli]
7454. Clearasil One-Time-Pad [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7453. Pick up whelf in sorghum choot. How tiny froop. Mork 3:16 [peterb]
7452. It would be weenie-enhancing. [tmwong]
7451. Hoop skirts with pockets [clamen]
7450. The Cashmere Establishment [pdinda]
7449. A Bayesian Analysis of John 1:1 [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7448. "Insertion Fee" [pdinda]
7447. Two A+ students in a cloning war. [clamen]
7446. Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza. [jch]
7445. Now featuring the Ultra-Rabbit [jch]
7444. A hospital janitor with a secret. [clamen]
7443. Enweirdenment [scottd]
7442. 52 anger management classes [scottd]
7441. Nine Inch Noels: A Trent Reznor Christmas [ralph]
7440. Undescended third testicle [acm]
7439. life imitating rashomon [sprite]
7438. To help you park your car in a paisley design [sprite]
7437. Call ahead for carry out [acm]
7436. Devil Bunny Needs a Ham [ralph]
7435. 'Hands on a Hard Body': Truck Lust as a Source of Endurance in Texas [eli]
7434. There is no way to say "Our Lady of the Left Bank" in Chinese [kosak]
7433. A hero with a hat. [clamen]
7432. complete with blood-letting equipment used by physicians who tried to save him from his suddencold. [pdinda]
7431. How the Elephant Got His Spots [ralph]
7430. frequently male, but not necessarily [sprite]
7429. Creamy Split Pea With St. John's Wort Kitchen Prescription Herbal Supplement. [eli]
7428. A new, simpler proof for an obscure, pointless theorem [scottd]
7427. Oatmeal, a well-known symbol of perversion [scottd]
7426. 50 Ways To Lose Your Liver. [dfoygel]
7425. A whole new world of non-Euclidean snacking [scottd]
7424. Winnie-the-Pooh and Cthulhu, Too! [ralph]
7423. the tiny, six-pound dog named Loteki Supernatural Being but known as Cirby. [eli]
7422. Fruit beers, wheat beers, yeasty beers, dry beers, light beers, dark beers, pepper beers, stouts, ales, lagers, and the mixture that Fred the Chinese Viking made by straining fermented carrots and six thousand year old Egyptian hops through his underwear in a microwave oven over one of Podkletnov's rotating gravity-shielding superconducting disks. [sprite]
7421. favorite workstations of hell [sprite]
7420. If you're really looking to clog up those arteries in a hurry, you'll be pleased to learn that a single serving of pork brains has 1,170 percent of our recommended daily cholesterol intake. [mwm]
7419. the three words in the English language more disturbing than "clown-themed lobby". [eli]
7418. The feel-good cancer movie of the year [clamen]
7417. Advanced Squid Leader [ralph]
7416. Sentenced to listen to Copland's _Appalachian Spring_ ten thousand times [acm]
7415. Government Key Escrow for Chastity Belts. [dfoygel]
7414. Tens of thousands of CS geeks flocking to view that most holy of relics, the Shroud of Turing [scottd]
7413. Also, the manure stinks like hell when cooked in the pressure cooker. [scottd]
7412. Flames like a refinery on fire. [rochberg]
7411. A Chomsky-reading ten-year-old with a severe case of Attention Surplus Disorder [scottd]
7410. The only journalist in Washington named after a reindeer. [clamen]
7409. Grass Jelly Drink (banana flavour) [eli]
7408. A fun example: Your microwave will be able to tell your TV when your popcorn is ready. [jch]
7407. Smells Like Teen Monads [scottd]
7406. caliFORNICATOR [dfoygel]
7405. Twitchy the Vivarin Squirrel [pdinda]
7404. Faster, pussycat! Clean! Clean! [peterb]
7403. Monkey butts, tanned stomachs, and stewed tomatoes. [karl]
7402. Monica Lewinsky. Jewish, and from what I hear, available. [acm]
7401. It originated in Norway somewhere. [tmwong]
7400. Mutants, giants, ogres, low self-esteem, murder, art, fanaticism, asceticism, sensuality, interstellar ramjets. [sprite]
7399. cut out of an Erasure song and given a thorough denatured-alcohol scrubbing. [eli]
7398. a unified theory of honey which accounted for all its manifestations. [eli]
7397. quick-thinking, fully clothed men. [eli]
7396. Please Reset Planet to Original Condition and Wait [sprite]
7395. Under my desk, I be fingerin' my Letta Opener Of Death. [jch]
7394. Wash in the boy. [peterb]
7393. The problem of machine translation has been characterized as "AI-complete"---at least as difficult as any other problem in artificial intelligence. [dfoygel]
7392. flat hierarchy of cache servers [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7391. France-addled moosehumpers. [peterb]
7390. a 50-foot-long slide rule running the length of the ship. [eli]
7389. Hi. Is this the Internet? [scottd]
7388. Code 3 Rhino Alert [psu]
7387. this program has action sequences containing violence [psu]
7386. The porno version of "Ally McBeal" [peterb]
7385. Wing-Beat Frequency of the Tau-Mutant Hamster [glickman]
7384. Straining at flies and swallowing anvils. [ralph]
7383. that evil dragging guy who is on the logs [scottd]
7382. As part of our continuous effort to delight our customers [jch]
7381. depraved German lesbians coupling in castles and ponds, on abandoned piers and in the streets, amongst heavy machinery and extremely beautiful urban decay. [eli]
7380. The story of what can happen when babies know too much. [clamen]
7379. The nadir of dumb-ass symbolism [scottd]
7378. The Sex Rules for Call of Cthulhu. [ralph]
7377. The Snorting Frames [scottd]
7376. kid-flavored products. [eli]
7375. Removing the wrist thong results in a loss of the rally. [acm]
7374. Brevity is the soul of wit [psu]
7373. A hapless teen-age Everyman counterpoised to the hyperpotent Superman [clamen]
7372. Einstein meets The Blue Angel in this Ortonesque romantic comedy in which love obeys the crazy laws of physics. [pdinda]
7371. This is the typical eat-your-own-young approach [jch]
7370. The Annual Male Root Carving Competition [scottd]
7369. Sexual soul mate [pdinda]
7368. One day, I will own the building at 60 Wall Street. [tmwong]
7367. A generation raised on television and Frooty-O's [clamen]
7366. Shipping Magnate Declares Titanic-Iceberg Merger Successful [scottd]
7365. A cute 'n' cuddly movie-viewin' Birthday Bear [clamen]
7364. Jasmine Scented Angel Snot. (http://www.mcphee.com/products/new/ [ralph]
7363. Next week on "Category Theorists With Guns": [scottd]
7362. Buy 5 Haggadahs, get the 6th one free! [scottd]
7361. Drawstrings and something more. [clamen]
7360. In four words: CHEAP NEW ZEALAND LABOUR! [jch]
7359. Being nibbled to death by butterflies. [ralph]
7358. Presidential ashtray and autosuck device. [peterb]
7357. A light as bright as a 500W halogen torchière, with the color spectrum of a cloudless pittsburgh summer day, and the power consumption of a napping ant. [clamen]
7356. The feeling that I'd just swallowed a good deal of the greyish stuff I'd cleaned out of my mouse. [acm]
7355. Keep hate alive! [peterb]
7354. There are many many worse things to come in your grad student career. AFS. Networks. Willowsprings. PSC. Be afraid. Husband your strength. [jch]
7353. "Lord of Historical Necessity." Ancient title, origin lost in mists of time, probable Templar connection, alchemical trine, Hollow Earth, dimensions we dare not see save with a shudder, yadda yadda yadda. [ralph]
7352. a veritable one-woman Thelma and Louise of primitive computation [pdinda]
7351. Oh, god, I need to delete all my aux files. [kosak]
7350. communist teutonic industrial style [pdinda]
7349. Setup is optimizing your system for better performance. [jch]
7348. Attacked by a gospel choir so badly filmed as they descend symmetrical staircases that they look like a giant flock of deranged geese. [scottd]
7347. the alpha version of a AI module for retrosynthetic engineering called SYNGEN. [eli]
7346. Kult: Call of Cthulhu without the foolish optimism. [ralph]
7345. Baphomet, the Three-Faced Clown. [ralph]
7344. Most users choke to death at this point [jch]
7343. "meshville"......full functioning suburban neighborhoods sprawled out and unfurlling from an inner labrynth of paisly shaped foreverness that was infinitly everything yet a simplistic individual at the same time. [eli]
7342. The Left Hand Side of Darkness [roc]
7341. ML/SQL. [rochberg]
7340. The new AutoComplete feature, with IntelliSense Technology [clamen]
7339. Pittsburgh will eventually hurt you. [tmwong]
7338. You are not allowed to access the requested object [jch]
7337. good, clean, kill-'em-all-and-let-God-sort-it-out fun. [eli]
7336. Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town [roc]
7335. Doug Funnie and his multicolored friends. [clamen]
7334. Bagel whore. [peterb]
7333. Don't Go For It Electric Boy! [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7332. A combination Russian phrasebook and Holy Bible [pdinda]
7331. Let's all contemplate that moment of fecal urgency, shall we? [jch]
7330. A group of anonymous Latin American meat-packing glitterati [jch]
7329. Skin condititions used to convey evil [scottd]
7328. chocolate-dipped broccoli. [rochberg]
7327. If I start the engines now, we will lose our pants [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7326. A monster, but somehow Roman in its genial fluted civic beauty [pdinda]
7325. The wax and wane of caribou populations. [rochberg]
7324. The Incredible Oedipals [scottd]
7323. The buttons for "send pet" and "send normal e-mail" are far too close. [eli]
7322. "Oh, jeez," Whittenberger said when told of the day's events. [dkindred]
7321. Advanced node management using telnet. [rochberg]
7320. NASD_JIMZ_MONKEY_COLOCATE [rochberg]
7319. addicted little lap dog [kosak]
7318. A disconcerting, refugee-like experience [clamen]
7317. Anderson Consulting: We put the "con" back in consulting. [tmwong]
7316. a large mason jar filled with the butts of frosted animal crackers. only the butts. [eli]
7315. the dreaded Keanu Reeves sentence. [psu]
7314. Water is not an acceptable substitute for food. [tmwong]
7313. The occasional leap second and even more infrequent double leap second. [rochberg]
7312. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. [eli]
7311. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. [eli]
7310. Gun wounds again? [eli]
7309. The Grrokn character will be renamed "D'lok Shalk'rr". [eli]
7308. Eye shadow flashy enough to direct air traffic. [rochberg]
7307. Regular indoor fun [rochberg]
7306. You are aboard a Galaxy-class Teletubby Battlecruiser. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7305. The cluetrain came four times a day for ten years, and they never took delivery [jch]
7304. A van labeled, "Immaculate Auto Detailing - Perfection at it's finest" [scottd]
7303. In compliance with the "Truth in Politics Law", the above is a known self-serving bastard. [tmwong]
7302. Null-terminated string quartet. [dfoygel]
7301. New Instant Lottery Game Features Three Ways To Win, 19,839,947 Ways To Lose [psu]
7300. THE R'LYEH CANNONBALL: "Oh, listen to the squelching, and deliquescing ooze, As it drips off something's carapace and puddles 'round your shoes..." [ralph]
7299. Adding more crocodiles and piranhas to computer's moat. [dfoygel]
7298. Opera(tm). The browser war is not over until the fat lady sings. [dfoygel]
7297. Advanced tactical shower technology. [peterb]
7296. The most legendary call-letters in the United States. [clamen]
7295. Lawful evil beats. [rochberg]
7294. The ammoniac smell of sweat drying on plastic sandal sole. [rochberg]
7293. The classic Objectivist geography game, "Where In The World Is John Galt?" [scottd]
7292. A two-pronged attack on the hormonal system of a group of 23 volunteers [scottd]
7291. How is it going to end? [tmwong]
7290. A five-paragraph essay spun horribly out of control [rochberg]
7289. goose decoys that appear dead [eli]
7288. {monkey, cock, dog, pig, rat, ox, tiger, hare, dragon, serpent, horse, sheep} [year % 12] [kosak]
7287. Hangover Helper [pdinda]
7286. Bizarre love polygon. [peterb]
7285. bizarre kevlar bondage machines [pdinda]
7284. Hideous javascript thingie. [peterb]
7283. Adoration of the Baby Cheeses [ralph]
7282. Thread squirrels [scottd]
7281. the helipad's dream of flight. [eli]
7280. the standard, rosy, acronym-laden, techno-centric picture of the future, with virtual stores taking over from physical ones, people downloading entire albums from the comfort of their own office cubicles when they should be working, intelligent software-agents collaboratively determining whether you want the next verse to be about romantic yearning or project management, and everybody who used to earn a living in the ancient, creaky, lumbering, pre-net music business dragged out of their crumbling LA art-deco mid-rises and shot through the skull by a rifle-wielding robot, operated through web-based telepresence by a cranky thirteen-year-old shut-in from Columbus, Ohio, who is pretending to be a tall, moody, disgruntled, Senegalese ex-fashion model named Aylia. [eli]
7279. If I pass this "exam", my life will be worth 1 million dollars. [tmwong]
7278. being chased by a promiscuous blue square root of two [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7277. Muppets. The Other Blue Meat. [ralph]
7276. a brilliant new French film about nihilism [kw]
7275. Just like chinese water torture, only with cows [scottd]
7274. Major icky flashbacks [jch]
7273. Rival lawyers by day... hard-partying friends by night. [clamen]
7272. A series of meaningless episodes of human behavior, punctuated by shark attacks [scottd]
7271. Lip Balm Industrial Complex [pdinda]
7270. revolutionizing the neoeuphoric infliction of internal terror [kosak]
7269. The only juggler to ever win a Macarthur Grant [clamen]
7268. five buttons designed to help users better navigate the Internet. [eli]
7267. A clever user could get around it, but you could then have them fired. [jch]
7266. Please select a viewing experience [jch]
7265. A giant Dr. Seussian contraption that wanders through the radio industry like Snuffleupagus dispensing blowjobs and coke [pdinda]
7264. Lactose-Intolerant Outlaw Crotch Ramen [md5i]
7263. the viral-like rage that can inhabit a person who is classified a freak in their youth. [eli]
7262. A monument in fabric [pdinda]
7261. A launch vehicle or payload shall not, by reason of the launching of such vehicle, be considered an export for purposes of this subchapter. [eli]
7260. Special effects such as GenderBlender. [rochberg]
7259. some dried old heterosexual prune at Harvard [pdinda]
7258. EDLIN IS THE DOS TEXT EDITOR [kosak]
7257. The Boba Fett of Episode 1. [clamen]
7256. This is not obviously so for functions on a chain-complete poset. [psu]
7255. The sort of teen-ager who would have been labelled an outcast by the cool crowd in Orléans 90210. [clamen]
7254. Creamed pork fondue. [rochberg]
7253. A visual gem encased in B-movie tiredness [clamen]
7252. whatever guided bombs [andrej]
7251. The Italianate ice-cream castles of Naboo [clamen]
7250. A 20 song CD that features a song about getting rid of people who annoy me, with a gigantic crane, a love song about a boy in love with a girl who is just a head, a song about trick or treating with the Geto Boys and more! [rochberg]
7249. Pentaplane is like chess except that missile fire is permitted. [ralph]
7248. This school-room cutie has more acting ability in her little toe than Demi Moore and Jennifer Aniston combined. [tmwong]
7247. Violence, walking corpses, partial nudity. [rochberg]
7246. lies, damn lies, and signal-to-noise measurements. [eli]
7245. 50% of the U.S. salty snack food market [clamen]
7244. The most Swiss-cheesy bill I've ever seen [pdinda]
7243. The User-Friendly Dungeon of Splanng! [ralph]
7242. There'll be no butter in hell. [magus]
7241. Trapezoidal High-Stakes Hangman. [ralph]
7240. The best circumcised comedian in the netherlands [jch]
7239. Open season on American babies [scottd]
7238. The Castle of the Thirteenth Brother [roc]
7237. A shirt about the metric system to absolve you of your sins for using inches for all this stuff. [scottd]
7236. A Boy Scout with a broken heart. [clamen]
7235. Rugby does not appear to be an NCAA sport, actually. [kosak]
7234. Each captured image is immediately processed to generate a proprietary, highly unique 512-byte IrisCode(TM) template then the image is deleted. [kosak]
7233. Dampening panties for the new millenium [jch]
7232. The Ewan McGregor Real-Life Molded Action Dildo! [rochberg]
7231. No sorting by keywords, no [kosak]
7230. Diana Rigg as Darth Emma. [ralph]
7229. ah ha! [scottd]
7228. shit [scottd]
7227. one attorney, chiropractor, financial advisor, florist, etc. [kosak]
7226. bogen/manfrotto 3221w legset: nice [kosak]
7225. The Tale of Peter Rabbit and the Naughty Stewardesses. [ralph]
7224. HOT DATA TRANSFER ACTION. [rochberg]
7223. ide0: BM-DMA at 0xfcd0-0xfcd7, BIOS settings: hda:DMA, hdb:pio [kosak]
7222. Pissing, ass-kicking, and Kissinger [scottd]
7221. SQL for the severely mentally challenged. [rochberg]
7220. Context? [peterb]
7219. a handy, easy to use universal remote control that works with most TV brands and all beer and wine bottles [scottd]
7218. Things you can only wish you made up. [rochberg]
7217. Hustle up here an' give me a hand; the old man's got a earwig crawled into his leg cast and he's goin' at himself with a ballpeen hammer! [scottd]
7216. ATOMIC CROTCH LASER [ralph]
7215. We are the people. We have the internet. We have the power. Any questions? [jch]
7214. Per-page endianness [rochberg]
7213. The Council on Dental Practice is sponsoring a dental forensic conference titled, Human Bite Marks: Recognition Recovery Analysis & The Law. [dkindred]
7212. Tender lumps appear in your groin or under your arm. [scottd]
7211. Punk Rock Karaoke Fraud. [peterb]
7210. A veritable fountain of spit [rochberg]
7209. Garer la voiture. [rochberg]
7208. The impending Robot Holocaust. [rochberg]
7207. A musical Bermuda Triangle [pdinda]
7206. My days of hanging out with a lot of hard-drinking economists from the U.S. Department of Agriculture. [rochberg]
7205. A potentially lethal dose of cocaine he was smuggling in a swallowed plastic bag. [rochberg]
7204. Belgium, man. Belgium! [jch]
7203. The LORD DESTRUCTO GOD-EMPEROR MAIL CULT which requires you to rape a chicken in a circle of chalk at midnight while drinking the blood of a freshly killed rat in order to get less functionality. [pdinda]
7202. Wild Self-Affinity in Physics [pdinda]
7201. Was the competent one a black guy named Bill? [kosak]
7200. By the way, she is running the Slovene Yahoo. [kosak]
7199. Serbia from here to Tokyo. [eli]
7198. A cigar the size of my arm. [tmwong]
7197. The PC Weasel 2000 [rochberg]
7196. A threat to man and tooth alike. [karl]
7195. The Duke and Duchess of Kent, in a minibus [clamen]
7194. Two jedis and some funky amphibian rastafarians. [rochberg]
7193. a cross formed with a horizontal portion and a vertical portion and with illumination means therein and a battery for powering the illumination means, the cross having recesses at the ends of the horizontal portions with an electrical circuit and electrically conductive nails adapted to complete the circuit between the battery and the illumination means, the nails being positionable in apertures through the hand sections to support the doll on the cross and to complete the circuit for illuminating the light. [dkindred]
7192. A continuing need for new and improved dolls formed in the likeness of the Lord Jesus with a movable head and extremities which can be used for inspiring, educating, and entertaining children. [ralph]
7191. A strange niche on the pop plateau midway between AC/DC and ABBA. [scottd]
7190. nervously shitting on everything [jch]
7189. improperly configured tulip. [eli]
7188. Gigapants? [peterb]
7187. Something with an obscure Roman name. [tmwong]
7186. All alone in the night. [jch]
7185. Disney's Shadow Over Innsmouth. [ralph]
7184. suck nitrous and roll down a hill. [eli]
7183. I read "Playboy" for the articles, but buy it for the pictures. [tmwong]
7182. I think everything is now OK without !@#$$%^&*. I am going to go eat. [scottd]
7181. Teen Ink Blot Goes on Rampage Across U.S. [scottd]
7180. Expert yogurt technologist. [peterb]
7179. The Impressive Depressions [scottd]
7178. Butt wigs [scottd]
7177. Foucault's name being tossed about like a cheap Frisbee [rochberg]
7176. One-handed literature. [tmwong]
7175. The Land of Stupid Bit-Twiddling [scottd]
7174. A scoop of black caviar laced with laudanum. [rochberg]
7173. runny brown CAFFEINATED snot [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7172. Feisty Rhetoric [rochberg]
7171. A free-range haggis with mango chutney. [pwp]
7170. And once again, the conversation moves inexorably towards Alyssa Milano. [tmwong]
7169. Y2K advice learned from Hopi elders [scottd]
7168. The most foul of the foul words. [rochberg]
7167. Guerrilla saxophonists, Cubans, choirs and gypsies. [clamen]
7166. A degree of rogueish charm that, I believe, is illegal in several states. [clamen]
7165. A pre and post-apocalyptic time-travel/atomic-bomb-mutation/lesbian chic/suspense dramedy. [clamen]
7164. The Phone That Needed Dried Out. [rochberg]
7163. The sound of a thousand Weanites saying "wop". [tmwong]
7162. A long discussion with some "family" involving a bat. [tmwong]
7161. some 138-year old copy editor in a life support vat somewhere deep under manhattan. [eli]
7160. The most fabulous silicone-dildo-making babes in the known universe. [rochberg]
7159. acceptable nipple performance. [eli]
7158. She'd touch anyone with a ten-foot pole. [tmwong]
7157. An unadorned silver ring, which -- if you hold it in fire for a moment -- begins to show runes of flame, spelling out, in Elvish: "HELLO WORLD". [sprite]
7156. Inflamation of character. [dfoygel]
7155. Not a surprise party, but an intervention. [rochberg]
7154. A film forever in search of dialogue and plot. [tmwong]
7153. studied postmodernism and identified with the footnotes [pdinda]
7152. Exposure of rodents to aerosols of microorganisms, toxins or simulants using nose-only equipment accommodating fewer than [20] rodents. [rochberg]
7151. The Lava Async2/A-550 is ideal for backward-compatibility with the large installed-base of legacy MCA systems. [mju]
7150. I'm stroking the monkey with a piece of dental floss. [peterb]
7149. The Marines would have addresses ending in usmc.mil, not usmc.com. [sprite]
7148. HOW TO APPROACH SNOTTY TEASERS USING THIS BAD BOY APPROACH! Need I say more? Call NOW! [dkindred]
7147. The fun experience of exploring skin cancer. [tmwong]
7146. Tasty when processed. [sprite]
7145. There are four kinds of Jesuses: Baby Jesus, Spurting Jesus, Floating Jesus, and Propeller-Head Jesus. [jch]
7144. The Sonny Bono Copyright Term Extension Act [clamen]
7143. one of a very select group of murdered Canadian politicians [clamen]
7142. satanic forks. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7141. Korean undergrad Delaunay triangulation spam [pdinda]
7140. A criminal of the nation who will leave a stink for a thousand years. [clamen]
7139. a special corner of Hell for people who use the word "literally" metaphorically. [eli]
7138. And, if you're looking for a trendy waste of time, check out the alt.fan.frank-zappa RC5-64 Crack Decryption Squad page! [scottd]
7137. One young Nazi mother cradles a baby in one hand and uses the other to punch a young man repeatedly in the face until he is bloody. [scottd]
7136. The camera pans ominously down to a table with three candles, a Ouija board and a tarot deck. Ooooooh. Scaaaaary. [pdinda]
7135. a Discreet Hard Shell Carrying Case [clamen]
7134. pre-pubescent kung-fu Catholic schoolgirls. [ralph]
7133. Albright, a lowercase god. [peterb]
7132. Eerily freakish, yet somehow deeply unsatisfying [jch]
7131. A clear and clean water-flavored liquid [clamen]
7130. A spine-tingling $57,700 per-screen average [clamen]
7129. seven hundred pounds of partial equivalence relations (hereinafter pers) [sprite]
7128. I'm gonna get you Sukkah. [rochberg]
7127. Sent to prison for a crime they did not commit [rochberg]
7126. diffuse hemorrhagic oozing from the esophageal mucosa [rochberg]
7125. The Impactor Planet [pdinda]
7124. Bitter little pmax trolls [rochberg]
7123. She looks better upside down. [tmwong]
7122. Cavity-searched by the Hazmat Gold Team [kosak]
7121. Chicken soup for the trigger finger [pdinda]
7120. Boredcast message from 'dpetrou' [rochberg]
7119. He wasn't a bad guy. He liked children. Never even ate one. [magus]
7118. causes blindness in laboratory tests with Mac users [scottd]
7117. A virtual machine cannot be run within a virtual machine. We recommend that you do not attempt this procedure. [rochberg]
7116. The National Post's popular "The Best Of Summer In Chad" column. [clamen]
7115. Human eye. Keep this end up. [pdinda]
7114. Soothing hippo music [scottd]
7113. A tasty mobile division of Big Burrito Restaurants, Inc. [pdinda]
7112. Reward: No punishment! [sprite]
7111. GNU hello is renowned for its classic simplicity and versatility. [mju]
7110. Quality time with the photocopier. [jch]
7109. Available today in landfills everywhere [scottd]
7108. my interactive internet Objectivist exposition [pdinda]
7107. A ticking time bomb of fury [clamen]
7106. A triple skinny siamese pygmy height-weight proportional with hazel razzle, 2% milk, an artery block, and hold the bath beads. [clamen]
7105. Emotions have no cash value. [psu]
7104. darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night [psu]
7103. an unrepentant serial adulterer [pdinda]
7102. The jwz web experience [clamen]
7101. Trouser Autoerotic Decapitation Mix [pdinda]
7100. I Can't Believe It's Not Sodomy! (tm) [scottd]
7099. A Ph.D. student in a climate no wild attine ever reached, the University of Toronto. [clamen]
7098. Gay Jewish Vultures. [rochberg]
7097. JFK, Jr. Plane Crash in B Minor [scottd]
7096. Sephardic Songs Of Love [clamen]
7095. exaggeration of dependency on surgically removable sexual drive (mojo) [dfoygel]
7094. The Ammunition Fairy [scottd]
7093. A $39 value bottle of armpit sweat for only $12! [rochberg]
7092. A wire strong enough to bridge the East River without snapping. [clamen]
7091. The high priestess of the Zeitgeist. [clamen]
7090. nonsupersymmetric scenarios [pdinda]
7089. Stories from the Path of Totality [clamen]
7088. the rigors of academic scrutiny [clamen]
7087. The universal giver of heft. [rochberg]
7086. The science educators' Vietnam [clamen]
7085. Sandline project team. [rochberg]
7084. Wexford's own Christina Aguilera [clamen]
7083. so many categories to choose from, incl cops, nuns, cheerleaders, and navy. [karl]
7082. Universal, unvarying standards of pulchritude. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7081. lambic maple mead [sprite]
7080. Chassis Intrusion: Detected [rochberg]
7079. Kind of boppy, decidedly virtuosic and heavily reliant on the clarinet. [clamen]
7078. Random vs. directed beatings. [tmwong]
7077. ultra-pontifical self-confidence [pdinda]
7076. pushy as a miracle bra [rochberg]
7075. The true spirit of Open Source [clamen]
7074. Masturbation is not really a solution at all. It's a hobby. Like cocaine, the death penalty or cellular phones, what might seem at first to be a specific solution to a specific problem turns out in the end to be merely a habit. [dfoygel]
7073. One of the Arab world's least undemocratic countries [clamen]
7072. Fat porn pipe. [peterb@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7071. Wireless Cone of Commerce [pdinda]
7070. most activities involving an orifice and something other than air. [sprite]
7069. Terrifying tale of a prodigiously violent prophylactic. [tmwong]
7068. their own horizontal sporting event. [rochberg]
7067. "Spending my bonus for stag beetles, aggravating my wife, I am becoming a stag beetle fool," one unidentified Japanese collector wrote on his Internet home page. [kosak]
7066. Bitterness event horizon. [peterb@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
7065. [Bleep] you! Fat-ass Foucaultian ho! [ralph]
7064. A book-smart babe desperately in need of some streetwise sass [clamen]
7063. The White House nookie monster [pdinda]
7062. Operator error. Strike operator and replace any key to continue. [karl]
7061. The Birks bowl bequeathed to that peaceful endeavor called Canadian football. [clamen]
7060. A professional litigant [rochberg]
7059. Learn to express yourself through assertive shopping [sprite]
7058. Trepanation. Spiritual enlightenment, .and. fun with power tools! [ralph]
7057. 360 degrees of pool-shooting action! [clamen]
7056. The frat boys were very receptive [kosak]
7055. Stop killing customers. [sprite]
7054. Doogie, the super-mouse! [clamen]
7053. rubbing a sheet of Bounce directly on your hair [sprite]
7052. Botanical extracts from land and sea [sprite]
7051. Don't eat white foods. [sprite]
7050. Hungarian Beauty Secrets [sprite]
7049. hat-related activities [sprite]
7048. when there are more than 1000 q entries, this won't make any sense. [peterb]
7047. Hamster butter [rochberg]
7046. Itty bitty kitty. [rochberg]
7045. Pile of stinking flesh. [rochberg]
7044. The stuffy, sneezy, why the hell is the room spinning medicine [scottd]
7043. you touch. you buy. [rochberg]
7042. robotic models of cricket phonotaxis [eli]
7041. Epic meatless barbecue. [rochberg]
7040. The woman who spit fire and danced bare-breasted atop an electrical tower. [peterb]
7039. a battle against a million over-sized Mr. Coffees. [rochberg]
7038. complimentary vinyl cell-phone holders [eli]
7037. A paltry $340 million. [rochberg]
7036. great solemn poems about happy children who got randomly struck by lightning. [eli]
7035. point-to-point email, snail mail, non-broadcast telepathy [sprite]
7034. a Sausage Bee [sprite]
7033. Pork soda. [tmwong]
7032. Time to put your monkey where your mouth is, pickle boy [acm]
7031. Estranged bat boy [acm]
7030. Very sweet Play-Doh [sprite]
7029. The most hateful human being ever to have a dog-like and hooting audience full of tasteless, beer-powered, sentimental bigot Dipshits for Jesus [scottd]
7028. Fun with Your Dog. Our Price: $19.99 [scottd]
7027. The mean streets of Malibu [pdinda]
7026. One thing, one direction, one image, post-modern, and less than 40 lines. [sprite]
7025. all the joys of owning a substance-abusing monkey. [rochberg]
7024. 87% of all women on line are really men. [psu]
7023. Eating Toaster Struddle with a knife and fork is like having Beany-Weenies with Chardany. [norm]
7022. One dozen long stem rose stems with the rose CUT OFF!! [eli]
7021. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!". [tmwong]
7020. Sausages with a picture of the Pope on the side. [tmwong]
7019. A little piece of Mogadishu nestled in that most Canadian of locales. [clamen]
7018. Reptilians may be able to access soul machine. [eli]
7017. There WILL be a resurrection in the coming few days - Esau and his 400 have been out in front waiting form this time-he has returned to regain what is his from his brother -read relevant section on my web page. [eli]
7016. What happens to souls? I am waiting confirmation of that one. Will Pleiadians step in--after all it is their original genetic experiment. [eli]
7015. guitar humidifier [eli]
7014. The most comfortable and snug-fitting ear buds yet. [clamen]
7013. Geodesic sukkah: 12-16 8' bamboo poles, a bunch of rubber bands and twine, and four tent pegs. [sprite]
7012. Catastrophic mumblety-peg failure. [sprite]
7011. 13GB of joy. [rochberg]
7010. You will experience the joy of seeing a small child's face light up like a Christams tree when you grind your cigarette into his gasoline-soaked hair. [scottd]
7009. the occasional exploding kidney [pdinda]
7008. pictures of incomprehensible acts between hominids. [sprite]
7007. WILL THE INTERNET STEAL MY CHILDREN?! [scottd]
7006. Maybe I just use the Q-tips a little more gently. [dfoygel]
7005. Could she go back to work with the children in Uncle Jingle's audience, selling them toys and clothes and breakfast cereals that screamed when you swallowed them? [honus]
7004. (You could dine waist-deep in the ocean if you wanted, but the roar of the breakers made it hard to have a conversation.) [honus]
7003. It is the strongest, lightest, and most elastic material on earth. If its properties can be harnessed and replicated, the result could change the world. Thus, it was only a matter of time before someone said: "Spider silk is a neat material the world wants. Can we make this in goats?" [goob]
7002. McGruff the Crime Dog, Smokey the Bear, and Mitnick the Anti-Hacking Gerbil [scottd]
7001. The pain of pining after a celibate 200-plus-year-old dude who can't even go to the beach . [clamen]
7000. He never really recovered from the toenail clipper circumcision [jch]
6999. 110 Pound Dog. Our largest poop, often topping an amazing 2 pounds of fecal material for only $25.00 [scottd]
6998. The pro-abortion, pro-drugs, pro-hookers pro wrestler who's currently governor of Minnesota. [clamen]
6997. pigeon power [karl]
6996. Evil Emperors: Good or bad? [sprite]
6995. Using radioisotopes for making giant vegetables for human comsumption [sprite]
6994. faux-naif Hello Kitty appeal [scottd]
6993. HOT BUTTERED CRACK [sprite]
6992. We suggest you purchase an atomic clock (not manufactured by Digital and not a VAX option at this time). [karl]
6991. Thumbtack Death Match [scottd]
6990. eau de warm banana. [karl]
6989. The flabbergasterisk [scottd]
6988. Too much mutton, you flibbertigibbit! [pdinda]
6987. a really nice expose of social difficulties of the undead [scottd]
6986. each of the four or so refinements of normality. [rochberg]
6985. So testy, she could strangle a nun. [karl]
6984. The fabric of our lives [clamen]
6983. several self-propelled artillery regiments [clamen]
6982. Bigfoot: The Malodorousness [rochberg]
6981. a Spirograph, an outboard engine and four years of Franklin Mint advertisements. [eli]
6980. People who can tell you how far it is from Edmonton to Inuvik, and who know the major influences on the music of Harry Somers, the place where Canada once had nuclear-armed Bomarc missiles and what happened to them, the social dynamics of the zoom lens and even the real identity of Margaret Atwood. [clamen]
6979. Austin Powers Deluxe. [tmwong]
6978. The square root of all evil [pdinda]
6977. Try not to shoot the monster that represents your primary shell. [sprite]
6976. Periodic barfing. [peterb]
6975. Blake's 7/Teletubby slash porn. [ralph]
6974. pain, world of [jch]
6973. Don't mess with the lollipop lady [jch]
6972. Satan (industry standard) [tmwong]
6971. Mr. Smiley, the Tap-Dancing Vibrator. [ralph]
6970. IBM ThickPad [tmwong]
6969. Preferred Vanity Name [tmwong]
6968. 3 Killian's, 1 Bud Light, 2 Goldschlager. [tmwong]
6967. Highly pleasurable work experience [jch]
6966. a sinew-slurping "It's a Wonderful Life, [rochberg]
6965. Complete blimp crash coverage. [rochberg]
6964. The Group of Seven meets the TSE over chamomile tea. [clamen]
6963. Yet Another Robo-Hitler CGI script on some web page [pdinda]
6962. two phase loser weeder [sprite]
6961. Giant Eagle Chicken Breast [berez]
6960. Dual airbags, doubling the decapitation potential! [jch]
6959. The Superweed Threat: Assessing the Risk of a Gourd Gone Wild [pdinda]
6958. A free rock concert, a Web site that watches fish, and a life-size fibreglass dodo bird. [clamen]
6957. A user-friendly Administrator wizard. [clamen]
6956. A swimming pool of milk. [rochberg]
6955. Busy, passionate people having busy, passionate Sorkinesque conversations. [clamen]
6954. Everything I own is Delectably Choco-Licious (tm) [jch]
6953. FILK POKINWO! [sprite]
6952. Twelve Angry Men in Tights [sprite]
6951. tipping the sacred cow [sprite]
6950. The traditional model based on highly mobile groups of spear-wielding, mammoth-killing macho men. [pdinda]
6949. Combination windshield/antenna [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6948. interactive cereal [pdinda]
6947. directions to their houses and the nearest cross street and notes about their family and their pets and any other info I can learn to get closer with my client and be their friend! [sprite]
6946. <BLINK> me harder! [jch]
6945. Victor/Victoria's Secret. [ralph]
6944. a parsnip wine a British friend made. [eli]
6943. investing a soup spoon with enormous symbolism [sprite]
6942. Chocolate. 'Nuff said. [karl]
6941. KRad, a tone dialer for KDE2. [eli]
6940. Magical realism as the nostalgic yearning of a globalized, rationalist bourgeoisie for extinguished local myths. [pdinda]
6939. a media spasm of data-free analysis [pdinda]
6938. brakes replaced by horde of weasels [sprite]
6937. A story that's a cross between a parlor mystery and an episode of "Scooby Doo." [clamen]
6936. the ritual mounting when greeting subordinates [eli]
6935. The Joint Funding Committee is not a committee to fund joints. [dfoygel]
6934. highly-evolved sweat glands [karl]
6933. yes, you are now shooting blanks. [karl]
6932. This is the game's equivalent of doing the Times crossword puzzle in ink and marks you as one big and crunchy master of Web Naughtiness. [scottd]
6931. a phallic religion with Jesus standing for the sacred mushroom. [eli]
6930. Concrete cigarettes! Electrical cigarettes! Cigarettes with stainless steel linings! [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6929. The Disney version of The Story of O. [ralph]
6928. Quaaludes, the Pez of the 60's generation. [sprite]
6927. Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis. [mwm]
6926. A psychedelic, headache-inducing "Where's Waldo?" with guns [allbery@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6925. The Basketball Diaries Of Anne Frank. [rochberg]
6924. The home of Pennsylvania's very own Amish Power Generator Corp. [karl]
6923. Pre-shaved nostrils [jch]
6922. The schnapps with the delightful taste of S'mores. [clamen]
6921. The highest grossing Wednesday premiere of any film to open in November. [clamen]
6920. Value-added human tissue procurement services. [rochberg]
6919. Backupuncture! [magus]
6918. The name of the amoral ship is Equinox [kosak]
6917. Hemorrhaging Hemorrhaging Hippos [scottd]
6916. Nipple hole gauge [magus]
6915. Graceful penetration tolerance [magus]
6914. Terminal aspiration of beets. [jch]
6913. Jaw-dropping Nerf explosion [scottd]
6912. a self-illustrating rhetorical metaphor [clamen]
6911. Naked suicide plague streaks across USA [karl]
6910. A Cabbage Patch kid with her very own web site [clamen]
6909. (bind-key 'all "H-A-M-C-d" delete-window) [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6908. womb envy? rapist techno-fantasy? parasitic male fish? [eli]
6907. Thundernuns are GO! [magus]
6906. There was an internal error. [jch]
6905. note to self - knocking over the goo cup is to be avoided. [psu]
6904. leaders on the trailing edge of electronics [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6903. The largest fire station west of the Mississippi [clamen]
6902. what? nobody, NOBODY, knows? [kosak]
6901. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I have found myself in need of new nipples [jch]
6900. Symptoms of pregnancy. [rochberg]
6899. Automatic pulp ejection that lets you juice non-stop. [magus]
6898. Curious George's brother, Sarcastic Phil. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6897. The Ali MacGraw of the new millennium. [clamen]
6896. wearing a battle nightie and hanging out with Space Nazi Midget. [eli]
6895. The few, the proud, the topless [jch]
6894. R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe as a singing reindeer named Schnitzel. [clamen]
6893. Peaches and Leeches. [rochberg]
6892. Frogs and logs. [karl]
6891. FMRI of the brain - that's the real sex organ, anyway. [kosak]
6890. concrete chickens [karl]
6889. Most cats dislike the harmonica. [dkindred]
6888. A sophisticated spam triangulation system [pdinda]
6887. contract springmaker for hire [pdinda]
6886. Single-line, double-stack cleared access to the Port of Halifax. [clamen]
6885. not waving, but burning. [jch]
6884. naturally horny New Jersey guys [honus]
6883. Wood is yummy. [sprite]
6882. 2000 terrified doves [clamen]
6881. Your request is being actioned. [jch]
6880. "Misli¹ da si veæi - hak3r d00d - nego ja? Naravno da to znam proèitati, pa to je èisti engleski!" [dkindred]
6879. Civil War battlefields, picturesque colonial-style towns, rafting trips on the Potomac River, outlet shopping malls, small drive-in movie theaters, clapboard churches, country roads with 15 mph speed limits and one major Middle East peace process. [clamen]
6878. Full frontal nudity of football players. [kosak]
6877. Geological oddities closely resemble enormous sexual organs. A large and humorously mislabeled sign Wonderfull Rock shows the way to the curious formations. [mwm]
6876. Virgin Vodka. [tmwong]
6875. No multiplayer makes baby jesus cry. [honus]
6874. People. Need to find people. Lie in wait until it cracks and dwell on that. The contact the little monkeys needed. Plan. [kosak]
6873. Gummy Shoggoths [ralph]
6872. A Glaswegian, gay hairdresser with big ambitions [clamen]
6871. alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.schoolgirl.tentacle [rochberg]
6870. Wookie porn [scottd]
6869. I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on? [dfoygel]
6868. Heir today, gnome tomorrow. [dfoygel]
6867. The occasional daliance with a passing alien. [clamen]
6866. Someone who will worship my body and still put his heart on the line. [clamen]
6865. Homer Simpson / Lisa slash fanfic. [eli]
6864. a free-range phallus [pdinda]
6863. extended mode would be back for jackoff videos. [honus]
6862. Codeine-Coated Land-Mine Pops [scottd]
6861. Looking back, you can't figure out how a win/win situation turned into a win/be savaged by wild boars situation. [jch]
6860. Werepoodles. [ralph]
6859. I Wonder What's Under There? : A Brief History of Underwear (Lift-The-Flap Book (Harcourt Brace & Co.).) [eli]
6858. Successful Dressing: a fold-out guide explaining how to put your pants on. [scottd]
6857. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU. [peterb]
6856. Power-walking with your single and fabulous girlfiends. [clamen]
6855. B.C.'s fast-ferry fiasco [clamen]
6854. a doomed member of some intergalactic version of the Village People. [rochberg]
6853. The Corporate Crimefighting Chicken [pdinda]
6852. The soothing chirp of a room full of pagers. [rochberg]
6851. Official snack of Jeff Gordon. [tmwong]
6850. Official smack of Jeff Gordon. [tmwong]
6849. Wielding the rubber chicken in an ASCII wonderland. [clamen]
6848. The Great Millenium Walk [clamen]
6847. Part hovercraft, part sculpture [clamen]
6846. revelry the likes of which the Mediterranean basin has never seen. [rochberg]
6845. The great ferrets of truth [pdinda]
6844. Like most of my circle of friends in those days, I was a sex-crazed techno-hippie. In life, I was determined to squeeze the Charmin, whenever and wherever possible, no matter how many times the old man in bifocals told me not to. [acm]
6843. I was not writing a scholarly work. I was wanking off on the "foundations of mathematics" mailing list. [kosak]
6842. A tapeworm that lives in the intestines of whales [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6841. White tomato sauce. [tmwong]
6840. all the suspense of a Chinese politburo meeting [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6839. the cryptic Tkrdg (1968) for accompanied choir. [eli]
6838. an ISO 9000 audit of Hell. [eli]
6837. Do not place Captain Viagra within 5"-7" of an open flame. [honus]
6836. Shoulder length nose hair. [norm]
6835. An unfortunate typo on your application results in your being accepted into the Legion Of Superherpes. [scottd]
6834. Per-service basis. [tmwong]
6833. Oxy-acetylene can opener. [magus]
6832. The Sermon on the Mount, By and For Candy Corn. [magus]
6831. an aggressively-marketed set of multi-function action figures based on minor federal functionaries, like the Librarian of Congress (with monocle-mounted Dewey Decimator) or the Secretary of the Interior (who turns inside out to become, of course, the Secretary of the Exterior, or, if you peel the slime decals off, a disemboweled post-nuclear mutant). [eli]
6830. the code can be no larger. [kosak]
6829. Illicit possession of a snowball [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6828. Plume phenomenology [rochberg]
6827. A James Bond movie with the lead role played by W. C. Fields. [ralph]
6826. Soylent Green is made from Beatles! [magus]
6825. A heady, taut, dramatic presentation in the grand tradition of Dr. Demento and the Rat's Breath Repertory Company. [karl]
6824. along with Magic Crayons and a Wipe-Away Woobie Cloth. [eli]
6823. Big, butt-numbing sentimental weepies [scottd]
6822. Drinking a hot beer from a clean hubcap as a symbolic gesture of conceding error. [karl]
6821. The McLemur. [ralph]
6820. a name can be taken but not served [kosak]
6819. a violent, résumé-padding, self-promoting carny boy [clamen]
6818. PalmPorn (tm) [jch]
6817. The sort of fellow who flirts with a pretty, adoring student and then demonstrates his high scruples by sleeping with a colleague's wife instead. [clamen]
6816. a dispenser output equivalent to 10,000 codling moth females. [eli]
6815. Your WB milk-mustache poster [clamen]
6814. the sociopathic conference-hustling of the academic elite, who are most themselves when sashaying their whimsical way through shallow, boondoggling panel events. [pdinda]
6813. Coming to you from Brooklyn, NY, where the weak are killed and eaten. [karl]
6812. the world's first inter-yogurt communications system [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6811. People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6810. a mysterious group of female operatives, who are all as skilled and deadly as they are...um, well-drawn. [clamen]
6809. Dirty Hare Krishna. [karl]
6808. money oriented programming [pdinda]
6807. the decidedly offbeat Internet Sluts,in which two demented puppets (one of them named Wally, the talking penis) navigate the Web; [clamen]
6806. some sort of monstrous irradiated eucalyptus tree [rochberg]
6805. Miasma of pain [rochberg]
6804. Using a stethoscope to locate targets by listening through hulls from underwater, Alexander Gonoff (son of the famous Russian composer Dimitri Gonoff) used scuba gear and an air-powered drill to hole the boat just below the waterline, and as the boat sank would use a spear gun to nail the escaping poodle. [scottd]
6803. A white-eyed, leather-clad vampiress that makes Elvira look like Edith Bunker [clamen]
6802. army of dindas [kw]
6801. The resolute sheriff who would bring order to a lawless town [pdinda]
6800. a communication device to interact with rotting grapefruits [pdinda]
6799. another bite of Medaille d'Or or Brown Snout. [eli]
6798. The moisturizing secret of oatmeal [clamen]
6797. A battle for the hearts, minds, and clicks [clamen]
6796. A Tasty Mobile Division of the big Burrito Restaurant Group [clamen]
6795. van een eigen overschrijvingsformulier of stortingskaart. [mwm]
6794. "josullvn kosak"@ux [kosak]
6793. sp.cs.cmu.edu [kosak]
6792. I can't believe we got fucked hard by the mouse twice in the span of a year. [magus]
6791. Nude cybercafe night [rochberg]
6790. Chinese grape varieties like Cow's Nipple or Dragon's Eye [pdinda]
6789. Pussy-ass hard-gaining ectomorph limey [scottd]
6788. memory is a curse, and time is not your friend. [karl]
6787. "War and Peace" with elves and lichen. [clamen]
6786. Sesame Street - Rubber Ducky [German Techno Remix] [scottd]
6785. daring and determination born of a well-developed underdog outrage and the shameless, strategic deployment of t&a. [clamen]
6784. a 20-page special on slime. [eli]
6783. Quasi-intellectual liberal bedwetting handwringers [pdinda]
6782. The favored widget set changes more often than I change my underwear! [mwm]
6781. You can bet your shiny blue butt I was. [honus]
6780. Godfather Part II: Electric Boogaloo. [ralph]
6779. The Fourth Annual Proofread 'Til We Puke Party [scottd]
6778. A tense, gripping docudrama on the life cycle of a salted sourdough pretzel bite. [karl]
6777. Impudence/Hate (I): *passing body gas in time to music and in other situations [scottd]
6776. corporate prayer [pdinda]
6775. King Bill and Queen Hillary and their loyal but equally evil cloven-foot castle gargoyles such as Carville, Schrum, Blumenthal, et al. [pdinda]
6774. The popular spokespuppet [pdinda]
6773. HairyDrunkenLactatingSpottedMonkies.com [jch]
6772. superhero dolls with eye-laser action [clamen]
6771. Her dance with the psychological tar baby that is HRC [pdinda]
6770. Evil twin stars orbiting in the same constellation as serial killers and other pathological liars [pdinda]
6769. A form of GOP foreplay [pdinda]
6768. Salamon, Smith, Blarney [pdinda]
6767. Consumers hungering for a darker, more defiant Doughboy. [scottd]
6766. The undeniable youth appeal of Eddie Money [clamen]
6765. egregiously fucked in new and intriguing ways [jch]
6764. The relentless super-posse [clamen]
6763. A guild of gnome-like tinkerers and their nebbishy leader, a sorcerer from faraway Finland, the one with an unpronounceable name and a magic penguin. [dfoygel]
6762. bloated, high-level, fuzzy-logic, artificial-intelligence, neural-net, client-server, object-oriented abstractions like the C language "+" operator [scottd]
6761. 362 metric tons of marijuana [dfoygel]
6760. Health threatening memory spillage [berez]
6759. pre-medieval Celtic fart therapy [pdinda]
6758. Licked to death by puppies [jch]
6757. Demo Status as of about OMIGODITSLATEAGAIN o'clock. [ralph]
6756. the peak of pasta perfection [clamen]
6755. The specter of a world full of nonshimmering lips. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6754. Bikini Bite (tm) [jch]
6753. An oppressive thumb on the scale of competitive fortune [pdinda]
6752. World-O'-Corba Sludge [scottd]
6751. Keep honking while I reload. [jch]
6750. a small priceless fang of post-contemporaria. [eli]
6749. "Penultimate Hop Popping" po "LSP Egress" [poole@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6748. An annotation jamboree [clamen]
6747. A bible story you can tap your toes to [clamen]
6746. Betty Bob's House of Sleazy Porn and Fine Imported European Teas. [dfoygel]
6745. Windmills of Whatever [scottd]
6744. A Buena Vista Release of a Touchstone Pictures Presentation of a Working Title Films Production in Association with Dogstar Films/New Crime Productions. [clamen]
6743. Hard and crusty... like Strom Thurmond's erection [honus]
6742. While many are aware of the problems surrounding meat, fewer know about what's been called "liquid meat." [kosak]
6741. The face of erectile disfunction [clamen]
6740. A TV planet where poor ratings result in being sentenced to deadly specialty channels. [clamen]
6739. THE INDIGO GIRLS' LESBIAN SUMMERCAMP ON WHEELS [eli]
6738. Fecal urgency. FECAL URGENCY. [jch]
6737. Refreshingly authentic [jch]
6736. Authentically refreshing [clamen]
6735. Cthulhu dolls: you want one, it wants you too [jch]
6734. Neo-conservatism with cleavage. [clamen]
6733. now-forgotten names like Eagle Computer, Northstar Computer, Kaypro, Word Star, Vector Graphics, Priam and Miniscribe. [eli]
6732. Why would a demon steal that car? [psu]
6731. Gummi Cthulhus and other Lovecraftian snacks [scottd]
6730. Distributed Mobile Cooperative Jigsaw Puzzle [pdinda]
6729. apple * orange + sin(2 fish) [ralph]
6728. See, that's what happens when you wait too long before resorting to canabalism. It has to be done on a more proactive, pre-emptive basis. I mean, say your pane crashes at 1pm, and by 3pm you've eaten both the chocolate chip and the carrot cake Clif Bars. What are you going gonna do, wait until 9 or 10pm before saying, "Ooh boy am I ever hungry! Say, I wonder where a fellow could get something similar to but not quite like pork around these parts?" Once it gets that late, you might as well just give up on dinner. [dfoygel]
6727. 5:55 p.m. Brief pause for horrific flashback of mother being eaten by sharks [scottd]
6726. Powdered meat. [rochberg]
6725. guilt and terraforming. [eli]
6724. fan-only breeding camps in the Ozarks. [eli]
6723. A monolithic mass of circular-referenced uhhhhhhhh. [scottd]
6722. squeak when squeezed [bumba]
6721. electroencephaloneuromentimograph [pdinda]
6720. Andrea Archangeli found a bug in bforget(). Drunk and exhausted at 4AM his time, he posted a patch. [andrzej]
6719. sorry. killing spree. [sprite]
6718. Grain elevators are like the cathedrals of the midwest. [pdinda]
6717. A two-county shooting spree [clamen]
6716. a cow-dotted Sodom [pdinda]
6715. The well-known "No facial tics" criteria from DSM-IV [scottd]
6714. a positively tactile widescreen transfer [jslttery]
6713. not to mention some needy gorillas [sprite]
6712. A killing gallery where the characters speak in poetry. [clamen]
6711. Spacecraft Markup Language [rochberg]
6710. a practice that reportedly began with Archimedes, who, after emerging from his bath and rubbing himself with olive oil, discovered the principles of geometry by using his fingernails to trace figures on his oily skin. [eli]
6709. The Official Airline of Smiling People [clamen]
6708. Neobrutalist style. [peterb]
6707. One candle, extra flamey [clamen]
6706. It's enough to make a person open up a window and shout to the world, "Shit, I Love This Ass-Paper!" [jch]
6705. The book ends well and you go "Wow that was clever." and have the authors name tattooed on your buttock. [sprite]
6704. a country that has to have not one but two high-profile sock puppets, but is also one where one of the puppets sues the other. [clamen]
6703. goats sheltered from high explosives in Anderson shelters. [eli]
6702. I'm the only Clamen in 152xx [kosak]
6701. Mai Lai survivors flown to Kansas to shoot up an agrarian village. [rochberg]
6700. Cream-based, like chowder, though not usually as chunky. [kosak]
6699. Hard-Drive Harmonizing [pdinda]
6698. Like some knocked-up malcontent working the Wendy's drive-through, Piglet is the embodiment of the foulmouthed hardened teen everybody knows and loves. [magus]
6697. P. P. Peters, urologist [kw]
6696. For reasons that should be obvious to anyone not of Georgian character. [kw]
6695. A haircut making him look like a cross between Coolio and an exploding picnic basket. [scottd]
6694. Mutually Assured Asswhoopage [scottd]
6693. Penetration marinade. [dfoygel]
6692. Tastee Kreme Filled Cakes (Filled! Genuinely Filled!) [eli]
6691. Why do i always run out of milk when it rains? [kosak]
6690. An observation borne out of observations. [tmwong]
6689. Belching Happy Mother's Day dragons. [rochberg]
6688. the molecular basis for concerns that light at night might prove an endocrine disrupter with the potential to increase cancer risk. [eli]
6687. All the meat you can eat! [clamen]
6686. ice cream monday [acm]
6685. ice cream machete [acm]
6684. Unwash your brain. [kw]
6683. drink blood, library books on time, 15% tip regardless of quality of service [sprite]
6682. i absolutely MUST cross-dress at the symphony tonight [acm]
6681. has no particularly interesting relationship to my social security number [sprite]
6680. EVERY MONTH we will be offering you a NEW VIRGIN! [honus]
6679. A glistening alien sheen [clamen]
6678. BORN TO BURN [jch]
6677. Two A+ students in a cloning war [clamen]
6676. Ducks of Hazzard. [norm]
6675. A two-hour exploration of all things Britney Spears [clamen]
6674. War turns boys into men and occasionally, boys into cheap transvestite hookers. [honus]
6673. /dev/deadbeef [scottd]
6672. Canceled due to unforeseen circumcision [honus]
6671. If the undersigned discovers that any project with his/her involvement contains a level of Ass equal to or higher than the level of non-Ass, the undersigned agrees to decrease the Ass to an acceptable level, if possible, or leave the project, if possible. [honus]
6670. An effete, pretentious, mealy-mouthed candy man on the licorice umbilical from feminazi Big Mamas [pdinda]
6669. as bilingual as a highway sign [clamen]
6668. The wank parade of inflato-chested international hose bags that won't go away. [clamen]
6667. Hiring a statistician to analyse data you don't have. [bumba]
6666. Maybe it's just the taste of strict rabbinical oversight. [kw]
6665. A blur of Republicans and Pascal. [ralph]
6664. A new generation of investment products through the leveraging of second-order change opportunities made possible through the application of today's latest technologies. [clamen]
6663. A place where married political aides don't sleep with prostitutes and get caught, but where an unmarried aide sleeps with a call girl "by accident" and then spends the rest of the season helping her get through law school. [clamen]
6662. a deformed dwarf mint. [eli]
6661. The experience of hearing a dinosaur croon the words to a Phil Collins or Elton John pop tune. [clamen]
6660. work on worst-case regret bounds. [eli]
6659. Strawberry preserves with black pepper and balsamic vinegar [andrej]
6658. A more sensitive, caring Lister who enjoys shopping for shoes and having indepth conversations about relationships. [clamen]
6657. A masterpiece . . . Fascinating. [jslttery]
6656. a seventeen-year-old nymphomaniac with prehensile nipples. [eli]
6655. knowingly sent four drug addicts to steal from the dead to support their heroin addiction. [eli]
6654. Noel Coward on a bad repartee day. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6653. The full lifestyle potential of your chosen logo [clamen]
6652. a fiercely independent man who plowed his wheat fields by moonlight, slept in his clothes, kept an unregistered shotgun under his bed and clutched a teddy bear in court during his trial. [eli]
6651. A bizarre television breakthrough [clamen]
6650. The tall redheaded host and his rotund second banana. [clamen]
6649. Sid Meier's Caligula [scottd]
6648. A Third World known as Oak Lake, Manitoba. [clamen]
6647. Anastasia, The Hercules and other sodomizations of the world history. [scottd]
6646. The oldest 30-year-old in Quebec [clamen]
6645. My non-evil non-twin non-brother. [rochberg]
6644. forced air induction hood [pdinda]
6643. AARP Special Swimsuit Issue [scottd]
6642. Writhing in jealousy [rochberg]
6641. Trusting my soul to the ice cream assassin. [karl]
6640. My sphincter was contracted so tight that I went anaerobic [jch]
6639. Non-Euclidian gender roles. [ralph]
6638. A wonky family drama with voices provided by three former SCTV colleagues [clamen]
6637. Smackdowns delivered by the Yule Train [km44]
6636. Stinks worse than shit in a toaster oven [acm]
6635. Twinkubator [rochberg]
6634. A faint recollection of a nubile Yugoslavian singing something about chocolate. [scottd]
6633. The wires did not survive the wind. [kosak]
6632. process-killing setvol-calling perl hackery [rochberg]
6631. SuperMegaAdvancedDeluxGONE [kw]
6630. A supreme act of legistlative hubris [pdinda]
6629. Ulala can use her gun to shoot aliens and enslaved humans. [honus]
6628. A dystopian version of Dr. Seuss's Whoville [scottd]
6627. The automated Underreporter Program [clamen]
6626. Drivers should be prepared to make last-minute maneuvers, as most French drivers do. [tmwong]
6625. Acoustically correct genitalia. [peterb]
6624. firelizard a l'orange [sprite]
6623. non-representational vibrators [pdinda]
6622. Berries should be sterilized then added to the second fermentation. [pwp]
6621. Midwestern Excess Zucchini Slut [scottd]
6620. Britain's number one expert on the breeding of antique poultry. [pdinda]
6619. Interstellar sugar [pdinda]
6618. male and mostly straight or female and mostly curved [sprite]
6617. Moking. [tmwong]
6616. Desire, Fear, Aggression, Wander, and Misc. [sprite]
6615. Taste the Rainbow. [tmwong]
6614. That wacky new dance all the kids are doin' these days, the Layoff Get-the-Fuck-Out Cha-Cha. [scottd]
6613. Uber-booger [jch]
6612. A cache of biological weapons hidden under the steaks in the freezer [pdinda]
6611. A smooth, spacey journey through faraway solar systems, enchanted forests and psychedelic daisy fields [pdinda]
6610. l'amour doux et doux [pdinda]
6609. Bill, come out to the woodshed for some whupping [jch]
6608. a crypto-Canadian [pdinda]
6607. Timeless songs that reach out. [jslttery]
6606. the scholarly equivalent of flying saucers [pdinda]
6605. A prisoner-of-war pastiche with hens. [clamen]
6604. The bastard clonechild of Christ and DaVinci. [tardis@ECE.CMU.EDU]
6603. Free floating anxiety involving Kathie Lee Gifford [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6602. a variety of attractive, glow-in-the-dark house plants. [sprite]
6601. Film star, fervent Scottish nationalist and former milkman, [clamen]
6600. The semi-sadistic, Ikea-furnished, guinea-pig world [clamen]
6599. a car that has a long history of being sold with a decal of a giant screaming chicken on its hood [pdinda]
6598. More stories than JD's got Salinger. [rochberg]
6597. little old lady smuggles in pet cat bitten by a rabid shoggoth [sprite]
6596. kill two birds with one fish [sprite]
6595. Go for a beer. am I you? [kosak]
6594. a banner with a picture of a strange device surrounded by wood shavings [sprite]
6593. a one-armed paperhanger at MC Escher's house [sprite]
6592. a marginal, suspect activity, like Dungeons & Dragons, or arson [rochberg]
6591. A 600-mile long banquet table [clamen]
6590. Diagram of the black helicopter reproductive cycle [rochberg]
6589. One toke over the line, Sweet Jesus [jch]
6588. A bookshelf made out of mashed potatoes. [agroce]
6587. A role where the primary characteristic is nobility rather than psychotic behavior. [clamen]
6586. One will use hoods and you will broutteras me the she-cat. [jch]
6585. A place to score acid and bowl. [clamen]
6584. The Lovecraftian territory between Survival Research Laboratories and the Sony Aibo. [rochberg]
6583. a page of haiku about lichen [agroce]
6582. the pain. the naked aching pain. [bumba]
6581. three cross-dressers argent rampant [sprite]
6580. the happiest naked person on cable [rochberg]
6579. The Linux Dalek [agroce]
6578. Instant revenue, just add radar. [sprite]
6577. A fantasy hero who repeatedly boots people in the goodies. [agroce]
6576. The ultimate blend of possibilities and mystique [clamen]
6575. Gentle lessons from the Bible taught by computer-generated characters that resemble a tomato and a squash. [clamen]
6574. used to create greasy film on the top of coffee. [sprite]
6573. The sizzling sound of burning flesh. [rochberg]
6572. the sin that dares not speak its name, because its mouth is full [agroce]
6571. Some sort of mystic fusion of erotic harmony [jch]
6570. The Schwa, a hero who thinks he gets his powers from the schwa, that symbol that looks like an upside down e. [ralph]
6569. Merchant Ivory drama of class disorder and breast-feeding in post-colonial India. [clamen]
6568. the most garish wardrobe ever assembled in the service of heterosexual villainy [rochberg]
6567. House music is not my bag, baby. [tmwong]
6566. A kindred spirit to both Lewis Carroll and the pre-Jar Jar Binks George Lucas. [clamen]
6565. Perverse joy in violating cannons [agroce]
6564. A Hungarian plane spotter on holidays [clamen]
6563. the man who invented grid paper D&D mapping [agroce]
6562. Now he's read Sorcerer's Stone, Prisoner Of Azkaban, Chamber Of Secrets, Goblet Of Fire, The Seven Scrolls Of The Black Rose, The Necronomicon, The Satanic Bible, The Origin Of Species--you name it." [andrzej]
6561. minor characters, often offstage, with a nickname that's some variation on 'Stinky' [agroce]
6560. a 'girl terminator' *and* a 'monkey' [agroce]
6559. Human fucking beings - what do you have to do? [jch]
6558. Her special subject - the bleedin' obvious [agroce]
6557. gayrepublicanmetalheadwiccans.com [rochberg]
6556. An international panel of UN arbitrators ruled against Sting. [scottd]
6555. She's funny, she's gorgeous, she's got better furniture. This really, really sucks. [scottd]
6554. A rock-pop musical group composed of young ladies who dress up as cats run into adventure and mayhem while on tour. [clamen]
6553. A Trip Across America With Einstein's Brain [clamen]
6552. A one-of-a-kind show where Mr. Dressup was a bad guy; where the dimwitted news anchor entertained S&M fantasies about Conrad Black; where a loser threatening to kill himself gets his own suicide-countdown segment and then angers his producers by refusing to kill himself. [clamen]
6551. PatternPiggiesUnite!, a 350-person underground Net community of stitchers who swap patterns [scottd]
6550. Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowa [tmwong]
6549. Hold the bunny. [jch]
6548. Another delightful food coma. [jch]
6547. A 14 oz mug of vegetable oil. [rochberg]
6546. Paramount. Starred Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, and Dorothy Lamour as Kali. "Bob and Bing search for the bodhisatva; much hilarity ensues." [eli]
6545. Strong enough for a man; pH balanced for a Bantha [scottd]
6544. The Spectacularly Silly Ringo Defense [agroce]
6543. A veritable horde of neutrons traveling at high speed in every direction. [rochberg]
6542. Forthright's Phrontistery International House of Logorrhea [agroce]
6541. The obligatory barroom brawl. [rochberg]
6540. Come create painted masterpieces on canvas while pile-driving, clothes-lining, slamming your opponent into submision! The winner gets to keep the painting. [magus]
6539. Terrifying Things, Steel Things, Metal Things! [agroce]
6538. a fox that's just been appointed Head of Cunning at Oxford University [agroce]
6537. journalistic integrity with Regis-like authority [clamen]
6536. POTATO SKINS POTATO SKINS POTATO SKINS POTATO SKINS [scottd]
6535. The unique power of a woman with a bottle of Jack in her hand. [clamen]
6534. The code of invisibility [clamen]
6533. rec.arts.sf.written.off-topic [sprite]
6532. either an idiot or a clinically depressed elf [sprite]
6531. If you're unlucky, you get to be Pauly Shore. [norm]
6530. arrested adolescents scribbling whacked-out bullshit in dimly lit basements while turgid '70s prog-rock plays in the background [rochberg]
6529. ever-expanding ridicule bubble [kw]
6528. extreme sports for semioticians [kw]
6527. Radio Free Mongolia FM [sprite]
6526. fabulously blissfully happy big brain [kosak]
6525. The Dog Bites Coloring Page [scottd]
6524. Several young corn dogs posing quietly as hush puppies. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6523. A definite corn plan. [clamen]
6522. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? [scottd]
6521. Is this belief or thought correct, factual, or rational? (For example, "No.") [scottd]
6520. The rarified world of Elizabethan maritime history. [clamen]
6519. The totally irony-free diva. [clamen]
6518. I wanna be a yes-man. [jch]
6517. It's nicer, particularly given the frequency of equatorial despotism to be tortured in the computer room. [visigoth]
6516. A Quake server in Sweden from which 1 in 5 UDP packets sent had invalid checksums. [rochberg]
6515. a lavishly xeroxed brochure [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6514. Calculating the "sushi capacity" of your average computer geek. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6513. Any moves not permissible at normal chess are allowed in Shot Glass Chess, provided that the opponent misses them. [scottd]
6512. A little bit of Monica^H^H^H^H^H^HArkansas by my side [sprite]
6511. Heroic chiropractors in fur loincloths [sprite]
6510. your plucky British schoolboy characters, your forces of evil, your ominous foreboding, your grave peril, and your totally unexpected plot twists. [clamen]
6509. A small foreign country that speaks English, but with a lot of slang [clamen]
6508. A spelling bee gone horribly awry. [rochberg]
6507. splx(s); [rochberg]
6506. megadeath minus the annoying singing and drug abuse [rochberg]
6505. A member of the Prince Edward Island Pie Brigade [clamen]
6504. Mothers, Drinking, Weather, Prison, Trucks, Trains, mild cursing and Tragedy. [sprite]
6503. who earned the contempt of many by voting alphabetically [clamen]
6502. the "yuk factor" of xenotransplantation [clamen]
6501. Accidental Complexity in Languages that Do Not Support Multiple Inheritance. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6500. the Britney online empire [sprite]
6499. The inspiration of the word "bombastic" [clamen]
6498. An air-tight container of human sperm, buried forty days in horse manure. [clamen]
6497. Vatican Top 40 [sprite]
6496. Golden the Prose was, oh, oh, oh! [sprite]
6495. "Academic Lab" (like prison, only in the cafeteria) [sprite]
6494. short, personal, obscene, and totally meaningless. [karl]
6493. Science Guy Bill Nye Killed in Massive Vinegar / Baking-Soda Explosion [scottd]
6492. We-used-a-computer-to-build-a-duck syndrome [pdinda]
6491. A barbed wire fence with numbers stuck on it [sprite]
6490. Some sort of Physics troll. [sprite]
6489. the snappy effervescence that once was Teri Garr [rochberg]
6488. The great Hartford circus fire. [rochberg]
6487. A service that is optional except when mailing honeybees to Canada. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6486. A suit of Markov chain mail armor. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6485. The lone hero to save the world from doom as only a dolphin can do. [rochberg]
6484. WTD: Elite lamp hacker [sprite]
6483. The ultimate mix of Haskell and C++. [rochberg]
6482. Thousands of perfectly maintained semi-identical homes with perfectly manicured lawns in perfectly laid-out sectors with perfectly meaningless developer names like "Heritage Lake" and "Sierra Falls" accessed via perfectly curved streets shaded by perfectly spaced trees next to perfectly shaped lakes containing (I am sure) perfectly proportioned frogs. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6481. The feistiest companies in the DRAM business [rochberg]
6480. biting Intel's ankles like a rabid teacup Chihuahua [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
6479. That insatiable mistress called Canadian Content. [clamen]
6478. Combat wombat [ralph]
6477. A licensed cartoon character such as The Little Mermaid or Leonardo DiCaprio. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6476. Quantifiable Fuckage [sprite]
6475. Death-control pills [berez]
6474. An estimated 28,000 new media bohemians and their hairdressers. [rochberg]
6473. Dad using a pre-fight interview to explain the clan's intentions: "Total robotic domination worldwide." [scottd]
6472. Food grade industrial lubricants [rochberg]
6471. the ongoing international tequila shortage [clamen]
6470. A poodle skirt made from real poodles [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6469. several pounds of geese [sprite]
6468. Warhamsterdance. [ralph]
6467. The sort of diagnostic House-Tree-Person drawing that gets a patient institutionalized in a hurry. [rochberg]
6466. Modern-day crime boss and family man [clamen]
6465. Inspired the eternal beauty of the moon [clamen]
6464. A place where a beautiful girl with Asian features and a German name dishes up sophisticated Italian food, complemented by a Californian version of an African yoghurt drink; [clamen]
6463. _Across Yellow's Deserts_? _Under White's Glaciers_? _Through Red's Toxic Algal Blooms_? [eli]
6462. The world's largest solar-powered suburb. [clamen]
6461. Naked Man Shot Dead by Neighbor [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6460. A videotape of orc & troll porn, rather horrifically involving a hand-puppet. [agroce]
6459. a fake Taco Bell dish called a "Bean Qhrqwhqhr". [eli]
6458. Naughty head gasket. [rochberg]
6457. Novelty toilet paper rolls with the unabridged "Earth In The Balance" printed on them. [rochberg]
6456. kidstoned® chewable valium, from the makers of nitrous oxide balloon animals. [karl]
6455. Special Guest Star Menudo [agroce]
6454. nagel-print shag carpets [kw]
6453. van de graaf generators [kw]
6452. Pissing off the whole planet, one person at a time. [karl]
6451. one man's magnificent obsession, soon to be a restraining order. [karl]
6450. a notorious graphic novel in which Yahweh tops Jesus [eli]
6449. A Simon Says for your whole body. [rochberg]
6448. -fyesiusegetwdandiLIKEitsobackofffreak [eli]
6447. A disturbing reluctance to relive the glory days of the War of 1812. [clamen]
6446. Microchips, bikinis, and cononut oil. [clamen]
6445. a tiny glistening shard in the beautiful intricate mosaic that is graduate student failure. [rochberg]
6444. sole-sucking terrain [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6443. cunning thieves, fast cars and evil French UN cyborgs. [eli]
6442. A position to at least challenge for a medal. [clamen]
6441. the Accountant Warrior Caste [agroce]
6440. Sentient AI .sig files [agroce]
6439. freakish mavens [kw]
6438. A provocative juxtaposition of political iconography, nudity, and meat [scottd]
6437. You don't need to say how you ended up with the applicative retraction or logical transfer principle. Just say that you have them. [kosak]
6436. death lamps [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6435. Dana Scott's pentomino problem [kosak]
6434. After each course I feel extremely bad, as chemotherapy emaciates my young organism very much. [kosak]
6433. Zombie minions wearing "return to sender" tags [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6432. "The good fairy came down" foofy motions [scottd]
6431. the dreaded Customer Service Death Patrol [agroce]
6430. The Advil Chorus [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6429. Lounge singers from the Underworld. [clamen]
6428. Baron Harkonnen's fluffer [sprite]
6427. extreme polyandry or perhaps budding. [sprite]
6426. A drunken demonic palm pilot monkey. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6425. NNBTHNDHI: Not Necessary, But The Guy Next Door Has It [norm]
6424. Hobbies: Patriotism, being appalled at what everyone else is doing [scottd]
6423. The dazzling bubble-bar [clamen]
6422. fings whot go gididibibibigididibigigi & so on [kw]
6421. vampire welfare queens who are compulsive bowlers [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6420. What really bothers me if there is no Axiom of Projection, does anything ever happen (are there events)? [kosak]
6419. Erotic applesause (cinnamon optional) [norm]
6418. aggressive space fungus [sprite]
6417. the Captain, Tenille, and their magic space eel [agroce]
6416. Flowing postapocalyptic locks [clamen]
6415. tattletape [sprite]
6414. Genetically-engineered bicycle courier with a heart of gold. [clamen]
6413. A Sex Pistols Christmas (ABC, 9:00 Eastern/8:00 Central) [agroce]
6412. our little miss sweetheart of the Apocalypse [agroce]
6411. everybody from God to the traffic light [sprite]
6410. Otto Learns About His Medicine: A Story About Medication for Children with ADHD [scottd]
6409. The rousing finale from the hit musical, "Cthulhu in Love" [agroce]
6408. giant, fashionably bisexual fembots [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6407. a middle-aged Mafioso doing a spastic Dean Martin shuffle in front of his bathroom mirror while he raps along with Public Enemy's "Cold Lampin' With Flavor". [eli]
6406. void in new jersey. [karl]
6405. Superpope [scottd]
6404. caffeinated enemas [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6403. horrid hula hands. [eli]
6402. a secret drop point for shrink-wrapped infected rabbit livers [agroce]
6401. The manipulation of human history by sentient bees with the end goal of turning all of North America into a hexagonal grid upon which to play wargames. [agroce]
6400. PERV in xenotransplants [eli]
6399. _Turn Signals of Gor_ [eli]
6398. that medical condition where everything has a subtle fish aftertaste [acm]
6397. a being who once declared war on God and is now facing Winona Ryder [agroce]
6396. cutting edge research in the field of E-commerce. [eli]
6395. A normal family, living in an abnormal town [clamen]
6394. route_me_harder() [magus]
6393. Just like baking an embedded cake. [sprite]
6392. The last bastion of borscht. [clamen]
6391. a nonagenarian Montrealer whose dining experiences include cruising the sweet table at Jerry Seinfeld's bar mitzvah. [clamen]
6390. two American Beethoven enthusiasts, Ira Brilliant and Che Guevara. [eli]
6389. The Great Squeegee Kid Migration of 1999 [clamen]
6388. Making Popes out of Protons [scottd]
6387. the net's only nose-flute lemur resource [rochberg]
6386. the nathaniel branden -> nathaniel borenstein -> andrew bernstein link. [eli]
6385. when Germans speak German, there are no English subtitles [bumba]
6384. Tofurky Jurky [scottd]
6383. Enough cod to feed all the stomachs of Europe [clamen]
6382. BOOKS BY THE YARD - 3 linear feet of books for only $17.50! [eli]
6381. beer elementals [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6380. The pollster zogby. [rochberg]
6379. Hidden ADMIN-CAM. [rochberg]
6378. friendly rivalries between the Paxil Panthers and the Prozac Pirates [rochberg]
6377. Pint-sized masses [clamen]
6376. The Duras Sisters (Lursa, B'Etor, and B'Hetty L'hu). [rochberg]
6375. The "James Taylor" of filking. [rochberg]
6374. New arrangements of filk classics! [rochberg]
6373. Maintaining a stable reference level in a system made out of meat [scottd]
6372. dereferencing your butt [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6371. reticulating splines [acm]
6370. The international beer and single-malt scotch festival. [clamen]
6369. the _captain and tenille_ of political acumen. [karl]
6368. a white and black hunting large dog [sprite]
6367. Beverly Hills 90210 goes 1984 goes Sears & Roebuck goes Alien [sprite]
6366. A story of orphans and adventurers [clamen]
6365. College kids playing with Barbie and Ken dolls in buckets of beer [acm]
6364. Rampaging Armies of Pez. [ralph]
6363. The sort of dinner you take your shirt off to eat [acm]
6362. The worst idea since cappuccino-flavoured sugarless gum [clamen]
6361. Pale honeymooning young couples from all across Saskatchewan, who come to briefly admire one another in their suits and then retire in great haste to their rooms for various copulatory activities [clamen]
6360. The world's wordiest four panel cartoon [rochberg]
6359. A spectacularly improbable combination of schistosomiasis, suicide, long-festering Crimean war wounds, ball lightning, flawed cannon, falls from horses, improperly canned oysters, and rogue waves. [scottd]
6358. Fifteen fresh, upbeat pop songs which we have decided sound like Joy Division forcibly violating Prince. [scottd]
6357. The first lady in New York and a dead man in Missouri. [clamen]
6356. The embodiment of everything that can go wrong with a Frenchman. [scottd]
6355. a mosh pit of emotion [clamen]
6354. the right ironic sunglasses [clamen]
6353. Each parent accusing the other of not giving the child his/her proper medications. [scottd]
6352. Huffing paint with your mother's boyfriend [rochberg]
6351. Coco LaBouches's personal assistant at EuroReptarLand. [rochberg]
6350. A walking, talking, problem-solving interactive hologram. [clamen]
6349. The only naked weather on the Web [clamen]
6348. A myriad of other value chains [rochberg]
6347. A double-date with the Olson twins [clamen]
6346. A group of midget strippers called The Half Monty [scottd]
6345. Screaming as if Jim Morrison had suddenly appeared and was selling Tupperware at ridiculously low prices. [rochberg]
6344. Screaming as if Jim Morris had suddenly appeared and was selling Tupperware at ridiculously low prices. [rochberg]
6343. Neko wafers, made from real kittens [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6342. Ashley: the finest Judd [clamen]
6341. Don't Panic! [tmwong]
6340. Radiological situation control. [rochberg]
6339. Inspector Gadget's wacky sex life [agroce]
6338. The cthulhu of donuts. [rochberg]
6337. query by humming [eli]
6336. Froxfield. Spital in the Street. Greater Cockup. Yeavering Bell. [eli]
6335. An adventure in personal physiology. [rochberg]
6334. Security that, with my scissors, ends. [mwm]
6333. One of the all-time classic pipeline accident photos. [rochberg]
6332. the soccer-hooligan equivalent of France's petit pain au chocolat [rochberg]
6331. film is panchromatic. there are no safe lights [kosak]
6330. seven years before he made the fateful decision to take the nickname Miami. [rochberg]
6329. eerie chad synergy [clamen]
6328. 18 year old boys who looked like they'd wiped their mouths on weasels after eating something particularly sticky. [rochberg]
6327. When your co-worker is a critter that wants to kill you [agroce]
6326. The Web address is http:158.132.65.249. Dr Ng said his team would apply for a more memorable domain name for the site. [mwm]
6325. A wide range of services from the simple brain in a tank of illuminated green liquid to an indestructible 30 foot tall robot with death ray eyes. [scottd]
6324. A vast song-and-dance production number celebrating the wonders of eggplant [clamen]
6323. A team of smart therapists from Cambridge [clamen]
6322. Illegal claymation. [jch]
6321. Whales flying and flaminging yo-yoing [clamen]
6320. a man so complacent that he'd give granite a run for its money [jslttery]
6319. Pyschomachia, you know, like in the Snicker's commercial [agroce]
6318. some sort of maneuvering system mounted on his planet. [eli]
6317. Arguably SRL's most dangerous machine. [rochberg]
6316. Jesus H. kahlköpfiger Christ, der spinnt auf eine Krücke in einem disco! [ralph]
6315. The exact right way to rub the coconut oil into Tom Verlaine's back. [rochberg]
6314. Foam up the mink. [jch]
6313. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas. [tmwong]
6312. Outdancing aliens to make the world safe for go-go music [rochberg]
6311. Interactive Flash goatsex. [jch]
6310. an orgy of murder, necrophilia and cannibalism that shocked the nation. [rochberg]
6309. Like Kierkegaard with nudity. [scottd]
6308. The maximum flavor allowed by law [clamen]
6307. This Jamon Serrano is too gamey for my taste. [kosak]
6306. Annie Get Your Goat [acm]
6305. The head-monkey club for men. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6304. An icon with a mike on [clamen]
6303. Pummelling the caribou with Tim-bits [clamen]
6302. PVC candy canes [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6301. A contented pig full of aspirin and espresso [bumba]
6300. Fleiss's nose-cauterization psychiatry. [ralph]
6299. The soothing chirp of a room full of pagers. [rochberg]
6298. dominated by J.C.R. Licklider's powerful vision of Interactive Computing / Man-Machine Symbiosis. [eli]
6297. The current Canadian rock band of choice for most people of a certain age [clamen]
6296. a giant monolith inscribed with SCIENCE FICTION IN ISRAEL in Hebrew, English, Arabic, Klingon, and Elvish [agroce]
6295. An autographed "free kevin" bumper sticker. [rochberg]
6294. Investigating and punishing wayward monks [scottd]
6293. all thwack this and ouch that and please allow me to retrieve my fist from your innards [clamen]
6292. Adam Sandler starrer for IQs 35-69 [clamen]
6291. a phalanx of potentially powerful punctuation [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6290. The Stans: Kazakh-, Uzbeki-, Tajiki-, Kyrgyz-, and Turkmeni-. [rochberg]
6289. Pasta interoperability research [rochberg]
6288. A llama with an attitude [clamen]
6287. a seller of mathematically themed winter headwear [rochberg]
6286. Hebb-like cortical plasticity in response to a polysensory coactivation protocol. [scottd]
6285. Hardly surprising when two human bodies and quantities of frozen human excrement have fallen from planes coming in to land. [tmwong]
6284. The finest brick-and-mortar testament to public corruption in all of America. [rochberg]
6283. Girls ... wielding infernal devices in the name of Love. [ralph]
6282. A statue of President Clinton heroically confronting a menacing statue of an imported rutabaga. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6281. Were-octopus. [ralph]
6280. Reflections on trusting zephyr. [baird]
6279. mostly written in first-person psychotic. [sprite]
6278. Plush Cthulhu Toys [rochberg]
6277. Ia! Ia! Tallahassee fthagn! [sprite]
6276. Mystery Sinus Theater [agroce]
6275. a munch of masochists [sprite]
6274. the volatility of sodium in water at the Avon River surrounded by ducks, with predictably gruesome results. [eli]
6273. Grated American Cheese Food [eli]
6272. one day, you just sort of look up and it's like the truth is being burned into you like a thousand watt lightbulb: your freezer needs defrosted. [acm]
6271. The tapeworm that saved christmas. [rochberg]
6270. An undead cybernetically-enhanced Strom Thurmond. [ralph]
6269. a jail you could tunnel out of using a plastic spoon [agroce]
6268. the coconut cadang-cadang viroid. [eli]
6267. coffee beans produced by fermentation in a weasel's stomach [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6266. When you go hunting with Ted Nugent, there is no Janet Reno around to stop you. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6265. Boss Hawg being a metaphor for the British Empire. [sprite]
6264. Lipton Cup O' Foot Soup [sprite]
6263. Indiana Jones and the Template Of Doom. [rochberg]
6262. Fashioned from the purest acrylic, imported from the legendary industrial-polymer mines of northwestern Ohio. [clamen]
6261. a black eye visible from Tallahassee to Tibet [rochberg]
6260. The Incredibly Inconvenient but Otherwise Entirely Harmless Except For When You Need an Excuse to Miss a Social Event 24-Hour-Virus family [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6259. The epitomy of scooter-style [clamen]
6258. A savanna of paved parking lots. [rochberg]
6257. Tom's of Maine Wasabi Toothpaste [rochberg]
6256. E-Tail carnage [rochberg]
6255. Loyal, furious, hairy fellows who spat bullets at the enemy but ate women raw. [clamen]
6254. A taste for danger and Dinty Moore. [rochberg]
6253. The ever-pouty Monica Bellucci [clamen]
6252. Server-side eschatology. [roc]
6251. A world where all kernel hackers have degrees in constructive logic [clamen]
6250. Like a nail bomb, only with beef. [peterb]
6249. A medium sized superchicken. [rochberg]
6248. The first time-travelling fruit in the history of the universe. [clamen]
6247. A trail of Christmas tree guts leading from Newell Simon Hall. [pfr]
6246. HUMOR TIP: Canada is funny [agroce]
6245. Wedding ninjas. [ralph]
6244. secretary of defense, presidential chief of staff, congressperson, senior lifeguard, Wyoming state tango champion and bass player for the Sex Pistols [agroce]
6243. the way rage has become so specialized that we now no longer speak of simply going over the brink, but identify each brink as if it were a club for like-minded people. [eli]
6242. Devil-worshiping international conglomerates of giant magnitude. [clamen]
6241. a hermaphrodite serial killer versed in the ancient and secret art of pickling. [scottd]
6240. the "projectile decapitation by colostomy bag" scene. [scottd]
6239. Wasabi toothpaste [jch]
6238. Pee Time: it's just like Tea Time, since all of the bathrooms are occupied and you can't find any of your coworkers [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6237. A "Pride and Prejudice" virtual reality world [clamen]
6236. Salted fish and inhalants as risk factors for nasopharyngeal carcinoma in Malaysian Chinese. [eli]
6235. Body parts passing a "fucked up" token around [scottd]
6234. A story narrated by a talking fish. [clamen]
6233. A Discreet Hard Shell Carrying case [rochberg]
6232. animal/candy lovers. [eli]
6231. Penis Shrinkage Expert. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6230. Episode Seven: The Empire Gets a New Building Permit [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6229. Me too! [tmwong]
6228. cloud of residual doom [rochberg]
6227. liripoop: the long tail of a graduate's hood; a part or lesson committed to memory; a silly person [agroce]
6226. a fast-food restaurant that, in the interest of avoiding a lawsuit, I will call by the totally made-up name "FcFonald's" [agroce]
6225. Home-made death ray [rochberg]
6224. Gender Certificate from 1992 Canadian championships certifying that she is a woman [rochberg]
6223. Forward to the Page that cannot be displayed [jch]
6222. Gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town. [karl]
6221. Grandmothers sporting new, flagrantly inappropriate bosoms. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6220. /dev/jesus [scottd]
6219. a foam spray that turns into furniture [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6218. Something that was at least 'nad-covering. [rochberg]
6217. An 800km road, made of ice. [clamen]
6216. when a CS talk goes off the rails and starts drawing golden-ratio pentagrams over photoshopped pictures of Italian buildings. [scottd]
6215. bloody phlegm [rochberg]
6214. GURPS METAFICTION [agroce]
6213. You have huge friggin mail. [jch]
6212. DO YOU LIKE HOT SEX? [tmwong]
6211. buttocks-capable Xerox machines [bumba]
6210. Proven effective against Super-Chia-bot [clamen]
6209. Home of high rollers, exotic dancers, and killer robots. [clamen]
6208. UNCLE AL'S ADULT PRODUCTS CATALOG: Delivered Discreetly to Your Door in a Plain Brown Cruise Missile [ralph]
6207. Quit trying to hash me into the anti-Islam bin. [kosak]
6206. 20M, RH7, modem, 10/100 Nic, CDROM, large battery and minions [scottd]
6205. The Bouncing Brazilian Superbabe [clamen]
6204. Claims to be a member of MENSA, though it's suspected that he joined NAMBLA by mistake. [karl]
6203. 10,000 purple ferret leashes [rochberg]
6202. Froot. [tmwong]
6201. our new insect overlords at Google [agroce]
6200. Departure from nucleate boiling. [rochberg]
6199. 7 consecutive life sentences and/or up to 40 hours of community service. [bumba]
6198. And now, intelligent pantyliners [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6197. If you're not screwed up, there's something wrong with you. [jch]
6196. Are you insane? [tmwong]
6195. Stop attacking me! [tmwong]
6194. "Seventh Heaven" Kathmandu Temple Kiff (tm); a viripotent cannabis alternative for blissful regressions of vexatious depressions... [pdinda]
6193. Clifford the Big Red Vibe [rochberg]
6192. Ali Baba and the 40 Million debugging printfs. [rochberg]
6191. Stylish, Anne Rice-inflected humping. [scottd]
6190. Do not taunt the fluid, as it might just kick your ass. [rochberg]
6189. This is not a check. [tmwong]
6188. Bulk aseptic liquids and spray-dried flavors. [rochberg]
6187. safer handling of possibly hazardous flavors. [eli]
6186. Cherryh and/or IBM reference manuals. [eli]
6185. A breakthrough in dance beat technology. [rochberg]
6184. The Mothra testing system. [rochberg]
6183. Generalized dance. [rochberg]
6182. Omnidrectional hate transmitter. [ralph]
6181. Lemon-onion Jello! [sprite]
6180. Discreet Stun-Brella resembles an ordinary collapsible umbrella. Until you hit the hidden trigger. [scottd]
6179. The dismembered limb of your erstwhile opponent [rochberg]
6178. I'm a Christian Cowboy. I have clean acts and a barrel. [scottd]
6177. nipples? what nipples? [kosak]
6176. I include directions for its use here in case you are itching for something to disappoint you. [tmwong]
6175. We don't have property Y. We need property Y. This is what we must do. We must incorporate X. [kosak]
6174. A circuitous route to the world of the $3,000 suit [rochberg]
6173. The sexiest mouthful in the world. [clamen]
6172. Such cases of glowing seafood, reported by the Food and Drug Administration [eli]
6171. Guns, butter, tax reductions, and increased spending. [clamen]
6170. Phlegm, torrents of. [rochberg]
6169. How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? [scottd]
6168. Sharpie huffing. [rochberg]
6167. Neural Dissonance Response to Plastic Doggie Doo [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6166. Bonsai ninjas. [ralph]
6165. A service mark of Fiona Ritchie [clamen]
6164. Those who use chopped onions and still hope to spend eternity with the Lord. [rochberg]
6163. Now the Basis of a Minor Motion Picture [agroce]
6162. A depraved sex act so shrouded in mystery even Kosak and I don't fully understand its implications. [rochberg]
6161. RealJunkbox [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6160. A cooking lesson: "Talaxian Tenderlion in Ten Minutes" [clamen]
6159. the unlikely offspring of a dachshund and an Electrolux vacuum cleaner [rochberg]
6158. Satan's own paper towel dispensers [scottd]
6157. a really nice looking sweater, for a four-breasted woman with two heads. [eli]
6156. The decorating equivalent of the Gabor sisters. [rochberg]
6155. a heatsink the size of a volvo. [karl]
6154. Words so offensive the Word spellchecker didn't recognise them. [agroce]
6153. crudely digitized renditions of La Bamba or the Mexican Hat Dance [clamen]
6152. Rock Star, Neophyte Actor, Arrogant Canadian [clamen]
6151. Transvestites that can pass are okay too [karl]
6150. The Collect Call of Cthulhu [agroce]
6149. An impeccably snooty pseudo-preppie American accent [clamen]
6148. Mr. 1/8 or Madam 3/8 Ambassador. [sprite]
6147. the hardships females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines for public restroom stalls, and a crippling, psychotic obsession with shoe color. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6146. Special branding irons are used in the case of cotton candy. [sprite]
6145. something like (@.+?>) <.+?(@.+?>) <[^@]+\1 <[^@]+\2 <[^@]+\1 <[^@]+\2 [eli]
6144. Chicken Couscous: artificially flavored contains no chicken [tmwong]
6143. Chicken Soup for the Criminially-Insane Soul. [tmwong]
6142. a steady diet of tranquilizers, steaks, hamburgers and milkshakes fed to him by investigators. [eli]
6141. Alimentation d'urgence tourner le bouton sur le côté [kw]
6140. FDA approval for use with oral-anal sex [eli]
6139. Deconstruction on the high seas. [rochberg]
6138. Your best volunteer falling apart when confronted with Henry Wrinkler [clamen]
6137. The platinum-iridium Oreo in the vaults of the International Bureau of Weights and Measures near Paris. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6136. GIANT SPACE DEBRIS [rochberg]
6135. One hundred and forty tons of flaming space death. [rochberg]
6134. The fine dust that one normally associates with vaporized rock creatures. [rochberg]
6133. Going course 54. [rochberg]
6132. electronic devices named for body parts. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6131. The eerie uniformity of airport cultists. [rochberg]
6130. faith-based air traffic control [eli]
6129. A nice, friendly, and desparately mediocre forum. [karl]
6128. Loose vowels. [sprite]
6127. One rule to build them all. [honus]
6126. People MADE OUT OF MEAT. [rochberg]
6125. Lost In Headspace [karl]
6124. Prepare your computer to receive a call from the Visor. [sprite]
6123. One stop item nursing [mthomas]
6122. Web-enabled cell phones, virtual voice mail and other elusive tactics. [eli]
6121. LITTLE INTERNET THIEVES, RODENTS WITHOUT ETHIC OR UNDERSTANDING [eli]
6120. preventing the entire Internet from slowing down [sprite]
6119. evidence that sheep have formed a religion that requires its members to sacrifice humans [agroce]
6118. Thanks to the Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual & Transgendered Disabled Veterans who selected our site as one of the best sites on the World Wide Web! [tmwong]
6117. Escaping faster then Gen-Xers from a Wayne Newton concert [norm]
6116. a law requiring specially trained Armpit Police to patrol subways armed with high-pressure fire extinguishers full of Right Guard [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6115. uncategorical sounds [sprite]
6114. Wasabi Catastrophe and the Frequent Chicken [acm]
6113. #define _POSIX_C_SOURCE 199309L [eli]
6112. OSPF and BGP for Dummies [roc]
6111. People who would be glad to take a one-way trip to Mars. [rochberg]
6110. An automatic "be my coding standard nazi" mode. [scottd]
6109. PROBES = PROBlem Oriented ExplorationS [eli]
6108. a new roller-coaster ride, "Apollo's Chariot", named for Apollo, the ancient Roman god of motion sickness. [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6107. Werewombat. [ralph]
6106. Bag of Many Strange Household Items and Live Angry Animals [ralph]
6105. the design flaws inherent in mangoes. [eli]
6104. extended navel-gazing workshops. [karl]
6103. Torani buttered-popcorn flavor syrup [eli]
6102. Solve a problem like Maria using differential equations. [ralph]
6101. lemon-scented unix [sprite]
6100. Banana Republicans [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6099. Taco Belles [acm]
6098. oldies retro timewarp flashback mix variety chainsaw rock-n-roll [karl]
6097. Ioun Umbrella [eli]
6096. if a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of her nose? [psu]
6095. Foam-ation cats [clamen]
6094. the photograph of a piece of toast that was forced on our users by a major federal agency. [eli]
6093. In a perfect world, we'd all lie blind and motionless in stacked coffins filled with pudding. It would be dark and warm and nobody would have to compete with anybody and also the government would pay for the pudding. [magus]
6092. Chivalry by government fiat [agroce]
6091. A towering inferno of ssh, stunnel, port forwarding, and ssl [rochberg]
6090. Mean time to funnelcake. [rochberg]
6089. Mean time to funnelcrack. [pwp]
6088. Rehydrated dead skin [rochberg]
6087. How to look good in a variety of sweaters, regardless of colour or fabric. [clamen]
6086. $7.5 million and some beads. [clamen]
6085. A victory for all of Eastern Japan's Italian chefs [clamen]
6084. A proliferating pack of steroidally enhanced architectural prairie dogs. [rochberg]
6083. Twelve Actual AP Headlines Which, When Followed By 'Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah', Can Be Sung To The Tune of 'Camptown Races' [scottd]
6082. Cabbage Tea [pwp]
6081. Alumni funnel-caking [clamen]
6080. The Drag Queen of Elfland [eli]
6079. me simple Cisco type router person, not great high priest programmer. [karl]
6078. Good old Fuck Up Boy. [agroce]
6077. Philosophically and epistemologically scalable. [rochberg]
6076. Mongolian barbecue chef gone postal [jch]
6075. A Songwriting Senator [clamen]
6074. The Post-Passover Parade of Savings [clamen]
6073. The fragile coalition between Joe Six-Pack and Johnny Tofu [clamen]
6072. It's Growerak, the evil poodle of archmage Zohar! [sprite]
6071. A cross between a dominatrix and a librarian [clamen]
6070. Fast drying traffic pants [peterb]
6069. mythical omnipotent space monkees. [rochberg]
6068. that cheerful rectal theme [rochberg]
6067. Smells like napalm, tastes like chicken [jch]
6066. The new face of leprosy [clamen]
6065. Heavy security mingled with 17th-century charm [clamen]
6064. Drag queen bingo [clamen]
6063. "Optimal porn name generation using Bayesian po-qua techniques and infinite nipples", Proceedings of STOC 2006. [scottd]
6062. the hyper-intelligent sharks discussed in the reality-disguised-as-fiction thriller DEEP BLUE SEA? [rochberg]
6061. The pucker factor [rochberg]
6060. a cross between underarm deodorant and air freshener [clamen]
6059. Chief Geodesist [rochberg]
6058. maverick cyberloo [sprite]
6057. The Double-Blessed Shotgun and a box of Cruciflares. [rochberg]
6056. A real-life, Lucky Charms-eating, home-schooled kid from Massachusetts [clamen]
6055. Anal trainer to the stars. [clamen]
6054. eye-popping conical bras [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6053. Full frontal nerdity [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6052. three gorgeous women and their less attractive brother [clamen]
6051. A home in Florida for movie rats, and other non-film-related vermin. [clamen]
6050. A geeky Princeton professor who teaches computer science when he's not testifying against Microsoft in its antitrust trial [clamen]
6049. A village full of polite people that has no reflective surfaces [clamen]
6048. An ice cold bottle of human ingenuity. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6047. Horrors in comparison to which Cthulhu is a burping baby [scottd]
6046. A cute, upbeat footwear designer [clamen]
6045. Ninja kittens [rochberg]
6044. 1000 ppm cocaine standard in methanol is available from Sigma-Aldrich (product number C 1528). The standard is supplied in 1-mL vials, and is available without a DEA license. [peterb]
6043. the issues of canine behavior in the households of busy Internet executives [rochberg]
6042. office romance, computer technology mayhem and lovesick moat monsters! [clamen]
6041. COVERED in silver paint and blood. [rochberg]
6040. An ld50 of n huffings [scottd]
6039. XXXenophile #10, "Dopplegang-bang" [eli]
6038. Miss Nude Republican Convention [magus]
6037. The hideous dropping-off of the veil [jch]
6036. fruit juice consumption by youngsters [eli]
6035. Dante's Disco Inferno. [ralph]
6034. Boffo, a good one. [jch]
6033. Cell-phone 69. [eli]
6032. Miniature Giant Space Hamsters. [ralph]
6031. technologies to fuse, integrate and synthesize operational and tactical battlespace information [pdinda]
6030. a network called Peekabooty. [sprite]
6029. any of numerous small harmless chiefly tropical and nocturnal insectivorous lizards [kw]
6028. Une comédie musicale américaine gorgée de kitsch pop [clamen]
6027. breast police [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6026. Polly, the Tekno Parrot [clamen]
6025. Hunting weapons duly authorized by Cuban authorities dealing with this touristic modality [scottd]
6024. Supine men with dollar bills in their mouths. [clamen]
6023. Lifetime membership in the Society of Spirograph Enthusiasts. [tomault]
6022. The Grand Ol' Space Opry [agroce]
6021. The Machine Gun Apes of Attar [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6020. The depressing cheap thrills of a cold Massachusetts night with a six of 'Gansett and nowhere to drink it. [clamen]
6019. This page is intentionally almost blank. [tmwong]
6018. Robotic Proctology Reading Group [ralph]
6017. A proclamation to free the slaves and outlaw polyester. [clamen]
6016. Missing hat. [tmwong]
6015. Rake and pillage. [jch]
6014. violating the sacred evolutionary argreement with the species [norm]
6013. The Who Is E-Mailing Our Kids Act, H.R. 1846 [eli]
6012. A tale as big as Canada... with American pizzazz!!" [clamen]
6011. Where one can sip espresso... or charter a halibut boat [clamen]
6010. A bizarre alternate universe where world-famous logicians date leggy supermodels. [tomault]
6009. The magic that is Riverdance [clamen]
6008. Mechanically separated meat is a paste produced by compressing carcasses, much like a used car is crushed into a dense block of metal. The British meat industry uses this extruded paste, which could have included spinal cords, in hot dogs, sausages, and burgers. [kosak]
6007. This urine has been extensively tested by several laboratories using Ames Multistix, EMIT and gas chromatography methods and full spectrum urinalysis methods. [tmwong]
6006. However, in selecting a witness, choose at least one person who you feel would be competent to testify in a court proceeding as to what he or she witnessed. [tmwong]
6005. The old bait-lube-and-switch trick. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
6004. droplets of water sliding off the waxed surfaces of genetically altered apples hanging in public parks, right before the hydraulic sucking-sound of cybernetically enhanced legs run by. [eli]
6003. Easy, Normal, and Cranky temperament settings [sprite]
6002. Catbert as Alastair Crowley. [eli]
6001. and then ariadne shows up and chews off your schlong if you're not careful. [acm]
6000. A shopping trip with the Microsoft Help Wizard. [rochberg]
5999. The Rocky Horror Muppet Show. [ralph]
5998. All the ass that's legal to kick in these sadly scrupulous days. [agroce]
5997. A sworn nun of American federal law and order, a stainless paladin of bourgeois constitutional democracy. [pdinda]
5996. 70% less frizz [clamen]
5995. A bizarre alternate universe where Slovenia is the world's only superpower. [tomault]
5994. Extra points for doing the scene in Latin [clamen]
5993. A plurality of freaks. [rochberg]
5992. Find the Mystic Jigglywhatsit of Foozle. [sprite]
5991. Legions of lawyers through which a pus-like ooze of money flows. [rochberg]
5990. syphilis, the gift that keeps on giving. [eli]
5989. alt.binaries.really.really.sticky [rochberg]
5988. Zeta Zircon Zombie Zoned for Zoology and Zealous Zymurgy [roc]
5987. spinach mead [eli]
5986. onion-carrot mead [eli]
5985. lime spruce triple nutmeg mead [eli]
5984. A light, dry, slightly orange mead with a very faint aftertaste of stew. [eli]
5983. Earlier I asked about "tolerance of" versus "tolerance for". I am ashamed of myself--it turns out to be pretty simple. "Tolerance of" is genitive (i.e., tolerance *by*, tolerance *on* *the* *part* *of*); "tolerance for" is probably accusative (i.e., tolerance *toward*). My case is clearly the latter. [kosak]
5982. The turbaned couch potatoes of this troubled country [rochberg]
5981. A demented half-wit with luncheon meat hanging from his forehead. [rochberg]
5980. plush Narnian toys [rochberg]
5979. Nasty-smelling industrial stuff, Jesus freaks, and goats [scottd]
5978. Over 95% of all customer reported bugs fixed [kosak]
5977. Repetaed application of CLARITIN REDITABS to the hamster cheek pouch did not cause local irritation. [honus]
5976. Antipants. [rochberg]
5975. 1 lb kosher fortune cookie [sprite]
5974. substandard religious support equipment [rochberg]
5973. The Lion, the Will and the Superman: a Nietzschean Reading of C.S.Lewis [agroce]
5972. Playing "Guess the Eurohottie at the all-day project meeting" [agroce]
5971. Aslan/Tash slash fanfic. [eli]
5970. a hobby that got out of control. [karl]
5969. Jedi Jar Jar [tomault]
5968. Line-dancing apes [clamen]
5967. myItalian dressing [eli]
5966. chocolate-covered featurebugs [sprite]
5965. It has some profanity and the usual gross-out humor. [tmwong]
5964. leper bestseller outcast unclean [agroce]
5963. a black market in biotech soybeans. [eli]
5962. The ghost of a giant Q-Tip [agroce]
5961. tumors and other unwanted medical conditions. [eli]
5960. oversharing limit on matters of embalming technology and funereal practice. [karl]
5959. Threatened by some science fiction-based religious cult. [mthomas]
5958. [ Bambi Spoilers snipped ] [agroce]
5957. Allah McBeal [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
5956. scratching my ass like a lottery addict [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5955. Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Chateau de Roissy. [ralph]
5954. steroids, melanin, genetic codes, prototype reactors, amino acids and criminal law [agroce]
5953. A bizarre alternate universe ruled by an intellectually dishonest Mr. Rogers [tomault]
5952. a Larry Niven novel featuring highly advanced asswiping technology [agroce]
5951. Eldritch Angel-Spawned Demon Vegetable Beings From Beneath The Valley of the Templars. [ralph]
5950. a crisis created by oversized melons [sprite]
5949. An early draft of the script ended with Craven turned into a tree. [tmwong]
5948. These poor people risked their lives for a pile of quartz. [tmwong]
5947. The color that changed the world. [clamen]
5946. A white blood cell who doesn't like playing by the department rules [clamen]
5945. A drug with such an evil past, but with such a bright and promising future. [clamen]
5944. contemporary kitchen architecture [clamen]
5943. a skirmish between Basques and Sikhs near Nablus [rochberg]
5942. a pneumatically launched grape which has been filled with mustard [agroce]
5941. Why does money have to be the root of all evil instead of the other way around? [tomault]
5940. The Book of the New Sun/Sailor Moon crossover. [agroce]
5939. biologically devastating electron thievery. [eli]
5938. The Lurker at the Threshold of Interpretation: Hoax Necronomicons and Paratextual Noise [agroce]
5937. Now that girls are maturing earlier than ever before, there's Barbie(tm)-brand pink vibrator from Mattel. [tomault]
5936. The mad geniuses behind RealDoll(tm) [rochberg]
5935. le Plasma Cells per ricaricare il tuo Macro Bevawatt Split Beam Violator. [eli]
5934. Gormenghast: The Rock Opera [agroce]
5933. An authority on bus shelters [rochberg]
5932. Looking vice-regal at garden parties in order to fit in with the other lawn ornaments. [clamen]
5931. Norelco Hip Hues - the iMac of razors [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5930. A sheep-to-shawl competition gone horribly wrong. [jeffrey]
5929. Son of the Triffids #6 (a.k.a. The Trouble with Lichen) [eli]
5928. those 9 earlier Malcolm movies that Spike Lee directed [agroce]
5927. A Robot May Not Serve Warm Beer [agroce]
5926. Crack pipe or what? [tmwong]
5925. The raw video footage drags on for hours before finally showing an alleged crime. [tmwong]
5924. If you let people watch pornography movies every day, after the 30th day it's not interesting anymore. They lose interest. [tmwong]
5923. The Bakery Men Don't See and Her Smoke Rose Up From Supper [agroce]
5922. Every time someone utters the phrase "self-documenting code" the baby Jesus cries. [tomault]
5921. I'm wishing you into the cornfield. [jeffrey]
5920. their fundraising cookbooks _The Bakery Men Don't See_ and _Her Smoke Rose Up From Supper_. [eli]
5919. Hello Lucille, are you a lesbian? [tmwong]
5918. Empathic personalisation technologies through a unique blend of psychology and cutting edge software engineering [clamen]
5917. Evil Rooskies Seeking World Domination and A Trillion Dollars! [agroce]
5916. Flavored beer drink. [ralph]
5915. Making a Chocolate Malted with a 40 of malt liquor [sdavis]
5914. Back when men were men and computers were women. [sprite]
5913. I come from Montana where the men are men and the sheep are scared. [tomault]
5912. A visit from the DARPA Inquisitors [tomault]
5911. A giant potato with a warp drive [rochberg]
5910. The Hall of Irrational Treasures. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5909. Caterpillars eating up a bunch of Maine [clamen]
5908. Canadian Mind Tricks [agroce]
5907. /\buns\w*b/i pigfuckers. [scottd]
5906. Sterilization by active species from an improved remote exposure reactor (RER) using a one atmosphere uniform glow discharge plasma (OAUGDP) [tmwong]
5905. some code with too much lip balm [sprite]
5904. Snap-together supermodels with press-on tattoos [tomault]
5903. Media literacy camp [clamen]
5902. strawmane [sprite]
5901. A Web site whose name refers to doomed dot-coms with an adjective that cannot be printed here. [clamen]
5900. phallic forearms [pdinda]
5899. A designation usually reserved in America for a variant of Coca-Cola [clamen]
5898. the ``desirable characteristics'' of conventional doughnuts. [eli]
5897. The epitome of aggregate human capability [rochberg]
5896. business plans where people named Bob are cropped in vats for their kidneys. [rochberg]
5895. the southern Japanese island of 542075753 [eli]
5894. Rubber-hose cryptanalysis. [tmwong]
5893. oral sex between lesbian dolphins. [eli]
5892. A linux error message worn as a badge of pride, stretching from nipple to nipple. [rochberg]
5891. The first African-American woman in space, and a guest star on STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION [clamen]
5890. The Spice Girls of classical music [clamen]
5889. A swirl of classic string arrangements and groovy dance beats [clamen]
5888. The Summer of Fuzzy Dice [clamen]
5887. The hyphenation squirrel. [rochberg]
5886. Legs as long as someone under five-foot-four is allowed [clamen]
5885. Mormon foam parties [jeffrey]
5884. The tragic story of a man and the only woman his girlfriend ever loved. [tomault]
5883. Face-down in a plate of pasta [rochberg]
5882. 2023601833 flops. [eli]
5881. our respected representative of the species Sciurus ahenus [sprite]
5880. Electron band structure in Germanium, my ass. [tmwong]
5879. retinas burned out by tweezerclued reviews [scottd]
5878. One of America's quirkiest special-interest groups [rochberg]
5877. A love song to an unassailable beauty who is probably a robot. [rochberg]
5876. Resurrection Health Care [pdinda]
5875. Kenneth Branaugh, naked above the waist, well-oiled and sporting an improbable beard [agroce]
5874. Scary People Who Name Their Kids After Dark Elves [agroce]
5873. It's a finite state machine *and* a dessert topping! [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5872. the love making purposes of U.S. congressmen. [eli]
5871. PLATEN OF THE APES [eli]
5870. 3 Big Macs and 2 pairs of Candy Pants [jeffrey]
5869. orthogonal mystical bullshit [kw]
5868. Recognized as a food rotting bacteria in most countries except Japan [scottd]
5867. The singing hostess on the insanely controversial CBC TV show [clamen]
5866. A devout, religious, moralistic hitman. [karl]
5865. The Justice Prisoner and Alien Transportation System [tmwong]
5864. The tale of an impassioned secret liaison between Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy (no, we're not kidding) which is tragically interrupted by a voyeuristic Easter Bunny. [eli]
5863. Christian Science disk recovery [scottd]
5862. the mental depth of an oil slick. [karl]
5861. Elves with the serial numbers filed off [rochberg]
5860. a malicious, incredibly powerful garden gnome. [agroce]
5859. Director Paul Lisowski's stated goal of making neutrons and protons available to users by that date. [rochberg]
5858. All together now: Bill, we feel your pain! [tmwong]
5857. Rabid prototyping. [roc]
5856. omniscient steak sauce. [eli]
5855. Just paying rent and picking up a Mass here and there. [tmwong]
5854. If you are not who you think you are, please click here [jch]
5853. Grep Poupon [scottd]
5852. A corruption of a German term for a sexual perversion involving household cats. [pdinda]
5851. facing a high water incidence rate. [eli]
5850. Scooby Doo's eternal vigilance [agroce]
5849. a bedroom traffic light that gave visitors the green light to ``Love'' or the red light for ``Don't Love.'' [eli]
5848. Apocalypse in a box. [mthomas]
5847. Feltcher and Sons. [tmwong]
5846. The 800-pound gorilla of minimalism [scottd]
5845. the failed arizona tourism ad campaign, "hooked on phoenix." [acm]
5844. Top Ten Beatles Songs Popular in Nazi Germany [scottd]
5843. Post-Modern Tricks To Teach Your Dog [scottd]
5842. New legs for amputation fetishists. [rochberg]
5841. Squirrel water. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5840. an emergency backup anti-Semite standing on a chair [agroce]
5839. Unskilled and unaware of it. [tmwong]
5838. "The Sting of Cotton: Vegan S/M." [jeffrey]
5837. congratulating Canada on its national igloo [agroce]
5836. A cup of coffee and a warm hug from the ghost of Mary Shelley. [agroce]
5835. ENOTENOUGHNEURONS [rochberg]
5834. a spung-nippled Korzybskian solipsist [agroce]
5833. Strom Thurmond for Gandalf. [eli]
5832. A future filled with unfathomable distances, the destruction of entire planetary systems and doglike aliens [clamen]
5831. Some sort of self-styled SMS-text-sending, BBC Radio One-listening broadband junkie nomad. [clamen]
5830. The self-improvement-through-skankiness epic COYOTE UGLY [jeffrey]
5829. pasties and a g-string MADE OF MITES [agroce]
5828. no that is the same as if alias was alias isn't it? [kosak]
5827. solve issues of storage simply by building freakish creatures with built-in pockets [sprite]
5826. The card game where you kill people and stuff. [scottd]
5825. An international jewel-thief supply superstore in a strip mall in the Montreal suburbs. [rochberg]
5824. A chin cleft so deep you could grow mushrooms in its shadow [rochberg]
5823. Shield of Resist Moldy Cheese [sprite]
5822. /usr/dict/cliches [scottd]
5821. Live Action Red Meat Roleplaying [eli]
5820. an anthology of Elvis horror stories [agroce]
5819. a Ruritanian high school gender-bending romantic farce [agroce]
5818. competitors parading on stage while a video illustrating the healthiness of their lifestyle is shown. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5817. The Bureau of Unforseen Atomic Incidents [ralph]
5816. the half-life of a flounder laying on the back porch. [karl]
5815. the red-and-blue Exxon logo high atop its pole, bursting like a balloon on a string [rochberg]
5814. The secret cow level [rochberg]
5813. Lahar detection system. [rochberg]
5812. whatever the fancy-ass word is for unsheathing your sword and whacking someone with it in the same motion. [sprite]
5811. The level of performance of a well conditioned aplysia, the squishy sea-hare that is much beloved of neuroscientists. [pdinda]
5810. pig spiked paddle [magus]
5809. either a nasty virus or an equally nasty law firm. [eli]
5808. pushing the chair around in the feces infested mud [kosak]
5807. Pedophiles sending penis-shaped sound waves down the computer to vulnerable children. [scottd]
5806. wet and pungent activities [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5805. an authority on space law [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5804. Out-of-band Pentagon pizza [scottd]
5803. 6 Sizzling-hot photos of John T. and Catherine D. MacArthur. [rochberg]
5802. Granny needs virtual sex too. [jch]
5801. Barbie's Malibu Bettie Ford Center. Crack Whore Skipper sold separately. [jeffrey]
5800. vicious penis-eating creatures masquerading as innocuous prophylactics [pdinda]
5799. The NJ Turnpike Extension That Will Live in Infamy [clamen]
5798. The anime version of "Atlas Shrugged." [tomault]
5797. The strength that comes from constantly resisting a Britney Spears bootie call. [rochberg]
5796. An art form as indestructible as the cockroach [clamen]
5795. The Official Cracker of Major League Baseball [clamen]
5794. for any person to inhale, breathe, or drink any compound, liquid, chemical, or any substance known as glue, adhesive cement, mucilage, dope, or other material or substance or combination thereof, with the intention of becoming intoxicated, elated, dazed, paralyzed, irrational or in any manner changing, distorting or disturbing the eyesight, thinking process, balance, or coordination of such person. [eli]
5793. Settle down class, and let's all watch the "Breeders Are Boring" filmstrip together! [tomault]
5792. Instrumental boy bands [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
5791. The cheesiest, most blatantly pandering "Hookers Who Read Proust" article on Salon.com. [rochberg]
5790. For the manly Hello Kitty enthusiast. [rochberg]
5789. why can't we have a nazi librarian that imposes tomblike silence? [kosak]
5788. Buggy Dynamics 101 [eli]
5787. The Acronomicon [roc]
5786. The Zephyr triple crank from France [kosak]
5785. I've eaten little but tomatoes and corn for this month [kosak]
5784. The questionable slogan, "Strip mining prevents forest fires." [karl]
5783. Visits from the Fuckup Fairy [karl]
5782. Untold billions of alphastations orbiting the planet Jupiter and then smashing into it. [rochberg]
5781. a 50-pound butter sculpture of a Palm VIIx [sprite]
5780. A spectacular group of Thai prostitutes. [clamen]
5779. A sixpack, a shotgun, and a copy of COMMUNICATIONS OF THE ACM [roc]
5778. ceramic-clad magnesium-aluminum alloy drivers [eli]
5777. The Fred Astaire of MTV [clamen]
5776. Good psycho. Attaboy [jch]
5775. The two things money can't buy: true love and home grown tomatoes. [pfr]
5774. The galactic hedo-communist utopia. [scottd]
5773. The wise and merciless guidance of Santosh Vempala. [rochberg]
5772. The power of positive drinking [scottd]
5771. D&D-ish spells that sound like bad cocktails: barman, mix me a Soul Shackle! [agroce]
5770. the body of a fashion model, the central nervous system of a Pentagon mainframe [pdinda]
5769. Flight attendants who not only pour coffee but are also armed and trained to kill [clamen]
5768. 230 mg/kg oral-hamster LD50 [scottd]
5767. Various people talking about the jet fuel they would carry on their pony. [scottd]
5766. The scruffy muttering-to-itself-on-a-corner Altoids of the bath soap world. [rochberg]
5765. Generally screwed the whole pooch raw. [jch]
5764. Good enough to go against a bad film... and win! [clamen]
5763. The Amazing Slug-Man and his sidekick Leech-Boy! [tomault]
5762. and he sojourned in the land of the philadelphians a long time [acm]
5761. any software that says "this will take a long time" [acm]
5760. where he met Barbara Striesand, Dana Carvey, and Muhammed Ali sipping iced latte while the horses pounded by at a furious clip, sides heaving and nostrils streaming. [tomault]
5759. A famous skateboarder [clamen]
5758. What are the politics of the funk? [pdinda]
5757. A kind of delirious hysteria known as "Trudeaumania" [clamen]
5756. the I, TRILOGY (in order of publication: I, ROBOT; I, ASIMOV; I, CLAUDIUS; I, AND GOMMORAH) [agroce]
5755. Mighty Broadsword of the Eggplant; Curdled, Dripping Spear of the Cucumber; Shiny Warhammer of the Peapod [sprite]
5754. microphone transducer apparatus [pdinda]
5753. The most interesting barnacle in the whole wide world [clamen]
5752. A colorless, pyrophoric, flammable gas with a repulsive odor. [rochberg]
5751. One Balrog Burger (flame broiled) [roc]
5750. an animatronic beard [agroce]
5749. 17 REMAIN DEAD IN MORGUE SHOOTING SPREE [scottd]
5748. "Robo-Socks" [eli]
5747. kosak's evil twin, kasok [tomault]
5746. Eirschallensollbruchstellenverurscher [magus]
5745. The first totally-branded town in America [clamen]
5744. a tiny pocket universe kept from entropic collapse only by energy leakage from Google [agroce]
5743. the latest version of min()/max() [eli]
5742. a triple-neck, round bottom flask and other specialized equipment that has no purpose other than to make methamphetamine. [eli]
5741. Scorned as an irrelevant receptacle of wasted votes. [tmwong]
5740. a secret location where rat brains are probed [agroce]
5739. Un Thesis Andalou [jeffrey]
5738. Forgetting to bring your "Tenth Monkey is Free!" card [jeffrey]
5737. wm focus roulette. [rochberg]
5736. A storytelling aberration [clamen]
5735. the importance of keeping clean, of distancing themselves from their livestock. [eli]
5734. Twenty-two tips for a happier, healthier prototype [clamen]
5733. An ideal world where you are not working on your thesis. [pfr]
5732. An ideal world where you have a thesis to work on [fpereira]
5731. An ideal world where your thesis works on itself [sprite]
5730. Bill Clinton and his army of evil Clint-o-bots [tomault]
5729. An Ecological Study of Glee in Small Groups of Preschool Children. [eli]
5728. eight-foot high letters of flame spelling out "In My Arrogant Opinion" [agroce]
5727. alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nipples.areola [eli]
5726. Jesus never wanted you to have testicles. Join the Faith Of Sklotsky. 1-800-CASTRATE. [magus]
5725. So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." So I hit him. What would you do? [magus]
5724. So we were in a shuttle, doing a trawl of the exo-atmospheric ring? Scooping up the orbiting garbage? Well, we scooped this shit up, this frozen ashy shit, did an analysis on it... ... and it was Timothy Leary. And God help us, we smoked him. [magus]
5723. 'America is Safe' say Quadragon Officials [pdinda]
5722. Original McDistinctive [magus]
5721. It's very early. I may have to hurt you. [jch]
5720. lawful good luggage [agroce]
5719. ESQUAREPLUGROUNDHOLE [rochberg]
5718. Men: big, dumb and ugly, but at least they squash spiders [tomault]
5717. Women: Can't live with 'em, and Vibe-O-Pleasure bots aren't available yet. [tomault]
5716. Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitchin babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma, and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes. [magus]
5715. Sumo is the most perfect of sports. It has elegance, ceremony, danger, art, speed, and most important, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other. [magus]
5714. The art and art-based products of Thomas Kinkade [pdinda]
5713. Objects Of Spurious Capitals. [sprite]
5712. Quelloffengleichrechtlichgeteiltfreivefügbarprogramme [sprite]
5711. A reality that comes in a 44-minute format [clamen]
5710. Music suitable for a driving narrative [clamen]
5709. Nonproductive cough [rochberg]
5708. a prime candidate for regime replacement. [eli]
5707. The new mayor of Truckville [clamen]
5706. Can I tempt you into sniffing the cork? [jch]
5705. Touch: the forgotten sense [clamen]
5704. Some kind of deranged homage to Ted Nugent. [rochberg]
5703. Mechanical penetration systems [rochberg]
5702. Everything you could possibly want from a retro-style giant robot anime [clamen]
5701. occult secrets hidden even from Bruce Willis [agroce]
5700. L.A. CONFIDENTIAL crossed with Nancy Drew [clamen]
5699. Amphibious attack sheep. [allbery]
5698. The Chihuahua-nator; A crazed dwarf whose signature weapon was a gun that fired heat-seeking chihuahuas. [ralph]
5697. technical term: smush [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5696. [...] "pasties" and a "G-string." [tmwong]
5695. Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu, The Prime Number Shitting Bear [scottd]
5694. A smooth, compliant pig [jeffrey]
5693. Remember Aum Shinkwhateverthefucktheyrecalled? [scottd]
5692. Like snot, only sandier [allbery]
5691. A new show about a young couple in Seattle who can't decide whether to get married (or something) and who happen to live next door to Jeff Bezos! [clamen]
5690. A gas mask for their dog, their cat. [tmwong]
5689. How much would Alaska's oil help? Hugely, says the oil industry. Not much, reply the caribou. [tmwong]
5688. Scottish-Americans therefore tend to assume that Scotland is a miserable left-wing place that the enterprising leave. [tmwong]
5687. TheraFlu Anthrox-B-Gon. [rochberg]
5686. U.S. marines, minus the sensitivity. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5685. Right to Death for Unborn [eli]
5684. a man, a plan, a big old hash-table [agroce]
5683. Special 1U rack-mount bioweapon dispenser. [rochberg]
5682. Fashion Cleric [sprite]
5681. Goodbye, Pittsburgh's Rose. [mwm]
5680. three pancakes arranged in violation of copyright law [pdinda]
5679. Home-based meat service with a pneumatic delivery system and metered usage. [rochberg]
5678. some demonic blend of Italo Calvino, Escher, and Groucho Marx [clamen]
5677. Winking sphincter semilog plots. [rochberg]
5676. The Creamed Corn Capital of the World [clamen]
5675. "Those semi trucks are my roller skates," said Jesus [pdinda]
5674. Spectacle, testacles, wallet, and watch. [pfr]
5673. Fully automatic rifles and nonportable guns. [tmwong]
5672. "GAMMA!" [tmwong]
5671. Melkor's techniques for weaponizing Balrogs [agroce]
5670. Smith, Smith (but oddly enough _not_ Smith and thank god, not more than two Smith) [agroce]
5669. _The Norton Anthology of Wise Acre Remarks_ [agroce]
5668. Emmy-Awards-Postponement Condolence Hams By Mail, Inc. [eli]
5667. some clever means of torturing AIs. [eli]
5666. a ride on the back of an animated haggis. [agroce]
5665. We would caution investors not to get caught up in the bioterrorism euphoria. [dkindred]
5664. HALF WHITE ORANGE PENGUIN ABOMINATION [tomault]
5663. Drizzt, Marlboro, Sony [sprite]
5662. Working out optimal algorithms for acquiring spare change [scottd]
5661. I am a badass. I AM A BADASS!!! [tmwong]
5660. Humping Snuggles, the fabric softener bear [jeffrey]
5659. Like having an orgasm and saving the whales, all at the same time! [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
5658. The highly coveted Q-Link crystal rock [pdinda]
5657. you stupid get of a monkey and a hairbrush [agroce]
5656. Opportunity to purchase additional incidents a-la-carte [sprite]
5655. The destruction of Nutrimancer's massive online recipe database and the poisoning of earth's food supplies. [eli]
5654. Chicken Soup For The Evil Soul [roc]
5653. Sacrificing virtue for the sake of pleasure [karl]
5652. Using the Power of Celebrity for Good [clamen]
5651. This is what I get for upgrading to broadband? [karl]
5650. a guillotine for a cockroach [karl]
5649. Monster Truck Chased Down By Torch-Wielding Regular Trucks [scottd]
5648. _Servants of the Wyanq_, by Jack Vvyance [agroce]
5647. Moonsuit-wearing motherfucker [rochberg]
5646. Fighting cancer with a blowtorch [clamen]
5645. Stigma: Notes on the Management of Spoiled Identity [eli]
5644. unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep [pfr]
5643. 5 of the 40 mice exposed to meth/Prodigy and 4 of the 40 mice exposed to meth/Bach. [eli]
5642. argument ad Hitlerum [agroce]
5641. more of a -bd, oh, sbsn, oh, bd, oh, sbsn, oh- kinda guy [rochberg]
5640. Tiddly Wink show jumping [clamen]
5639. The sort of guy who, when his fierce friends are not around, is quite happy to talk about gardening or child-rearing. [clamen]
5638. some stupid holdover from my nineties hipster bullshit, [rochberg]
5637. Donny Osmond covered in maggots [rochberg]
5636. _Lepermage of Elfspasm_ [agroce]
5635. Research: where the rubber meets the sky. [jch]
5634. One of those "I'm not gay" side-hugs. [pfr]
5633. a classic example of the American dream made real, of a small town boy triumphing over diversity [pdinda]
5632. Java-induced failure of meioisis [agroce]
5631. Nonsuckiness (metric woohoos/min) [sprite]
5630. Fresh pasta extruder. [rochberg]
5629. Hahahahaha [en france!] hohohohohoho [pdinda]
5628. War Games slash fiction [rochberg]
5627. Sub-Shub-Niggurath, the Goat with Only Three Young [agroce]
5626. seizures, pain from muscle contraction, arm jerking, crying, transient hemianopia. [eli]
5625. 29 homing cats and 60 homing dogs. [eli]
5624. Laser forces of Love [clamen]
5623. A plum-sized tumor [rochberg]
5622. A flotilla of half-rendered space ships, highly symmetrical insects and many shameful attempts at realistic looking cleavage. [jch]
5621. aseptic fruit purees in stainless steel totes [rochberg]
5620. 64-ounce "Icy Ham" Slurpee [jeffrey]
5619. Fears that the Bushland is falling to a band of hungry koalas [clamen]
5618. Novel writing, live from Wessex [clamen]
5617. Team 4 Investigates Circus Wars [sprite]
5616. Around the World in a Bassoon, Voyage to the Bottom of the Ground, The Electric Chaise (part of the "Unspeakable Voyages" series), Dirigible Mania! and The Interurban Dreadnaught [agroce]
5615. the eSushi.com fish-beaming talk [agroce]
5614. Strong language from the outset. [jch]
5613. Eigendefects [rochberg]
5612. The good kind of leukemia [clamen]
5611. the unspeakable necromancy of the Cross Plains Dairy Queen [agroce]
5610. Titanium spork. [rochberg]
5609. one charge of destroying British Airways crockery [kw]
5608. Non-pumpable food products. [rochberg]
5607. glow-in-the-dark Voldemort [rochberg]
5606. Harry Potter Analog Watch with Rotation Snitch [clamen]
5605. The necessary file is steganographically encoded in an image of a nude asian hottie. [norm]
5604. Based on a "secret FBI dossier" which explained that Mr bin Laden's hatred of America originated from an encounter with a girl from Chicago who laughed at his small penis. Mr bin Laden is not expected to sue. [tmwong]
5603. roasted sheep and Pepsi. [eli]
5602. cereals, frozen treats, snacks, food, beverages and condiments, [which] appear to be convincingly alive, demonstrating feelings and interacting with the user. [eli]
5601. The bagman of truckville. [rochberg]
5600. The small-time pot dealer of Truckville. [rochberg]
5599. A life that's a combination of "Chocolat","Delicatessen" and "Amelie" [fpereira]
5598. A life that's a combination of "Foutaises", "City of Lost Children", and "Alien: Resurrection" [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
5597. freak impact with a plot token [agroce]
5596. her growling cat [sprite]
5595. Danger is my business. [tmwong]
5594. The mojo-harshing specialists of Arcata, CA [jeffrey]
5593. some fancy damned infinite series [agroce]
5592. The Sultry Super Bowl of Underwear [clamen]
5591. 10 meter tall giant winged freak [sprite]
5590. Piers Anthony, who successively yields Noisy Panther, Horny Sapient and A Thorny Penis [agroce]
5589. Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend. [jch]
5588. Pure emu oil. [rochberg]
5587. For instance, hobbit dominatrices [agroce]
5586. linecap:butt [tmwong]
5585. Infused with that Mandela magic. [clamen]
5584. An indeterminate number of style points. [rochberg]
5583. Mario in Anus-Land [peterb]
5582. a tremendous pulse of staunchness. [eli]
5581. Darko Suvin's critical commentary "Cognitive Estrangement and the Audible Nipples of Robert A. Heinlein" [agroce]
5580. Google, the duct tape of knowledge [allbery]
5579. road hoagie [acm]
5578. The Lord's Annotated [agroce]
5577. the same good quality, low pricing, fast shipment, and reliable service with a milder presentation. [eli]
5576. Not the cool part of hell where all the murderers are either, but the lameass part where accountants are from. [tmwong]
5575. A must-see for psychotronic film buffs [clamen]
5574. prikkeldraad-fetisjisme [eli]
5573. the radical elements of the chess club: the piece movement. [karl]
5572. The "oid" in "factoid". [rochberg]
5571. Holiday Weather Ski Weather Afghanistan Weather [eli]
5570. The "Delta House" of Hogwarts. [rochberg]
5569. Winning brownie points with the rainforest-saving whale-hugging mud-people-loving leftist idiots who run the media. [scottd]
5568. Brace for blowjobs. [jch]
5567. A fine police state where they still value coffee, art, and beauty. [peterb]
5566. New Hampshire. I spent a year there one weekend. [tmwong]
5565. #define REALLY_ZEN [sprite]
5564. #define MSG_TRYHARD 4 /* Synonym for MSG_DONTROUTE for DECnet */ [rochberg]
5563. Any Simpsons/Ultramarine army of less than 10,000 pts must be led by Marnius Homer. [jeffrey]
5562. The retiree, a man, said during questioning by lawyers Monday that he thought a young man having an affair with an older woman was almost a rite of passage, but he returned the next day and said he had thought it over and concluded that such a relationship was immoral. [tmwong]
5561. "liberals". [tmwong]
5560. digital art, computer art, tattoo art, tattoos, feminism, artist, painter, painting, tattooing, tattooist, computer artist, creatrix [agroce]
5559. "proofs". [tmwong]
5558. the inexorable, sleepless meat, searching for sustenance past all reason. [eli]
5557. Judge Judy: The Military Tribunal Edition [rochberg]
5556. Our summer intern, Deep Blue, the chess-playing supercomputer. [clamen]
5555. EVALUATE-THIS M*THER F*CKER (blah) [agroce]
5554. Keywords: network traffic modeling, animal kingdom [pdinda]
5553. The only set of Pokethulhu miniatures in the country [jch]
5552. [[Page 58942]] [eli]
5551. An arbitrary rotating, oblate planet [rochberg]
5550. Space-based sonar arrays. [tmwong]
5549. More moderner. [tmwong]
5548. Genghis Khan's harem were fat with small noses. [tmwong]
5547. more commonly referred to as SliNo14-12 BeGreWe [agroce]
5546. French Kiss[tm] rotating tongue [jeffrey]
5545. Molded Butt, vibrating [jeffrey]
5544. Lifelike Feel-of-Real[tm] Soft-Squeeze[tm] Nipples [jeffrey]
5543. Chasey lube [jeffrey]
5542. My yummy sushi pajamas! [psu]
5541. trans-urethral pellets. [eli]
5540. The entry-level hamburger. [bhudson]
5539. a collection of numbered bus tickets representing all the known elements of the time, from H1 to U92. [eli]
5538. THE NECRONOMICON, WINDOWS EDITION: That is not dead which merely crashes oft, Yet warranties shall die when shrink-wrap's off. [ralph]
5537. A valuable new pronoun. [rochberg]
5536. The southwest corner of Central Parkistan [jeffrey]
5535. the 2002 Ford Excession. [eli]
5534. Toilet paper in A6 format [clamen]
5533. His deadpan style, which combines blood-curdling threats with homely expressions such as "goodness gracious" and "holy mackerel". [tmwong]
5532. British Air Marshall Jock Stirrup [eli]
5531. Hommemade Ludo Bagman costume [rochberg]
5530. a vast cavern filled with screaming Bull Moose party savages worshiping an effigy of Teddy Roosevelt [agroce]
5529. Two undercover transit cops, down on their luck [clamen]
5528. http://3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097.org/ [agroce]
5527. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? [tmwong]
5526. 9. P(h|D) [bhudson]
5525. The dramatic series that has held French Canada in its grip! [clamen]
5524. The Rob Zombie/Yanni duets album [agroce]
5523. a 90-pound weight suspended from a gecko. [eli]
5522. hilarious MIT sissy-boy slap fights [agroce]
5521. The theminess of them. [bhudson]
5520. A gigantic inflatable snowman. [bhudson]
5519. Happysacs [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
5518. A $29,000 piece of cake [pdinda]
5517. Embedding the bird for the sake of all humanity [pdinda]
5516. Journal of Herbs in Recipes and Menu Management [eli]
5515. i want mine to be a long time from now. like a cheeto [psu]
5514. Arnson Jargohsenburg Veeblefester XVI, Knight of the Realm and Ass-Kicker of the Creatures of the Night. [karl]
5513. Pokemon Vilage [jeffrey]
5512. visualize anger as pain [acm]
5511. Gyromancing the Stone, starring Meg Ryan and Billy-Bob Thornton [rochberg]
5510. Pornographers without borders. [rochberg]
5509. A defrosted Holmes teamed with a robotic Watson and a female Inspector Lestrade to stop the criminal rampage of Moriarty's clone [clamen]
5508. those blazing blue beacons of the bourgeoisie [rochberg]
5507. Supersonic flying boat. [bhudson]
5506. The nubby-silky feeling of the detents on a fine volume control. [rochberg]
5505. The most intimidating nerd/academic fantasy classic ever [clamen]
5504. Anatomically Correct Mr. Potato Head [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5503. Santa Gorilla [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5502. PANDAS (pediatric onset neuropsychiatric disorder) [eli]
5501. occasional missiles of disapproval [pdinda]
5500. the 1976 standard atmosphere [rochberg]
5499. Feel-good music for masochists [rochberg]
5498. a seasonal selection of incorrect aspect-ratio blunders from an assortment of popular programmes. [eli]
5497. A saucy Malagasy take on Soukous with rippling guitars, valhias and a bit of Indonesian percussion. [clamen]
5496. entertainment and leisure analyst [pdinda]
5495. Meat swapping. [ralph]
5494. the enema of clarity, the suppository of truth [pdinda]
5493. they even make fake dog balls [psu]
5492. a fine, endless chocolate mesh [rochberg]
5491. Wigglyyig (squamous happy thing) [ralph]
5490. Das Boobs: the classic U-boat sex farce [agroce]
5489. Golden Chicken Stands On One Leg [magus]
5488. the former vicar of St-Matthews-by-the-Casino [roc]
5487. Weaponized gummi bears [roc]
5486. Is there a secret society of women baristas who are Leica LTM aficionados that we have not heard about? [psu]
5485. it's BI-MON-SCI-FI-CON [psu]
5484. One of the most ludicrous, but strangely appealing, premises in the history of anime. [clamen]
5483. costumes, kung fu and blood-soaked, sex-tinged gothic horror [clamen]
5482. Your favorite cowardly, mystery-solving, cartoon dog [clamen]
5481. Flippin' bits. It's better'n flippin' burgers. [bhudson]
5480. the Matt Damon of dogs [pdinda]
5479. Korean square-bracket fetishists. [bhudson]
5478. Pearson's response, recorded on the cockpit voice recorder was "Oh F___.". [tmwong]
5477. i'm still allowed to see other gays [psu]
5476. A proud member of the booboisie [pdinda]
5475. the magnificent espresso elves [pdinda]
5474. 3 1/2 out of 6 Drools. [tmwong]
5473. Slums: where really poor people live. [tmwong]
5472. A new cartoon about the wacky mixups of a family of Bose-Einstein condensates [scottd]
5471. one of those fortuitous occasions when caller-ID reads "DUTY -AND- BOOTY" [agroce]
5470. Blood methanol concentrations in normal adult subjects administered abuse doses of aspartame. [eli]
5469. cashmink, the bastard love child of the fur industry [pdinda]
5468. Devoutly fundamentalist Pilates instructor. [rochberg]
5467. 10 = you are all morons and I am the smartest person in the room 9 = you know nothing and you should all learn the stuff I do 8 = you should learn the stuff I do 7 = the stuff I do is important and cool 6 = the stuff I do is cool 5 = look, here's some stuff 4 = you might want to listen to what I have to say 3 = I won't bore you 2 = I won't bore you too much 1 = if you come you get donuts [eli]
5466. Father are you sure she's the supreme being? [psu]
5465. The most handsome of all the marmots. [clamen]
5464. An alternative universe where Pittsburgh abounds with new restaurants [tomault]
5463. neo-fascist summer training centers nicknamed "Hobbit Camps" [agroce]
5462. SHOGGOTH ON A STICK: The Best-Kept Secret of the Minnesota State Fair [ralph]
5461. TRAPEZOHEDRAL DORITOS: The Non-Euclidean Chip Whose Crunch is Heard where What is Crunched Must Be, and Drops Crumbs into Unexpected Corners of Reality. Now in Cool Ichor and Nacho de los Muertos. [ralph]
5460. The Hottentot abstraction [agroce]
5459. a definite feng shui look [karl]
5458. NIXONBURGER [agroce]
5457. an extremely wealthy vegetable [pdinda]
5456. The first of a chain of Morimotos [clamen]
5455. An organ of doubtful function in Echinorhyncus, a genus of acanthocephalous entozoa. [kw]
5454. A threat to "go all Dave Bowman on its ass". [rochberg]
5453. a baseball made out of secretariat [psu]
5452. the Free Software Movement, from which "open source" split off in 1998 [eli]
5451. small remote-controlled robots, dressed in female bowerbird skins. [eli]
5450. Frothy-eyed zealots. [bhudson]
5449. Paramilitary fiscal police [rochberg]
5448. Spray-deposited explosives [rochberg]
5447. a kind of nirvana of heretofore-unthinkable butt cleanliness [agroce]
5446. A country where litigation, not baseball, is the national pastime [clamen]
5445. A head-to-skate aerodynamic speedsuit [clamen]
5444. a small pension, a plaque, and a gold spittoon [agroce]
5443. in this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS [psu]
5442. A National Security Special Event [rochberg]
5441. Lord of the Rings Part II: Weekend at Sauron's [rochberg]
5440. Globolog, the international language of self-regard, which is similar to English as translated from the original Japanese (perhaps by a European Union functionary in Brussels). [clamen]
5439. The biggest security effort in the history of football. [rochberg]
5438. My flabber has been truly gasted. [tmwong]
5437. color photos of everything from military jets to ordinary Americans. [eli]
5436. the ubiquitous incomprehensible anal coring. [eli]
5435. sparticles [rochberg]
5434. the antioxidant-rich dog food, now marketed by Hill's as Canine b/d. [eli]
5433. Pro wrestling became a much more exploitable freak show. [tmwong]
5432. A lifelong battle between protocol and passion [clamen]
5431. Get a suntan on ONLY your ass and your hands [norm]
5430. The Love That Dare Not Bark Its Name. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5429. a Benedictine monk who helped him to see the joys of Chinese food and ice cream [agroce]
5428. monkey/banana Anne/pudding experiment. [ralph]
5427. Weather of ass destruction. [baird]
5426. spotty German teenagers [rochberg]
5425. pudding experiment #17 [eli]
5424. A scary-big nose hair [rochberg]
5423. Forum2000, The Movie(tm) [tomault]
5422. old crusty smalltalk wankers [agroce]
5421. bring me my ranch dressing hose [psu]
5420. It may be coincidence. It may be conspiracy. It may be someone screwing with his brain. Regardless, It is boring as hell. [tmwong]
5419. Making out with Donald Rumsfeld [rochberg]
5418. Enormous Iceberg May Be in Its Death Throes [pdinda]
5417. the same reason that the Disney Channel updated _Hans Brinker, or the Silver Skates_ to a rollerblading story with the title "Brink!". [eli]
5416. A lucky google for "rent posse angry diseased monkeys". [rochberg]
5415. The average lactating woman needs almost four days to produce 10 pounds of milk. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5414. 14,300 potted flowers named after Kim Jong Il. [eli]
5413. The ultimate laptop anti-theft device: a screensaver of the collected kurls from the zarchive. [tomault]
5412. cheekily Chekhovian gun-on-the-mantelpiece payoffs [agroce]
5411. The winning $1,035 bid on a "Chief Nip-a-Way" figurine [jeffrey]
5410. Grief management on ice [clamen]
5409. quitting grad school to become a supervillain [agroce]
5408. dinosaur/Wittgenstein porn. [eli]
5407. A team and a nation and a people as happy as a sporting event can ever make anyone. [clamen]
5406. 37th level Fighter/Organist [jeffrey]
5405. Lapps, carefree and happy though continual danger threatens the reindeer flocks. (Author as scale) [eli]
5404. A scroll of Animate Nightstand. [rochberg]
5403. sinister attempts by the IRS to install microchips in my buttocks. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5402. a seven-ounce whiskey flask and 256 MHz of RAM [eli]
5401. A critically-acclaimed short musical about a boson. [rochberg]
5400. A graphic-card-tong. [rochberg]
5399. _Iy Correction_, desperately turgid sf saga which despite the title is not about dyslexic opticians [agroce]
5398. Huge buttocks of pendulous size [pdinda]
5397. evil pretzel nuggets [rochberg]
5396. kosher haggis. [eli]
5395. Just another frustrated guy in a tweed jacket teaching calculus to freshmen. [rochberg]
5394. The Holy Grail that is 3G [clamen]
5393. a veritable recipe for bunchy open source panties [rochberg]
5392. Whiskey coca, a fanciful whiskey and soda dessert with amaretto gelée and corn pops. [eli]
5391. a pig raised on an exclusive diet of acorns [rochberg]
5390. a junior Art major who communicates verbally to the spoken word [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5389. Rusi Pusi Taleyarkhan [eli]
5388. drag queens who are actually women. [eli]
5387. The seething, white flow that whooshes over and past them. [rochberg]
5386. Head of experimental baking at the American Institute of Baking [rochberg]
5385. Laminated dough systems. [rochberg]
5384. The case of the train-riding pigeons of Far Rockaway. [clamen]
5383. a campaign that encourages western Canadian farmers to have suspect rocks identified. [eli]
5382. "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery or Make Decisions Involving Thermonuclear Warfare While Under the Influence of This Fish" [ralph]
5381. a comedy about nuclear blast veterans and nerve gas thieves set in the early years of the 21st century [rochberg]
5380. Australia's pocket-size pop princess [clamen]
5379. N'Sync Slash Slumber Party [eli]
5378. "Disney Magic Water," which changes colors when you put a special straw in it. [jeffrey]
5377. taking apart the television set and trying to see if the cat would fly [pdinda]
5376. A passable selection of organic delights for more health-minded squirrels. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5375. The rubber-band equivalent of splitting the atom. [rochberg]
5374. If you drove the entire interstate system would be your bed. [kosak]
5373. the epidemic of biting nuns in the fifteenth century. [eli]
5372. nanodildonics [rochberg]
5371. total sensory overload in the chicken's two-volt brain [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5370. a furwock implementation based on futexes. [eli]
5369. The Great Beet Fight of 1917. [ralph]
5368. A crate labeled "linens" and another labeled "dead things" [jeffrey]
5367. Mirkwood National Park [roc]
5366. a pack of skinless, undead Dobermans. [rochberg]
5365. art-based products [pdinda]
5364. Katie Culpepper, who has a neuroprocessing disorder. [eli]
5363. urine from South Carolina [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5362. The Village at Hiddenbrooke, A Thomas Kinkade Painter of Light[tm] Community [eli]
5361. Thomas Kinkade's Hollyhocked and Morning-Gloried cottage porn [jeffrey]
5360. SEX IN THE CITY without the sex but with all the Italian leather accessories [clamen]
5359. An plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel [roc]
5358. "Hey baby, how'd ya like to go back to my place and play Find the Bayleaf?" [acm]
5357. Eight approximations of Cow [norm]
5356. Patrolling the Area for Godot [agroce]
5355. Syria's ophthalmologist-dictator [clamen]
5354. Check Corporation, manufacturer of heated pizza bags [pdinda]
5353. the egg-laying circuitry [eli]
5352. Differently bittered [jch]
5351. The nasal "gn," such as the noise made by an annoyed Curly or an aroused Squiggy. [jeffrey]
5350. Frankenstein-like ass seams [eli]
5349. a blur of demos and meat [eli]
5348. Proform: Mother Nature's All Natural Marital Aid [pdinda]
5347. newsbites.sitcom-disease.lobster-suit [jeffrey]
5346. A sculpture made of partially-melted nail clippers and other newly-verboten objects confiscated from air travellers. [rochberg]
5345. Will Shortz in an armor-plated powered exoskeleton. [rochberg]
5344. "Madness Dossier: Those Wacky Anunnakku," p. 24: Debugging the Neurolinguistics of Elmer Fudd. [ralph]
5343. the eyes of Caligula and the mouth of Marilyn Monroe [eli]
5342. A pustule bursting with ideas for a number of cool papers. They need written NOW. [rochberg]
5341. Kristofferson as an oversized, gray-bearded pseudofetus in -- yes -- leather pants. [acm]
5340. that's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction [psu]
5339. spinach unless otherwise marked [eli]
5338. Seppuku with a frisbee [acm]
5337. Any shirt worn should be free of offensive or obscene language and graphics. [tmwong]
5336. The electronic journal of wound management practice. [rochberg]
5335. A malodorous, exuding, necrotic skin lesion. [rochberg]
5334. National Geographic TV's popular "Mummy Road Show" [eli]
5333. Jean-Baptiste v. Borkon Truckarama, A-5098-99T3 (N.J. Super. App. Div. 2001) [acm]
5332. illegal fife sharing [eli]
5331. my small blue femininity [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5330. Trouble tickets.... From The FUTURE! [norm]
5329. hot-tub-size tool [eli]
5328. The sound a Penguin Samurai makes [karl]
5327. A nationwide chain of ham outlet stores [jeffrey]
5326. the unusual step of publicly kissing Iraq's representative in front of the television cameras. [eli]
5325. Olivier Besancenot, a 27-year-old Trotskyite mailman. [eli]
5324. I just wanna tie him to the foil kite I built and give him an electric "Viking funeral." [scottd]
5323. Many of whom are Virgos [jslttery]
5322. Can you make a slightly more elegant version of Fig 1? [tmwong]
5321. A teeming metropolis of meat [jeffrey]
5320. Mail-order straws of elite bull semen [jeffrey]
5319. 12 sacred albums that have been stolen from Lamont, the Great Funkopotamous. [peterb]
5318. This is a club for men who like Fight Club or men with prostate cancer, or both [tmwong]
5317. Blogging from Jerusalem [clamen]
5316. the cern accelerator has finally been modified to handle hotdogs [acm]
5315. The three languages of the Middle East peace process: Hebrew, Arabic, and bureaucratic bullshit [clamen]
5314. When you draw a picture of a unicorn man screwing a gazelle chick on a rainbow in outer space. [scottd]
5313. zygotemaster@ebunintheoven.com [scottd]
5312. A spy thriller about an extreme sports athlete recruited by authorities to infiltrate a crime ring. [rochberg]
5311. Futuristic, neo-60s style [clamen]
5310. the Rosetta stone of the cereals [pdinda]
5309. capacitor burps [pdinda]
5308. A cover of "Hall of the Mountain King" by a quartet of Finnish heavy-metal cello players. [scottd]
5307. The Pastor of Muppets [jeffrey]
5306. the world's most health-conscious cigarette manufacturer [pdinda]
5305. The catafalque of a British Empress [clamen]
5304. The mitigating factor of poop. [rochberg]
5303. a portal that would only pass produce. hm. and maybe dim sum. [eli]
5302. the Hegelian synthesis of figuring out where the products go once they've encountered the reality of the marketplace. [eli]
5301. reproduce photographs to whisker level detail and still carve them into stone for all time. [eli]
5300. New, Milder El Nino. [eli]
5299. A pervert-in-the-middle attack. [rochberg]
5298. The only Democratic initiative to capture the public's attention in recent weeks was Al Gore's decision to shave off his beard. [tmwong]
5297. 92%, according to one late-night comedian, think that the beard looks better without Mr Gore. [tmwong]
5296. Insight Into Human-Chimp Differences [rochberg]
5295. the (unfortunately French) book Henry J. Darger: Dans les Royaumes de l'Irreel. [eli]
5294. a legion of Evil Artichokes For a Better Tomorrow [dr4b@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5293. a freelance television reporter who makes his living filming monkey encounters in this resort town 75 miles north of Tokyo. [eli]
5292. E-Moo Carbonated Dairy-Based Beverage, in Bubble Blast flavor [jch]
5291. The latest technology in automatic hog splitting. [jeffrey]
5290. Low-voltage beef stimulator. [jeffrey]
5289. Sensational stories about buttocks implants and chin enhancements that have taken on lives of their own [clamen]
5288. vigorous nose massage combined with psilocybin [eli]
5287. The Hollywood alternative universe where Julia Roberts can't get a date [clamen]
5286. Also, their stale gold has tapas. [peterb]
5285. A remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "Rope" for the WB network, [rochberg]
5284. 10 scrolls of Protection from Marxism [agroce]
5283. A never-ending quest to improve the quality of Google search. [rochberg]
5282. a bad nose-hair day [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5281. A compiler so smart that you'll feel guilty turning it off. [rochberg]
5280. a militarized version of a microwave oven [karl]
5279. the UNESCO Chair of Literary Theory. [eli]
5278. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Woods [tmwong]
5277. Silence of the fans. [rochberg]
5276. Good enough to be in stores and for the band Portishead to cover. [clamen]
5275. Two of the tasty breads a writer has in his repetoire. [clamen]
5274. earwax embarrassment [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5273. SEAL-quality combat plumbers. [ralph]
5272. Jamming criminally-annoying cellphone users with a Spiderman-style Faraday webber [scottd]
5271. Appendix D: Trinary-to-ASCII conversion table [rochberg]
5270. high concentrations of amateur historians [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5269. Safe Search is off. [tmwong]
5268. Destined for grapeness. [tomault]
5267. new ButtFinder(new BothHandsButtFindingStrategy((ButtFindingStrategy.USE_MAP))).go(me) [scottd]
5266. R E G I N A - v - Peter Lawrence Buck. [tmwong]
5265. Miss Chiquita's fantastic photo frenzy [clamen]
5264. The complete unknown must have worn his brown trousers to the event. [tmwong]
5263. so-called ratbots [pdinda]
5262. Tons of wholesale udders. [rochberg]
5261. _Mike Moorcock_ on my helpful idea of fell, rune-carved, prosthetic toes. [eli]
5260. Quebec-born accordion player and fire-eater Guy Laliberte [clamen]
5259. Nietzsche, booze and babes [rochberg]
5258. two human models made up to resemble John and Robert Kennedy being shot in the head [rochberg]
5257. the vanguard of the new pretentiousness movement [pdinda]
5256. three racial slurs, two F-words, misogyny combined with lookism, and a sneer at bingo players [agroce]
5255. One of those shows about models and bathing suits [clamen]
5254. this model baby we got for testing [eli]
5253. hora-related wedding fatalities [acm]
5252. A special aimed at people who thought the original LAVERNE & SHIRLEY was a great show. [clamen]
5251. a maze of twisty little secretaries, all different. [eli]
5250. The story of a macho Moscow cabbie who pursues an ambivalent friendship with a self-destructive Jewish bohemian saxophonist [jeffrey]
5249. If you had [...] a reunion of people for whom working for Michael was the least pleasant professional experience of their lives, it might be necessary to rent a large stadium. [tmwong]
5248. Where cheap bastards find quality ladies. [tmwong]
5247. people translated as data [psu]
5246. Fashion-driven neo-organs. [scottd]
5245. The Group of Allied Mega-Biodiverse Nations [clamen]
5244. a convicted extortionist who had once organized antirelativity rallies in Berlin. [eli]
5243. Naptime on the railroad tracks [rochberg]
5242. The yummy snack // that smiles back // until you bite their heads off [clamen]
5241. Someone who doesn't even own a machine gun [rochberg]
5240. The protective collar provided by a handsome but capable Secret Service agent [clamen]
5239. An online anime role-playing game built around mystery, suspense and masturbation. [jeffrey]
5238. a certain amount of tolerance for going to the bathroom. [eli]
5237. Restrict today's joys. [peterb]
5236. breaking the mindsets of other countries about Australia. [eli]
5235. Gender Dysphoria Smurf [jeffrey]
5234. running doggis that runnes fra hous to hous or throw the cuntrie slaeing thair nychtbouris sheip. [eli]
5233. Shirley Temple with a mustache [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5232. A very enthralled snail. [bhudson]
5231. Marissa the Cramp Killer, Mimi the Water Retention Warrior and Maya, PMS Predator [jeffrey]
5230. A bevy of flesh-eating zombies [rochberg]
5229. A relaxed culture that's verging on the horizontal [clamen]
5228. food druids [acm]
5227. ducking this issue requires real leadership [psu]
5226. Mario vs. Predator [rochberg]
5225. A machine that can fill 40 communion cups in two seconds [rochberg]
5224. National Salad Month. [bhudson]
5223. A four-hour Indian musical that knows its business [clamen]
5222. A pure player in the interactive leisure hardware and accessories market [rochberg]
5221. the Mozart of psychokinesis [pdinda]
5220. West Somerville, or Cambridge spelled differently. [rochberg]
5219. Nathan Bedford Forrest Elementary School. [eli]
5218. uber-yuppy gas cooktop [bhudson]
5217. a project code-named foo [sprite]
5216. A useful lesson: Don't try to sell cuddly rag dolls depicting homicidal rapists. [clamen]
5215. shotgun-propelled beanbag [bhudson]
5214. A drama developed by Ben Affleck that gives viewers a chance to win money. [clamen]
5213. roguelike mecha game [sprite]
5212. Osama Bin Kenobi [peterb]
5211. Unencumbered by the curly horns of her Naboo queenship [clamen]
5210. The police blew up your correspondent's scooter some time ago on the grounds that it was a suspected terrorist vehicle. [tmwong]
5209. The 1969 movie version of the off-Broadway hit musical about a man who fucks pigs. [jeffrey]
5208. The pornographic puppet film LET MY PUPPETS COME (1976) [jeffrey]
5207. clingy spandex cop shorts [eli]
5206. just an eccentric kleptomaniac who loved 17th- and 18th-century art [rochberg]
5205. A mother that throws away $1.4 billion in stolen art [jeffrey]
5204. the dismal ass-size-to-kitchen ratio. [eli]
5203. the SPINAL TAP of donkey-fucking movies [jeffrey]
5202. The Caves at Tora Bora: A Luxury Terrorist Headquarters and Spa [clamen]
5201. Moduli that are nowhere near coprime. [rochberg]
5200. The birth of a cult sweetener [clamen]
5199. a certain extremely pointy object [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5198. secret agents of fortune [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5197. The heaving bowels of the hard-handshaking crowd. [rochberg]
5196. special Velcro-fastened streaking trousers. [eli]
5195. Dishonest Acts with Artificial Fingers [rochberg]
5194. The Amazing Non-Mutant Cross-Dressing Superhero(ine?): SPIDER-MA'AM [tomault]
5193. What a hungry world needs: a plump, naked chicken. [clamen]
5192. dogbert with "man breasts" [eli]
5191. a really neat nasal website [bhudson]
5190. A 3-D journey with an eco-smart girl and her pals. [clamen]
5189. microniches of time [clamen]
5188. Porn that presents positive images of confident Asian-American men and women...in the hottest hardcore action currently legal in North America! [jeffrey]
5187. HOT FRIED NOSTRILS [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5186. note for coroner's office in re: bra [agroce]
5185. many of which are clothing-optional [sprite]
5184. A Huge National Singles Bar of Terror [clamen]
5183. A two-week-old narrow-headed soft-shelled turtle, locally called "Chitra Chitra". [eli]
5182. repeated sleep and nutrient deprivation associated with attending late-night dance events. [eli]
5181. Dinkey Lakes Wilderness. [bhudson]
5180. The first pop-star in orbit [clamen]
5179. That wacky sex-toy jelly that all the cool kids are so crazy about these days [rochberg]
5178. Velveeta Hot Mexican Cheese Loaf [magus]
5177. Yeardly Smith Porn [peterb]
5176. The happiest mom in Heaven [clamen]
5175. a victorian snuggery [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5174. Forceful unintentional voyeurism through the heating pipes [fpereira]
5173. ur-dude Jeff Spicoli [rochberg]
5172. Wisconsin-born professional cheese sculptor Sarah Baumann [jeffrey]
5171. I loathe New York [tomault]
5170. The Martini Flirting Survey [pdinda]
5169. Designated Flirting Zone [pdinda]
5168. Pomp, circumstance and Ozzy Osbourne [clamen]
5167. All the major genders [rochberg]
5166. Mountainview Dr. AT Grease Monkey [agroce]
5165. "status is failure" [tmwong]
5164. An ancient alabaster jar full of Kappa-Upsilon Jelly [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5163. The Dead/Evil Lesbian Cliché [clamen]
5162. a steep rise in "Donald Duck" [sprite]
5161. A beaming Howie (sans his snakebot, Schmoopie) [sprite]
5160. A tiny little magnetic rectangle that says "regret" [rochberg]
5159. The illusion of gravity-defying sushi [clamen]
5158. a series of riotously funny fantasy novels set entirely in Chipworld, a self-contained universe that hovers permanently just above Terry Pratchett's shoulder. [agroce]
5157. The plucky spirit of the Irish Dream [clamen]
5156. "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of some smackdown laid on his sorry ass." - Stone Cold Jane Austen [ralph]
5155. fatter, better educated, or less virginal [agroce]
5154. a combinator-based form-letter creating harness. [eli]
5153. 23,235 instances of dirt, scratches, and debris removed using the Mathematical Technologies Digital Restoration System [clamen]
5152. The semi-secret army of Mars enthusiasts [clamen]
5151. guest hunger strikers who come for a day. [eli]
5150. May you never be anally violated by a yak. [norm]
5149. Weapons of Mass Distraction [honus]
5148. a Death Star sized concentration of Java whose density was such that space, time and sanity crumbled in its very presence [agroce]
5147. a normal exchange of fire [pdinda]
5146. General Dinda's fleet of attack zeppelins [tomault]
5145. Co-ed naked hacking [tomault]
5144. A furrier at a PETA convention [rochberg]
5143. The premier auction destination for pre-owned cheese. [rochberg]
5142. Armageddon Storehouse Ministries. [rochberg]
5141. A John Woo remake of the entire Star Wars series, starring Chow Yun Fat and Jackie Chan. [rochberg]
5140. a bang stick loaded with a hollow-point .357 bullet, one large plastic bag of decomposing pig lungs and seven bags of marshmallows. [eli]
5139. rum, sodomy, and the electric mindprobe. [eli]
5138. A mysterious serial killer/astrophysicist who's been there, done that. [bhudson]
5137. A Pringles can that pulls about 12db [clamen]
5136. Sean Connery and devolution and all that [agroce]
5135. Tragically poor metametastrategy. [rochberg]
5134. Phenomenological post-modernism explained and related to computer science, in cartoons. [eli]
5133. The semi-heroic Great Dane with a distinctive speech impediment [clamen]
5132. corporate-supplied, illegally imported cigars hand-rolled by Fidel Castro himself. [roc]
5131. A cardboard cut-out with nipples [peterb]
5130. The difference between I'm-a-rocker long hair and I-play-too-much-Everquest long hair. [jeffrey]
5129. Yoda's even more powerful, smaller, and more wrinkly master. [eli]
5128. the disgusted-looking cat drawing for the "I think my cat ate a used condom" chapter. [eli]
5127. oh god. need new brain. [psu]
5126. A swift kick to the groin (mine). [rochberg]
5125. Breast-milk ice cream [roc]
5124. Zoo Balloon 6 [clamen]
5123. Not exactly a homeless woman, more like someone who lives in a rent-controlled apartment and teaches art at the New College. [rochberg]
5122. spunky Belgium. [eli]
5121. The pearl hidden in the oyster of wookie porn. [rochberg]
5120. Art, Music, Krispy Kremes. [eli]
5119. Europe's kinky over-the-knee boot. [bhudson]
5118. Unusually mouth-foamy. [sprite]
5117. Moisening his eyeballs [psu]
5116. Outdoor use of upholstered furniture [rochberg]
5115. Chick flicks for fabulous women [clamen]
5114. A Yiddish folksong sung in Japanese [sprite]
5113. John "habeas-schmabeas" Ashcroft [clamen]
5112. The days when computers were blonde and cute [sprite]
5111. A bizarre, self-directed video collection of David Lee Roth musical performances, Osama bin Laden-hunting fantasy sequences, pirates, dwarves, and martial arts [jeffrey]
5110. Aerosol bacon. [bhudson]
5109. knickknacks, decorative salt and pepper shakers, and obscure dishware. [karl]
5108. buried in spray-on toasted cheese. [sprite]
5107. "Ah, Java, my naughty hentai hermaphrodite." [ralph]
5106. Innovative robot hooligan research. [rochberg]
5105. Dolly-Parton-loving transgenic goats [jeffrey]
5104. the International Cabal for Fascism, Terrorism, and Fine Quality Home Goods at Reasonable Prices [roc]
5103. e-ebon-ebon-ebonettes [peterb]
5102. What would happen if we transfused the blood of a quaker into an archbishop? [pdinda]
5101. The only creature in the Forgotten Realms made entirely of phlegm [clamen]
5100. NYSE:YUM [agroce]
5099. Newspapers sell better with the headline "Three Shot Dead in Random Act of Violence" than "Two Hundred and Seventy Million Americans have Uneventful Day". [tmwong]
5098. Mononyms [rochberg]
5097. An environmentally acceptable alternative toxicant. [rochberg]
5096. someone so boring that a dying Timothy Leary desperately ordered him from the room before his head could be cryogenically preserved [agroce]
5095. One of the most cantilevered women on earth. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5094. The prince, able, but bossy and stiff, can give the impression that he sees Liechtenstein as his private property. In a sense it is: his ancestors bought it 300 years ago. [tmwong]
5093. duck-coitus [rochberg]
5092. Milking sacred cows dry [clamen]
5091. the full extent of DNC involvement in the call-girl ring. [rochberg]
5090. UNIX is a trademark of AT&T. [tmwong]
5089. his first time venturing out since Palestinian security officials said six days ago he had been placed under house arrest. [eli]
5088. A man-high Tesla coil. Or maybe a salad? [rochberg]
5087. A potentially painful excursion into the unabashedly narcissistic day-to-day ramblings of a severely A.D.D. ubergeek, baker, & fledgling world traveller. [clamen]
5086. the hated Jacobin perfidy known as the metric system. [agroce]
5085. The survivable envelope of the ACES II ejection system. [rochberg]
5084. zen, in the art of toast [psu]
5083. A good Eva to my Juan Peron. [rochberg]
5082. Anne Frank meets the Daleks [rochberg]
5081. Kicking your serif ass. [rochberg]
5080. The Brackelsberg syllabic typewriter of 1897, another hallucinogenic creation from the golden age of writing machine design. [eli]
5079. the strong, the powerful, humanity's cream of the crop (professional wrestlers) [agroce]
5078. schlepping the blender [acm]
5077. Mexican-wrestling style torture. [peterb]
5076. A pan-American variety band from Venezuela with a surprising and rather un-Venezuelan fondness for reggae. [clamen]
5075. That old-time PG-rated fun [clamen]
5074. a replica of Frodo's sword, paperknife-size, which glows blue in the presence of bills. [eli]
5073. a tail wagging paddling partner [clamen]
5072. The Harry and Whitey Dual Bubble Head Collectible [clamen]
5071. the outsized fighting legs that earned them a favorable comparison to Schwarzenegger in a scientific journal. [eli]
5070. the rare and significant RASFW Award with tentacle clusters [sprite]
5069. The Filk Riots of '09 [jch]
5068. Gang-diddle queen and sometime-rassler Jasmin St. Claire [jeffrey]
5067. All my toolbars and palettes snapped together into one big fat window that eclipses the Sun and the Pleiades as well. [rochberg]
5066. a diet of bacon and Metamucil [agroce]
5065. Queer, Catholic, conservative and not Andrew Sullivan [clamen]
5064. a strange, overpowering blast of highly explosive \
5063. A never-ending horde of morbidly obese, scantily-clad, cosplaying men. [rochberg]
5062. dynamite, a time bomb, the giant spring of doom, and the always deadly... bucket of water. [sprite]
5061. bathe you in juices [acm]
5060. The steroid bowl in the dugout. [rochberg]
5059. a crazymaking world where you trust corporate executives to be honest, dead baseball stars to be properly buried or airline pilots to be sober at your own peril. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5058. The comedy Shakespeare would have written if he weren't so good a writer. [clamen]
5057. 886 felony counts of violating a state statute against sexual exploitation of children. [eli]
5056. A regional touring company of "Men in Black: The Musical" [clamen]
5055. You put all the 400 countries in the world into a blender machine (called Internet) and churn, blend and mince them with blades rotating at high speeds, then out comes the tasty "Nectar Juice" called Linux which will be poured into glasses and served to all 6 billion persons!! [jch]
5054. The best darned bowling camp anywhere [clamen]
5053. Those happy and carefree days when all the world had to worry about was war, famine, pestilence, and death. [ralph]
5052. The Opposite Sex: The one which lies perpendicular to all known continua of gender. Its members' sexualities have Kinsey numbers like 3+2i. The things which they do with the toilet seat are soul-annihilating. [ralph]
5051. Hefty Bags full of beef stew. [rochberg]
5050. Spurting arterial blood. [rochberg]
5049. our super duper project "uucp over ethernet" [rochberg]
5048. A religion based on the deep, spiritual significance of "kill -9" [tomault]
5047. Bigby's crushing tactical nuke [rochberg]
5046. Those of us who are not hit men or homicide cops [rochberg]
5045. The Mole People that torment us are technically neither moles nor people. [magus]
5044. An ordinary Ebola enthusiast who hit it big. [rochberg]
5043. The bizarre parallel universe where S-Club matters. [rochberg]
5042. a false and nervous squid [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
5041. some combinations of ridiculous and even hilarious options and modes. [rochberg]
5040. a kind of intramural editing contest, but without the fun [clamen]
5039. Aliens who want corn and harvest it in a highly interesting manner [roc]
5038. A lust to regulate. [rochberg]
5037. stacked elf. [jch]
5036. Towards a Third Gender: The Cinema of Don Knotts [rochberg]
5035. Soylent clear. [rochberg]
5034. if only because as I bent over laughing my mouth might have accidentally gotten caught on his dick. [acm]
5033. Brain Fag, Deafness, Dropsy, Female Troubles, Hardening of the Arteries, Obesity and Stiff Neck [agroce]
5032. The Year of Free Beef. [ralph]
5031. "Ping-pong, banana" is a disturbingly familiar refrain [jch]
5030. #define MAX_CHRISTS 5 [magus]
5029. Angry God Bowling [jeffrey]
5028. She's a modern-day Robin Hood; she steals from the Objectivists and gives to the philantropists [tomault]
5027. There are no Fridays in grad school [tomault]
5026. Zoloft Concession Stand [jch]
5025. An imitation of a bagpipe using a garbage bag and two backup groaners. [clamen]
5024. women's pole vault [acm]
5023. gay furry Space Above and Beyond meets Battlestar Galatica meets Space 1999 meets Star Wars fanfic [sprite]
5022. a "blair witch" knockoff in which 3 lost teenagers are presumed to be killed and eaten by long-lost golem men brought to life in decaying blast furnaces and steel mill ruins by 19th century satanists [roc]
5021. Domino Shmomino. [tmwong]
5020. The two primary staples of Roman life: a moped and a cellphone. [rochberg]
5019. A mild attack of Scottish indifference. [tmwong]
5018. Aleister Crowley's _Golden Dawn, the Musical_ [ralph]
5017. a female-style sense of chocolate. [karl]
5016. Powerful urge to mock [jch]
5015. A combination of DMX and Humphrey Bogart [clamen]
5014. The Kurosawa-Mifune of the Mountain Dew Generation [clamen]
5013. Ripped to the tits on absinthe [agroce]
5012. The task of purloining pottery manikins from unsuspecting suburban lawns [clamen]
5011. a watched boil never suppurates [acm]
5010. a map, a keyfob, or a monkey [sprite]
5009. the definitive piece of space RV fiction [agroce]
5008. Exurban plains [rochberg]
5007. Miniature biometric sensors for various baby parameters [scottd]
5006. The Nuclear Bomb of Political Marketing [pdinda]
5005. A coronary thrombosis on a gently toasted bun [clamen]
5004. WHOOSH is a derivative of SWOOSH(tm) of Nike. [tmwong]
5003. A performance rivaling that of Heston's in "The Ten Condiments" [rochberg]
5002. The Los Angeles underground. [rochberg]
5001. Filksinga in da hood. [tomault]
5000. death by overjoy from getting apache to stop sucking [agroce]
4999. a countably infinite number of webbed Hungarian Phrasebook sketches [agroce]
4998. the world's grimmest and most depressing Mentos ad. [agroce]
4997. A portal site for other cock-related comics? [rochberg]
4996. his segway hacked to smack him in the balls every time he tried to get onto it [acm]
4995. The highest of the Holy Days in the Presleyterian calendar [clamen]
4994. Temporal Death Squids [sprite]
4993. Acres of exposed flesh [rochberg]
4992. The supervisory list becomes the sky, PROGRAM ends. [tmwong]
4991. An ultra-independent cubist science fiction movie [clamen]
4990. The deep, sensual pleasures of HOT AURAL SAX [tomault]
4989. a cross between Gang of Four, PiL and the Great Crusades (not a band). [rochberg]
4988. Friend transforms his privates into various pieces of fried chicken. [cache]
4987. 99 and 44/100% pure mammoth [sprite]
4986. A one-foot tall cyborg maid whose sweetness is only exceeded by her cheerfulness [clamen]
4985. the british proclivity [acm]
4984. The ultimate goal of the leftist elites; the destruction of the white race (and America). [rochberg]
4983. The 'great molasses flood' only with olive oil. [rochberg]
4982. outsized Teutonic mammaries [pdinda]
4981. exactly the right location in Bill Gates' pants [agroce]
4980. The psychology of a colour, the trendiness of a face. [clamen]
4979. Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men [mwm]
4978. The discerning knife thrower [rochberg]
4977. The open-ended Richter Scale [rochberg]
4976. just a monkey in a rubber suit foisted on us by the hospital [rochberg]
4975. The Preston Struges of high school flicks [clamen]
4974. Smooth, rich wombat filling. [peterb]
4973. the festival of hedonism that is Europe's largest street carnival [clamen]
4972. interminable salad [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4971. If other grad students are doing it, it must be all right. [tmwong]
4970. Fatal horrible gateways to hell(tm). [bhudson]
4969. techno-determinists, swaggering nerd squillionaires [pdinda]
4968. time, expenses, calories, body weight and even catch of fish. [sprite]
4967. Good clean Scotchgarded fun [jch]
4966. a way to rephrase it so that even an economist can understand it [clamen]
4965. tooth-oriented things [bumba]
4964. SHEKHINA, Leonard Nimoy's photographic essay on the feminine presence of God [pdinda]
4963. He's a grad student, but not in human relations [jch]
4962. Mankind Under the Leash (1966; the magazine version was entitled "White Fang Goes Dingo," and in a later release, it was called The Puppies of Terra) [agroce]
4961. Underground headquarters of the shadowy "Doctor's Associates" [rochberg]
4960. What happens when Margaret Atwood gets angry [clamen]
4959. utility closet full of plumbers [agroce]
4958. A chiseled computer-science ass [jeffrey]
4957. A prime example of the Turkish adventure movie at its cheapest and also most exciting [clamen]
4956. porraceous, an obscure word meaning "having the clear light green color of leek leaves" [jeffrey]
4955. A post-feminist analysis of Star Trek which concludes that Captian Kirk's gender is female. [tomault]
4954. A personality vasectomy. [bhudson]
4953. Innovative ways to avoid having children kidnapped (such as contraception by their parents and not accepting teeth-rotting sweets from adults). [bumba]
4952. Spirit-crushing glimpses into the howling void. [jch]
4951. the nearest WCom/UUNet-certified tattoo parlor [agroce]
4950. A 1993 act restricting access to The Beastie Boys' Check Your Head. [rochberg]
4949. Badass like Willy Wonka. [cache]
4948. coleoptrian menagerie of blood, cereal, and psychopharmacology. [ralph]
4947. fish-beaming/cow-zotting [jch]
4946. Mobstor vs. Mecha-Treasury-Department [rochberg]
4945. Copious anal probing [bumba]
4944. Basic Research In Understanding Physiological Effects And Human Vulnerabilities Resulting From Exposure To External, Non-Lethal Stimuli [pdinda]
4943. Integrated Artificial Muscle, High-Lift Bio-Hydrodynamic and Neuro-Control for Biorobotic Autonomous Undersea Vehicles [pdinda]
4942. solipsist newfie [agroce]
4941. Stagehands, brace for riot! [jch]
4940. From: William Gibson / To: David G.Hartwell / RE: dgh,Bigger breasts without surgery in 30 days [agroce]
4939. Ladies, Fish and Gentlemen [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4938. Fun With Gourds! [dkindred]
4937. "Your Love Flows Uphill: An Enema Journey To Child Wellness." [jeffrey]
4936. gold-tipped commemorative replacement implant electrodes? [bhudson]
4935. Conductive socks [rochberg]
4934. not only a sexy SIGGRAPH bachelor, but also a dangerous, dangerous man [agroce]
4933. The outrageous assumption that etiquette condones human sacrifice. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4932. The blood that I haven't already given over to my thesis committee. [rochberg]
4931. The dance of a man being compressed into a 3cm x 3cm x 3cm cube. [cache]
4930. terrorists, the book of Job, and plenty of sex [sprite]
4929. with the Everglades in your underwear [sprite]
4928. A conspiracy theory that some critics maintain gives conspiracy theory a bad name. [rochberg]
4927. A man who pronounces it "por-SHAY" [tomault]
4926. extra asstime points for armbreaking [agroce]
4925. the cross between a 19th century book character and a wild boar [agroce]
4924. Military pasties [scottd]
4923. Barbie's Malibu Evil Stronghold [sprite]
4922. His appearances as a narrator and host in pornographic films and his upcoming guest appearance on an NBC Muppets Christmas special. [jeffrey]
4921. Japan's only female certified koi valuer [jeffrey]
4920. Thin-film transistor love. [jch]
4919. The beautiful Hu Li Jung, a genital thieving fox spirit [jeffrey]
4918. The adventures of talking Christian vegetables [clamen]
4917. a plucky young woman with troubling powers from below the Mason-Dixon line [sprite]
4916. The real stuff for the hard bastards. [tmwong]
4915. The neglected stepchild of American diplomacy [rochberg]
4914. honourable mention in third place for AOL Anywhere, which does indeed seem to us a possible definition of hell [agroce]
4913. A steaming bowl of post-it notes. [bhudson]
4912. A bottomless supply of cars, trucks, bikes and buses while the bad guys miraculously multiply like loaves and fishes. [tmwong]
4911. A Steam and Flame Factory. [tmwong]
4910. A device to get from one bang to the next. [tmwong]
4909. genuine silk dental floss [pdinda]
4908. The Unauthorized Autobiography [agroce]
4907. A "Pretty Woman" for the bondage set. [clamen]
4906. The creator and his pregnant wife [clamen]
4905. Two kilograms of tungsten balls. [rochberg]
4904. A world where the primary means of transportation is the personal zeppelin [tomault]
4903. NPO Energomash, a russian rocket engine company. [bhudson]
4902. "Slayage: The Online International Journal of Buffy Studies" [jeffrey]
4901. Have a thesis and a fetus [mwm]
4900. the smaller the kitchen the larger the chef [acm]
4899. peripatetic Canadian parents [clamen]
4898. The holy Shiite city of Najaf. [bhudson]
4897. The strength of Canadian fiction. [bhudson]
4896. Barbie's Dream Gunship [clamen]
4895. A patient amateur with access to cannonballs [sprite]
4894. a part-time clown and full-time loser. [bhudson]
4893. The premier solvent selection website [rochberg]
4892. calm demeanour masking unsociable lust [fpereira]
4891. The Anti-Authoritarian Babysitters Club [clamen]
4890. absolutely the only conservative website where you get serious math [agroce]
4889. an evil Buick that's connected to another dimension [clamen]
4888. surly Saddamite Spawn [pdinda]
4887. library/IDE/UI/window manager/rotary juicer [sprite]
4886. An alternate reality where the Beatles did "Arnold Lane" and Pink Floyd did "Penny Lane" [agroce]
4885. my tongue's new tongue [kw]
4884. gamely piercing a single taste bud [kw]
4883. A poetic tradition that includes Walt Whitman, William Carlos Williams, Allen Ginsberg and a Turnpike rest stop named for Joyce Kilmer. [clamen]
4882. not very q like [acm]
4881. beaver pelts for all! [agroce]
4880. Scary Passover fun (but not for Pharoah) [agroce]
4879. A blend of rambling biography and encouraging success story that takes you right into the nitty-gritty of Carnie Wilson's life and the mysteries of gastric bypass surgery. [jeffrey]
4878. a perfect alignment of all the planets in Bizarro-world--or, as we like to call it, New Jersey [agroce]
4877. kinky enough to make a klingon blush [karl]
4876. squirrels: nature's little speed bumps. [karl]
4875. The far hellish reaches of "oooogle" [clamen]
4874. A CGI all-asparagus choir singing the praises of God's mercy [clamen]
4873. copyright protection for lingerie [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4872. The first in a long line of distinguished CBC puppets [clamen]
4871. Iqaluit's own self-appointed super hero [clamen]
4870. his plan to adapt Finnegans Wake into a Star Trek movie [agroce]
4869. market-friendly rhetoric and sharp suits. [clamen]
4868. A steel cathedral that would seat one million people in New York City [pdinda]
4867. a dark, scary closet filled with shame and back issues of Policy Review [agroce]
4866. the prevaricated life [acm]
4865. A pressing public need for the poetry of J. Random Deadfellowe [scottd]
4864. A psychotic, profanity-spewing Alan Hale Jr. [jeffrey]
4863. The lambada calculus [peterb]
4862. doing calculus and taking breaks to play Para Para. [eli]
4861. all 12-facets of the insane HFS filesystem [psu]
4860. Back when prostitution was legal and a young man ought to be initiated [tomault]
4859. telescopes affixed to rifles [eli]
4858. polygamous polygons [tomault]
4857. anywhere, anytime, so long as it is on the High Seas and I have a daiquiri in my hand [agroce]
4856. 3 Cruel and shallow money trench [jch]
4855. Baby. [eli]
4854. oddly shaped, featherless birds of destruction [pdinda]
4853. The mountain-bike division of Hell's Angels [tomault]
4852. deadly shopping blast. [eli]
4851. SpongeBob Newheart [tomault]
4850. The quotidian heroism built into human beings that enables us to bear those troubles that flesh is heir to. [bhudson]
4849. Interactive Hairstyle modeling using a sketching interface [pdinda]
4848. duct tape occlusion therapy [eli]
4847. The cosmetic impracticality of using duct tape on the face. [scottd]
4846. is charming game where adorable babies travel around 8 beautiful cities competing with balls against variety enemies. [eli]
4845. A month of weightlessness, 30 seconds at a time. [rochberg]
4844. Hall Monitor of the Damned [clamen]
4843. The bond between a man and his subservient quadriped [clamen]
4842. Cicero and his three mystery-solving cats [tomault]
4841. the horror that is Jell-O [sprite]
4840. a whiny, needy, unemployed, couch-surfing tax accountant that eats all your ice cream and just won't go away. [eli]
4839. The world's first subliminal melodrama [clamen]
4838. a demicanadian voodoo princess [sprite]
4837. a vibrato you could throw a cat through [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4836. Bog-ramping [peterb]
4835. stripped-down mini-brains, if you will. [eli]
4834. a chicken sausage smackdown [agroce]
4833. The tyranny of pipetting [fpereira]
4832. an alien with a taste for Finnish architecture [agroce]
4831. truth or aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhggggggggghhhhhh [psu]
4830. one of the many royal sexiness experts [pdinda]
4829. The Manayunk of South Jersey [clamen]
4828. All the charm of a small Prague [clamen]
4827. The Aludium Q-36 Pumpkin Modulator [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4826. A seething mass of terrapin terror [tomault]
4825. A "wannafilk" letter [tomault]
4824. The Notional Fence company [tomault]
4823. Disturbing little white shorts. [jch]
4822. The script kiddie reality show "PH33R ph4x0r" [tomault]
4821. Washington, whose motto is -- get ready to be inspired -- ``By and by.'' [agroce]
4820. Everything from proposals of marriage to people who think you're Satan's executive secretary [karl]
4819. A ray of bitter sunshine [tomault]
4818. and (2) five years of experience, two of which involve autonomous underwater vehicles. [eli]
4817. Topologically analagous to baby Jesus crying [jeffrey]
4816. The man who puts the "anal" in "analogous" [tomault]
4815. The George Lazenby of Bond authors. [tmwong]
4814. Big men with the middle name "the". [ralph]
4813. Mulder/Skinner bubble-bath sex [agroce]
4812. jack-ass meets smart-ass in a two-fisted battle for anal supremacy [acm]
4811. Limited to only empirically verified physics [rochberg]
4810. the y's and the z's on this annozing Swiss kezboard. [eli]
4809. http://www.annachambers.com/putter.jpg [acm]
4808. The North American Gourd-Dwelling Scorpion [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4807. Uberstickenstuffengluen Ersatzenductishtappen [pdinda]
4806. a rehearsal for consumership without a rationale [pdinda]
4805. Children under 15 (or people who behave like they were) must be accompanied by an adult. [tmwong]
4804. Which is you? [tmwong]
4803. the Ozzy Osbourne of modern French letters [pdinda]
4802. his thesis "The Migration Habits of the Common Woodsman's Cradle". [sprite]
4801. vowelly centers and consonantal crusts [eli]
4800. stabilizing the peanut butter [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4799. apparently hot jiggling action [psu]
4798. one of the few reasons we shouldn't feed Ted Turner to feral cats face first [agroce]
4797. bobbing for dildos. [eli]
4796. a furry with a syringe on top [karl]
4795. The 1970s Soviet cult blockbuster movie "The Scorching Sun of the Desert." [rochberg]
4794. lesbian libertarian space mercenary vampires in Camelot [sprite]
4793. The Limited Edition 007 Colour Collection, by Revlon [clamen]
4792. The Wookie "Life Day" holiday. [rochberg]
4791. What you would get from a wretched hive, after you strain off the villainy. [rochberg]
4790. Overall mortality experience [rochberg]
4789. Zero survivability situation [jch]
4788. Gonad-friendly [jch]
4787. Lord British the Lightbulb [agroce]
4786. Las Vegas's first New Jersey-themed resort [clamen]
4785. A story that has gotten children to read, and middle-aged women to get themselves tattooed. [clamen]
4784. A sadomasochistic-slacker-skateboarder version of "The Monkees." [rochberg]
4783. Either a queue or a coin. [rochberg]
4782. A professional opera singer with a PhD in astrophysics. [rochberg]
4781. smile, nod, and recalculate your Erdös number. [eli]
4780. An ambitious hodgepodge of PURPLE RAIN, COOL AS ICE, SLAM, and BREAKIN' 2: ELECTRIC BUGALOO. [clamen]
4779. The 54-year-old actor responsible for more than 500 on-screen deaths [clamen]
4778. David Hartwell singing "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock" to "Teen Angel". [eli]
4777. Free shoes made by the pope's cobbler [clamen]
4776. a kind of serviceable noodle [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4775. low-intensity rap. [eli]
4774. The rap megastar "M&M" [tomault]
4773. the people's democratic dictatorship [pdinda]
4772. the metabolism of a gerbil on crack [karl]
4771. The devastating power of a runaway sewage truck [clamen]
4770. The Tom Waits of Romania [clamen]
4769. Dennis Ritchie's Def Programming Jam [rochberg]
4768. One ton of diapers per hour [rochberg]
4767. (Band forms ass) [acm]
4766. The world capital of adventure sports research. [rochberg]
4765. Canada, and no I don't live in an igloo and own a polar bear. [sprite]
4764. unwarranted chumminess with the internals of curses [sprite]
4763. So offensive, we had to host it in Kazhakstan! [jch]
4762. An obese customer who complained his seat wore out prematurely. [tmwong]
4761. KABBALAH; Saddam Hussein; Teletubbies [agroce]
4760. Donna the Vampire Slayer 3: The Agricultural Secretary's Revenge. [eli]
4759. masked vigilante ramp-constructors [bumba]
4758. Iraqi Gun Lobbyists Demand Eternal Copyright for Ayn Rand [agroce]
4757. Celebrity mathematician [sprite]
4756. lawyers hired by comedian Rosie O'Donnell. [eli]
4755. one prodigious heap of Americana [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4754. an Arisian sock-puppet [sprite]
4753. An expensive luminous clam. [jeffrey]
4752. "Nice optimization, toots" [agroce]
4751. a dictatorship of extremely clever cheese-makers [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4750. Green Eggs and Hamsters [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4749. the broccoli of authenticity [pdinda]
4748. mercury, fermaldahyde (sp?), monkey puss, aspestos [sprite]
4747. well-haberdashered libertarian Ayn Rand [clamen]
4746. The "kill the annoying kid so he'll shut up" strategy [psu]
4745. Take with you the wizard, the warrior, the cleric, and the Jew. [magus]
4744. The world's best Rock, Paper, Scissors player [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4743. Carmen Possum [sprite]
4742. A stunning combination of cowardice, failed opportunism and pandering. [tmwong]
4741. A magical mystery tour of some finite transition sequences. [bhudson]
4740. The miraculous soldering iron of JUSTICE. [rochberg]
4739. a late-night "health and welfare" inspection. [eli]
4738. medical science's and nature's SEXUAL secret weapon of pleasure [fpereira]
4737. The onslaught of a ranting peterb [tomault]
4736. The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature [agroce]
4735. Toughest anthropomorphic spokesanimal in Olympic history. [agroce]
4734. seeking out strange doctors and asking to intubate their patients [sprite]
4733. The banana-peel clause. [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4732. the Whittaker Chambers and Ralph De Toledano anti-Communist alarm clock based on the old Batman and Robin clock [agroce]
4731. small finite-state lies [sprite]
4730. the device, originally developed for sheep. [eli]
4729. One bottle of exposure therapy. [rochberg]
4728. ball-gag microphone [eli]
4727. "No Ifs, Ands, or Butter" [agroce]
4726. little or no joy [agroce]
4725. The greatest S/M ballet movie ever [clamen]
4724. An unidentified businessman who died in March after decades of four-pack-a-day smoking and two-bottle-a-day whisky-drinking. [bhudson]
4723. Jersey's oddly-shaped jewel of simply perfect Japanese cuisine. [clamen]
4722. My +5 Funny hat. [rochberg]
4721. the South American Meat-Packing Literarchy [agroce]
4720. "George Bush and Corporate America at the Earth Summit" or other S&M style games [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4719. A 72 year-old man who lost his job prematurely at age 50 and took up drinking and smoking. [tmwong]
4718. courtly perfumed male/male action. [eli]
4717. big greasy blobs of homogenized discarded animal parts stuck between stale doughy hemispheres [clamen]
4716. Extreme Mobile DVD Burning [clamen]
4715. A giant-space-hamster powered pimp [scottd]
4714. circular saw cosy [pdinda]
4713. All of our talking animal work. [rochberg]
4712. Kitty Underground Version Abattoir [sprite]
4711. The meta-Elvis [jeffrey]
4710. Bring Your Dead Wife To Work Day [clamen]
4709. His suggestion, in the case of flatulence in the wild, to avoid trying to ignite intestinal gas. [tmwong]
4708. Deep fried dill. [bumba]
4707. Family members and other loved ones. [rochberg]
4706. Deep Gaussian Bliss [pdinda]
4705. This stupid F-shirt. [rochberg]
4704. an unclothed male figure, probably symbolical, unquestionably winged, and carrying in one hand a model railway [agroce]
4703. a bundle of malice, in the Sidney Blumenthal/Lewis Lapham mold [agroce]
4702. leaf crafts. [eli]
4701. a beautiful, pink, lace-encased object floating over the first three rows of the audience [mwm]
4700. A Royal Commission you can bring home to Mother [clamen]
4699. Virus-Hit Disney Ship [eli]
4698. Uncontrollable grinning [jch]
4697. Bathroom Tennis [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4696. My new zen head garden. [rochberg]
4695. A country frozen by decor fear [clamen]
4694. DDR freestyle, video game a capella, yodeling, sword fighting, talented robots [sprite]
4693. A big epistemological hullabaloo. [rochberg]
4692. The quality of having to do with a mafia assasination. [rochberg]
4691. some of the most anally-retentive archaeologists it has ever been my privilege to see in action on the Discovery Channel [sprite]
4690. Your future masters [rochberg]
4689. a pretzel shaped aerobic aquarium [psu]
4688. potential enslavement by a vicious rabbit dictatorship [sprite]
4687. Rudolph's Lord of the Rings Christmas [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4686. a spell by which an evil sorceror could conjur up the Twelfth SS Panzer division. [sprite]
4685. the famous self-breading octopus [sprite]
4684. german ice weasles [sprite]
4683. The world's most evil marching band [clamen]
4682. Mean muthafsckas [rochberg]
4681. the awful image of John Normal writing sex scenes about ducks [agroce]
4680. Thinking of Gollum with a sweet wistfulness [clamen]
4679. A real life-affirming bastard of a cookie [jch]
4678. vocoders in country music. [eli]
4677. Bills to bar the interstate sale of lions, tigers and bears. [eli]
4676. A Monty Python-esque trek to the local beer store [clamen]
4675. A pie-throwing Armageddon that all other pie-throwings must be judged by. [rochberg]
4674. The realm most favored by Demicanadian Bastard Lunatics [clamen]
4673. St. Pauli's Exclusion Principle Girl [eli]
4672. the amateur detective, the pro detective, two guys, and a cat [sprite]
4671. The culmination of modern civilization, the heated toilet seat cover. [cache]
4670. The Senior Romulan Ambassador from Ohio [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4669. strictly a platonic hard-on [agroce]
4668. Wheel bearing grease, shortening and room-temperature meat fats. [rochberg]
4667. The wet end of your gator. [rochberg]
4666. a conversation between a sentient Ford Motor Company, the New Zealand government, Eric Raymond, and a talking walrus [agroce]
4665. Firewire electroshock device [peterb]
4664. A male lesbian [psu]
4663. Capable of vaporizing the Earth into... vapor. [honus]
4662. Bloodsicles. [rochberg]
4661. Woolloomooloo: In some sense the Australian version of Mississippi. [rochberg]
4660. A kind of Merchant-Ivory porn movie. [psu]
4659. one of those exciting new authors who set their works in the shared-world setting called "Modern Scotland". [sprite]
4658. Juffo-wup [peterb]
4657. Radioactive yogurt [psu]
4656. guns, diamonds, and illegal ferrets [clamen]
4655. Wide Mouth Mason, chomping down on crêpes [clamen]
4654. A vast chicken-wing conspiracy [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4653. And it wasn't my salsa either. [kosak]
4652. intransitive coolness [agroce]
4651. due to an unfortunate incident involving Geoffrey of Monmouth [agroce]
4650. A full-harmonic spectrum of bioavailable photons [rochberg]
4649. Hot-water spritzing [clamen]
4648. the annual 1.1 billion board feet of timber promised by Clinton. [eli]
4647. Laser-guided kickstand technology [cache]
4646. The Kurt Cobain of denotational and intensional semantics. [cache]
4645. Non-consensual brussels sprouts experiences [bumba]
4644. A horror tale of supernatural suburban terror in which a couple is stalked by a mail-order catalog with evil powers! [eli]
4643. Jeremy, the chimney-sweeping log [clamen]
4642. the brighter side of Go-Bots lore [agroce]
4641. Nad-scorching laptops [rochberg]
4640. A slight apocalypse [clamen]
4639. Obscure muscular acrobatics involving your sphincter [jeffrey]
4638. Goebbels with tits. [psu]
4637. A cyberutopia of robot butlers serving virtual mai tais [clamen]
4636. smarty-pants pop autodidacts [clamen]
4635. SPCDH: The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Dead Horses [agroce]
4634. The official spokesdog of Wisconsin [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4633. Cute Rohan Refugee Children [agroce]
4632. content to remain his power mower [sprite]
4631. Circular Sock Machine Society of America [eli]
4630. L0JB4N [rochberg]
4629. special dispensation on grounds of all-around hunkiness [karl]
4628. Yacc Luthor [rochberg]
4627. Gödel, Escher, Breakfast Cereal [tomault]
4626. Grupo Bimbo, Mexico's largest food company. [bhudson]
4625. a blur of MySQL error messages and meat. [eli]
4624. The unhygienic libertarian types who came were known as "droolers". [tmwong]
4623. _This Is How I Speak_, a memoir of her first year in the Master of Fine Arts program at the University of Washington. [eli]
4622. Surfing Santas, go-go girls and an appearance by Bing Crosby from beyond the grave [clamen]
4621. Characters come and go, introduced for reasons that you think will be explained later but never quite are, forlorn Chekhovian guns aching to be fired. [magus]
4620. the "the more debilitated it looks, the taster the persimmon is" rule. [eli]
4619. not tendons and bones but homogenous nun-material. [eli]
4618. And J-Lo taking off her dress [mwm]
4617. a detachable magnetic stomach [tfm@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4616. Snow Sprite & the Zephyr Dwarves [tomault]
4615. Saudi Doody [scottd]
4614. The survival of man quack man [tomault]
4613. Distributed Emacs Lisp (for Erlang). [eli]
4612. Quantum Sheep [tomault]
4611. the great continental California divide between white people who suck it and white people who suck it harder. [eli]
4610. the first people to cross the Antarctic on sledges pulled by large kites. [eli]
4609. The "Reduced Ayn Rand" Theater Company [tomault]
4608. green in size [sprite]
4607. Infectoid [sprite]
4606. pest control, followed by sprinkler repair, wiretapping, snake importing and begging at intersections. [agroce]
4605. A sidewalk filled with desolate hipsters [rochberg]
4604. Hitler's gay clone [tomault]
4603. A more excellence-driven company. [rochberg]
4602. College cafeteria POS solution [psu]
4601. visions of incontinent camels [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4600. Sort of a tribute thing to Hellen Keller. [rochberg]
4599. the illegal love child of r2d2 and a manual lawn mower [psu]
4598. A graduate seminar in philosophy conducted by a slightly mad professor, and then edited down into an extralong episode of MTV's "Real World." [clamen]
4597. Scenes of sex, violence, drug use, evolutionary biology, flower abduction, journalistic indiscretion and many other things likely to trouble the sleep of neurotic, oversensitive viewers. [clamen]
4596. the 10-kilometre-wide asteroid that struck earth killing the dinosaurs some 23 million years ago. [bhudson]
4595. _Dude, Where's My Car_ translated to Hindi. [mahim]
4594. Fat-Free Cooking Adventures with History's Greatest Submarine Captains [agroce]
4593. atomic leafblowers [sprite]
4592. A snowboarder looking for a place to party [clamen]
4591. a bat phone saying 'Illegal dancing on 24th Street!' [agroce]
4590. the ol' lesbo communist try [agroce]
4589. Medieval Kenevil [tomault]
4588. mpingo gas [rochberg]
4587. a Taepodong 2 missile that, in three stages, could reach New York (although it might be so inaccurate that it would miss and wipe out Newark) [bhudson]
4586. the virulent toxin that has been linked to al-Qaida terrorists and Iraq. [eli]
4585. Hard-to-find Sauron action figures. [rochberg]
4584. You may ask to remove your body piercing in private as an alternative to the pat-down search. [honus]
4583. oranges in tube socks [sprite]
4582. the Canadian city of Ontario [sprite]
4581. a BIZARRE ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE THE CAPITALIZE EVERYTHING BUT THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE OR A PROPER NOUN. [tomault]
4580. Liphugger jeans [tomault]
4579. Babelicious Actresses (WAS Hairy Numenoreans) [agroce]
4578. Running for the presidency is a ghastly job at the best of times (unless you happen to fancy spending two years sleeping in identikit hotels, eating high-cholesterol food and chatting up obese bores, whilst the press waits to trip you up the moment you say something truthful). [tmwong]
4577. a sausage-and-mash feast so oversubscribed that it was split across three separate pubs. [eli]
4576. The last place in America where a man can feel underdressed coming to work in a brown suit. [clamen]
4575. cool, anchovy-rich periods. [eli]
4574. Ill-conceived school bans on cheesy Confederate T-shirts [clamen]
4573. A trail of death and dismemberment [clamen]
4572. harassing a wild burro on federal lands. [eli]
4571. Proof that any American would sell out their spouse for a washer-dryer or a lawnmower you can ride on [clamen]
4570. giggle.com: the search engine for preteen girls [tomault]
4569. two flamingos, each attempting to filter the nutriment out of the other with great slurps of their muscular tongues. [eli]
4568. the joy that is ground-up bird organs [bumba]
4567. The Vowel Vixen and the Reality-Show Runner-up [clamen]
4566. The next-generation technology that allows researchers to divine U.S. strategy from a close analysis of the fonts on Andrew Sullivan's Web site [clamen]
4565. A cruel vocabulary-based joke [rochberg]
4564. a pair of cami-knickers for a canary [agroce]
4563. My robotic houseboy. [rochberg]
4562. pleasantly aromatic whale guts [bumba]
4561. Cannot be blocked by Pharisees or Sadducees. [agroce]
4560. The humor is staler than last week's croissant. [tmwong]
4559. Decoding the language of lurrrrve [jch]
4558. methods for determining right/left nostril dominance. [eli]
4557. Any part of your body you can reach with both hands [rochberg]
4556. The world's only interior-design/relationship reality series [clamen]
4555. an email notifier that shoots Nerf disks at you when new email arrives? [eli]
4554. Most of the penises seen in the movie are obviously circumcised. [tmwong]
4553. Painfully annoying stage business involving bad dancing and torture. [tmwong]
4552. so flamboyantly baroque that frankly we can't even comprehend where to begin [agroce]
4551. the little German engineer "Ve hav just saved your sorry ass again, ja?" blinkenlight [agroce]
4550. A sad day for cricket and a victory for tyranny [clamen]
4549. Who the fuck are these people? They are like the Albert Einstein of DMV regulations [agroce]
4548. A combination flare gun and drink mixer that will solve almost any trouble anyone is likely to encounter. [rochberg]
4547. Oxyacetylene stain remover [rochberg]
4546. A tall demon with a killer mullet [clamen]
4545. drugs, women, and miniature planets. [eli]
4544. Press releases and statements that make it absolutely clear to local citizens, potential tourists and the world at large that Malawi does not have a vampire problem [jeffrey]
4543. The Church of Skeptical Mysticism and Compassionate Nihilism [clamen]
4542. A place where men of like mind can gather in dusty, dimly lit aisles and fondle power tools [tmwong]
4541. puella pulchrissima, sensuosa californicante, fellatrix superiore [agroce]
4540. A rare mutant of the wild banana [rochberg]
4539. Immoral teenage automobile sex that results in paternalistic banning of condom dispensers. [rochberg]
4538. fascist pigs with read-only minds. [bhudson]
4537. all the squishy realism without the pesky life-like testicles. [eli]
4536. "Les Mauvais Toots Des Chameaux" (1964). [jeffrey]
4535. Its shock wave alone might kill people on the ground. [tmwong]
4534. a dangerous staging area for some of the most potent and dangerous marijuana. [eli]
4533. An intoxicating mixture of architectural theory, Celtic mythology, and the history of Freemasonry [clamen]
4532. The Tungsten itself is the dog's bollocks though. [honus]
4531. The Mystical Man-Moth [jeffrey]
4530. The second richest man in Connecticut [clamen]
4529. Porn, spam and whining [tomault]
4528. A horrendous mood in which I was convinced that 1992 was the year where I'd been sort of the person I wanted to be for about six weeks and then started making terrible decisions that had led me into a life cul-de-sac. [rochberg]
4527. Isildur's heir, not a fucking lemming. [agroce]
4526. A fate worse than sanity. [jslttery]
4525. The nation where the toothbrush is King [clamen]
4524. The zephyr soap-opera: "Days of our Sheepfuckers" [tomault]
4523. Comprehensive clown insurance offered through the World Clown Association [magus]
4522. God's own Rodeo Clown [agroce]
4521. A connoisseur of fine muppet-skin. [agroce]
4520. A needle in a haystack the size of India [clamen]
4519. Classic Posse Thong [agroce]
4518. a family drama about a sensitive and committed hot babe [psu]
4517. Death binge. [tmwong]
4516. easily available tissues such as hamster ovary cells. [eli]
4515. Miss Rigid Tool 2003 [jeffrey]
4514. Nor can it mumble mumble the GMP. [tmwong]
4513. Demon-goats of Zephyr Ruël. [bumba]
4512. Piss Shit Fuck (surprisingly articulate North Carolina Punk). [eli]
4511. weasel test [agroce]
4510. A possible bioterror attack [rochberg]
4509. as close to wearing Modern Lovers albums as you'll get. [rochberg]
4508. some sort of super marxopolitian leninist [agroce]
4507. co-anti-harassment coordinator [clamen]
4506. The hand-to-hand-combat skills of alfalfa. [clamen]
4505. The unenviable position of being able to displease many of the people much of the time. [rochberg]
4504. The voice of the ever-versatile, ever-unembarrassable Mr. Walken. [tmwong]
4503. My first wannakill [rochberg]
4502. A nascent teledildonics industry doomed to a hellish lock-in of incompatible proprietary standards. [rochberg]
4501. Book Named "John Cleland's Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure" v. Attorney General of Mass. [tmwong]
4500. A fully-compliant implementation of G.958 Fuckage-over-SONET [rochberg]
4499. Virtual samurai baby. [rochberg]
4498. A Brief History of the Shaven Wookie [agroce]
4497. mainly Bill Buckley lounging in a chair saying "lacunae". [eli]
4496. Fed beer and massaged regularly. [tmwong]
4495. 100 exact duplicates of the planet (except for the people), evenly spaced around its orbit. [rochberg]
4494. OPERATION INFINITE JEST [bhudson]
4493. A momentary mind-wrenching whhuuuhhhh brought on by Moore's Law realization. [scottd]
4492. Put to shame by a volleyball with a smiley-face painted on it. [tmwong]
4491. The Axis of Weasel [jeffrey]
4490. Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys. [tmwong]
4489. the Congressional Medal of Trolley Piloting [agroce]
4488. sweating in capable species. [eli]
4487. ERROR: (0x2397) The hummingbird sips but the flower is not harmed. [magus]
4486. Rogue duck. [jch]
4485. Two ax heads, a string of beads and a few nails [clamen]
4484. an imposing 90-degree angle [clamen]
4483. A crazy quilt that "Wall Street Jack" built [clamen]
4482. Kafka's own text editor [pdinda]
4481. traditional home-style glatt kosher Chinese hospital food [magus]
4480. fascist puzzle solvers who live on a flatland [agroce]
4479. Heart puncture, which sacrifices the animal. [jeffrey]
4478. Canadians against Chocolatey Secrets [clamen]
4477. Potable code [tomault]
4476. The moral vision of SpongeBob SquarePants [clamen]
4475. all the aerodynamic grace of the Temple of Karnak [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4474. amiahotconornot.com [tmwong]
4473. the bright ring of fire that marked its portal, flexing and twisting like the devil's anus in spasms of immortal agony. [eli]
4472. all the aerodynamic grace of the Temple of Karnak [pdinda]
4471. national day of horniness [psu]
4470. A sports bra made from a material also used in shuttle spacesuits that helps to reduce mammary bounce; [pdinda]
4469. Spanish for "fuhgeddaboudit". [tmwong]
4468. the stomach juices of giant, killer hornets that fly 100km a day at up to 25 km/hr. [eli]
4467. Mother Theresa, with first-strike capability [clamen]
4466. Like a six barrel machine gun, shooting mints [jeffrey]
4465. minimum level of computer incompetence. [baird]
4464. Free for $1 more. [baird]
4463. The political equivalent of a "Members Only" jacket [jeffrey]
4462. the celery and fallen panties combination. [eli]
4461. weapons of mass toenail-trimming [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
4460. Balloon Animals and Self-Defense [agroce]
4459. Gay-mart [tomault]
4458. candiru, the penis eating fish [kosak]
4457. Astral Travel Agency. [baird]
4456. Interview With a Vibrator. [tmwong]
4455. Awaiting the day when the Fingers of Squeezing shall Splatter the Pus across the Mirror [jch]
4454. The slow-motion martial arts skills of star Keanu Reeves [clamen]
4453. Und after zat, ZE VURLD [jch]
4452. "Mighty Hermaphrodite" and "Midget Madness" [jeffrey]
4451. Toxic morons [jch]
4450. The Ass of Rassilon. [rochberg]
4449. local mung bean farmers. [eli]
4448. MY DINNER WITH ANDRE action figures [clamen]
4447. Majestic, self-amortizing canals [clamen]
4446. dynamic LMPs for heterogeneous CoWs [pdinda]
4445. You, you, and you, panic. The rest of you, come with me. [jch]
4444. A championship dildo ring toss player [jeffrey]
4443. The Bidet of Evil [clamen]
4442. Mac, the cancer-fighting bear [clamen]
4441. Skull hammer [rochberg]
4440. A house for a family of 48-foot tall blind giraffes. [bhudson]
4439. Psychedelic New Brunswick blues sound [clamen]
4438. a 50-character program, which in APL is enough to implode a G-class star. [agroce]
4437. A Whore of Isis on a short notice [fpereira]
4436. if God were a robot and drunk. [eli]
4435. weapons of mass reduction [bumba]
4434. Rappin' Bambi with Hip-hop Thumper [tomault]
4433. my soul as a proof irrelevance monkey. [eli]
4432. Common-law mackage [rochberg]
4431. the less exotic, but no less deadly, fried peanut butter and banana sandwich [sprite]
4430. At least those bits that find war gloom, street crime and financial meltdown too boring for words. [tmwong]
4429. Clearly pongy, very pongy. [jeffrey]
4428. That baby oil gets sticky after a while [jch]
4427. a live-cilia action that gamefish can't resist. [eli]
4426. a balls-to-the-wall convince-Sarandon-or-die situation. [eli]
4425. Sailing mad Swiss biotech businessman Ernesto Bertarelli [clamen]
4424. A doppelganger lasagne. [rochberg]
4423. Ashley MacIsaac in cargo pants [clamen]
4422. Brave little snowplow [rochberg]
4421. A babbling incoherent adoring wreck [bhudson]
4420. Their first steps on the Great Wildebeest Migration [clamen]
4419. A tolerance for, even an appreciation of, anticlimax [rochberg]
4418. primates who capitulate and who are always in search of cheese. [bhudson]
4417. War is good for business. [baird]
4416. Peace is good for business. [baird]
4415. Federation Internationale des Discharges-Aeriales [bumba]
4414. You die, she dies, everybody dies. [baird]
4413. Don't you want to give sanctions a try? [jch]
4412. the fabled Republican "sucking invisible cock" expression. [eli]
4411. one feature of expert chicken sexing that has attracted the interest of philosophers. [eli]
4410. even canaries, which you have to sex by using a crochet needle to get them open. [eli]
4409. Laser energy, possibly the coolest dangerous thing there is [agroce]
4408. Crawling through the legs of tap dancing Masonic girl scouts dressed as furry lambs [jeffrey]
4407. sleazy randomized incremental constructions. [bhudson]
4406. A special tribute to the Bee Gees you won't want to miss [clamen]
4405. NEWTON: THE DARK HERETIC. [eli]
4404. Nancy Reagan's Monkey Bread [jeffrey]
4403. A program as useless as a vegan in a slaughterhouse. [acm]
4402. The Wish to Be Drilled [fpereira]
4401. Cocoa Almond Caramel Coffee Toffee Fudge Bars With Melted Peppermint Patty & Butter Creme Icing [jeffrey]
4400. The all-white puppet universe [clamen]
4399. our Grate Artistry Cast Iron Tree Grates catalog. [eli]
4398. "Declare War on Your Liver" Happy Hour 3pm - 7pm [eli]
4397. harmful effects on the sexual development of marmosets [sprite]
4396. violin concertos and woodwind soloists - these generally do not include tramps and prostitutes [agroce]
4395. Burger-eating war monkeys. [tmwong]
4394. the UN's 10-year plan to make the planet drug-free by 2008. [eli]
4393. the Lewis Lapham Headline Robot [pdinda]
4392. jeff the god of biscuits [psu]
4391. the gospel according to st. bastard [psu]
4390. A man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel [clamen]
4389. wasabi and caper frittata [acm]
4388. The regions of genuine psychobabble [clamen]
4387. The dank underworld of alligators and prophylactics [jeffrey]
4386. A special blend of Nomex, stainless steel, cotton terry and rubber. [rochberg]
4385. Cyrano as an inner-city black rap opera [sprite]
4384. nothing but titles and equations (i.e., the perfect PL talk [agroce]
4383. Silent Scope 3: DC edition [rochberg]
4382. Self-pussification. [tmwong]
4381. one of the first xxx 101 Dalmatians artists to display his work on the web. [eli]
4380. The NIST Reference on Constants, Units, and Uncertainty. [eli]
4379. Where the gin is cold, but the piano's hot [clamen]
4378. Agonizing, Inhospitable Homecoming of Lynx. [eli]
4377. a baltic woman from a more arid region [psu]
4376. a tiny wedding ring and a detachable stomach [clamen]
4375. A T-shirt that says "Jesus is my Homeboy" [rochberg]
4374. Talking Butters as Professor Chaos plushie [clamen]
4373. a curse upon your moustache [jslttery]
4372. Danger: Human Heads On Poles [jch]
4371. Beyond dangerously cheesy [norm]
4370. Right now the mysterious future is set to 20 minutes [norm]
4369. The operation lub(K*). [bhudson]
4368. The category "Bad Ideas::Semi-functional Clones::Themable::Segfaulting" [rochberg]
4367. The full faculty and powers of an Official Bad Person [tomault]
4366. the brain spawn [psu]
4365. A gooey center of pure hatred [psu]
4364. Some sort of infernal Mr. Rogers. [rochberg]
4363. delicious muffins made with spelt flour, beets and zucchini [sprite]
4362. Il Piccolo Porno [peterb]
4361. When young Britons do read newspapers, they tend to like the ones without much news. [honus]
4360. Done on parts-of-speech grounds. [tmwong]
4359. A total fucking wussy pants easy prof. [bhudson]
4358. tasty mystery bits on a wheel rim grill [psu]
4357. delicious delicious magical sand [psu]
4356. Another short film from Tintin's early, gay soft-porn career [clamen]
4355. eight little crystal dumbbells [sprite]
4354. The wind, the rain and an epileptic kitten [fpereira]
4353. baskets in which the traditional chocolate rabbit centerpiece has been displaced by plastic military action figures. [eli]
4352. Packets of jellybeans nestled in the cellophane underbrush like anti-personnel mines. [fpereira]
4351. the Easter sniper [pdinda]
4350. a little girl squid [sprite]
4349. the pulp oligarchy embracing _Gory Story_, _Sanguinary Love_, _Popular Dissolution_ and _Spicy Mortician_ [agroce]
4348. Dueling Patrick Swayze fan clubs [clamen]
4347. Eminem of font type users. [tmwong]
4346. tweezers, nail clippers and toy transformer robots [sprite]
4345. Two packages of gourmet microwave popcorn, handpicked by unblemished Sardinian virgins flush with the bloom of full womanhood on the slopes of Mount Elba. [bumba]
4344. Iraqi haggis [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
4343. a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle [clamen]
4342. The pharmaceutical truism "From great anxieties come great profits." [jeffrey]
4341. How to go about hiring an elite team of beautiful lesbian ninja programmers. [cache]
4340. a genial ethnic sports comedy [clamen]
4339. endless supply of albino electric centipedes with improbable fangs [agroce]
4338. manic lists, pointless digressions, disputed testimony, unhelpful diagrams, gloomily ambiguous photographs, and downright silly texts [agroce]
4337. Sex toys made from DuPont Dow Kalrez brand perfluoroelastomer. [rochberg]
4336. Four weaponized clowns [jeffrey]
4335. Merit badges in "homosexuality", "lap dancing" and "unfocused rage." [jeffrey]
4334. nice of drunken stupidness [sprite]
4333. a starving grad student who gets misty-eyed at the idea of unlimited salad [agroce]
4332. hence the bone-chilling fear. [agroce]
4331. The usual run of boiler enthusiasts. [rochberg]
4330. A spirit of wanderlust, wrapped in cashmere [clamen]
4329. a particularly close ass-grabbing sort of way [agroce]
4328. L.L.Beam's Back to School Sex Catalogue [shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4327. a non-profit, defenestrative organization [agroce]
4326. a militant clique of hardline Buddhists. [roc.z]
4325. pork fat fried in animal fat. [psu]
4324. POLICE STATION STAN with CHUCK THE DUMP TRUCK [agroce]
4323. A diagnosis made by spotting dried white sugar spots on the shoes or pants of diabetic men with bad aim. [jeffrey]
4322. Lukács's description of existentialism as a `permanent carnival of fetishized inwardness' [fpereira]
4321. Gunner Plugger. [eli]
4320. A wide variety of stowed appendages. [rochberg]
4319. Factory second El Salvadoran beer [jeffrey]
4318. A concomitant supply of ethically half-baked staffers [rochberg]
4317. The world's most dangerous golf course [jeffrey]
4316. the diary of ann "frankly out of her mind" [psu]
4315. a parse error that results in kittens [agroce]
4314. A group George Bush calls "The Coalition of the Willing", and everyone else calls "England and Spain". [clamen]
4313. the official Internet patron saint of anus-bleaching [jeffrey]
4312. A porn utopia, or cornucopia, of warm fallopia [jeffrey]
4311. Inert anode roadmap [rochberg]
4310. A complete bomblet production line [rochberg]
4309. A major hooterrific battle babe [jeffrey]
4308. The last man walking the scorched, post-apocalyptic earth. [rochberg]
4307. A resolution making l33t the official language of the United Nations [tomault]
4306. a set of rules and criteria which I use when considering going to a party. [eli]
4305. stupid biological mandate [psu]
4304. The sweet kiss of my stock market lance. [bhudson]
4303. Tomato-garlic stir-free shrimp [tomault]
4302. Complete with violated orange on the back [norm]
4301. XML While You Sleep, ActiveX Controls For The Intellectually Challenged, Scare Away Your Enemies With Your Macromedia Shockwave Skills, Learn XP Administration During Happy Hour. [eli]
4300. A lonely goth girl zombie who just wants to be loved [clamen]
4299. a dress that I am pretty sure cost more than my kidneys. [eli]
4298. An action-packed supernatural samurai saga guaranteed to please [clamen]
4297. The pilot episode of "Deposed Dictator Fear Factor" [rochberg]
4296. Entity Beans. [eli]
4295. advanced meat seeking technology [shafeeq]
4294. all the bubbles of love we made [shafeeq]
4293. E-Z-EM decontamination lotion. [eli]
4292. A joyous movie about the Earth exploding [clamen]
4291. Toaster reflow oven [rochberg]
4290. A socket wench [tomault]
4289. A fine placenta sausage topping. [jeffrey]
4288. FORK FULL OF EYE II: THE SPORKENING [scottd]
4287. My advisor's book on Wittgenstein. [rochberg]
4286. The moment in which you realize you too might be a high-functioning autistic [fpereira]
4285. troff, eqn, pic, tbl, yuc, ick, or any other idiotic Unix acronym. [rochberg]
4284. Editor, Jane's Air Launched Weapons [clamen]
4283. A home network of microvaxen. [rochberg]
4282. Colonel Frooninckx (pronounced FRAW-nix). [bhudson]
4281. either the rude ancestors or the decadent aftermath of bagpipes proper [agroce]
4280. A tiny little country with only one Disneyland [clamen]
4279. Tom's MOAB of love [pdinda]
4278. An outbreak of wheals. [rochberg]
4277. The "How Would These Monsters Fuck" problem [jeffrey]
4276. The roundest, most lifelike CG ass ever created [jeffrey]
4275. A tricky dose/response curve [rochberg]
4274. one dull evening with a digital camera and a beanbag turtle [agroce]
4273. A Mask of Discontent Housewife. [rochberg]
4272. the Kuwait Bowling Federation [agroce]
4271. duck-based smileys. [eli]
4270. JEWDRIVER, an all-Jewish SKREWDRIVER covers band. [eli]
4269. The moment you realize that the thread game she plays with the cat is the same one she is playing with you. Purrrr. [fpereira]
4268. the Intoxilyzer 5000C. [eli]
4267. Never Mind the Bullocks [agroce]
4266. Your ideas do not burn. [kosak]
4265. a gallery of all the idiots who've mailed me assuming I'm a senior government official [agroce]
4264. Iraq's magical-realist Minister of Information [jeffrey]
4263. A baby-degausser. [rochberg]
4262. Mass looting as an act of public approval. [tmwong]
4261. turning an unenthusiastic game of hide-and-seek into a lively round of impregnate-the-au pair-with-alien-seedlings [jeffrey]
4260. The once-thriving coal city that is instantly recognizable to Canadians as the rundown mill setting for SLAP SHOT [clamen]
4259. cylindroconical projectile vomiting [shafeeq]
4258. a confessional Shiite but a secular democrat with a small `d' [bhudson]
4257. ACM SIGFUCK proceedings. [rochberg]
4256. "Die Hard With a Modem" [jeffrey]
4255. Philip K. Dick mindfuckery [jeffrey]
4254. insipid prattle designed to make nervous schoolgirls wear serious frowns in social-studies class [agroce]
4253. His one-man performance of Brigadoon, which was hailed by local retirees as one of the "most upsetting things, ever!" [jeffrey]
4252. Steering wheels, teddy bears, flowers, shoes, and Latin porn, all in very limited quantities [scottd]
4251. The faulty assumption that using wood chippers to kill chickens is an accepted practice. [jeffrey]
4250. a novel algorithm for approximating target images as arrays of dominoes. [eli]
4249. anarcho-syndico-cappuccino canine-canoodlers [clamen]
4248. The extragovernmental IETF enforcement arm. [rochberg]
4247. piss of the archeologists of the future [agroce]
4246. lights! baubles! random crap! [sprite]
4245. "Just 11 Dalmatians Left" [mmmm, mmff, mmffMF, n/c, incest, vore] [jeffrey]
4244. The movie that made Anthony Lane cry [clamen]
4243. A tanker truck full of fresh turkey blood [rochberg]
4242. The Worshipful Company of Pewterers [pdinda]
4241. The world's most famous yoga-practicing B-movie Cabalist [clamen]
4240. A too-French-to-be-true video of a mime in whiteface lying down on a boulevard and pretending to be dead. [jeffrey]
4239. "Body by Victrola" brand lingerie [tomault]
4238. The land of Corn-n'-Stuckeys [tomault]
4237. Space fungus growing on my CDs. SPACE FUNGUS GROWING ON MY CDS [agroce]
4236. Turkey coronavirus transmission by house fly, Musca domestica L. [eli]
4235. QUXGA-W [jeffrey]
4234. a minimum of 10 years of demonstrated experience as a thought leader in applying ethnographic research techniques to product design (especially software), and successfully innovating in new approaches to derive the benefits from a deep understanding of the user and their context throughout the product development cycle. [eli]
4233. An architectural asset or a phallic monstrosity. [tmwong]
4232. A leather satchel made from human flesh. [rochberg]
4231. Ground-penetrating gaydar [rochberg]
4230. Memories are one reason for the rebirth of drive-ins, whether they are childhood memories of watching films from the back seat in your pyjamas, or teenage ones of your first fumbling sexual encounter. [tmwong]
4229. Rick "Man On Dog" Santorum. [tmwong]
4228. Unedited section of the ass [jch]
4227. whatever the herbal equivalent of bestiality is with cilantro, chilies, and cumin [jeffrey]
4226. A monumental Once in a Lifetime musical revelation Blast from the Past internet search engine moment [clamen]
4225. A particularly gruesome, skin-removing variant of carpet burn [jeffrey]
4224. notes of gooseberry, lemon-lime and limestone touched with dried herbs, pea shoots and mown grass bursting from the glass. [eli]
4223. A post-robot-apocalyptic future with large-breasted Thai hooker-bots [tomault]
4222. The one with the Coelacanth-skin body covering. [rochberg]
4221. The Buffalo Bill Historical Center in Cody, Wyoming. [rochberg]
4220. A come-hither look that says: "I may or may not have an acute and contagious respiratory disease, but I am a fox" [jeffrey]
4219. glove juice samples from the nurses' hands. [eli]
4218. Tissue Disrupting, Grinding & Homogenizing Equipment. [rochberg]
4217. A little faster than the top running speed of a domestic pig [jeffrey]
4216. Iraqis not named Ahmed Chalabi [clamen]
4215. Artist-in-residence Buster [rochberg]
4214. reports from anonymous neighbors saying that Hawash acted more "Eastern" and grew a beard after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. [eli]
4213. the "Handmaid's Tale" set to the background music of an Applebee's in Chattanooga, Tennessee [agroce]
4212. $21.5 m Us Dollars (TWENTY ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDERD THOUSAND US DOLLARS) [bhudson.z]
4211. squidgy blood vessels [psu]
4210. one part semen to three parts standard equine semen extender. [eli]
4209. A science-fiction series nominally about Alexander The Great, as seen through a lens that allows for Pythagorean ninja-disciples and robotic demon-horses. [jeffrey]
4208. A music pirate so dedicated you'd wear an eye patch and walk around saying, "Arrrgh, matey." [tmwong]
4207. Boasting a permanent sun-tan and an eye for the girls. [tmwong]
4206. Hors D'oeuvres, Cash Bar, Light Jazz, Robots. [rochberg]
4205. Anthrax in Um-Kassar in the spring time [psu]
4204. Perfume, Drano, Prell (for mild to oily hair), and Salsa. [clamen]
4203. the kind of peaceful, intelligent animal that could grace Canadian currency [agroce]
4202. Breakfast in Bed for 2 or More [bhudson.z]
4201. The Sunday morning talking heads show: "Face The Dinda" [tomault]
4200. A thriller of minute proportions [clamen]
4199. A non-impact lymphizing exercise. [bhudson]
4198. the buggy-mobile! [psu]
4197. The Detroit of Robotics [dpelleg]
4196. Type-safe porn [tomault]
4195. The Molson Canadian Bubba, now dressed like Don Cherry [clamen]
4194. actresses, neighbors, whores, schoolgirls, lesbians, Israeli Army colonels, film extras and so on [agroce]
4193. Your anode connection. [rochberg]
4192. using local high school students as fake victims. [eli]
4191. lesbian pudding wrestling [pdinda]
4190. Failure is not an option. It is comes bundled with your Microsoft product. [honus]
4189. A show about the goings-on in an adequately-staffed emergency room. [rochberg]
4188. Gopher with pictures [rochberg]
4187. cutting-edge passive-aggressiveness that leaves those around you reeling. [bhudson.z]
4186. Blog of The Rings [tomault]
4185. The gripping saga of the SOAP documentation [clamen]
4184. the utterly autarkic onanist [pdinda]
4183. the world's largest collection of brains of deceased addicts. [eli]
4182. A drink made of wrung-out wet-naps [rochberg]
4181. Richie Rich, with the swearing and nudity thrown in [clamen]
4180. The nation's oldest bereavement resource center. [rochberg]
4179. Dukakian disaster [pdinda]
4178. Bushus Caesar [pdinda]
4177. "qirada khusran," or "defeated monkeys", which is one of the lowest insults in Arabic. [jeffrey]
4176. So busy, in fact, that I caught myself last week wiping my ass with those percolator filters you use for making coffee. [eli]
4175. The briefly infamous Lamburger [rochberg]
4174. hot asian lady paperclip. [baird]
4173. simultaneously an oppressive symbol of American hegemony and totally precious [agroce]
4172. some 59 heavily-armed police officers from the Oregon State Police, the Lane County Sheriff's Department, the Eugene Police Department, the Springfield Police Department, the Portland Police Bureau, and the Oregon National Guard. [eli]
4171. a leaden rain of hypervelocity [bhudson.z]
4170. the Journal of Poorly-Referreed Impractical Robotics [jeffrey]
4169. Quantum sin [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
4168. like a tiny porcelain Incredible Hulk only more credible [agroce]
4167. Industry-standard Schwing! toolkit. [jch]
4166. Famed ex-Trotskyist and Upper West Side polemicist, Tom DeLay (R., Tex.) [agroce]
4165. Their usual subject matter (flashy cars, loose women, the joys of marijuana). [tmwong]
4164. Sort of like "24", only whiter. [clamen]
4163. 9 volumes of dragons tugging on their braids [agroce]
4162. NASA employee and sun apologist Dr. Ronald Miller [clamen]
4161. Button-down collar points that won't flap distractingly when you aim at a charging bull elephant [clamen]
4160. students trapped inside one of the most beautiful dorms in the world [clamen]
4159. Somebody with a complex moral structure and someone who may be affable and even likable, but ultimately eats kittens [clamen]
4158. Man on, uh, chimp [jch]
4157. Rehnquist bobblehead doll [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
4156. A seductive dance explaining to the children why nailing puppies to trees causes rainbows. [scottd]
4155. Consistent BackSpace and Delete Configuration: an alternative approach [eli]
4154. Potential drivetrain abuse [rochberg]
4153. Area denial fudge [rochberg]
4152. grotesque violations of ordinary standards of personal cleanliness [jch]
4151. Additional demand for fish-bite protection [rochberg]
4150. being attacked by doomed ants [agroce]
4149. Sergeant Al, The Anti-Lies Military Bear [scottd]
4148. My latest research into massively parallel beer-to-peer networks [tomault]
4147. vaguely unbiased human butt [bumba]
4146. Stunt Lesbians [tomault]
4145. Pre-martial sex [pdinda]
4144. maundering along like Macaulay on Quaaludes [agroce]
4143. A Yak-42 flying from the Kyrgyz city of Bishkek to Zaragoza in Spain. [scottd]
4142. Microsoft and/or its suppliers [rochberg]
4141. Instant messaging, a potent combination of technology, hormones and teenage and pre-teenage defiance [clamen]
4140. appointments secretary and dirty trickster [agroce]
4139. Tom Clancy's SPLINTER CELL: PUPPY HELMET [scottd]
4138. A top-secret team devoted to stamping out new scripting languages before they propogate. [rochberg]
4137. Enhanced damages. [rochberg]
4136. A Truckstop Named Desire [tomault]
4135. Singing the local anthem "The Island" with such touching simplicity that thousands of angry striking miners wept, joined hands and sang along. [clamen]
4134. one of literature's best hauntings and a most memorable pig [agroce]
4133. randy rabbits, not the kind Beatrix Potter wrote about but the other kind, the ones that shagged all day and used carrots in completely new and novel ways. [eli]
4132. The timeless and surprisingly dangerous springtime ritual of chasing large, speeding, round cheeses down steep hills. (The winner gets to keep the cheese.) [scottd]
4131. The timeless and surprisingly dangerous springtime ritual of chasing large, speeding, round cheeses down steep hills [clamen]
4130. The Allan Rock Mountain of Cipro [clamen]
4129. Made neither in Bombay nor of sapphires. [rochberg]
4128. a fondness which, so far as I could discern, the pig did not requite [agroce]
4127. Three talented actors changing costume and character with astounding frequency [clamen]
4126. A wedgie of extraordinary magnitude [jch]
4125. Cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding [clamen]
4124. A fusion of Celtic mythology, Freemason rituals, demolition derbies staged in the lobby of the Chrysler Building, a punk-rock battle-of-the-bands in the Guggenheim, a slapstick bartender out of a Jerry Lewis movie and an alluring double-amputee who can transform into a panther at will. [clamen]
4123. Sinful, delicious porn by the bucketful! [cache]
4122. a dangerous staging area for some of the most dangerous marijuana. [eli]
4121. Figure 1: A Giant With A Sword [roc.z]
4120. last night's toenail clipping incident [shafeeq]
4119. a whooping crane sex site. [bhudson]
4118. Veterans of Foreign Procrastination [shafeeq]
4117. Sectary Exotical Tenets [fpereira]
4116. A module called .cvsignore [rochberg]
4115. The dark, desolate Kazakh steppes [fpereira]
4114. Common misspellings of Snigdha Prakash's name. [rochberg]
4113. Young talented people from Eastern Slovakia. [rochberg]
4112. The only commuter train in North America that lacks a Suspicious Guy Muttering Surly Epithets to His Invisible Friend Ronnie [clamen]
4111. Muslims with erratic schedules. [eli]
4110. crazy in such a way that underwear is implemented [pdinda]
4109. on suspicion of hanging topless [bumba]
4108. MINNI'S SHAMU SHAMU [agroce]
4107. The latest results from stereotype theory. [rochberg]
4106. indecomposable brazilian class %RANDOM_WORD doughnut [norm]
4105. Claymation porn [tomault]
4104. the ambient probability of being gay [bumba]
4103. incommensurable approaches to tomatoes. [eli]
4102. Glossy annual reports that are fabulous exercises in cognitive dissonance [scottd]
4101. 320,000 defective glow in the dark condoms [rochberg]
4100. The Margarine Act of 1886 [km44@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
4099. Recalcitrant proton enema [peterb]
4098. ENOTANIMALVEGETABLEORMINERAL [shafeeq]
4097. A maniacal ball of WRONG [tomault]
4096. A continuous non-narrative film experience [rochberg]
4095. their female taunting about weapons of mass destruction. [eli]
4094. satanic IP whore [peterb]
4093. fire extinguisher- powered pipe organ [norm]
4092. Annette von Droste-Hülshoff (1797-1848), gazing pensively across a lurid green expanse [clamen]
4091. voted most popular site on the Watership Down Webring twice in a row. [eli]
4090. graphic evidence of repeated attempts at self-castration [jch]
4089. Customer of size. [andrzej]
4088. Ty Coon, President of Vice [rochberg]
4087. Intumescent putty [rochberg]
4086. Good personal and industrial hygiene practices [rochberg]
4085. Trucks, buses, motor homes, reentry vehicles, and other large-scale vehicles [rochberg]
4084. Ultra painful flaming hilt bashing [jch]
4083. The metropolitan area of Parsippany, NJ [clamen]
4082. The pants-less Jihad [psu]
4081. The gay and lesbian Las Vegas [clamen]
4080. A shout out to the Virgin Mary. [rochberg]
4079. 'See and flee' emergency procedures [rochberg]
4078. JIT pneumatic fish delivery [scottd]
4077. His smaller, quieter, non-greenish persona [clamen]
4076. Flight termination systems [rochberg]
4075. Nerve Agent Antidote for Kids [eli]
4074. Program Manager for Salivary Diagnostics Program PL22007. [eli]
4073. A Deepthroat-quality buttertart [clamen]
4072. Viral Linux Commune Hippies [bumba]
4071. alfalfa sprites [bhudson]
4070. frooglepoopillion [bumba]
4069. A hallucinatory quiltwork of plots involving the sentencing of convicted killer Gary Gilmore, and his search for Harry Houdini in the afterlife, along with copulating bees, the Mormon Tabernacle and the glacial ice fields of Jasper, Canada. [clamen]
4068. Adventurous antidotes to lazy thinking. [tmwong]
4067. perpetually-wounded public defecators. [eli]
4066. Pioneer of the nude scene and spread-spectrum wireless technology. [tmwong]
4065. A tattoo that she knew was topologically equivalent to a disk. [rochberg]
4064. Train pr0n [tomault]
4063. Drive-by mathing [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
4062. A great deal of pointless enthusiasm, followed by a great deal of pointless misery. [clamen]
4061. A bulletproof Kevlar bustier [psu]
4060. The Global Social Forum Special Thematic Meeting on Democracy, Human Rights, Wars, and Drug Trafficking. [eli]
4059. More of a "Bugs Bunny in a Dress" man [rochberg]
4058. Beethoven's Fifth Symphony arranged for synthesizer and kazoo [tomault]
4057. A 300lb Asian Frodo Baggins [tomault]
4056. a bottle of vodka in the shape of a Khalashnikov rifle. [eli]
4055. The vowels of a well-bred New Englander [clamen]
4054. Lawn in a bowl [psu]
4053. The "Why the fuck should I care if these people are being eaten by zombies" problem [rochberg]
4052. Mr. A-lot. [rochberg]
4051. Celtic rock band that has a permanent job playing at Epcot Center's Canadian Pavilion in Florida [eli]
4050. some brief robot nudity [psu]
4049. thailand's amphibious snack chip [psu]
4048. Vegas cum shopping mall cum supermarket cum terror-dome of seafood [psu]
4047. Saltine-esque purges. [rochberg]
4046. Tomorrow's pick-6 numbers. [rochberg]
4045. A bottle of pirate pills. [rochberg]
4044. Unsuspecting veterinarian Kate Brewster [clamen]
4043. 136 years of Dreams and Diversity [clamen]
4042. The additional character KLINGON SYMBOL FOR EMPIRE. [rochberg]
4041. Pneumatic breasts that inflate to cop-distracting proportions on command. [tmwong]
4040. A sort of slow-drying medicinal relative of silly string [rochberg]
4039. A protracted period of declining record sales and expanding waistlines. [tmwong]
4038. Suffering muzak [peterb]
4037. Margaret Atwood's talking squids in outer space [agroce]
4036. Four floors of whores. [psu]
4035. 3.14 pies or cash equivalent. [bumba]
4034. A TURBOchannel/Unibus bridge [rochberg]
4033. white dielectric material, more commonly known as bird shit. [bumba]
4032. A forgettable fling with Skittles at a dot-com [clamen]
4031. The evil that lurks in the hearts of hamsters [jch]
4030. Play Along's Moria Orc 3-pack [roc.z]
4029. flying amorphous sentient steam buns [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
4028. Breast of luck with that [agroce]
4027. the sound of mooosic [psu]
4026. Oxygen-carrying perfluorocarbon slurry. [rochberg]
4025. The suitcase of courage [clamen]
4024. "Monsters of Abstinence" Christian Rock Fest [roc.z]
4023. other fungus-based nanostructures. [eli]
4022. Beating the dead horse until it's flatter than road kill. [tmwong]
4021. Wearing clothes possibly found at the thrift shop across the street from Coyote Ugly. [tmwong]
4020. a graduate of Keanu Reeves' Automaton Acting Academy for the Emotionally Tone-Deaf [roc.z]
4019. Humphrey Bogart-ish tale of romance and adventure about a world-weary flying ace living on a island in the Adriatic Sea; also, he is a pig. [clamen]
4018. hedonic accounting [pdinda]
4017. The perfect deal for those who like cheese and photgraphy [clamen]
4016. * urinate onto canvas (will need fluid flow algorithm) [scottd]
4015. @i(Gibberella fujikuroi), the cause of foolish seedling disease. [eli]
4014. metallic, noisy, and flushable. [bhudson]
4013. An FTD "Sorry I invaded you based on false information from forged documents" bouquet [clamen]
4012. a whole lot of crap about Gollum's nipples. [eli]
4011. les béta-testeurs [psu]
4010. A 30-kopek insulator trying to do a 50-kopek job. [clamen]
4009. The Viagra Monologues [roc.z]
4008. no need for poetry, classical music, or any of that sissy stuff--just guns, liquor, attitude and a banjo [agroce]
4007. depressing and boring and sad, like Quaker pornography [magus]
4006. living with the enema too long [agroce]
4005. the bad boys of non-demoninational community youth groups [psu]
4004. The dialectic of history, which culminates in the struggle between the Bourgeois Human class and the Proletariat Orc class [tomault]
4003. a little nugget of weapons-grade Confucianism [agroce]
4002. culminating in a savage mooning [magus]
4001. Music for women about to lose their shit [jch]
4000. United States of America [sic] [sic] [rochberg]
3999. A Simple Matter of Hitler [agroce]
3998. fancy Geocities homepages and super-insightful blogga-wogga-ding-dongs. [bumba]
3997. A live-action role-playing game set in the Freshmeat universe. [rochberg]
3996. an eagle pissing its pants [psu]
3995. Within 40 miles of the Exton metro area [clamen]
3994. A fast-driving Punjabi who said he decided to move to the United States after seeing "Baywatch" on television. [tmwong]
3993. An elevated train, but without pretentions. [clamen]
3992. Qils-yukumin-anquoin, the Toltec god of painful garnishes [agroce]
3991. Several white men with short haircuts and American accents. [tmwong]
3990. The quickening, centrifugal vitality of contemporary art [pdinda]
3989. An embittered mulato whose application to the university of michigan law school was denied in favor of a disabled bisexual eskimo. [psu]
3988. the popup for Buckley's TREASURY OF CLASSIC CHILDREN'S LITERATURE. [eli]
3987. my l1ttl3 p0ny [agroce]
3986. The most hot-tempered Buddhist this side of Steven Seagal. [rochberg]
3985. Fresh Naked Tofu [mwm]
3984. an ass like 2 scoops of butter pecan ice cream. [psu]
3983. Tour de Idaho [peterb]
3982. An exercise in masturblogging [tomault]
3981. An algorithm with pony-nomial complexity [tomault]
3980. ice, a witch, and five loathsome jars. [agroce]
3979. an infamous playboy feared for his sadistic bent. [bhudson]
3978. marine environments, acids and body fluids [rochberg]
3977. shrimpoluminescence [clamen]
3976. The Pet Day-Spa and Canine Learning Center [clamen]
3975. Free eyeforks with every issue [scottd]
3974. A graph of sword-related homicides per 100,000 people. [rochberg]
3973. moon-booted doofuses (doofi?) [agroce]
3972. 50-foot-tall ears of corn which will crush cities and enslave mankind [agroce]
3971. $20,000 worth of lap dances [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
3970. Mad Jaxxx, Beyond Thunderboobs. [eli]
3969. A posse of irate American golfers, and your unfortunate correspondent. [tmwong]
3968. President Mussaf Chomsky-Coulter [roc.z]
3967. major-league neck-vein bulgers [eli]
3966. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup. [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
3965. crushing the Vietnamese catfish industry under a mountain of protectionism [clamen]
3964. Those noble citizens passionate enough in their beliefs to casually sign something on a clipboard as they walked into a J.C. Penney's through which they to pass to get to their ultimate destination: the Orange Julius stand next to the Baby Gap [clamen]
3963. Toilet paper for miles and other Downsview stats [clamen]
3962. your vat and its robot minions [agroce]
3961. malicious mischief, assault, and failure to acquire proper permits. [eli]
3960. a promising advance in the Jesuit-Catholic ecumenical dialogue [agroce]
3959. tragic series of monkey-brained mistakes [bumba]
3958. Probably the only movie that's ever going to feature Selma Hayek, Burt Reynolds, Lucy Liu, and David Schwimmer. [clamen]
3957. The ur-text of Hollywood's dystopian view of pools. [rochberg]
3956. A yellow pyramid that rolls down the road under its own power racing ahead of a sedan-sized brioche. [clamen]
3955. prepositions people waged wars about [psu]
3954. Mood-incongruent delusions or hallucinations. [rochberg]
3953. Three filled-out subway sub club cards and a fire axe. [rochberg]
3952. my father, Hans, whose life transaction was serialized by heaven's scheduler before the transaction of finishing this book, as he had to leave this world about nine hours before the central shadow of the 1999 solar eclipse hit Germany (and I firmly believe it was a Commit). [eli]
3951. One of the books that brought me back from the brink of agnosticism [clamen]
3950. A pimp for Roger Ebert. [rochberg]
3949. the 101-page report, titled "Killing You Is a Very Easy Thing for Us". [eli]
3948. The joy of watching large earth-moving machinery in action [fpereira]
3947. Yelling "Fuck!" in a crowded theater. [bumba]
3946. The Last White Woman in South-Central L.A. [clamen]
3945. the dating-site darling of the hipster crow [agroce]
3944. A crowd half the size of Saskatoon [clamen]
3943. Mick Jagger and his children. [rochberg]
3942. his favorite paper, The Feudal Times and Reactionary Herald [agroce]
3941. A truly stunning position that one could only describe as the Perdue roaster chicken [jch]
3940. Outwitting a stream of ghosts, pirates, spies, psychos, vaudevillians, swordsmen and pneumatic women [clamen]
3939. Ken Barun, director of healthy lifestyles at McDonald's. [eli]
3938. The Fonzie of Canadian theatre [clamen]
3937. The dreadful and feared Hamletmachine. [rochberg]
3936. A ritalin smoothie [psu]
3935. Eco-friendly fluorescent brains [tomault]
3934. Eskimos and other Canadians [clamen]
3933. Strong, righteous men in chaps [clamen]
3932. Unspeakable things with dogs [jch]
3931. a large family of spiders sneaking into Canada aboard a container of date-and-lime pickle chutney from Sri Lanka. [clamen]
3930. A lingering concern with the plight of earth moving machinery [fpereira]
3929. The late-season enemies of He-Man. [rochberg]
3928. Fried Cotton Candy [psu]
3927. Posable Sigmund Freud action figure. [rochberg]
3926. preparing pets for a terrorist attack. [eli]
3925. A milestone in Stalinist children's books [agroce]
3924. jerky lore [agroce]
3923. America's Favorite Crackpot Video Company [clamen]
3922. Appreciating the furniture on show and then ringing a friend on a mobile phone and talking about it without using the letter "o" [clamen]
3921. Some sort of rare "PowerPoint" disability. [bumba]
3920. A self-styled billboard celebrity [clamen]
3919. three-nipple cousin-fucker [bumba]
3918. T. S. Eliot's letter to the Times on the declining estate of Stilton [Nov. 29, 1935, p.15] [agroce]
3917. One of the wittiest, wordiest, singingest-dancingest, most ambitious, freshest, most serious, least solemn movies of the year [clamen]
3916. a worldwide ban on hiring Paul Hogan. [rochberg]
3915. Vice President Moses Blah [bhudson]
3914. A talk entitled "Asteroid impacts and how to avoid them." [rochberg]
3913. No one smoked cigarettes. They were the currency for small transactions. Cognac was the currency for larger transactions [pdinda]
3912. Prevention against Sucker MC'S [rochberg]
3911. John R. Bolton, condemned by North Korea as "human scum". [eli]
3910. The Mexican urchin who sells Bogart a lottery ticket [clamen]
3909. Containing a car, a tree and Ewan McGregor [clamen]
3908. Glowing hot transitional exoplanet. [rochberg]
3907. Lycanthropic emergency hotline, non-Lupine division. [rochberg]
3906. truth discrepancies [pdinda]
3905. SEX-CHANGE VICAR IN MERCY DASH TO PALACE CORGIS [agroce]
3904. Aragorn the Straddler, Bent Bob Bombadil, and the evil Cygons [bumba]
3903. A mochachino body scrub [tomault]
3902. Another birthday melee involving a stretch Hummer. [rochberg]
3901. Game-Playing as the Selection of Inefficient Means [eli]
3900. smuggling, privateering and chapel-going [agroce]
3899. man-kzin-jew wars [peterb]
3898. A massively multiplayer arrrpg [clamen]
3897. metal detecting, the world's worst hobby. [eli]
3896. The Good Grief center for bereavement support [rochberg]
3895. Corrupted /dev/null file. [rochberg]
3894. A quiche with balls [psu]
3893. The moo-moo chairs! [psu]
3892. An angry mob for illegal righteous righting of wretched wrongs [fpereira]
3891. idly toggling ScrollLock. [eli]
3890. A giant syphilis sore named Phil. [clamen]
3889. A California Raisin with a bad dye job [psu]
3888. Like a volume of _Omar Khayyam_ that you buy at the department store at Christmastime for your cousin Julia. [clamen]
3887. an all-kitten version of "Caddyshack." [agroce]
3886. Directed Energy Directorate [rochberg]
3885. Lapdance Island [rochberg]
3884. The African game "I win! Zulus!" [tomault]
3883. the six-foot-eight drag queen on roller wheels. [bhudson.z]
3882. a mysterious group of men living in apartments with only computers and mattresses [bhudson.z]
3881. a style ironclad rulebook with mortal consequences [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3880. A tender, sensitive wet-T-shirt performance. [rochberg]
3879. the Huffingtons' former cat, Puffington Huffington [agroce]
3878. Rousing choruses of the "Song of Comrade General Kim Il Sung". [rochberg]
3877. three plastic-coated aluminum-reinforced W1nd0z3 brand coasters. [bhudson]
3876. A special, burglar-proof case in the Museum of the Pretzel. [rochberg]
3875. Uplifting bits of fluff like the "Journal of Genocide Research". [rochberg]
3874. Abolition of gods, abolition of rights, absence of character, absolutism, agrarian question, agrarian slavery, anarchy, anti-Germanism, apathy, aristocracy, asceticism, attacks by Germans, attacks by Huns, attacks by nomads on horseback. [agroce]
3873. The Muppet Kosak [tomault]
3872. The noble art of piratey combat [clamen]
3871. Spring-loaded whirligig pirates [clamen]
3870. some gay academy of social engineering. [eli]
3869. Couture splatter [psu]
3868. 0e0 Mocking other peoples rainbows. [baird]
3867. ripe to be made into a major motion picture starring Ashton Kutcher as the mail man of Amherst [agroce]
3866. a harmless evildoer with a Mexican wrestling mask for a head [agroce]
3865. an additional 25 John Does [bhudson.z]
3864. The Schwarznegger-Flynt ticket. [roc.z]
3863. Helm of Gender Confusion. [rochberg]
3862. The zenzizenzizenzic of 2 [roc.z]
3861. The zenzizenzizenzic of 2 [bhudson.z]
3860. Salute to Canadian Costuming [clamen]
3859. Raped on the railway: a true story of a lady who was first ravished and then chastised on the Scotch express (1894). [eli]
3858. Kelly Osbourne, Avril Lavigne and Duran Duran [clamen]
3857. an algebra for the rest of the world [roc.z]
3856. something that feels like a cut-down Seventies leisure suit [bhudson.z]
3855. someone who believes that "it's the thought that counts, even if i don't actually think" [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3854. A lighthearted, fun approach to indoor-tanning retail [clamen]
3853. Codey, the NSA mascot [clamen]
3852. snooty public subsidy British pseudo-Marxists [pdinda]
3851. the three r's RUST, Resale value and Rejection by health dept. [eli]
3850. Calvin/Hobbes slash. [eli]
3849. The first Japanese senior cheerleading team, Japan Pompom. [bhudson]
3848. technical reasons far too complex for me to understand without a slide rule and some hand puppets [agroce]
3847. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen at the Varsity cinemas to watch the sex- and-drugs-drenched movie Thirteen, dressed in winter-ready long scarves and woolly newsboy caps [clamen]
3846. The developer whose career has died a thousand deaths. [rochberg]
3845. The people who did this are mindless toerags. [mdonohue]
3844. sentient toerags. [eli]
3843. A group of 53 women from Wales, each one dressed like Tom Jones. [rochberg]
3842. an RFC on adding animations and theme music to certificates, because that's obviously what's holding PKI deployment back. [eli]
3841. Frying Dragon Animation Studio [psu]
3840. The United Nations standing committee on self-replicating weapons [clamen]
3839. The "meat umbrella" technique for chicken wings [jeffrey]
3838. carbo-phobic, double-bacon-cheeseburger-hold-the-bun Atkins follower [mwm]
3837. The mystery of the blond Inuit [clamen]
3836. a story about an encounter with a creature made of egg salad that jets around the galaxy in a rocket-powered refrigerator. [pdinda]
3835. A monumental project that encompasses 92 suitcases, scores of DVDs, websites, books, at least three films and possibly a line of microwave dinners [clamen]
3834. A very large adultery opportunity for British television executives. [rochberg]
3833. jcl instructions for running the apache webserver under TPF [rochberg]
3832. the VICTORY Act, Orrin Hatch's attempt to deploy Patriot powers in the war on drugs. [eli]
3831. an unofficial write-in candidate for governor of California. [eli]
3830. A ferocious opponent of a woman's right to choose to have an abortion, a man's right to choose to have sex with another man, and a third man's right to film them. [psu]
3829. Gun-toting dopers [rochberg]
3828. lemonade with a date-rape pill [psu]
3827. The Kraft Cheez Whiz Fan's Choice Award [clamen]
3826. Harpist Zeena Parkins, electronics duo Matmos, a 12-piece Inuit choir and a 56-piece orchestra [clamen]
3825. Possesion of an unDRM-ed Turing machine. [rochberg]
3824. Maury Rubin's grilled chocolate sandwich. [rochberg]
3823. The beautiful popping sound of a hundred Congressmen pulling their thumbs out of their butts at the same time [jeffrey]
3822. Vast herds of management dolts [jch]
3821. a sodden, whist-playing, tableaux-forming bunch of Anglophilic backward-in-the-mirror lookers [agroce]
3820. Third rate Canterbury Tales fanfic [rochberg]
3819. enigmatic one-eyed Scot Mullah Kintyre [bumba]
3818. Snapple, the official beverage of New York City [clamen]
3817. The sort of music the D2 family would play when R2 brought his friends around for milk and cookies. [rochberg]
3816. Next summer's hit chick flick DECOY BRIDE [rochberg]
3815. Zadie Smith, Dentistry and Organic Intellectuals [clamen]
3814. wrong number phone sex [joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
3813. A man so futuristically evil that he smokes by bringing a cigarette up to his nostril and inhaling. [jeffrey]
3812. The only mother-in-law in the world who not only reads about her son-in-law's sexual hang-ups firsthand but who also greenlights them for broadcast. [jeffrey]
3811. a type system equivalent to doing laundry [agroce]
3810. Boob Physics 101 [jch]
3809. An evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet [psu]
3808. [REDACTED] word: dildo with count 24 [scottd]
3807. a little thing called.... repression [psu]
3806. A three pronged penis [psu]
3805. Pork nog [peterb]
3804. "lunatic," "fever addled madman," "megalomaniacal vampire," and "Dwarf King of Mordor." [agroce]
3803. A free, bright ecstasy that shall continue for all eternity. (French with English subtitles) [jeffrey]
3802. XML-enhanced prom. [peterb]
3801. Six Suspected Americans. [eli]
3800. Plenty of tentacle sex, oral sex, shaved omanko, dildo love, cosplay, heavy bukkake, lesbian sex and more. [jch]
3799. An erotic version of the Titanic [jch]
3798. chiffons non pelucheux. [eli]
3797. a spoken word piece on Slash?s (former guitaris of Guns and Roses) solo LP "Ain't Life Grand" [agroce]
3796. A song for the UN Environmental Department's childrens choir [fpereira]
3795. Underdark Barbie [scottd]
3794. self-hating orcs [rochberg]
3793. As quipped by the notorious General Butt Naked, "We were nude, fearless, drunk, and homicidal." [jeffrey]
3792. An intense, three-and-a-half hour package [clamen]
3791. A city that loves its coffee and loves its children [clamen]
3790. epic poems about the battle between the CLECs and the Bell companies. [eli]
3789. Veggie Tales slash. [eli]
3788. The lighthearted ethnic blockbuster [clamen]
3787. The not-so-lighthearted ethic blockbuster [fpereira]
3786. The World in an Ass [fpereira]
3785. A deterrent to space-based anthrophagy [rochberg]
3784. Non-human primates [rochberg]
3783. The War on The Terror of Not Having Drugs [fpereira]
3782. A rgaampe of sluagther the lkies of wihch mnaknid has nveer seen. [rochberg]
3781. automatically word-wrapped handwriting. [bhudson]
3780. The official beer of NASA. [rochberg]
3779. Whimpering dieffenbachias [jch]
3778. Sea-air emulsion [rochberg]
3777. Somewhere between Black Republican and Hobo Mayor [clamen]
3776. inept buggers who scald the coffee and destroy the crema [bhudson]
3775. Custom Chicken Antibodies. [eli]
3774. the 35 dollars in obligations of the United States that you believe is money, but is not. [eli]
3773. A Little Joy, A Little Oy 2004 Day-to-Day Calendar [fpereira]
3772. a book about jewish punk rockers [psu]
3771. Steak, peanut butter and crayons. [psu]
3770. A sport whose country-club associations belie its deep structural commitment to redistributionist justice. [rochberg]
3769. the emergent field of scholarly research on parking [kosak]
3768. a medieval 6-story parking structure filled with horses [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3767. The Frederic W. Goudy Award for outstanding contribution to the printing industry. [rochberg]
3766. Dr. Bronner's Views on Java and its Floating Point Capabilities in Particular. [bhudson]
3765. A terrorist millimetric paper plot [fpereira]
3764. Screwed the pooch raw [jch]
3763. alchemy and a peculiar looking biological specimen drawing of a louse [bhudson]
3762. A simple and inexpensive solution to combating psychotronic mind-control. [rochberg]
3761. A rag-tag band of COFF hooligans [rochberg]
3760. green fatty spooge [bhudson]
3759. Dick Hitler [peterb]
3758. the Klepto Club: Encouraging Awareness About Kleptomania Through Public Demonstration [bhudson]
3757. naturally aged versions of Mr. Fantastic, Superman, Catwoman and others. [eli]
3756. unlawfully delivering baklava to detainees. [eli]
3755. Exactly what you'd expect from a tiny, Japanese, obsessive-compulsive, Internet-porn technician, stuffed animal fanatic with no friends. [jeffrey]
3754. Crazy Rabid Mongoose Lord [bhudson.z]
3753. a wierd irish mojito [psu]
3752. the copmuter [bhudson.z]
3751. Drive Through Caviar Window [eli]
3750. the type of person who likes to cook whole chickens in your toaster oven [bhudson.z]
3749. reduced particletibidy and tulorbe cloud pilfertorae. [bhudson.z]
3748. A tattoo of Abraham Lincoln on one arm and Adam Smith on the other. [rochberg]
3747. this ultra-mack 1942-1945 aircraft carrier [rochberg]
3746. John Jacob GoedelEscherBach. [rochberg]
3745. my lucky lychee pit [psu]
3744. hedonistic fruit bombs [pdinda]
3743. bricks flying like chiclets. [bhudson]
3742. crumbled Styrofoam, shards of wood, and starfish [bhudson]
3741. the nutocons in Texas [bhudson]
3740. Porn-to-Porn sharing [bhudson]
3739. The first 1.5 minutes of Boney M's Rah Rah Rasputin, played at an average measured level of 70 dB (class A weighted). [rochberg]
3738. Canada's legally savvy whores and Norway's insensitive burgers [agroce]
3737. A world where chinese people who don't know english play scrabble [psu]
3736. Basic "kitten and hammer" ethics test [jch]
3735. anally raping Muppets with peppermint sticks. [eli]
3734. A Seattle version of Dick Cheney dressed for a hike [clamen]
3733. pain, degradation, and politics [jch]
3732. Chicken Soup for the Ninja's Soul [roc.z]
3731. (b) The laptop computer wears the polarizer glasses instead of the observer [pdinda]
3730. ANALCO [bhudson]
3729. Kitten and hammer ethics test. [rochberg]
3728. The Editors of the New Republic Bring You Saudi Arabia [agroce]
3727. a ramified, status-ridden and extensively footnoted version of Tag [agroce]
3726. autoclaved wings of its host fly @i(Fannia canicularis), resting on brain-heart infusion agar fortified with tryptose and overlaid with horse serum. [eli]
3725. So-called extragenital traumatic insemination. [rochberg]
3724. Shaped Cheese Charge [goob]
3723. the one where Greenpeace launch an expedition to Mars crewed by intelligent Mammoths on the run from genocidal vodka-swigging Russian bastards [agroce]
3722. low-flying fruit. [bhudson]
3721. a stabilized form of carbonic acid. [bhudson]
3720. God-given ass [jch]
3719. unusual anti-drug spending by the pair, including the purchase of 1,728 golf balls, 144 golf starter kits, 600 knit shirts, and three leather jackets [eli]
3718. Bizzare vagina request. [psu]
3717. Amnesty International in a cone [bhudson.z]
3716. the big swinging dick of wall street [agroce]
3715. we masters of the Harvard Tetris Society [agroce]
3714. a perineal outsider [agroce]
3713. the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard. [bhudson.z]
3712. my faves: "A Longneck for Old Blue" and "Bass-Fishing with Cerberus" [agroce]
3711. A world where there exists a sequel to TIMECOP. [clamen]
3710. its utter damp destruction [bhudson]
3709. a happy-go-lucky confederation of computer scientists. [bhudson]
3708. About 33 percent more "suck". [rochberg]
3707. OOPSLA 2003, mysteriously conducted in a series of pavilions on poles above a lake [rochberg]
3706. "Did Arnold grope Leni Riefenstahl?" [agroce]
3705. good old-fashioned humane rape [bhudson]
3704. The angry violinist [rochberg]
3703. wildly popular with the human public [agroce]
3702. the delicate interplay of quantified non-capturing brackets with capturing parens [rochberg]
3701. a living sermon on the horror that is organic life [pdinda]
3700. the help of some fat yellow mice. [bhudson.z]
3699. An asynchronous GetXbyY provider. [rochberg]
3698. an odometer for a unicycle. [bhudson.z]
3697. two militant homosexuals who said we had a "lovely marriage" and "it would be a shame if something were to happen to it." [eli]
3696. professional Fighting Styles Designer [roc.z]
3695. The only jurisdiction in the world where yellow margarine is outlawed. [clamen]
3694. c:\documents and settings\clamen\.yohoho [eli]
3693. yo ho ho and a bottle of BLAM BLAM BLAM [bhudson]
3692. infectious complications of parenteral drug use [rochberg]
3691. Flock-Shock Poultry Energizers [rochberg]
3690. the BBC Panorama program "Sex and the Holy City". [bhudson]
3689. acyclicity of DAG Data Structures [bhudson]
3688. A 30-page manual you'll never read [rochberg]
3687. A faster runner than Stephen Hawking [rochberg]
3686. a shoot-first/shoot-anybody-who-asks-questions-later kind of gal [roc.z]
3685. 45 kg of chocolate. [bhudson]
3684. everything from leafcams that beam real-time images of blazing hillsides to interactive foliage maps. [eli]
3683. Gephardt Tetherball [psu]
3682. Speleothems, stalactites and stalagmites from caves on federal land or as prohibited by state or federal law. [eli]
3681. Dairy Farmers Stadium, Townsville [clamen]
3680. the only artist ever to have depicted the anus and scrotum of an airborne angel. [eli]
3679. Farting like a wild thing [jch]
3678. vulgarity; unmerited reproach; habitual laziness; studied neglect; intentional incivility; manifest disdain; abusive language; [and] malignant ridicule. [eli]
3677. Right-wing stunt loon [jch]
3676. wearing a neckbrace and a Red Sox t-Shirt [clamen]
3675. Unlicensed "Cowboy UP!" merchandise [clamen]
3674. the Gray Davis film festival [agroce]
3673. Diogenes the Cynic (not to be confused with Diogenes the CPA or Diogenes: The Guy Who Ate 52 Chicken McNuggets) [agroce]
3672. The annual meeting of the North American Vexillological Association [clamen]
3671. cockroaches, Twinkies, ginkgo biloba, and the zombie warlords of the Bush regime [bhudson]
3670. A sort of fast talking sneaky acrobat who knows a little magic. [peterb]
3669. many plastic ducks, a few rhythm game arcade machine headers, and a crawlspace that could store many, many hooker torsos [agroce]
3668. the image control equivalent of adding a koala bear to the Nazi flag [agroce]
3667. mean time to Hitler [pdinda]
3666. A piñata filled with dope and tickets for a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert in Dallas [clamen]
3665. The King of I/O [pdinda]
3664. A Dictionary of the English Language: in which the Words are Deduced from their Originals; and Illustrated in their Different Significations, by Examples from the Best Writers: together with a History of the Language, and an English Grammar. [km44@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
3663. you future minions of Antichrist [psu]
3662. The rotund, scruffy-bearded activist from Flint, Michigan [clamen]
3661. Like Bobby Orr, but in compact, little girl form [clamen]
3660. Chinese food designed especially for space travel [mwm.z]
3659. his livelihood as a liquid manure spreader. [bhudson.z]
3658. The rankest Small Wonder fan fiction. [rochberg]
3657. Bill and Ted's Weekend At Bernie's [roc.z]
3656. potentially outcome determinative consequences [rochberg]
3655. Mr. Chaos [roc.z]
3654. The loud self-extrication of a hungover man from a narrow tube [clamen]
3653. A lass, darkly [roc.z]
3652. My very own fixed-income securities marketplace! [rochberg]
3651. The first programming language with first-class sugar [roc.z]
3650. "Looks like a hobbit, is not a nice person!" [agroce]
3649. Scientific induction. [rochberg]
3648. Versatility in a can [clamen]
3647. Anti-Zeppelin Defense Crane [cache]
3646. aspirational vehicle [pdinda]
3645. FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS! [tmwong]
3644. stupefying with intent [roc.z]
3643. Full-time Jesus. [jch]
3642. Bang Oral Roberts Evangelist for your Adult Animated Cartoons. [bhudson]
3641. Bert the Turtle shows what to do in case of atomic attack. [agroce]
3640. An ex-girlfriend teddy bear [clamen]
3639. the much-vaunted but seldom-seen nipple gun [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3638. the bubble wrap, which might be ideal for seducing Slovene women [bhudson]
3637. a dial that goes from "swat fly" to "divert menacing neutron star" [agroce]
3636. Your recent deep-fried badness [jch]
3635. a canadian cross build. [agroce]
3634. Herr Gröpenfuhrer [clamen]
3633. Gift of a Water Buffalo [clamen]
3632. Hunger artist David Blaine [clamen]
3631. the planet of the idiot fucktards [pdinda]
3630. Shift-Option-@cmd-Escape [jch]
3629. Shot in the same tank as TITANIC [clamen]
3628. an invitation from Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Thomas Pynchon to a preview of ELF [clamen]
3627. The creature they call the "Purple Orchid Animal" [clamen]
3626. A comfortable place to bleed [clamen]
3625. The Wonder Years of Sequential Prolog Implementation. [eli]
3624. Resumes including such social realism classics as "Batman Forever" and "Bad Boys". [tmwong]
3623. an ill-conceived genetic experiment involving W.C. Fields and a manatee [agroce]
3622. A terrace with an East German flair. [clamen]
3621. The crusade against wedgies [jch]
3620. his family's two bulldogs, Humphrey and Bogart. [bhudson]
3619. All-time great horror hotties [clamen]
3618. Burning balls of tumbleweed [clamen]
3617. the George S. Patton school of opera criticism [agroce]
3616. the WEE1 protein. [bhudson.z]
3615. morpholino technology. [bhudson.z]
3614. the pleasingly gory MIDNIGHT MASS. [bhudson]
3613. quangos stuffed with the same old rotating baronesses [agroce]
3612. a proposal by New York Sens. Charles E. Schumer (D) and Hillary Rodham Clinton (D) that would cut foreign aid to countries that owe New York City for parking tickets. [eli]
3611. Just-in-time heckling. [jch]
3610. Palpable aggravation. [jch]
3609. Skull-fuckable automobile [peterb]
3608. freestyle moustache [sprite]
3607. Where the hip, young, plushie-on-the-go likes to hang out [clamen]
3606. keywords: 'furpile', 'yiffing', 'plushies and furries convention', 'semen' [agroce]
3605. Jagr butter [magus]
3604. firey disemodies pumpkin shaped eyeball [psu]
3603. fuel depots and the South Africa mint, which was to be converted from striking coins to producing weapons. [eli]
3602. International lifestyle segmentation experience. [rochberg]
3601. Extreme Edition Pentium 4 [dpelleg]
3600. a whopping 2MB of L3 Tony Hawk skateboarding cache. [eli]
3599. An X-ray of a chicken with three wings [rochberg]
3598. An X-ray of a checkin with three wings [rochberg]
3597. Classic flying people movie. [jch]
3596. yet another former lingerie model turned city prosecutor [agroce]
3595. shows featuring lingerie models parading in the latest fashions, and ordinary people competing for cash by eating live insects. [bhudson]
3594. The Gospel Reloaded. [bhudson]
3593. the business-led "Workers Against Job Killing Rules" [eli]
3592. A schmutzy Jackson [clamen]
3591. a miasma of peanut butter. [rochberg]
3590. Unwanted advances and lascivious eye contact [clamen]
3589. Fast Repetitive Tick (FRT). [bhudson]
3588. a 90 minute pander [psu]
3587. $1,000,029 with a mail-in rebate of $1,000,000 [bumba]
3586. some OTHER magical mystical pixie dust plan that gives everyone at Slashdot a blowjob [agroce]
3585. the zephyr mitosis operator [bhudson]
3584. a full size Port-A-Potty launched on two M (large) solid fuel motors. [bhudson]
3583. The Architect; Morpheus's rival; Persephone's breasts [bhudson]
3582. The language of love and omelets [clamen]
3581. the fatal stabbing of their child at Deady Middle School. [eli]
3580. Profanity, abundant violence and existential despair [clamen]
3579. The soft underbelly of World Rugby [clamen]
3578. 21-year-old `bridge and tunnelers' on Ecstasy [rochberg]
3577. The Campbell's Chunky Soup Try of the Game [clamen]
3576. Talking tough with the chocolate-making countries [clamen]
3575. the dork side of the force [psu]
3574. Head of the car company's meat department. [rochberg]
3573. A day off and a poppy [clamen]
3572. fucking laundry vans. [bhudson.z]
3571. the nested Chinese restaurant process [bhudson]
3570. The claymation version of "The Silmarillion" [peterb]
3569. Cynical, mean, and wrong. [tmwong]
3568. the dianetics of islam [psu]
3567. Mother Theresa on a crueller [psu]
3566. grunting, erotic rugby images [roc.z]
3565. The politics of book-blurbing [clamen]
3564. old people rambling about rutherfod b. hayes [psu]
3563. Heirheads [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3562. Some nightclub full of leather pants, hair gel and Argentine women who won't talk to you. [tmwong]
3561. One hopeful soloist who believes that if he flies to Milwaukee and walks into a bar he'll find a friendly Wisconsin girl who thinks his British accent is so cute she'll want to sleep with him [clamen]
3560. antipodean rivals [clamen]
3559. for instance "
3558. the First International Congress of Whistled Languages [roc.z]
3557. a second generation smart mob. [bhudson]
3556. ``jihad signup sheets''. [eli]
3555. handy, built-in nose wipe. [bhudson]
3554. an anatomically-correct digital rendition of Michael Jackson. [eli]
3553. Heidi Klum in an $11million bra [clamen]
3552. Huge, Hairy, Heavy, Hot: the Mammoth Book of Mammoth Erotica. [eli]
3551. An old piece of bacon, never eaten by Elvis
[pdinda]
3550. tenedores muy resistantes. [eli]
3549. a Canadian and great industrialist. [bhudson]
3548. Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army
[goob]
3547. an author I was not that familiar with, except for my vague
recollection of him hiding decoder rings in my childhood cereal
[agroce]
3546. Wonderful creatures to behold, alien marvels whose legs alone are
taller than my entire boyfriend
[clamen]
3545. A gun loving, lesbian, conservative, feminist. [psu]
3544. The godfathers of progressive Metal [clamen]
3543. a volley of five rockets fired from donkey carts. [bhudson]
3542. rivulets of holy perfume. [eli]
3541. A perfectly presentable SOUTH PARK episode that you can actually
show normal people
[clamen]
3540. 2004 Dodge Sprinter Van 3500 Cargo Van 158 in. WB DRW High Roof MSRP:
($2,147,483,648.00) [tmwong]
3539. A core group of astronauts, rocket scientists, radio-astronomers and
aerospace engineers who decided to do something about the asteroid threat [clamen]
3538. The bastard child of Dale Carnegie,
Deepak Chopra, and Anthony Robbins on speed [tmwong]
3537. Bigamist, filing separately [magus]
3536. a snake that presumably tricked all the gunk in our drain into
eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, so an
angel with a flaming sword drove the stuff away, leaving us with clean
drains.
[eli]
3535. imitation chicken, fakin' bacon, soy cheeses, and their ilk [bhudson]
3534. A man-quiche [clamen]
3533. A simple story about a high school karate master possessed by a
demon lord who is his doppleganger and wants to enslave the world
by destroying a demonic fairy who also wants to enslave the world
and who's also possessing a demon hunter, and the high-tech
temporal security officer who's trying to stop most of them.
[clamen]
3532. A dream of creating a political Utopia in the northeastern state
of New Hampshire
[clamen]
3531. Sometimes Credited As: President Bill Clinton. [tmwong]
3530. Scene-stealing cameo appearances by Colin Mochrie, Milla Jovovich,
Deepak Choprah, Sebastien LeBlanc, Christopher Lambert and more.
[clamen]
3529. Befuddled by fatigue, alcohol, physical illness, and lack of food. [tmwong]
3528. Bong-friendly. [tmwong]
3527. The Henry Ford of stroke mags. [tmwong]
3526. the US National Parasite Collection in Beltsville, Maryland [roc.z]
3525. a shipment of 450 singing, dancing Osama bin Laden and Saddam
Hussein dolls. [bhudson]
3524. an appetite for monkeys, Ferris wheels and surgery. [eli]
3523. somalipresidency@yahoo.com [eli]
3522. Dozens of other Somalis who do not currently assert that they are
the president. [eli]
3521. 140737488355328 ethernet devices oughta be enough for anyone [acm]
3520. www.15inch-dicks.com [bhudson]
3519. The talk of the runways of Chicoutimi, Timmins, Prince Albert and
Dawson Creek
[clamen]
3518. The Paris of Northern Alberta [clamen]
3517. Wilhelm Bauer's @i(Seeteufel) ("sea-devil"), a 52-foot-long,
treadmill-powered submarine boat. In this cutaway view, we can see the
little orchestra that is said to have played the Russian national anthem --
underwater -- at the 1856 coronation of Tsar Alexander II in Kronstadt
Harbor.
[eli]
3516. such a remarkable rift between its charming source material and its
heinous cinematic realization that the producers may as well have skipped
the hassle of securing licensing rights and simply called this mess Mike
Myers: Asshole in Fur.
[eli]
3515. the zebras, the pygmy hippo and the herd of longhorn cattle that roam
in the pastures alongside the driveway. [pdinda]
3514. a line of chocolates infused with American artisanal beers. [eli]
3513. perhaps the first ever midget submarine which was equipped with
caterpillar tracks, so that it could - theoretically - climb out of water to
dry land.
[eli]
3512. Jesus, the Hard Reset of Christian Law [eli]
3511. An angry letter back to the boss in regards to the
earlier memo, posted Martin Luther style in the employee breakroom
next to the Galaga machine. [rochberg]
3510. Terror Management Theory (a "scientific" approach to existentialism) [fpereira]
3509. the medi-dome [psu]
3508. A single, undead gal trying to make it in the big city [clamen]
3507. the stuff that tastes like road tar, but salty? [bhudson]
3506. Tragically turgid testes [fpereira]
3505. The Gummi Venus de Milo [psu]
3504. The boiling point of iron. [rochberg]
3503. the Pennsylvania town of Peach Bottom [bhudson]
3502. The wait for the great rap musical [clamen]
3501. All and sundry undetached parts of rabbits [fpereira]
3500. an allegedly vomit- and urine-soaked toy gorilla strapped to the grille
of a police car parked in front of a popular hip-hop club in Portland, Ore.
[eli]
3499. Zephyr Teachout, the campaign's director of Internet organizing [clamen]
3498. "World Idol" Factoid of the Day [clamen]
3497. Sushi island blue ski wax. [bhudson]
3496. A team photograph: complete with monarch, corgi, and World Cup. [clamen]
3495. An overly cheery Customer Service Representative from Mobile, Alabama [clamen]
3494. pudding and porn [bhudson]
3493. elk extract that helps you in the bed with the girl [agroce]
3492. acute gouty arthritis
[pdinda]
3491. a poem about taking a quiz on conflict resolution that was in the airline
magazine when she went to visit her son who's an anthropology professor at
Willamette University, and disagreeing with the answers.
[eli]
3490. A taciturn hard worker who lives with his mother
[clamen]
3489. The 2-foot-by-2-foot beast awaiting the homecoming of Rob Petrie,
modern man and TV writer
[clamen]
3488. Pure crystallized hatred in a tube, powered by righteous anger. [scottd]
3487. Nanonesia. [rochberg]
3486. The fast ferry to Rochester [clamen]
3485. The first turbaned Member of Parliament in the western world [clamen]
3484. Trusted by 99.3% of current Internet users [clamen]
3483. An Italian-crafted Rolex
[pdinda]
3482. Biographies of the letters of the Alphabet [clamen]
3481. A clusterfuck of commerce [pdinda]
3480. Bendy buses for northwest London [clamen]
3479. Linux to the Wright Brothers' Microsoft. [eli]
3478. Scapegoat trees [bhudson]
3477. All New Penls Patch Enlarger [bhudson]
3476. the Enlightenment; Buster Keaton (stoic comedian); bad poetry;
Albrecht Dürer; Joyce; Swift, Pope; closed systems, mathematical and
mechanical; Charles Babbage and his Calculating Engines; the late
history of Latin abstract nouns; Andy Warhol; Gödel's Proof; horses,
computers, games; a clockwork duck that suffered from indigestion; and
a man who wore a gas mask to ride his bicycle. [agroce]
3475. The best giant spider in movie history [clamen]
3474. cons piracy [bhudson]
3473. the universally familiar Amazing Levitation Trick. [bhudson]
3472. A special Christmas episode of THE O.C. [clamen]
3471. funny qua hurtful [jch]
3470. The gigantic hooves of the Pygmy Clydesdale [clamen]
3469. little enough likelihood of young devotees of Star Trek or Spider-Man ever
attempting actually to develop warp technology or spider powers [roc.z]
3468. Original tiles inspired by the work of J.R.R. Tolkien [roc.z]
3467. America's Shiniest Objects [jch.z]
3466. Two problems with a common solution: Mad Cows in England and
Unexploded Bombs in France.
[clamen]
3465. an answering machine with a thick Quebec accent. [bhudson.z]
3464. A petition to reinstate the sales of 64 oz bottles of malt liquor. [rochberg]
3463. A series of "Choose-Your-Own-(Mis)Adventure" challenges
around the greater St. Louis area. [rochberg]
3462. The white sheep of the family. [rochberg]
3461. a game in which you write kana to the rhythm of a Japanese rap. [eli]
3460. undercover narcotics officers posing as a dysfunctional married couple
in search of a sex aid. [eli]
3459. an optional parthenon backdrop [psu]
3458. The stamina of a T'ang dynasty beaurocrat.
[pdinda]
3457. Polygamist Eye for the Monogamous Guy [roc.z]
3456. Origins of Tolkien's Middle Earth for Dummies [roc.z]
3455. The third Antichrist, widely reckoned to be Margaret Thatcher. [bumba]
3454. some shit with the elves that's like being in a fucking
candle store for twenty minutes [agroce]
3453. Pastor of muppets. [rochberg]
3452. Jesus is the reason for the season.
[goob]
3451. The Viewing of the Elk with the Crimson Nose upon the Television Set. [jch]
3450. A short, fat pirate leader. [rochberg]
3449. A Protocol on the Deporting of Canadians to Be Tortured by Barbarians [clamen]
3448. enough episodes of Sesame Street and SpongeBob to render any child
catatonic [psu]
3447. dialogue so hammy the disc should have a rind [roc.z]
3446. simple pleasures such as hitting a cat with cymbals [roc.z]
3445. a face redder than a well-smacked bottom [roc.z]
3444. The kind of film that turns up un-invited to the coolest party in town in a
mercedes, smashes the door down, drinks a gallon of beer, roars "I AM
SOMETHING VERY MIGHTY INDEED!" before grabbing the best-looking girl in the
room and driving off into the night with the silverware.
[roc.z]
3443. A licensed Republican psychiatrist [clamen]
3442. related specialty-food creatures. [eli]
3441. A certain kind of cheap movie mysticism that goes into overdrive whenever Maori show up [clamen]
3440. like a Bene Jezzerit Yoko Ono [agroce]
3439. the nanobot that makes everyone look like Michael
Jackson. [rochberg]
3438. Authorized desert tortoise biologists. [rochberg]
3437. The Healing Power of Soy's Isoflavones [clamen]
3436. having taught a community of Amish farmers in Ohio to grow edamame to his
exact specifications. [eli]
3435. The wrong chunk of brain [rochberg]
3434. Voter appeal east of Moose Jaw [clamen]
3433. An impression somewhere between "metro train" and "starship" [clamen]
3432. mountain-top removal rules. [eli]
3431. an episode of GOD and @tiny(colmes) [psu]
3430. Getting to rocks that previous generations could only dream about [clamen]
3429. Melkor before he left grad school [agroce]
3428. An ex-marine and one of the shopping networks' most successful
diet supplement spokesmen
[clamen]
3427. a chicken smoothie [roc.z]
3426. an incendiary event involving a 15454 power supply. [eli]
3425. The trolls lurking under the bridge to sub-100-nanometer devices
[rochberg]
3424. Sinfully Australian, a Colorado importer. [eli]
3423. The obligatory goofy shot of him in a dress with his friends.
[rochberg]
3422. A mega-project that brings new meaning to the word "mega" [clamen]
3421. Sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats
[ajw]
3420. The only primetime network series to be shot entirely in Saskatchewan [clamen]
3419. The "Weekend at Bernie's" Workout [agroce]
3418. The custodial arts, frequently maligned and misunderstood,
but crucial to all institutions and industries [clamen]
3417. All the easy charm of Larry McVoy
[rochberg]
3416. Women who love men who love mountains
[clamen]
3415. Men who love the women mountains [fpereira]
3414. H.R.H. The Prince of Wales discussing the finer points of the bonsai hedging display with John Savings. [eli]
3413. Kitten Soup for the Soul [scottd]
3412. A gleaming monument to British intransigence
[rochberg]
3411. a secret pagan trying to establish a libertarian England who gets
to have constant sex with Nell Gwyn while solving the secret of
longitude or something
[agroce]
3410. what Kingsley Amis once called "cock-crinkling" remarks [agroce]
3409. A crash so bad that you will soon get mail requesting your confidential help with the misappropriation of the victims' assets
[rochberg]
3408. Titus Groan, Jedi Knight [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3407. A life less feeble and carbon based [fpereira]
3406. ropes and a staple gun and silly putty and a time machine [bhudson]
3405. More rhymes than there's leaves in Lothlorien
[rochberg]
3404. a non-kosher piñata filled with enough pork to bend space and
time
[agroce]
3403. Or as I call it, The Big Mo [psu]
3402. The best way to explain RCA stereophonic sound
[rochberg]
3401. One of the hottest string quartets in the world
[clamen]
3400. An authentic family/indie/vaudeville/conceptual art/pop/rock
phenomenon that's poised to take over this world
[clamen]
3399. A broken man, left with little more than his title and hundreds of
millions of dollars
[clamen]
3398. communion wafers (kosher). [eli]
3397. Second-sight Suction Surprise. [eli]
3396. this readme, it's like an epic poem about bugs [agroce]
3395. Vestiges of a watery past
[rochberg]
3394. %SystemRoot%\MEMORY.DMP
[rochberg]
3393. An almost incomprehensible sci-fi tale about four geeks who
accidentally invent a time machine
[clamen]
3392. TCP-Vegas, TCP-SACK, and TCP-Reno. [bhudson]
3391. The hot new series that's causing law students everywhere to
reconsider their career
[clamen]
3390. Buoyed by "Joe"-mentum [clamen]
3389. irony and its more unsophisticated cousin, sarcasm [clamen]
3388. A grindcore cover of Erasure's "Break These Chains Of Love"
[rochberg]
3387. a half brain that had been smashed in transit and resembled a
rectangular block of red meat. [bhudson]
3386. A strict rule against using hexadecimal constants, because they seemed
unpoetic. [dpelleg]
3385. The eyes of a homeless blogger [clamen]
3384. an apology to its users for having cited Yom Kippur, the Jewish day of
atonement, as a "reason to party" in an earlier e-mail newsletter. [eli]
3383. The WOMEN OF GONDOR 2003 calendar [roc.z]
3382. necrotising arachnidism [roc.z]
3381. Well before car words were invented
[clamen]
3380. When England became 'R'-less [clamen]
3379. Doctor Mercurious Prospero, a connosieur of a particular taste. [eli]
3378. The Lo-Da-Kash, a solid, 12-metre fishing boat [bhudson]
3377. Roach Motel semantics [roc.z]
3376. NAKED under our clothes. [tmwong]
3375. Sir James Thermos
[rochberg]
3374. Unintentional wardrobe malfunction [jch]
3373. Refined sugar's finest rectangle [clamen]
3372. Grabbing a Whole Foods staffer by the collar and yelling "Enough of this
homeopathic crap. Do you have any Aspirin? The kind that comes from big factories that belch smoke and spout poison?" [scottd]
3371. The extinct art of "token sucking". [rochberg]
3370. client-focused exotic dancing [agroce]
3369. A costume reveal. [rochberg]
3368. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours. [psu]
3367. Poop jokes and misongyny [psu]
3366. The Western Pennsylvania Infant Mauling Association [magus]
3365. Homo-like attire. NOT metro-like attire. [jch]
3364. a Meat Crusader [bhudson]
3363. An undisclosed chew-proof location [rochberg]
3362. Little girl, waitress, sex robot. [peterb]
3361. A cross between a boiler room and the mad hatter's tea party [clamen]
3360. Appeal to the explosion-loving male NASCAR fan demographic [scottd]
3359. Singing with Bono, but dancing with Bush [clamen]
3358. Illegal cockling operations [clamen]
3357. an optical illusion, caused by, um, hydrogen [agroce]
3356. a ride of terror into British Columbia's Interior. [eli]
3355. a symbiotic relationship between the people smart enough to write a
virus and the people dumb enough to spread it. [bhudson]
3354. a train wreck colliding with another train wreck on top of an exploding zeppelin. [eli]
3353. Funny, in a cynical way [clamen]
3352. New and more exciting wars. [jch.z]
3351. Someone else may have pre-nuked your target. [jch]
3350. A world "FUCKTARD" record [jch]
3349. A fistulated cow. [rochberg]
3348. Cartier, Franz and a few other places [clamen]
3347. The death slot. [tmwong]
3346. A pillow concierge.
[psu]
3345. The Taxonomy of Logical Fallacies [clamen]
3344. A convergence of spatial anomalies [clamen]
3343. human crash test dummy Rusty Haight [roc.z]
3342. Allah's finest work to date [agroce]
3341. Licensing authority and a system equipped with uucp. [rochberg]
3340. Loan of a boa-constrictor for 2 weeks. [tmwong]
3339. A special edition in which Jesus shoots first [rochberg]
3338. responsible for approximately 42% of weblogs, 64% of case mods,
85% of webcomics, and all Lego constructions involving more than one
thousand bricks [agroce]
3337. epiphenomena of the quantum froth. [jch]
3336. All things ulullatingly francophone [clamen]
3335. a ''zone of privacy'' covering his political beliefs, criminal
record, recreational use of household chemicals and Internet purchases
of inflatable sheep [agroce]
3334. Forrest Gump with attitude [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3333. Ferocious munching sounds [rochberg]
3332. The hardest rocking act ever named after Scottish pants [clamen]
3331. Record-breakin', body-shakin', diva overload [clamen]
3330. HITCHENS IN THE KITCHEN: A THINKING MAN'S COOKBOOK [roc.z]
3329. Mondo hackitude-o-rama [roc.z]
3328. Lloyd "Fig" Newton, Senior Vice President, Military
Customer Requirements and Support. [rochberg]
3327. just my mundane name [agroce]
3326. The Dozenal Society of America (Formerly The Duodecimal Society of America). [eli]
3325. The alpah male. [tmwong]
3324. A hugely popular hologram that purported to be Howard Dean [clamen]
3323. nude mouse models and services [bhudson]
3322. Geisha robots
[psu]
3321. Anyone wishing to marry a dead person. [rochberg]
3320. Kind of less stylish and not so dead [fpereira]
3319. he first person to redub the Hilton tape onto a blurry
Gollum/Nazgul machinima re-enactment [rochberg]
3318. Seeing a loved one spraying blood [jch]
3317. A detailed simulation of just about every aspect of being
a supervillain. [rochberg]
3316. The Grand Cabinet of Optical and Mechanical Curiosities [clamen]
3315. GEOCRACK [bhudson]
3314. DUCRETE brand depleted uranium concrete. [rochberg]
3313. The coming pleasurebot revolution. [rochberg]
3312. libsmoo [bhudson]
3311. A virile, manly Christ [clamen]
3310. Eight women baring all or part of their nipples via moisture,
chainmail, etc.;
[clamen]
3309. A long limestone ridge pockmarked with the violated tombs
of a sprawling ancient necropolis. [rochberg]
3308. macchiato morons [psu]
3307. Sterile maggots. [rochberg]
3306. World Of Pain (tm) [jch]
3305. Germany's wacky, but hugely traditional, Fest of Jest [clamen]
3304. the "don't ask don't boink" policy. [bhudson]
3303. numerous disappointingly dreary 19th century Presbyterian hymns. [bhudson]
3302. A mixture of Java, Scheme, and Emacs Lisp. [rochberg]
3301. All of the anarchic charge of getting a tattoo at Wal-Mart. [rochberg]
3300. The asbestos-padded monkey bars of her youth. [rochberg]
3299. a professional failed candidate for high office. [bhudson]
3298. injestion of a large bird. [bhudson]
3297. An S&M relationship where I have read books to my
mistress while naked and get whipped in the naughty bits if my
intonation falters
[rochberg]
3296. very large artificial people, you know, with navels eight feet high [roc.z]
3295. one bogus priest. [bhudson.z]
3294. the world's smallest sitar [psu]
3293. some freakish position: relative; position: absolute; who's your daddy? thing [scottd]
3292. Zombie cheerleaders from Hell with bouncy tits. [tomault]
3291. he bloodiest, most brutal example of sustained sadism ever
presented on the screen. [bhudson]
3290. A network of highly-placed pedophiles [clamen]
3289. giant lawyer squads. [bhudson.z]
3288. Keith Richards if Keith Richards had spent his life herding sheep
on top of a mountain in M. John Harrison's Viriconium, which is also a
world invaded by Insects
[agroce]
3287. Solaris's mom [agroce]
3286. A wider, more evil, pedophile network [clamen]
3285. Codswallop [pdinda]
3284. Some rovers who wear too much black eyemakeup who shall
remain nameless [rochberg]
3283. a kind of inspissated mucus. [bhudson]
3282. shared momery. [bhudson]
3281. the forthcoming "One Nation Under Therapy." [bhudson]
3280. The Apex of Sexy Danger [fpereira]
3279. Lack of confirmation dialogs for critical control actions on the wargame
control interfaces. [roc.z]
3278. Haunting visions of handmade violins and trains going into
tunnels [fpereira]
3277. Cadaver-selling inquiry [rochberg]
3276. Salvation in the form of an ex-def leppard roadie [fpereira]
3275. A malarious area. [rochberg]
3274. The dreaded sparks that usually mean we are melting
something internally. [rochberg]
3273. Contributions you may not deduct: Value of blood given to a blood
bank. [tmwong]
3272. P-adic numbers for the insensate. [rochberg]
3271. climbing Mt. Sustainability [clamen]
3270. Anti-huffing program. [rochberg]
3269. Erudition at it's finest. [eli]
3268. Freelance body broker. [rochberg]
3267. snicker threshold. [bhudson.z]
3266. a sausage-eating cow-raper. [bhudson.z]
3265. a mock turducken. [bhudson.z]
3264. Nasty kinky hobittses. [rochberg]
3263. a masterful work of noise sculpture [pdinda]
3262. the Portuguese Kissinger of brain science [agroce]
3261. A wand of scraping-your-liquefied-remains-off-the-dungeon-wall. [rochberg]
3260. a low hanging orchard [roc.z]
3259. The story of how a small set of islands came to rule the world. [clamen]
3258. avocado-and-tangerine-colored violence. [tmwong]
3257. A full grown accessorised pixie [fpereira]
3256. Weather Emergency Preparedness Week [bhudson]
3255. Ripley's Bug or Feature. [rochberg]
3254. The familiar falling-bathtub mode [jch.z]
3253. a nondescript Sadducee in the customer-service department [agroce]
3252. web page weenies, or blog blowhards, or wiki wackos [agroce]
3251. the Scalable Linear Equations Solvers (abbreviated as 'KSP') [bhudson]
3250. 87 minutes of hypnotic retinal bliss [clamen]
3249. The many
friday-my-opinion-on-haiti-exiles-having-gay-sex-with-iraqi-pedophiles-in-canada-while-importing-alcohol-into-PA
zephyrs. [tmwong]
3248. A series specifically designed to please people who really like to
see busty robot maid girls flip up their skirts and punch each other.
[clamen]
3247. Paul's letter to the Philemonians [roc.z]
3246. epiphenomenalistic worlds whose conceivability we have just seen to follow
from the conceivability of zombies — worlds where qualia are inert [roc.z]
3245. Sarsparilla tetrafluoride [rochberg]
3244. A happily-married partical physicist [clamen]
3243. Pissing for treats [peterb]
3242. The culmination of 68 years of Canon know-how [clamen]
3241. the k-medioid algorithm. [bhudson]
3240. nightmarish, dystopian future too small to see [agroce]
3239. The greatest spumoni photograph on the internet. [rochberg]
3238. All of your German-English geological and geotechnical
translating needs. [rochberg]
3237. untitled drawings on bananas. [eli]
3236. You're Not Fooling Anyone When You Take Your Laptop to a Coffee Shop, You
Know.
I mean, Christ, people. All that tapping and leaning back thoughtfully in
your chair with a mug of whatever while you pretend to edit your latest
masterpiece. You couldn't be more obvious if you had a garish, flashing neon
sign over your head that said "Looking For Sex." Go home, why don't
you. Just go. [eli]
3235. The Great Orbital Turkey [pdinda]
3234. an ill-fated British military caving expedition. [eli]
3233. A library-themed hotel [jeffrey]
3232. The centuries-old tradition of taiko drumming, but with bagpipes [clamen]
3231. eyelids that have been inadvertently glued shut. [eli]
3230. an organized collection of self-stimulating lasers [roc.z]
3229. Pervasive brutal violence. [rochberg]
3228. a hovering holographic temple projected onto a blimp [pdinda]
3227. Its unstable, whirly nature. [peterb]
3226. surgical employment of ordnance in an urban environment [pdinda]
3225. A Nunn-McCurdy breach. [rochberg]
3224. tuptoaster.o [bhudson.z]
3223. Mr. Flake, the Arizona Republican and spending critic. [bhudson]
3222. massively parallel lava lamps. [bhudson]
3221. Early Push-Up Creature [eli]
3220. the female arousal cream deal [psu]
3219. Agonist behavior in lobsters [rochberg]
3218. Infrastructure fetishists of all types. [rochberg]
3217. The spaceprobe project conceived of by three scientists after a
naked midday swim at Stanford University's pool
[jeffrey]
3216. revenge for the mermaid massacres carried out by men who harvested the
mermaid eyes for sushi. [eli]
3215. a hotbed of fish-entrail research.
[bhudson.z]
3214. Our old friend, the meme [clamen]
3213. One of the drunken bridesmaids at your average Mount Holyoke alumni wedding
[clamen]
3212. downright coalescent platinum seafood [bhudson]
3211. A sort of digital Sunni Triangle, a place where file swappers roam
wild and free and no American musician is safe."
[clamen]
3210. The bread of humility and self-assuredness [clamen]
3209. The Tantric Egg
[pdinda]
3208. Sexy, in a Munich kind of way. [clamen]
3207. An animatronic rabbit turning toward you in a room to signal that
you have a call
[clamen]
3206. The Congressional Entertainment Caucus
[clamen]
3205. A blob of blood-flecked phlegm [rochberg]
3204. the treasurer of a national society for heterosexual
cross-dressers [agroce]
3203. A Cross derailed between Stations [fpereira]
3202. fucking underground dwelling rock licking FREAKS who like to type
shit like "awk" [agroce]
3201. The scramjet of spam filtering. [rochberg]
3200. a "fuck it I want my burger" way. [bhudson]
3199. The proud owner of a pair of Moses and Pharaoh action figures [clamen]
3198. A top-10 list gone horribly awry [jch]
3197. primed for lagomorph violence [agroce]
3196. 50 First Dates is a nice warm cup o' tea, but there are crystals of moral cyanide in this brew.
[ajw]
3195. the CIA's surprising love of italics [magus]
3194. Yelling Detector Interface
[pdinda]
3193. A distribution mechanism for pictures of cats. [rochberg]
3192. Meat on tap. [rochberg]
3191. lipstick on a fucking chicken. [bhudson.z]
3190. a spandex plant in Canada. [bhudson.z]
3189. Those hooligans from the cast of Riverdance [rochberg]
3188. a study of jokes about Gary Hart, "Six Inches from the Presidency". [eli]
3187. The meatcrafter's manual. [rochberg]
3186. his knockabout religious farce, Bishopzapoppin! [agroce]
3185. A self-identified "Josh" [rochberg]
3184. Diet penis. [peterb]
3183. a first person puncher [psu]
3182. Fucking nanobots! [psu]
3181. Miss I-used-to-rule-the-world-bow-down-before-me-minion-scum [clamen]
3180. the parasitic isopod that eats a fish's tongue and then takes the place of
the missing tongue. [eli]
3179. the usual list of piddle-power sources favored by the clueless [pdinda]
3178. Journeys! Intrigues! Sword fights! Young persons having
adventures! Beloved older characters having adventures, too! Quests!
Battles! Romance! Snappy dialogue! Extravagant food! And the missing
heir to the Imperial Throne! [agroce]
3177. a session on "God, Guns & Rock 'n' Roll." [bhudson.z]
3176. Land of beer and snow [clamen]
3175. [1. Mutism, Elective -- Fiction. 2. Self-Realization -- Fiction. [eli]
3174. more gruesome and unconfirmed details. [bhudson]
3173. MPICH-G2, the Globus version of MPICH. [bhudson]
3172. The sweet pastry that touches you inappropriately [scottd]
3171. The Never-Ending Pie Buffet. [eli]
3170. The Zine Revolution period of American small-press
publishing, 1990-1995. [rochberg]
3169. A coroner's report that ends with the phrase "right in the goddamn
nuts!!!"
[jeffrey]
3168. The coveted Palm D' Bitch Slap [psu]
3167. the park, which says "rhinos are not particularly intelligent
animals" on its Web site. [bhudson]
3166. the difference between a pretty girl smiling at you and a naked
pretty girl straddling your lap and licking her phone number onto your
face. [psu]
3165. the familiar odor of currency [clamen]
3164. Pittsburgh, with an accent [clamen]
3163. Post-gangsta status. [rochberg]
3162. A buckyball of fuck [peterb]
3161. Rez TRANCE Vibrator [psu]
3160. A tribute to ambient crackle [clamen]
3159. The mysterious pre-pubescent nursing staff of thirteen year old
girls in white slips who perform puppet shows and serve the patients
plates of whole fish and Icelandic treats.
[clamen]
3158. An MS Paint drawing of a brontosaurus having breakfast [agroce]
3157. ourouboric anal analysis [tomault]
3156. WHOI TowCam & Multi-Rock Coring System Manual Version 1.0 [eli]
3155. meat arbitrage [jch.z]
3154. a little Asian Spider-Man. [psu]
3153. Food: fairground. Lamb sausage, lamb barbecue, lamburger, gyros;
fries; fried dough, softserve ice cream, deep-fried twinkies. Notice a
pattern? If you like to eat healthy food, bring it.
[acm]
3152. Pea weevil Poirot [agroce]
3151. A SLOW FUCKING STEAMING MOUNTAIN OF DECADE-OLD PIG ORDURE THAT IS
PERIODICALLY BROUGHT OUT AND REWATERED TO MAXIMIZE ITS STOMACH-WRENCHING
POWER.
[tmwong]
3150. Simulated puppet sex [jch]
3149. An ownership interest in another Mexican-style food
concept (fast food, casual dining, etc.). [rochberg]
3148. the phrase "fruity egocentric magician," which is, hands down,
the coolest phrase ever spoken by Ice T [agroce]
3147. instant mommy veto [jch]
3146. the nebulous limbo between recreation and productivity. [eli]
3145. a convex complex.
[bhudson]
3144. a habitat of denuded trees with desperate, starving koalas roaming the
damaged landscape [roc.z]
3143. a fast-moving wave with the consistency of wet cement [roc.z]
3142. a teleporter glory hole. [eli]
3141. Eastern Europe's Party Place [rochberg]
3140. Either a higher birthrate or more practice bowing to Mecca [scottd]
3139. apology-related program activities. [eli]
3138. QED--essentially Latin for "so there." [visigoth]
3137. the bittersweet oscillation between hatred, humilliation and self-hatred [fpereira]
3136. Rated PG-13 (for non-stop creature action violence, frightening images and sensuality)
[ajw]
3135. a series of mishaps resulting in a thermonuclear detonation of
some kind [agroce]
3134. my "super bark free" ultrasonic dog-fucker-upper [agroce]
3133. GIGAPOPNE
[bhudson]
3132. beheading salon. [bhudson.z]
3131. once-good apples soured and corrupted by an evil barrel. [eli]
3130. A very special mailing list for people who really, really like geese [jch.z]
3129. Men in hats and bad coats, reading the inner pages of the _Daily Express_ [clamen]
3128. the latest news releases about ungodly behavior by President Bush
e-mailed directly to you. Also, REPENT AMERICA Press Releases.
[eli]
3127. The upside of dysentery [fpereira]
3126. The zephyr body parts measurement system is non-metric. [baird]
3125. IBM'S MEMORANDUM IN SUPPORT OF ITS CROSS-MOTION FOR PARTIAL SUMMARY
JUDGMENT ON ITS CLAIM FOR DECLARATORY JUDGMENT OF NON-INFRINGEMENT [roc.z]
3124. inexplicable coincidences, such as between attempts to kill grandfather
(A) and the fortuitous placement of banana skins (B): [roc.z]
3123. lecture notes that claim time travel is incompatible with libertarianism. [eli]
3122. Full Spectrum Motherfucking Warrior [jch.z]
3121. Boulder-size ass melons [jch.z]
3120. A towering inferno of nested macro invocation [rochberg]
3119. Budwieser Beer-Batter Cicada [clamen]
3118. People who pronounce it "Klevel-and" [tomault]
3117. Gay and Eurotrash [tomault]
3116. Happy Chocolate Fun Time [jch]
3115. Catchy music. Rajasthan. Pigeons. No elephants.
[jch]
3114. "United States v. One Package of Japanese Pessaries" (1936) [jeffrey]
3113. A tale of ham and passion [clamen]
3112. A fathomable freak [fpereira]
3111. Common-Cold revenge killings
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
3110. Some unexpected help from the immortal Stanislav Medvedenko [psu]
3109. Cube envy [jch]
3108. cathodic schoolgirls. [eli]
3107. our most potent weapons of mass destruction, like potbellied business
executives and bare-bellied Britney Spears. [bhudson.z]
3106. When people still worked at Bell Labs, and I was doing a lot of crack
at the time.
[tmwong]
3105. Licensed to whine. [jch]
3104. The method of claim 16, further comprising alternately opening the
application and opening the application and automatically causing a further
action associated with the application to occur if the same application
button is sequentially pressed and released prior to the expiration of the
first threshold time limit and another intervening application button was
not pressed.
[eli]
3103. a fascist socialist utopia [bhudson]
3102. The Mythical Man-Pony. [rochberg]
3101. Mark Twain or the structural equivalent. [rochberg]
3100. Renegade documentarist. [rochberg]
3099. A meteor about the size of a computer monitor. [eli]
3098. Xerox brand ass-reproduction device [jch.z]
3097. The Business of Breathing [fpereira]
3096. A Full Range of Ears [fpereira]
3095. Ms. Rapier. [bhudson]
3094. The anti-eugeneics movement [tomault]
3093. The Imperative Demand for Fruit Snacks. [eli]
3092. a "second-generation" digital print -- meaning a copy of a copy. [eli]
3091. A friend who shelves his ROCKFORD FILES episodes in chronological
order and won't let you go home until you've watched every one. [clamen]
3090. A mercurial dictator with a passion for fashion [fpereira]
3089. printCafe, Inc vs. "Ex-DLJ", "sucky-me", and "idiot!" [jch]
3088. Bitchy the Wonder Cow [jch.z]
3087. heartwarming profiles of cowboys, gospel singers and handicapped athletes. [eli]
3086. The 1.6 million women who have worked for Wal-Mart since Dec 26 1998 [clamen]
3085. Plead mercy before his mighty Billness. [tmwong]
3084. a girthy-flex ear with excellent grain depth on a small diameter cob. [eli]
3083. a group called The Sharp Sword against the Enemies of God and His Prophet. [bhudson.z]
3082. TATTOO OF CHINESE WRITING ON LOWER BACK, TWO BUTTE [tmwong]
3081. an important initiative aimed at battling apathy. [eli]
3080. The "I'm not going to pee until I've fixed this bug" technique
[agroce]
3079. a group called Axis of Eve, which seeks to end the Bush presidency with a
pro-sex message. [bhudson.z]
3078. Two Days of Peace, Love and Livestock(tm) [eli]
3077. bulletproof menswear. [eli]
3076. no throat-slitting, no agonized ghost-haunted doom
[tmwong]
3075. ok punk, suck punk, and do-you-feel-lucky punk. [tmwong]
3074. Trees Reported To Be Used By Black & White Birds [eli]
3073. less smiting, more zeppelins [tmwong]
3072. the patients' squeamishness about having three-inch slimy parasites
attached to their wounds. [bhudson.z]
3071. LOW-CARB AMISH LAWN FURNITURE SALE [eli]
3070. my point, mr nasty man, [agroce]
3069. The official Internet patron saint of anus-bleaching. [jeffrey]
3068. Currently own tanks of oxygen, acetylene.
[jch]
3067. the home culture of large, showy arthropods. [eli]
3066. The most majestic of early staplers. [eli]
3065. A darling little brain damaged pixie [fpereira]
3064. a "real-life Hogan's Heroes" set in a concentration camp run by neo-Nazis. [roc.z]
3063. A sticky, ad-serving, time-consuming [psu]
3062. The Canadian Children's Strike of 1947 [clamen]
3061. BOASLAP illuminati [jch]
3060. an astonishing advertising campaign featuring a horse, famous actress Norika Fujiwara and a couple of Slurpee slingers.
[bhudson]
3059. Tires as slick as the law allows [clamen]
3058. St. John's eclectic Sound Symposium [clamen]
3057. The Little Train That Thought It Could But Eventually Became Bitterly
Depressed About The Whole Thing [jch.z]
3056. the kind of pony that kicks your ass [agroce]
3055. A filing cabinet painted yellow and outfitted with a flashing red light [jch.z]
3054. Sheep of the Baskervilles [baird]
3053. a Nobel Prize in Fried Chicken [agroce]
3052. an organ which we cannot mention but is an anagram of snipe [agroce]
3051. my city-government-issue AK and black face scarf. [rochberg]
3050. His Mormon politeness, his ever-ready applause when his opponent
nails a tough question, the Japanese Totoro doll he keeps at his
podium as a good-luck charm.
[clamen]
3049. Operation Iron Broom -- a street-cleaning, garbage-collection program
that cost several hundred thousand dollars. [eli]
3048. chickens, a water slide, swing dancing and Supreme Court Justice
Sandra Day O'Connor
[clamen]
3047. A high degree of reprehensibility. [rochberg]
3046. one more piece of fruitless waffle in the West. [eli]
3045. CJTF-7, SDRs, Ad-Hocs, Thinning the Herd / Population Control [eli]
3044. yin and wang
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
3043. bass impulses shocking the HD heads and caussing read errors. [eli]
3042. troll-free number [dpelleg]
3041. group cohesion and/or typing skills [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3040. July 1 Redheads, $15 Federal Hunting Permit water-activated stamp and
self-adhesive stamp. [eli]
3039. Deep Greens and Pale Greens and Greens as faintly vert as Prairie
grass in August. [bhudson]
3038. Ultraviolet radiation: the short, invisible rays from the sun. [bhudson]
3037. Just another Scripture-thumping hack from Galilee [clamen]
3036. a momentary blinding vision of alabaster cities populated by men
in seersucker suits [agroce]
3035. ASTM F1768-97 Standard Guide for Using Whistle Signals During Rope Rescue Operations [eli]
3034. an ambulatory overripe potato
[shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
3033. balls-shriveling nightmare netherworld [jch.z]
3032. the Q cafe [bhudson]
3031. Shave or be de-haired. [baird]
3030. Teeter-splatter [jch.z]
3029. mad luggage-magnet skills [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
3028. Henry Thorne, Robotic Entrepreneur. [eli]
3027. Humor is idio[tm]atic [baird]
3026. Towers of Hanoi, but using metaness instead of discs [scottd]
3025. ASSOCIATION INTERNATIONALE POUR LE DÉVELOPPEMENT DE L'APNÉE [eli]
3024. a three-hour lecture on collisions with poles [jch.z]
3023. the savory filet mignon of truth. [eli]
3022. visual comparisons of a pubic hair found on the body to that of
Mr. Crawford. [bhudson]
3021. high-impact military applications. [bhudson.z]
3020. Zephyr, no moving parts. [baird]
3019. fishless fish sticks, mock tuna salad, and two games for kids--"Finding
Clean Nemo" and "Pin the Mercury on the Human." [bhudson.z]
3018. the "Leave No Hummer Behind" bill. [bhudson.z]
3017. the DNC's donor database, known as "Demzilla." [eli]
3016. The only constant in life is that there isn't. [baird]
3015. SPIDER-MAN 3: THE SEARCH FOR OCK [roc.z]
3014. a demidocumentary film arousing the amygdala. [bhudson]
3013. gender-swapping Aubrey/Maturin fanfic. [eli]
3012. Church-sponsored mosh pit. [tmwong]
3011. Inventor of the iPoop. [baird]
3010. People who've inhaled their teeth into their lungs
[rochberg]
3009. Men's Briefs Support Group meatings. [baird]
3008. Jan Ullrich, looking frisky [clamen]
3007. psycho genetic poetry spurter. [baird]
3006. St Francis McPoverty [agroce]
3005. The United Homeless Something Or Other [jch.z]
3004. New Zealand folk parodists [clamen]
3003. St Francis McPoverty [pdinda]
3002. an independent creepiness verification [agroce]
3001. freaky free software nutjobs [tmwong]
3000. Workers with accents as thick as chowder [clamen]
2999. Protecting, Serving, Blah Blah Blah... [tmwong]
2998. a thesis full of flies
[shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2997. The Food Innovation Center at Oregon State University [clamen]
2996. An evil vicar who tries to take over the world but is thwarted by
three teenagers and a smuggler.
[clamen]
2995. A 16 processor G5 hypercube macintosh
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
2994. sneaky claus [bhudson]
2993. A lover who breaks into "Ode an die Freude" at
inopportune moments [rochberg]
2992. Stupid submarine tricks [jch.z]
2991. brain-wave technology [bhudson]
2990. Hippie chick pie wagons [jch.z]
2989. As many dimensions as needed [rochberg]
2988. large cow pattie rail gun. [bhudson]
2987. LunaDisney [scottd]
2986. The First Lady of the State of Iowa [clamen.z]
2985. In the laboratory, at the cellular level [clamen.z]
2984. as smart as oysters
[pdinda]
2983. disturbingly incompetent data
[shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2982. a hand-held device that can do everything except find a girlfriend
for a fat, smelly nerd. [bhudson]
2981. a fast-moving wave with the consistency of wet cement [roc.z]
2980. compulsory amalgamation
[shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2979. $88 million: Miscellaneous red, white, and blue bullshit [scottd]
2978. conch potato [baird]
2977. rankle biters. [baird]
2976. A historical tourist trap [tomault]
2975. First dogshit fruit under the dogshit tree [jch.z]
2974. Three pancakes arranged in violation of U.S. copyright law.
[pdinda]
2973. Bent over for The Man [jch]
2972. DukesFest 2004 [roc.z]
2971. Dropping with extreme prejudice [jch.z]
2970. interpenetration leading to massive collision damage and hence death [jch]
2969. New Slime MoriMori Dragon Quest title [psu]
2968. mouse goo cleaned up off the floor. [bhudson]
2967. The big Peruvian book of small Peruvian snakes [clamen]
2966. Tom and Corey's zipper filter. [baird]
2965. Eli's Grim Teddy Bear. [baird]
2964. A cracksmoker with better information than I have about
the alternate uses of doorknobs. [rochberg]
2963. Biochemically incapable of getting off on caffeine. [jch]
2962. a tumble/tenderize/season process. [eli]
2961. Scary-Ass Birdhouse [agroce]
2960. a maternity version of military camouflage [bhudson.z]
2959. The part in the bible where Jesus says "There can be only one" or whatever. [rochberg]
2958. a smirking fungus holding keys and a billy club standing in front
of a bunch of algae (floating unhappy faces) imprisoned in a vaguely
biological-looking jail.
[eli]
2957. a biochemical similarity between the penis and the lungs
[shafeeq@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2956. Emotions wearing funny hats. [tmwong]
2955. Emoticons wearing funny hats. +<}:-) [eli]
2954. weapon systems soft as a baby's bottom [agroce]
2953. The Dream in Chlorine [clamen]
2952. an archaeological lasagne [roc.z]
2951. A hallway full of medium-energy physicists [rochberg]
2950. The PowerPoint slides used by Benjamin Franklin at the First
Continental Congress [agroce]
2949. Chocolate Raspberry Truffle Tea [bhudson]
2948. the gnomes of zurich [psu]
2947. Fun-loving store manager Fred Johnson [clamen]
2946. Iconic grilled cheese [clamen]
2945. tomatoes with genomes in them. [eli]
2944. Division of Birds, Feather Identification Lab [rochberg]
2943. Snarge [rochberg]
2942. The Sounds of Unbridled Romantic Congress [fpereira]
2941. General Hood, the commander of the detention and interrogation
facility at Guantanamo. [eli]
2940. A business making waterproof postsurgical booties for dogs [rochberg]
2939. a William F. Buckley pez dispenser [agroce]
2938. The jerky-knee trap [jch.z]
2937. Necrophagous frenzy [rochberg]
2936. An Akihabara-based Japanese Dr. Pepper otaku club's email newsletter [jeffrey]
2935. Trickle-down self-loathing [jch]
2934. mercury flows with mean velocities in the range of 30-500 mm/s [rochberg]
2933. the Cannon Fodder of Time [psu]
2932. a love scene between Santa and the cold, practical Mrs. Claus
that was rendered into radio through the use of grunts and the
shattering of several dozen whiskey tumblers [agroce]
2931. an unwarranted use of rectal exams instead of magnetic wands to search
for contraband.
[eli]
2930. Bob & Carol & Ted & Santa (1973) [jeffrey]
2929. nasal regurgitation [jch]
2928. your miserable little ass [agroce]
2927. Spam golden honey grail in a collector's edition can. [eli]
2926. the Anger Brigades, the latest of many armed groups that have announced
their formation in the anarchy of the new Iraq.
[eli]
2925. At home with Minnie Driver [clamen]
2924. Seth the "GoFares Guy" [clamen]
2923. non-denominational, non-religious, items presented for no
particular reason around the winter solstice. [agroce]
2922. a bike helmet filled with cream cheese [bhudson]
2921. Two weird constitutional doctrines duking it out for world dominance [clamen]
2920. Mel Gibson's THE MACABEES [rochberg]
2919. I <3 maccabees [dpelleg]
2918. Mom and pop outfits, like Enron and Saudi Arabia [clamen]
2917. bicep-expanding, rage-inducing, testicle-shrinking flaxseed oil
[clamen]
2916. tasteful moon-based lasers [agroce]
2915. my firebird is being wonky [dpelleg]
2914. The International Chicken Sequencing Consortium [jch.z]
2913. hamster-complete [jch]
2912. rock-paper-scissors to determine who would have to put any discovered
corpse in the body bag strapped to the roof.
[eli]
2911. A girl whose long almost blue-black hair seemed so vibrantly alive that
it pulsated with a sentience of its own.
[eli]
2910. a classified stealth spy satellite code-named Misty. [eli]
2909. somewhere between a gay AC/DC and a straight Queen. [eli]
2908. Unix in a fruity plastic box [bhudson]
2907. the Victor von Frankenstein "Weird Science" Award for January 2001 [roc.z]
2906. The Uncanny Pit of Bureaucratic Despair [jch]
2905. crazy shower ideas
[pdinda]
2904. The killer death puzzle from hell in 4D lurking in the ice cream shop [clamen]
2903. A surprised little boy, in a red poofball hat [clamen]
2902. The Architect from The Matrix trying to sell them car insurance -
..concordantly the 5% saved through a 2 driver plan inexorably causes a
diminution of the overall non-fault accident premiums. Ergo those signing up
before January 1st will... [roc.z]
2901. Congealed pork fat and a side of sautéed baby eels [clamen]
2900. unprecedented settlement in lesbian bathhouse case. [bhudson]
2899. the automotive equivalent to IM [roc.z]
2898. A double issue of US WEEKLY guest-edited by the old CAHIERS DU
CINÉMA crew.
[clamen]
2897. arguing topology with two bagels and a piece of string in the kitchen [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2896. Odd or die mode [jch]
2895. mutated orange fetish pictures [bhudson.z]
2894. Content to adhere to a mantra of "when in doubt, dance" [clamen]
2893. NEW DIRECTIONS IN TIME RESEARCH [roc.z]
2892. source control disaster man [psu]
2891. A wagon full of pancakes, training for The Championship [clamen]
2890. churches-gone-wild with topless services [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2889. Parabola of Mystery [psu]
2888. the
midnight-attach-strut-A-to-base-B-with-bolt-C1-and-nut-C2-this-can't-possibly-fit!
routine [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2887. Crustal slippage [jch]
2886. the inundation capabilities of the code. [eli]
2885. High anal pucker factor [jch]
2884. That most homosexual of meals, brunch. [jeffrey]
2883. Rosita, our monster who comes from Mexico [fpereira]
2882. Defending the Liberty Bell from its sworn enemies [clamen]
2881. A decoy self-ad hominem attack. [peterb]
2880. Octopus cannon. [peterb]
2879. trying to argue that double-clicking on all form buttons and links
on the web makes things faster. [eli]
2878. evolutionary natural history museums. [eli]
2877. A sweatshop of twenty quebecois, toiling mercilessly
http://www.somethingpositive.net/ [fpereira]
2876. Imagination, daring, martial arts and lacy lingerie [clamen.z]
2875. Unheard-of techniques like "sweeping the clitchen floor." [jeffrey]
2874. The business woman/pageant model/actress/political appointee
(read:unpaid intern with fake tits) who also enjoys, according to
her own bio, "working as an image consultant."
[jeffrey]
2873. tortious interference [pdinda]
2872. Mr. No-More-Sphincter-Control [jch]
2871. An entire virtual planet of four billion people devoted to
building prayer wheels in an atempt at a denial of service attack on
God [fpereira]
2870. A CASABLANCA-ish story about a pig who is a flying ace in the
Adriatic between the World Wars
[clamen]
2869. international rule by Eurodweebs
[pdinda]
2868. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on government time
[norm]
2867. A suite of easy-to-use applications ready to turn your life into a digital
wonderland [clamen.z]
2866. open defecation [bhudson.z]
2865. roasted zephyrnuts. [baird]
2864. The glory days of NuBus [cache]
2863. A great deal of good, mainly eunuch-based physical humor [jeffrey]
2862. one, grand, unending polka. [bhudson]
2861. our rampaging robot alert [bhudson]
2860. severe and lasting halitosis [bhudson]
2859. Hero configurator [jch]
2858. Lipo-suctioned fat becomes sentient, runs amok
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
2857. Deconstructed Buffalo Salad [clamen]
2856. A multiplier, not a divider. [dpelleg]
2855. Sonnet 141: My mistress make'st my member painf'ly drip [psu]
2854. the Nine Inch Nails cover of the Zelda theme [agroce]
2853. Tater Bots. Tasty swarming goodness now with "termite pellet" mode
yielding fifty-foot termite mound replica in 100% modified potato starch
through stigmergic coordination.
[eli]
2852. Marzano tomatoes plucked by virgins on the slopes of Mt. Vesuvius [clamen]
2851. A well-known extreme motorcycle stunt for enthralled Aucklanders [clamen]
2850. Human Augmentation Teams. [eli]
2849. Dildo-grade silicone [jch]
2848. Healing & meditation, canopy research, photography, hunting, leisure [eli]
2847. The "four Ms" — marriage, mad-cow disease, missile defence and money [clamen.z]
2846. A footnote that ends with two closing parenthesis and a period. [rochberg]
2845. A footnote that ends with a period and two closing parenthesis. [rochberg]
2844. A conflicted bunny serial killer [psu]
2843. The scientific correlation between beard length and America hating. [psu]
2842. babycenter for the criminally insane [agroce]
2841. The "Zombie Dogs Jumping Through the Window Unexpectedly" genre [psu]
2840. The most famous Israeli minister for Jerusalem and Diaspora Affairs in
history [clamen]
2839. A Camel Race Kockey [goob]
2838. The best sexual slang from a Canadian since Snow said "I licky boom
boom down".
[jeffrey]
2837. a dark secret joy in my pants [agroce]
2836. A pants-based CRPG [tomault]
2835. A stripper by night who turns into a masked crime fighter even
later at night
[clamen]
2834. Scalia-flavored lemonade [scottd]
2833. Horrific Noise (thud/sproing) [jch]
2832. A new breed of soldier, bred to be transparent to RF under
5GHz. [rochberg]
2831. Nephelometric turbidity units. [rochberg]
2830. Sobriety High, a charter school in Maplewood, Minn., set up to educate and
treat students with addictions, mostly methamphetamine problems. [bhudson.z]
2829. "Rogue Squadron XVXIXI: Look, Just Buy It Again" [jch]
2828. Quicken Two Thousand and Fuck Me [jch]
2827. A small but rancid train of thought [jch]
2826. chicken scratch laconic homeworks delivered on the back side of used paper [bhudson.z]
2825. MOSH PIT OF THE UNDERCITY [roc.z]
2824. beyond perky into suborbital. [eli]
2823. The details of one's sex life, illustrated with ASCII porn [tomault]
2822. A character named "Guerrilla Contra," who rides a spider-tank and
smokes a corn-cob pipe, and is seen in demo cinematics wearing a top
hat, smoking a cigar, and dancing on helicopter blades
[jeffrey]
2821. the hypertrophied "no being a rodeo clown" center of his
civilized brain [agroce]
2820. Marauding bands of carpet installers. [rochberg]
2819. rabid rabbis [baird]
2818. Citizens Against Nude Juicebars and Pornography [tomault]
2817. a bitter, middle-aged Dick Grayson in a universe where he never came up
with an adult version of the Robin costume (Earth Two), picked a new ID
(Earth One) or any of the other exit strategies all the other versions of
Robin used. [eli]
2816. Star Trek: Intergalactic Pole Dancers XXX [peterb]
2815. the seven-minute viewing time historically clocked by the average person
who orders an adult pay-per-view movie.
[eli]
2814. Weekend at Bernies II: The Immanentist Heresy [agroce]
2813. The Centre for Rehabilitating Child Camel Jockeys [scottd]
2812. a tasty poached egg treat [clamen]
2811. making whales by flooding elephant preserves. [eli]
2810. a huge, incessant foghorn of pain, as if thousands of untrained fingers
were falling on thousands of keys playing a massive pipe organ of pain. [eli]
2809. an unauthorized castration [bhudson.z]
2808. An exhibition of violence and sloppy eating [clamen]
2807. Paint and loogie salad. [peterb]
2806. a forced march towards increased mental stimulation
[pdinda]
2805. Turd-shaped photons [peterb]
2804. Turd blossom [mahim]
2803. more Stalin-Complete [agroce]
2802. "blood squirting out various orifices" sad [bhudson]
2801. Only Spike knew the depths of her not-okayness. [jrs]
2800. An RSS reader with a built-in IRC chat client. [rochberg]
2799. Your garden-variety "destroy a planet and its inhabitants within a
week" extraterrestrials [psu]
2798. The most famous paper merchants in Slough [clamen]
2797. muslims or vegetarians or whatever [kosak]
2796. EarthBound Nature's Envirofry [kosak]
2795. somewhat moist spaghetti [bhudson.z]
2794. Crazy, crazy Jewish fun for the whole family [clamen]
2793. a hotel where they hear one bullet and they all complain. [eli]
2792. A friend with reverse claustrophobia who wanted to get in
the cage and would probably thrive being restrained all day but she
couldn't get off of work. [rochberg]
2791. probably one of those insoluble mysteries, like what happened to
the crew of the Marie Celeste, or where I put down my mug of tea [agroce]
2790. a kind of hopelessly abstract atomistic libertarian idealist
liberal kind of nonsense
[pdinda]
2789. a hidebound discriminatory reactionary [pdinda]
2788. High capacity jerky shooter [jeffrey]
2787. Double-bagged brain. [rochberg]
2786. Putting pregnant women in touch with would-be advertisers [clamen.z]
2785. A drive by cowing [psu]
2784. what I call "drive-by-cowing" [agroce]
2783. Gen. Than Shwe (ranked the world's third-worst dictator by Parade magazine) [eli]
2782. One guy in Podunk, TN, who likes all-anal robot gangbangs [scottd]
2781. Adamantium Powerbook G8s [psu]
2780. JNF003210 Juvenile Nonfiction / Animals / Ducks, Geese, etc. [scottd]
2779. Baker (1884), who gives 110 formulas for the area of a triangle. [bhudson]
2778. a book on the virtues of tea, Ch'a Ching. [bhudson.z]
2777. Popping the pain stack [jch]
2776. neverending-yet-weirdly-depressed frat party [mahim]
2775. Gerber jars that'll kill anyone [agroce]
2774. The most foul of the foul words [jch]
2773. All-Natural "So-Sorry" Gathering Pacifier [fpereira]
2772. The stash of baird clones they're growing in WeH9.
[rochberg]
2771. An eurotic vultcha [fpereira]
2770. the podcasting orgasm [agroce]
2769. A shady WiFi empire run by Poles [fpereira]
2768. Zelda's Axiom [psu]
2767. A boy who is fleeing an Oedipal prophecy and a witless old man
with the ability to talk to cats
[clamen]
2766. So-called "neurotypicals". [rochberg]
2765. Sudden monkey rectum magic. [jch]
2764. Mary Poppins vs. Peter Pan Smackdown [eli]
2763. Mil-spec baby seat [goob]
2762. The deputy mayor of Neptune. [rochberg]
2761. A tiny, shiny skulled homunculus [fpereira]
2760. sorry, Pootie Tang fans [agroce]
2759. Density of loathing [peterb]
2758. The second-most successful waterbed salesman in Bergen County [clamen]
2757. a rat bastard, a filthy little troglodyte with grasping, sweaty
hands and murine face [agroce]
2756. A long paragraph of depravity [fpereira]
2755. Ween hall, named for the scotchgard-huffing band that
founded its construction. [rochberg]
2754. Death and/or loss of skiing privileges [rochberg]
2753. The William F-ing Buckley of stand-up.
[clamen]
2752. The New York Times' "Bush Is a Christian Who Loves His Wife
Shock! See pages 2, 3, 4-9, 12-23, and special unreadable
Pulitzer-nomination section you can pull out and toss straight into
the trash" [agroce]
2751. evening of utter decadence all supporting a woman's right to choose. [eli]
2750. Popcorn plant D [rochberg]
2749. triangle soloist [roc.z]
2748. Corporate strategy meatpuppet. [jch]
2747. Horny Matrimony [tomault]
2746. The Donut Apocalypse of 2003 [tomault]
2745. _The Secrets of Jesuit Breadmaking_ [agroce]
2744. "Makes my insides contract involuntarily" territory [jch]
2743. Alcoholicus, Girlfriendlor and the Weed & Pizza twins [dpelleg]
2742. Queen of Bollywood; Former Miss World; More Beautiful Than You and
Anyone You Know, Have Known or Might Ever Know
[clamen]
2741. the essence of skin, stripped of what is unnecessary and preserved
in its peak of usefulness. [eli]
2740. An estimated street value of $4.97, although costs are rising as
Super 8 film reel cans are getting harder to find
[norm]
2739. The frustrating conclusion that the trepanation has had no
lasting effect. [rochberg]
2738. the bone-eating zombie worm [bhudson.z]
2737. triangular fuzzy numbers [bhudson]
2736. Singing, juggling and/or tomfoolery [clamen]
2735. The trapezoidal-shaped province [clamen]
2734. bladdernut.GIF [bhudson.z]
2733. All different and not better. [jch.z]
2732. High-Definition Armpit Hair [clamen]
2731. the Near East, Middle East, Far East, USSR, the Pampas, el Gran Chaco,
the Danubian Basin, Equatorial Africa, Hither Further and Inner
Mumbo-land, Gondhwanaland, Lhasa, and the villages of darkest
Berkshire [fpereira]
2730. Kosher Superpantry Appeal [bhudson.z]
2729. extra-virgin baby oil [bhudson.z]
2728. A crowing noise that rose from a deep ass [jch]
2727. scooby snack of industrial complex [bhudson]
2726. A massive uptake of good juju via my pelvis [fpereira]
2725. Two pieces of bread laid side by side with a stripe of peanut butter
spread on the table between them [clamen]
2724. Metaphorical whores [tomault]
2723. ring tones featuring the ecstatic moans and groans of its
adult entertainment professionals. [eli]
2722. The strange deistic conceit towards the end of the first season
finale of JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED [clamen]
2721. organic free-range gum [bhudson.z]
2720. too half-assed to be true [agroce]
2719. a vast hall containing a mini-golf puzzle based on Stonehenge [agroce]
2718. Ambassador nominee "John 'J-Bolt' Bolton"
[rochberg]
2717. Macho pride day. [rochberg]
2716. a series of State Department-sponsored jazz concerts, inside the USSR
and throughout the third world.
[eli]
2715. Traffic cones, keeping the faith [clamen]
2714. Gleefully Gory Ends [fpereira]
2713. a completely different game that also has breasts in chainmail [psu]
2712. Quest For the Sparkly Hoozits [psu]
2711. Steve McQueen's cigarette's butt [clamen]
2710. act of putting, sending, sowing, raining, discussing, burying, vomiting,
hammering into the ground, throwing through the air, rejecting, shooting,
the setting or clamp in a rick of turf, selling, addressing, the crown of
cast-iron buttons which have been made bright by contact with cliff-faces,
the stench of congealing badger's suet, the luminance of glue-lice, a noise
made in an empty house by an unauthorised person, a heron's boil, a
leprechaun's denture, a sheep-biscuit, the act of inflating hare's offal
with a bicycle-pump, a leak in a spirit level, the whine of a sewage farm
windmill, a corncrake's clapper, the scum on the eye of a senile ram, a
dustman's dumpling, a beetle's faggot, the act of loading every rift with
ore, a dumb man's curse, a blasket, a 'kur,' a fiddler's occupational
disease, a fairy godmother's father, a hawk's vertigo, the art of
predicting past events, a wooden coat, a custard-mincer, a blue-bottle's
'farm,' a gravy flask, a timber-mine, a toy craw, a porridge-mill, a
fair-day donnybrook with nothing barred, a stoat's stomach-pump, a broken--
[eli]
2709. The Ninth IASTED International Conference on ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE AND SOFT COMPUTING [bhudson]
2708. Microsoft Crack 2005 [bhudson]
2707. expensive bee vomit [bhudson]
2706. In Hitsujigaoka stands the statue of Doctor Clark, whose words "Boys, be
ambitious!" still influence the people of Hokkaido today. [kosak.z]
2705. how he had been called to promote extreme sports as a ministry after
telling God, "I'll do whatever you want me to do, but it better be cool, it
better be gnarly."
[eli]
2704. Two sets of synchronized twizzles [clamen]
2703. The guy who is Carth, but has a different name. [peterb]
2702. Sonnet #315: My Cousin is Sooooooo Fucking Hot [scottd]
2701. Our national addiction to hazmat units [clamen]
2700. The Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act, 15 U.S.C. 1125(d) [kosak]
2699. On the brink in Kyrgyzstan [clamen]
2698. a neglected, dried-up bowl of sourdough [bhudson.z]
2697. IEEE Technical Committee on Personal Communications [bhudson]
2696. The deranged yowls of a ranting banshee driven mad by the seepage of
bleached-blonde chemicals into her brain [jch.z]
2695. a perfect storm of inscrutable Linux error messages and shittily
designed software with no documentation. [bhudson]
2694. the business end of a space shuttle orbiter [mahim]
2693. exploring the chicken space
[shafeeq]
2692. The Hasidic Reggae Superstar [clamen]
2691. Hell Bovines, with Polearms, and they aren't exactly happy to see you [jch]
2690. the twice-a-week aerobics class (with free child care) called Firm
Believers [fpereira]
2689. First Congress on Turkology [clamen]
2688. Paper, a pencil, and a Snoopy ruler. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2687. Wang Dang Doodle -- written by Matt, performed by the Hermenie Button Box Club [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2686. The catastrophic day when there was an article about St. Urbain
Street in TIME
[clamen]
2685. The lifestyle magazine for kids who built model airplanes and grew up
to be network architects who read about Lego-powered supercomputers on
Slashdot. [clamen]
2684. a prehensive moat
[bhudson]
2683. A rag-tag team of Star Wars cliches [psu]
2682. A mobile caravan of outrage [clamen]
2681. That perfect combination of youthful innocence and genital pounding. [scottd]
2680. corrosive-material chemists, ocular surgeons, and testicular electricians [jch]
2679. spay-in hair colouring [bhudson]
2678. Weekend at Bernie's over there in Rome [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2677. A dozen girls, in their underwear, dancing to Def Leppard [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2676. snorfling cashew nuts and talking at length about what it means to be
a blogger. [eli]
2675. src/MoochoUtilities [bhudson]
2674. Plurality of otters [rochberg]
2673. The Independent Republic of Nopantsistan [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2672. Tzvika Tamuz, Israel's only pet detective [clamen]
2671. several chemicals, most of which do not have any flavor of their
own but instead work by activating or blocking receptors in the mouth
that are responsible for taste.
[eli]
2670. The Dancer Transition Resource Centre [clamen]
2669. An anti-Devil cape and special chastity pants
[rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2668. International mouth sign for blow job [jch]
2667. An egg timer full of blood [rochberg]
2666. A clone of Nikita Khruschev sodomizing a clone of Josef Stalin [rochberg]
2665. Save-On-Foods Memorial Centre - Home of the Victoria Salmon Kings [clamen]
2664. a northern banana republic. [bhudson]
2663. Exhibit A in the future stalking trial [rochberg]
2662. Six strips not published online, author notes, Grad school the Boardgame
activity set and a foreword by Karl Marx! [clamen.z]
2661. %ASSHOLE [bhudson]
2660. A penchant for buttfuckery [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2659. The maximum number of Passover Coca-Cola bottles allowable by law [clamen]
2658. Luffing itself to death [jch.z]
2657. the only man to please both James Bond and thousands of
homosexuals [agroce]
2656. Egregious semicolonage [jch]
2655. Your BOWELS are FULL of SODIUM! [artist's depiction] [scottd]
2654. The quivering fresh luncheon meat in a prison shower sandwich. [scottd]
2653. mushrooms fried in sherry with sausages, bacon, baked beans, butterscotch
sauce and Southern Comfort. [sprite.z]
2652. wide ranging tentacle-oriented policies [agroce]
2651. the fact that a system spanning civilization existed at all without
having gone extinct from airlock mishaps and misguided attempts to have sex
with fusion generators.
[eli]
2650. Quivering, lashing appendages (Lewis 1981) [jch]
2649. A black eye and a foot to the breadbasket [fpereira]
2648. a SHAGGING service! [bhudson]
2647. A Fisher-Price Sonic Screwdriver [rochberg]
2646. a dwarf and a cuban hot dog vendor.
[bhudson]
2645. The hypersonic bimbo-tron [tomault]
2644. the new insect growth regulators, Esteem (=Knack, pyriproxifen) and
Applaud (buprofezin).
[eli]
2643. A simple, humble worker in the vineyard of the Lord [clamen.z]
2642. the Flying-Car mailing list (which I administer). [eli]
2641. A candidate who is neither an idiot nor a jerk to people [fpereira]
2640. A free bird table for every lonely spinster [fpereira]
2639. Kindness to most mammals
[fpereira]
2638. ISO/IEC JTC 1/SC 22/WG 9 Ada Rapporteur Group (ARG) [eli]
2637. a glowing, vibraphone-enhanced un-love song. [bhudson]
2636. Threateningly crunchy noises [jch]
2635. A herpetologist with way too much practice at mimicking the mating
call of a male cane toad. [fpereira]
2634. A house of cards built over a pool of gasoline [clamen]
2633. The Passover jailbreak of 1795 [clamen]
2632. The next generation in tween/teen graphic novels [clamen]
2631. a septuagenarian opposition leader supported by legions of Togo's
restless, disenfranchised youth. [bhudson.z]
2630. Muskox: Guardians of Cambridge Bay [clamen]
2629. The definitive documentary on professional bowling, then and now [clamen.z]
2628. grafted-on limbs of crab apple [bhudson]
2627. Zorfluker from Planet Krowdon [tomault]
2626. Clipper Magazine Stadium [clamen]
2625. An onstage flying automobile that the Guinness Book of World Records
already has solemnly dubbed the most expensive prop ever [clamen]
2624. 99 Luftmakefiles [rochberg]
2623. Ravenloft, with Furries [tomault]
2622. Euromutt-American. [tmwong]
2621. Dark Side M&Ms [psu]
2620. Blueberry Donut Ho's [tomault]
2619. Raping kittens with cacti for science [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2618. the first prawn to play a dog in the history of motion pictures [agroce]
2617. toasters... with great looking legs [clamen]
2616. Clones organizing and taking over, through sheer force of cloned will [clamen.z]
2615. Muzzle loading (black powder) firearms with a caliber
less than 20 mm that were manufactured later than 1937 and that are
not reproductions of firearms manufactured earlier than 1890. [rochberg]
2614. "Forklift and applets" snowglobes [tomault]
2613. Porn Land Mine [jch]
2612. The &&= operator [rochberg]
2611. Rotan's Sonata for Holotyne [peterb]
2610. everyone's favorite metrosexual demon slayer [psu]
2609. the command 'svn blame' (alias 'svn praise') [bhudson]
2608. a far higher dose of the armpit chemical than anyone would be exposed to
in normal life. [bhudson.z]
2607. contemporary scientific ideas such as time travel, space travel
or gay sex [agroce]
2606. 1,344 machines costing more than $1 million each to search for
explosives in checked bags by examining the density of objects inside. [eli]
2605. condoms, semen receptacles, and fuck dolls. [karl]
2604. Fog of war, my ass. [scottd]
2603. the eschatological kewpie doll at the End of Days. [agroce]
2602. The Crumb Rubber Universal Marketing Bureau (C.R.U.M.B.). [eli]
2601. Sleek and off-white [clamen.z]
2600. the tripod structures used by the Santarchy of the Neonorth to monitor
residents. Each structure supports a mechanical eyeball. The eyeball sees
when people are sleeping. It observes when they are awake. It recognizes
actions as bad or good and informs the central bureaucracy accordingly.
[eli]
2599. 1-800-AUTOPSY [jch]
2598. Stonehenge remodeled by Stalin [agroce]
2597. Quality Clowns in the Burlington area. [rochberg]
2596. a team of four people whose function is to react with similar
shock and horror
[agroce]
2595. a gay, gold-plated Jeeves [psu]
2594. The prize for least speakable burst of dialog in a Star Wars movie [psu]
2593. A freakishly over-developed man-breast [fpereira]
2592. Flotilla DeBarge, a statuesque drag queen who bears more than a
passing resemblance to the talk show host Star Jones [fpereira]
2591. #include
2590. That full-length "action" musical starring the "Kool Aid"
pitcher-guy. [rochberg]
2589. Management Ass Monkeys [jch]
2588. A unit used in Pentagon antiscorbutic planning [scottd]
2587. Dennis Prager, who is intelligent 99 percent of the time [clamen]
2586. the partisan, leadership-led use of cloture votes to kill - to defeat -
to assassinate these nominees. [eli]
2585. an indistinguishable thatch of dark curls as Eric's cathedral entered
Richard's bazaar.
[eli]
2584. The disappointment in his pants. [jch]
2583. knife fighting wu-tang clan kung fu clown midgets
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
2582. a powerful squeegee vaccuum system [bhudson.z]
2581. that monster who chopped all those poor children in half. [bhudson.z]
2580. Bride of cookie monster. [rochberg]
2579. Barking up a terrible tree [jch.z]
2578. the porn release that finally combines hot queer SM, retro-techno-fetish,
and waitressing into a single yummy confection.
[eli]
2577. World record for the deepest live radio broadcast [clamen.z]
2576. An absurdly large number of avocados to have in a
non-commercial setting [rochberg]
2575. An excuse to fill the screen with adorable, big-eyed lemurs [clamen]
2574. They look like coffins with wings. [visigoth]
2573. noop decls in brap [jch]
2572. A write-only wiki [rochberg]
2571. people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances
to disassemble.
[eli]
2570. Lines of coke snorted off of the wooden leg of a Texas stripper.
[rochberg]
2569. God Concepts. [bhudson]
2568. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong in a non-culpable way [jch]
2567. wincemeat
[visigoth]
2566. cheesy Mexican lesbian vampire movies [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2565. the spectacle of an FTL drive limited only by the stifling conservatism of the Church of England. [eli]
2564. writing "oleo" and "aria" into crossword grids for the 9,000th time [clamen.z]
2563. General Blowjob's Chicken.
[visigoth]
2562. General Electric Blowjob [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2561. A recording of Don Ho singing "Shock the Monkey" [rochberg]
2560. Rebooting in a happy place [jch]
2559. the neww pro vigra algorithm
[bhudson]
2558. the furry 5k race. [bhudson.z]
2557. costumes, unicycles, chain saws, music, dogs, leftist political messages
... [bhudson.z]
2556. The Year of the Jackass [tmwong]
2555. Excessive player flame exposure [rochberg]
2554. an OB adept with longsword [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2553. Staff Sergeant Terry Blogg [clamen.z]
2552. Fireworks that shoot medicine [psu]
2551. Jet lag, loneliness and adrenalin [clamen]
2550. one bong hit away from utopia [karl]
2549. Hot sex with the "Bacon is a Vegetable" girl. [rochberg]
2548. Former VP of Iran/blogger [clamen]
2547. Living the terabyte lifestyle [clamen.z]
2546. Professor of Recreation and Park Management [clamen.z]
2545. me, who correctly enjoys sludge [agroce]
2544. A sort of ROCKY IV with a cute, hyper-competitive VW Beetle instead of
Sylvester Stallone [clamen.z]
2543. Wigs, when not medically necessary for mental health. [tmwong]
2542. spleen fork. [bhudson]
2541. Moving from divorce to dinner-party disagreement to childbirth to
the first tentative flirtation on adjoining Sardinian beach towels
[clamen]
2540. How to sex a dinosaur [clamen]
2539. the Peanut Hotline [bhudson]
2538. Determining shipping damage to potatoes shipped by rail in 100
pound burlap sacks and in bulk (Idaho agricultural research progess
report) [bhudson]
2537. a severe injury with a kitchen knife. [bhudson]
2536. a Special Edition Gwar iPod [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2535. Popular monocultures [psu]
2534. the marijuana-producing regions of Mexico, Canada, and Quebec. [bhudson]
2533. a value-for-money monarchy [bhudson]
2532. A "good value" as far as monarchies go [clamen.z]
2531. Russian necrorealist cinema [roc.z]
2530. Mt. Vernon-Woodberry Cotton Duck Co. v. Alabama Interstate Power
Co [bhudson]
2529. Almost dislocating your girlfriend's shoulder when they bring the
coconuts out
[clamen]
2528. GRAND THEFT AUTO: HAMSTER [scottd]
2527. GRAND THEFT SEA KAYAK [eli]
2526. GRAND THEFT SEA KAYAK: PACIFIC NORTHWEST TOUR [psu]
2525. GRAND THEFT AUTO: SESAME STREET [roc.z]
2524. A television special about Ronnie James Dio's cat. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2523. 40% stiffer and sportier [clamen]
2522. big bugs with boobies [psu]
2521. Vendettas pursued through masterpieces of cross-referencing [fpereira]
2520. rabbits, venison, kangaroo, crocodile, emu, etc. [bhudson.z]
2519. Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research
[kosak]
2518. The latest EARS black-hole project. [jch]
2517. Slated for implosion in the near future. [jch]
2516. The Noun Phrase Police [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2515. A mixture of voodoo and natural pep. [fpereira]
2514. a sentence once composed by Wieseltier in response to the
anti-Salman fatwa that, in its humorless and melodramatic posturing,
may be the worst three words ever written [agroce]
2513. high-end computing systems with more than four megabytes of memory. [bhudson.z]
2512. The most reviled woman in Canada [clamen]
2511. reliable, dependable, and inoffensive to the buttock. [dpelleg]
2510. The only known case of a bird doing the moonwalk [jch]
2509. Supreme Court house parties [bhudson]
2508. A man whose ideal race preparation consisted of "a good pheasant, some
champagne, and a woman." [clamen.z]
2507. The feeling you get when defeating someone in Super Smash Brothers
using Party Hat Pikachu [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2506. Wandering around eating berries and waiting for the revelation "farming == BEER" to strike [scottd]
2505. the Lamination of Christ [bhudson.z]
2504. a zombie leap-pad murmuring "brains.. brains.." [psu]
2503. ship's gopher, complete with luminous green suit [roc.z]
2502. New shiny clicky thing. [jch]
2501. the 9/11 fee, the we-might-seat-you fee, the bankruptcy-lawyer
fee, and the does-it-feel-good fee.
[agroce]
2500. Over-the-top b'nai mitzvah parties, which are fully staffed with DJs,
tarot card readers, bartenders and caricaturists. [clamen.z]
2499. text-only, printer-friendly, ADA-compliant, PDA-compatible, hyphen-happy
[karl]
2498. The Make-Believe Bus-Fuckers League [agroce]
2497. Ossuary towel rack. [goob]
2496. troops of dancing girls, representing the triumphant bacteria of Earth.
[eli]
2495. Went total bridezilla [jch]
2494. From the Times' "revulsion and resolve" to the Sun's call for
internment camps.
[clamen]
2493. joint years (joints per day x 365). [eli]
2492. a live sloth, then a dead sloth, and then a cooked sloth. [eli]
2491. Hypothetical monkeycam [rochberg]
2490. the "you do everything possible just by always moving forward and
killing everything you see" nature [psu]
2489. Gay German pengins, Reuters, February 11. Platitudes from Davos,
Wall Street Journal, January 31. The Times speaks up for the Jesuits,
New York Times, December 12, 2004. [agroce]
2488. A foot-tapping, clock-melting delight [agroce]
2487. The worst monkey in the history of gaming. [psu]
2486. Protection from poision resistance. [rochberg]
2485. The longest-running BATMAN movie website on the Net
[clamen]
2484. A dredlocked bellydancer in the mosh pit for a death metal band whose singer/bassist
is a property attorney. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2483. A persistent glass of mead [clamen]
2482. Drunk pickle magic [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2481. A big 3.2L telephone [clamen]
2480. Chic Lobby in limestone and teak [clamen]
2479. the god of sock puppets [psu]
2478. A 70 year old woman in a very heavy car [psu]
2477. Terradynamic cavitation [rochberg]
2476. NaN (Not A Nipple) [agroce]
2475. Painful nipple abrasion [rochberg]
2474. The Lance Armstrong HP laptop [psu]
2473. One hell of a lot of stationary bikes kept behind padlocked metal doors [clamen.z]
2472. The biggest opening for any movie starring Johnny Depp. [clamen.z]
2471. iffing code into the cornfield [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2470. The British-American Iraq Body Count Project [clamen.z]
2469. Slurpee Time on 23rd Street [clamen]
2468. jwz/rms [rochberg]
2467. a stealth motherfucker [psu]
2466. Australian Research Council Centre of Excellence for Integrative Legume Research. [eli]
2465. cornified, melanized nuptial pads. [eli]
2464. STAYING ALIVE, a 1983 movie that is, by legal standards at least, not
considered a classic [clamen.z]
2463. Blow jobber. [tmwong]
2462. a game like that one where you're vying to define the Nicene Creed,
except that instead you are trying to define what your "Faramir" does. [eli]
2461. "They Needed A Songbird In Heaven So God Took Caruso Away",
"There's A New Star In Heaven Since Valentino Passed Away," and
various other necrophiliac novelties
[agroce]
2460. je ne status quo [agroce]
2459. As much fun as a party full of bloggers [scottd]
2458. Unarmed executives
[visigoth]
2457. Riding the Uranium Boom [clamen.z]
2456. the mortgage company's national philanthropic initiative announced in
connection with the launch of the airship.
[eli]
2455. a puny 15-gram brain to coordinate 150 kilograms of weight,
10 metres of length and a 1.5-metre-long penis. [eli]
2454. low speed cat chase [sprite.z]
2453. Queen Victoria's prettiest and most sexually predatory daughter
[clamen]
2452. A big 3.2 liter telephone. [psu]
2451. a clumsy Photoshop job of me accepting a Pulitzer Prize from a
Wookiee [agroce]
2450. [redacted] using a piece of hose. [eli]
2449. A blood-spattered Canadarm flinging goat carcasses into the void [clamen.z]
2448. Dogon Country, where menstrual blood is Kryptonite [clamen.z]
2447. Octopus fucking [peterb]
2446. Most Spectacular Bayesian Mimicry [agroce]
2445. an utter trainwreck of dismal giant robots and bisexual love triangles [magus]
2444. a sexual act that can create thinking in your adolescents.
[bhudson.z]
2443. Brave Bobbies vs. Shady Spooks [clamen]
2442. A Bayesian prior for gay, Gay, GAY. [jch]
2441. America's Disturbing Love Affair With Ranch Dressing [clamen.z]
2440. a heartthrob of teenage settler girls who have spent the long, hot
summer protesting the withdrawal.
[eli]
2439. live nude bowling [magus]
2438. The whole regrettable "yo yo yo" incident [jch]
2437. The longest-serving minister of fisheries in Canadian history [clamen]
2436. A Stargate SG-1 / Battlestar Galactica gay bear sex party,
hosted by a squaredance caller. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2435. A haversack and some trepidation [fpereira]
2434. Windows XP Professional Global Oppression Server [dpelleg]
2433. theaterwide biotoxic and chemical warfare [rochberg]
2432. When a bad roll of the dice at the quantum casino causes your head to
teleport six feet north. [scottd]
2431. PAL territories. [eli]
2430. zombie cheerleaders from hello kitty [agroce]
2429. the valley of the shadow of mild discomfort [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2428. special EFF-branded blogger pajama pants [rochberg]
2427. The man with the biggest Rolodex in colonial Boston [clamen]
2426. Yurts, robot secretaries, and talking dinosaurs [clamen]
2425. Obscurity Through Obscurity
[psu]
2424. The Kabul Yacht Club [agroce]
2423. A manic but lovable whack-job who doggedly filmed and obsessively
idealized the bears that would ultimately eat him
[clamen]
2422. Coca , that stoical plant [clamen]
2421. H. N. Moseley, On the presence of Eyes in the Shells of certain
Chitonidae, and on the structure of these Organs,
Quart. Journ. Mic. Sci. new ser. xxv., I885.
[eli]
2420. video game sufficiency dominance disorder [psu]
2419. An epic rambling essay about the role of light bulbs in
postindustrialist Hegelian sensitivities, illuminated by Kantian
deconstructivist revisions of Freudian analyses of infantile
associations between light bulbs and penises, in shaping the
phototropic behavior of neoatavistic urban primitives. [karl]
2418. A thespian with a caravanette [fpereira]
2417. the house centipedes of batrachian fish-men [agroce]
2416. Only one resistance step away from a cavity search [jch]
2415. A whole *bucket* of fatwa [agroce]
2414. a replica Viking longboat made out of 15 million ice cream sticks. [eli]
2413. A huge fucking asstype [jch]
2412. the moral high ground and the White House, two valuable pieces of
real estate [agroce]
2411. Spending the day dead for defensive reasons
[jch]
2410. A two-word name, the second of which was "Gonads" [agroce]
2409. well developed senses, including a pair of eyes on stalks. [eli]
2408. An irresistable urge to feed an entire roll of fax paper into
the paper shredder. [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2407. The throbbing pain from your implant [rochberg]
2406. Instinctive leg-crossing [jch]
2405. a 'rollable TV screen', something that has long been promised by
nanotechnologists.
[eli]
2404. not pure water, but water contaminated by errors of omission and commission. [eli]
2403. the institutional love child of Ayn Rand and Jerry Falwell [karl]
2402. Epic Cheese Proportions. [tmwong]
2401. the Death Vomit [bhudson]
2400. Multi-generational Labradoodles [clamen]
2399. a toaster that takes a meteorological information from the internet and
then browns your bread with an image of what weather to expect on the way
to work.
[eli]
2398. Sliced Pony [jch]
2397. socks filled with a cocktail of feces, dirt and flammable, slow-burning
hand sanitizer.
[eli]
2396. Two years worth of classes crammed into three years [clamen]
2395. Sincere belief that killing this guy would make the world better?
[tmwong]
2394. Two user-definable self-destruct inputs [rochberg]
2393. The totally awesome polygonal Sword of Justice [clamen]
2392. a group of Japanese zombies wielding a bottle of wasabi [bhudson.z]
2391. the love child of Tina Turner and James Brown [agroce]
2390. a "dark land" where homosexuals ruled the roost. [eli]
2389. The pro-moron lobby [jch]
2388. The Colditz Castle Dutch Hawaiian guitar band.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/PicOf_4C_DutchHawaii.jpg [roc.z]
2387. The toilet that broke up Brad and Jen [clamen.z]
2386. a nice brochette of abject failure.
[psu]
2385. A personality problem in a silly white hat.
[psu]
2384. My boil named Fred.
[cache]
2383. Nostradamus in a frock. [psu]
2382. Sarah Silverman talking about Jimmy Kimmel's testicles [clamen]
2381. The Wal-Mart Emergency Contact Service [clamen.z]
2380. an action entitled, U.S. v. $10,045 U.S. CURRENCY [dkindred]
2379. 300 ambulances (not all that usful underwater)
[joshua@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2378. A big water baloon of ebola in the sky [roc.z]
2377. iTunes sex phone [peterb]
2376. something that has multiplication, addition, a thing called a
"bacteriophage" such that bacteriophage + x = x, and a thing called
"charles darwin" such that charles darwin * x = x.
[eli]
2375. the new Ug99 form of stem rust. [bhudson]
2374. Watts wasted decoding images of cats posted on the Internet. [roc.z]
2373. By the marina, in warm sunshine, with a meat pie in hand, in winter [clamen]
2372. The Operation Windmill Scrotum controversy [agroce]
2371. boob-compatible keyboard [karl]
2370. A young emergency room physician who plays in alternative rock
bands and does art on the side
[clamen]
2369. 24th European Symposium on Occultation Projects [roc.z]
2368. Antiquity's most overbearing mother [clamen]
2367. Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional
Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, Ultimate Edition. [dpelleg]
2366. The first car ever to be named after an ingredient. [pdinda]
2365. A monkfish among cars [pdinda]
2364. The pornography of despair [jch]
2363. The man in the coonskin cap with a gmail address. [rochberg]
2362. Land Where Consumer Electronics Are Eternally Blessed. [jch]
2361. 022E23. magnetic mononipples [baird]
2360. no Pea weevil Poirot [agroce]
2359. "Project Walrus": DARPA'S zeppelin of the future [agroce]
2358. a routine and anticlimactic pooling of liquid rock. [eli]
2357. West Virginia's ginseng law [bhudson]
2356. The ancient Hindu symbol for fudge [jch]
2355. The so-called Prandtl-Glauert singularity [jch]
2354. Grand Theft Auto: Pyongyang [rochberg]
2353. Either pooping or concentrating very hard [jch]
2352. 100,000 Normal Deviates [jch]
2351. Trying to hold the eels in. [jch]
2350. The gay man's TITANIC. [jch]
2349. The natural energy of figs [clamen]
2348. a glorious moment of "so with gecko tires you could drive up a
wall!" [agroce]
2347. minor buttnumbathon [scottd]
2346. "a boiling boil on the soul's posterior." [fpereira]
2345. the great hairy pampas of his chest. [eli]
2344. a hushed but intensive search for three missing lab mice reportedly
infected with deadly strains of plague.
[eli]
2343. The dead blue chick with the rotting veil and the talking maggot in
her eye socket, and the upper-crust society dame with the freaky
orange hair and the passion for giant vegetables
[clamen]
2342. The nationwide BATTLESTAR GALACTICA educational outreach program [clamen]
2341. the chance to play Risky Business in what was originally a Star Trek like environment. [eli]
2340. an image of an enormous, athletic, mighty Grecian who, despite the traits
which make him ideal for mortal combat, is covered from head to toe with
fleshy knobs - vulnerable heels scattered over the length and breadth of his
body like warts on a toad.
[eli]
2339. A lifelong crusade against inaccuracy [rochberg]
2338. a very peculiar thermoregulating muscle in their jaw. [eli]
2337. Howard Stern, Bono of U2 and Robert Novak [agroce]
2336. an actual sprinkler for one's lawn with Darth Vader holding a lightsaber
while standing on the Death Star.
[eli]
2335. Porriwiggles, tadpoles and other tortuous animalcula in water. [visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2334. a tattoo of the lips from rocky horror right below the belly button. [baird]
2333. The official paperwork of War [clamen]
2332. A bounty hunter with a hilarious Home Counties acccent [clamen]
2331. Cod roe ice cream in the shape of a bunny [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2330. Zombie with a weight problem
[agroce]
2329. Starbucking. [baird]
2328. Kimmy Neutron [psu]
2327. A CPU designed for direct execution of Tcl programs. [rochberg]
2326. Scorcese and DeNiro making their first movie together after DeNiro
had left the business to pursue a calling as a Buddhist monk.
[clamen]
2325. The world record for marathon joggling [clamen]
2324. The monkey's "space pants" [agroce]
2323. Warning: Site contains images of animatronic dudes' peeing [agroce]
2322. Sunday in the park with meat. [jch]
2321. The GHOSTBUSTERS II of hurricanes [clamen]
2320. 718281828459045. zephyr density (6.2 smart-asses/zgram @ 98.6F) [baird]
2319. The annals of John Carpenterphoria [clamen.z]
2318. www.tombofjesus.com [scottd]
2317. a perfectly good snakes-on-a-plane flick. [eli]
2316. makers of the crappy drunken goat [agroce]
2315. The orbital anvil case [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2314. The masculine arts of fighting, copulation, animal skinning, and so forth. [clamen]
2313. one of those Me 163B Komet-style relationships, with the incredible
rushes, stupendous accelerations and horrific dissolving of one or more of
the participants due to the fuel leaking into the pilot's compartment.
[eli]
2312. An evil Roman Batman and Robin [clamen]
2311. Like STAGECOACH if the Indians had spaceships and ate people [clamen]
2310. Robert Lawless, a law professor at the University of Nevada [bhudson]
2309. non-judicial qualifications. [eli]
2308. OMGWTF best practice! LOL [agroce]
2307. any size event whether you are interested in a single camel or complete nativity sets. [eli]
2306. A severe attack of the wedgies [jch.z]
2305. The new freestyle full beard world champion [rochberg]
2304. a claim of dubious credit for coining the word "blawg" [rochberg]
2303. the world's first non-disappointing robot. [eli]
2302. Fondue of the month club [rochberg]
2301. Northeast Ohio's leading self-service pet grooming facility [rochberg]
2300. A previous hell-life in which I was an experienced user of /usr/bin/find [rochberg]
2299. A 500 slices/minute cheese slicer. [rochberg]
2298. will-to-live detumescing [scottd]
2297. A goat of good repute [jch]
2296. the "we suck at data entry" fee. [agroce]
2295. A removable, interchangeable vagina system, for ease of cleaning
and sensory variety. [fpereira]
2294. The words "Homemade yogurt machine" in a blue box.
And then the font goes over to Times Roman.
[kosak]
2293. a bowel infection in the famous Dione quintuplets. [eli]
2292. a chilly Toroidal Twinkie [agroce]
2291. Biological rhythms and depression: The role of Zeitgebers and
zeitstorers. Depression 1:285-293, 1994.
[eli]
2290. The first trance opera of the world [clamen]
2289. Bashkortistan (and no, I didn't make that up, it's a real
stan. Check it out in the World Book Of Stans) [agroce]
2288. a Croatian terrorist cell that uses Canadian Web sites to murder millions
of unwitting Americans looking for cut-rate pharmaceuticals.
[eli]
2287. an agriculturally savvy challenge to euclidean geometry
[visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2286. Warner Brothers, Chevy Chase and the delicious Goldie Hawn [clamen.z]
2285. Techno-trousers, from NASA [psu]
2284. A very "Great. Just gazed into the abyss" bit [jch]
2283. your Naive Boy asshat on [agroce]
2282. bone-eating snot-flower [agroce]
2281. less 'ha ha funny' and more 'uncomfortable laugh funny.'
[jch]
2280. fierce little reading machines, devourers of new syntax. [eli]
2279. Berroco's latest pattern book, "Knitting for Dirty Whores" [magus]
2278. wears a cape from time to time and harbors disturbingly
pro-Belgian attitudes [agroce]
2277. one count of brain-in-a-jar. [rochberg]
2276. the one about the false seneschal who puts a leper in the queen's bed,
to a sprightly celtoboogie tune. [eli]
2275. vicarious sympathy despair joy [scottd]
2274. animal or human feces, broken glass, corrosives, drowning, ice,
multi-level maze of small muddy crawls amid loose rocks and pits,
rockfall, speleophobia, skunk dens, toxic calcium carbide.
[eli]
2273. A steel-cage match between Ira Glass and Garrison Keillor [rochberg]
2272. The kineticism of the mise-en-scène [clamen]
2271. True Roman bread for True Romans [clamen]
2270. the downward spiral into less valuable products such as park benches. [eli]
2269. www.chocolatefountainsrus.com [bhudson]
2268. A new sarin-based process [rochberg]
2267. The first places where no one race is dominant, where women can live
in real equality with men, where it's okay to be gay, and where people
pick up after their dogs. [clamen.z]
2266. screwing the ghost of Sam Walton [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2265. a world-class assemblage of butts [agroce]
2264. my second love, the !PENIS [agroce]
2263. So much soul he needs TWO jars to hold it all [scottd]
2262. an energy blast almost equal to that of the Magical Ginzu sword. [bhudson.z]
2261. A chicken standing in a chicken farm in the outskirts of
Tegucigalpa, Honduras on October 23, 2005
[clamen]
2260. Exactly like a normal chat show, but with Indians
[clamen]
2259. The heir to the throne -- a keen organic farmer [clamen]
2258. The Little Prince, His Bad-Ass Friends, and The Tac Nuke [agroce]
2257. a slow, gradual decline into total job suckitude [jch]
2256. cd'ing through directories and "fs sa" ing the ex out, directory by
directory while nursing a bottle of whiskey.
[eli]
2255. the cruel neccessity of feeding itself upon the bodies of the Saracens. [eli]
2254. Fountain of the Planet of the Grapes of Wrath. [eli]
2253. The Bookshelf of Broken Dreams [clamen]
2252. an inopportune placement of headseat cord, vis-à-vis open coke can.
[karl]
2251. kiloscrotaltasers [scottd]
2250. mixing 310 kg of guar gum into a swimming pool. [eli]
2249. overwhelming evidence that the invention of language was a good idea [clamen.z]
2248. Reincarnated as a giant, talking ear of corn. [tmwong]
2247. The hoi-friggin'-polloi [clamen]
2246. -Vegetable- Cubic Pastry [eli]
2245. Hot, Congressional Make-Up Sex [clamen]
2244. hot bubbling enema [magus]
2243. Sexiest Internet Executive, 2001 [clamen]
2242. the man the Venezuelan government calls "Mr. Danger." [eli]
2241. The enduring popularity of a Mexican sitcom about a street kid who
lives in a barrel
[clamen]
2240. vibrating trouser alerts [dpelleg]
2239. Recent spate of vampire bat attacks [rochberg]
2238.
/etc/sysconfig/how-is-it-that-a-registry-is-bad-but-four-billion-two-line-text-files-is-not/ [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2237. A pirate mega-musical made for Broadway [clamen.z]
2236. Kuwaiti datetime style. [eli]
2235. a critical shortage of cheerleaders [karl]
2234. a mouthwash formulation delivering the p53 tumor suppressor for oral
cancer prevention in patients diagnosed with leukoplakia, a pre-cancerous
condition that can lead to oral cancer.
[eli]
2233. stool to mouth, a surprisingly efficient form of transmission. [bhudson.z]
2232. a towering inferno of agroce/scottd comity. [eli]
2231. Eliminating your cash problems the Christian way [clamen]
2230. An attempt to dispose of a body by an incendiary means [fpereira]
2229. ". . ." from the edition . . . label. [eli]
2228. a direction best described as "what if Nero Wolfe and Archie Godwin
were methane-breathing spiders on a doomed world?"
[eli]
2227. "Christmast" day [psu]
2226. the approximately 1,100 lawyers who left Saddam Hussein's
defense team out of fears for their own safety.
[eli]
2225. Something so silly it degrades REASON ITSELF [jch]
2224. The Rolls-Royce of propeller beanies [rochberg]
2223. Supercharged Kazakh-Borat tensions [clamen]
2222. Operation Windmill Scrotum [roc.z]
2221. That's right, sage shallot sauce mother fuckers!
[visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2220. The "Euro Death-Knot" [bhudson]
2219. catholic-hierarchy.org [agroce]
2218. Tim Horton's ROAR OF THE RINGS [clamen]
2217. The Corey Feldman album cover you'll wish you never saw [clamen]
2216. a stream of things of value to Representative #1 and members of his staff. [eli]
2215. Mexican Influenced Cuisine in a relaxed, friendly atmospehre [clamen]
2214. an accident with a belt sander and a bottle of whiskey [roc.z]
2213. lawful capabilities to collect vital information, in a variety of unique
and innovative ways.
[eli]
2212. Multiple duck remains [jch]
2211. Five votes for "Dangerous or Harmful if Implemented" [jch]
2210. esoteric things like "lettuce" or "chicken" [psu]
2209. Operation SATAN'S PICNIC [roc.z]
2208. A crocheted Flying Spaghetti Monster dildo cozy [rochberg]
2207. Unpleasant aftereffects of suicides, attempted suicides, shotgun
murders, accidental impalements and "decomps" [fpereira]
2206. Our beloved cranberry can. [psu]
2205. Monetize This, a late-90s fish out of water comedy about a
gangster who takes a job at a web development firm. [rochberg]
2204. Tofu Real Doll
[cache]
2203. The elf-hunting camp of a similar name [clamen]
2202. The disco-fied, politically charged "Timor" [clamen]
2201. Spanky Sam's S&M Tie-Up Emporium and Bait Shoppe (home of America's
first dual-use sex toy and fish lure, "The Wiggler") [magus]
2200. Required Public Statement for GPL/LGPL Licensed Software Used in this
Television. [eli]
2199. Chumra of the Month Club [jch]
2198. Les amateurs de blogs-avec-des-recettes qui lisent la langue de
Terry Pratchett
[clamen]
2197. Reading X-Rays in Asbestos Suits. [eli]
2196. some novel pony compression scheme [agroce]
2195. ten fusion-powered five-hundred jigahertz something or others [psu]
2194. Exactly like the Middle East, except they've been invaded by
Newfoundlanders [clamen]
2193. Horde of collaborating buttheads [rochberg]
2192. An Extreme Sports Unicorn [psu]
2191. my mother, who was grammatically totalitarian and sexually permissive. [eli]
2190. Half a hundredweight of Pomp and Circumstance [clamen]
2189. Plasticine's finest hour [clamen]
2188. Decibels of Z [jch]
2187. W.B. Raymond Lickorish. Simplicial Moves on Complexes and
Manifolds. Proceedings of the Kirbyfest. [bhudson]
2186. An area of London that is usually on fire. [psu]
2185. the nearby city of Zagazig [bhudson]
2184. An unusually large, two-man cross-cut saw [clamen]
2183. custom-printed noise-making rubber whoopee cushions printed with a
caricature of President Bush and the words "Emissions Accomplished." [bhudson.z]
2182. The $199 Alternative to Checking the Weather by Looking Outside [clamen]
2181. The statue of the world's biggest perogi [clamen]
2180. The world's first sport utility vacuum [rochberg]
2179. Lose 5d8 gruntles [jch]
2178. A squad of vicious sea-cucumber-type things that resemble
uncircumcised penises [psu]
2177. [Idea 3591] Google resume example that doesn't make me feel inadequate [scottd]
2176. Questions which have been pondered and disputed since the invention of the
college dorm, but rarely, until the past couple of weeks, unstoned [clamen.z]
2175. The story starts with this deity, who is patron of kings, standing in
water. He's running a large spear through his own penis, letting
blood. Blood is squirting all over the place.
[visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
2174. clearly a megasupervillain [agroce]
2173. snow penises popping up all over town. [eli]
2172. Gary Phisher bicycles [dpelleg]
2171. his zealous legal pursuit of cartoonists who dare to portray him in animal form. [eli]
2170. Skull-stripping tool [jch]
2169. THE PILOT IN COMMAND'S IMPROPER INFLIGHT DECISION TO DIVERT HER
ATTENTION TO OTHER ACTIVITIES NOT RELATED TO THE CONDUCT OF THE FLIGHT.
[tmwong]
2168. The fact that the whole political system of the country currently
seems to be resting on the shoulders of an obese 80-year-old
[clamen]
2167. An inbred, self-referential, ivory-tower freakshow of mind-spooge [jch]
2166. Cruising the Caribbean aboard Princess's Crown Princess,
with AAA South Jersey President, Carol Scott [clamen.z]
2165. Federal POUND-ME-IN-THE-ASS prison. [tmwong]
2164. "Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 (With Advanced Security Technologies)
Media Center Edition 2005 with Update Rollup 2 [psu]
2163. Estimation of the heat stress on working man based in the WBGT-index
(wet bulb globe temperature).
[eli]
2162. the Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump [mahim]
2161. Unix, literature, poetry, international politics, and sodomy. [mahim]
2160. Bel's House of Rendered Women
[eli]
2159. a terrific visual and oral history of sneaker-collecting in New York from the 1960s through the mid 80s.
[eli]
2158. The push/pull of being alive, set to catchy tunes [clamen]
2157. Stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans [clamen]
2156. The "Ernest" pictures of their era [clamen]
2155. A work of astonishing ambition and beauty, even
while overly long and burdened by too much Colin Farrell.
[clamen]
2154. the pain and suffering of leap seconds. [eli]
2153. inconsistent extraction and a degraded product [pdinda.z]
2152. Various sequences of squeezing and pushing [jch]
2151. A startling and varied garden of regret [fpereira]
2150. preemptively armed with science [pdinda.z]
2149. unsanctioned removal of gas from the transit system. [eli]
2148. Charles Manson, Abu Nidal and a pack of rabid wolves [fpereira]
2147. The closest thing to a quagga in more than a century [clamen.z]
2146. an overfertilized potato with a sock puppet's face [bhudson.z]
2145. NON-COMPLIANT ENEMIES [pdinda.z]
2144. An ethereal female vocalist singing pseudo-classical airs with misty
mystical overtones [clamen.z]
2143. Pugs of Ill Repute [jch]
2142. Pre-mortem total body charring [rochberg]
2141. the jaded petes [agroce]
2140. one of those quintessentially British traditions no outsider can
hope to understand, like the Lord Chancellor walking backwards at the
State Opening of Parliament [agroce]
2139. the off-label use of a recreational device (the Super Soaker Max-D
5000) in the alleviation of a socially emergent ear condition.
[eli]
2138. A STAR WARS variety hour that could have benefited from more
Muppets and less Bea Arthur.
[clamen]
2137. a singer/songwriter whose focus is on unaltered foods. [eli]
2136. a ritual at Sparta where local sex goddess Helen stands at one end of
a mushy field while a line of naked young men crawl towards her, ploughing
the soil with their erections as they go and ejaculating away to fertilize
the earth, whipped on across their naked backsides by gangs of young virgins
with switches.
[eli]
2135. in 1969 there was a coup, with one of its stated aims the resolution of the
debate over the country's writing system. [roc.z]
2134. an ideal massager for milking the prostate of men locked in chastity. [eli]
2133. infinite improbability ponies [agroce]
2132. the iffy payphone outside Mohammed's Dairy Drink [agroce]
2131. A probability cloud of your naked body [jch]
2130. The bizarro world in which Slobodan Milosevic eats cake with a Bosnian
Muslim. [clamen.z]
2129. An iPod for the stomach, and a sous vide for the soul [clamen.z]
2128. A track featuring folk roots, mild rhythmic syncopation, acoustic sonority,
repetitive melodic phrasing and extensive vamping [clamen.z]
2127. 9 Tricks to Dismay! [agroce]
2126. 10 minute lethargy workout [fpereira]
2125. an article about butterflies, mosquitos and global warming - a scientific
tale artfully told with all the drama of a novel. [clamen.z]
2124. The bride dressed in mauve, and Stewart in a JESUS IS COMING T-shirt. [magus]
2123. A battle of arthritis against acne. [psu]
2122. A prestigous and coveted golden cock [psu]
2121. A show that can break your heart with a pronoun [clamen]
2120. many festivals and events, including but not limited to The Manly Man
Festival, Pioneer Days and Moose Days.
[eli]
2119. Non-symantic web pages [psu]
2118. That man-purse full of whoop-ass he keeps hidden in the vent
behind his dresser
[clamen]
2117. Warfare, blood-sport, flesh rent asunder [fpereira]
2116. an aborted scheme to topple the Brooklyn Bridge with a blow torch [eli]
2115. special kind of all. [dpelleg]
2114. Makes Ibsen look like a barrel of laffs. [agroce]
2113. Slightly warmed dog feces on brown paper. [tmwong]
2112. a pudgy and nervous-looking airplane leaking a trail of smoke [bhudson]
2111. a long weekend at an English country house, where Allen's only
diversions were Brideshead Revisited, An American Tragedy, and a few
old episodes of Law and Order [agroce]
2110. Tunde Cockshott's 1991 Ph.D. dissertation, "Wet & Sticky". [eli]
2109. One sign that bhangra is breaking through in a big way [clamen]
2108. Suburban alienation, nice cup of tea [fpereira]
2107. Head stuck to platter (phaser noise) [jch]
2106. Warning: contains verbose, unshaven hippy chicks and all the links
smell like patchouli [jch]
2105. You got my Cheez Whiz, boy? [mwm.z]
2104. Not your father's Kansas City [clamen.z]
2103. Bitten by a radioactive thesaurus as a child [scottd]
2102. The London Academy of Sex and Relationships, an $8.3 million sexual theme park. [scottd]
2101. A new eyewear collection designed for women attending funerals [scottd]
2100. something akin to herding retarded cats [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2099. Heroin-addicted sex slave orphans in the mountains of Myanmar [clamen]
2098. The highest level of fluoroelastomer quality assurance [rochberg]
2097. moose of death. (That is not a misprint.) [agroce]
2096. Mozart yogurt, sausage, and perfume. [dkindred]
2095. a novelist, and a dairy farmer, and a film producer, and the
fourth-ranked precision rifleman in America [agroce]
2094. the wet earwax populations of Africa and Europe [pdinda.z]
2093. crap flood -- knit one, pearl two. [karl]
2092. emacs, X11, KHAAANNNN! [scottd]
2091. A dream involving a talk given by Miles Davis about the
benefits of open-source software. [rochberg]
2090. Foreskin Quarterly
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
2089. Golden Bug Workaround God [jch]
2088. Are you the Jewish crouton on top? [mwm.z]
2087. That way lies madass. [baird]
2086. An eternal schoolgirl [tomault]
2085. Notarized copies of the marriage certificates for every gerbil you've
ever owned [pdinda.z]
2084. Egg Fu the Fifth [tomault]
2083. the alarm clock that turns on a heat lamp adjacent to a strip of bacon at
the appropriate hour.
[eli]
2082. more than 100 ovaries from dubious sources. [eli]
2081. The Wei T'o Magnesium Methyl Carbonate Process. [eli]
2080. butt puppet shows [karl]
2079. "You first, underpants off." [mwm.z]
2078. The robots for "Heddatron" [rochberg]
2077. An e-penis thing [jch]
2076. Anti-Heroes, Lost Shepherds and Space Hookers [clamen.z]
2075. A no caffeine, no Chomsky diet. [rochberg]
2074. changing the name of Danish pastry to that of a flower named after Muhammad. [eli]
2073. A Poor Man's SPACEBALLS [clamen]
2072. training beyond "here, wrap your mouth around this firehose" [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2071. The Hand of Joshua [jch]
2070. ergonomically-correct all-fours workstation furniture. [eli]
2069. an ice dildo [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2068. Lego difference engine ass man [agroce]
2067. typographical minotaurs [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2066. Austrian heirloom that translates literally as "trout, self-enclosing"
meaning it's a speckled romaine. [eli]
2065. An obsessed fanboy with wings and an axe [clamen]
2064. The Winsome Yak [fpereira]
2063. A little green guy, about three feet high, with seventeen eyes who
knows how to fly. [psu]
2062. Numerous events with horsies [jch]
2061. A gazelle trapped in the body of a beaver [clamen]
2060. an oedipuppie [pdinda.z]
2059. oedipuppy rex [pdinda.z]
2058. The ringtone secret that can make you irresistible to the opposite sex [clamen.z]
2057. the chinaman who peed on my rug. [psu]
2056. Another meaningless piece of that hideous massacre of the English
language they call ebonics.
[karl]
2055. The South Indian version of Denny's [rochberg]
2054. a hair-restoration product on the banned substances list [bhudson.z]
2053. Sudden-onset rectal prolapse [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
2052. The official investment firm of the US ski team [clamen]
2051. A certain je ne sais WTF [jch]
2050. Windows Starter 2007; Windows Vista Enterprise;
Windows Vista Home Basic, Windows Vista Home Premium, Windows Vista
ultimate, Windows Vista Business, Windows Vista Home Basic N and
Windows Vista Business N. The "N" releases are those which do not
include Media Player. [psu]
2049. Furries behind the skirting boards [fpereira]
2048. Men dressed as sexy lions, frolicking in the woodwork [fpereira]
2047. Freshly smelted, slag-free iron stewing at about 3000 degrees [clamen.z]
2046. bunnies ejaculating rainbows in freeze-frame [pdinda.z]
2045. Some bigger and stronger alliance of pissed-off Romanian
teenagers [rochberg]
2044. Elderly Non-fucking Ladies [fpereira]
2043. an oversaturation of its beaver commercials. [eli]
2042. A King James bible for those who sought the Word and a .44 Colt for
those who might wish to impede its delivery. [tmwong]
2041. Boobies and zombie heads [tomault]
2040. The crude truncations of the lower classes. [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2039. any contact, however slight, between the sex organ or anus of a person
and the sex organ, mouth, or anus of any animal, or any intrusion, however
slight, of any part of the body of the person into the sex organ or anus of
an animal, for the purpose of sexual gratification or arousal of the person.
Evidence of emission of semen is not required.
[eli]
2038. A load bearing boss [tomault]
2037. The seating plans of power [clamen]
2036. a workload that includes giving interviews, public lectures and
drafting a constitution for what will be the first Canadian Guild for
Erotic Labour [clamen]
2035. A haversack and some trepidation. [fpereira]
2034. Mom-and-pop nanotechnology start-ups [agroce]
2033. a special set of temporary "needle teeth" to attack their littermates in
the struggle for the mother's prodigal frontal teats
[eli]
2032. C4530-40290 ENCODER SNUBBER. [eli]
2031. historical romances full of rape and adverbs [agroce]
2030. a sonar receiver shaped like a remora fish to minimise drag when attached
to the animal.
[eli]
2029. The extra-clanky experience. [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2028. a solar system full of blind men solving Rubik's Cube simultaneously [pdinda.z]
2027. The third rail of American science [pdinda.z]
2026. the traditional 40 days of fasting, prayer and reflection on the
need for humane reform of immigration laws [agroce]
2025. Chesterton slash fiction [tomault]
2024. The bread of questioning [clamen]
2023. Fuzzy Wooly Toes [fpereira]
2022. 22 Empowered to look for WEAPONS of ASS DESTRUCTION. [baird]
2021. Shooting victim apologizes to vice-president [pdinda.z]
2020. A group of confused mere mortals with their classically-trained robot
allies race across time and space to keep from getting squashed as the
various Titans of the Western Canon square off. [clamen]
2019. My copy of Knuth, currently being used as a monitor stand [agroce]
2018. Nutella. Off a spoon. The whole jar. [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2017. Empire State Building (with bonus Met Life Tower) [clamen]
2016. exo-intestinal qualities [pdinda.z]
2015. Men, women, boys and girls publicly frolicking in costumes and
masks, and indulging in all kinds of jollity [clamen]
2014. Heeb magazine subscribers and other Jewish hipsters with an
overdeveloped sense of irony and secret shtetl lust [clamen]
2013. Spontaneous globe luxation [jch]
2012. someone with shallow eye sockets or floppy eyelid syndrome, for example. [eli]
2011. A very buff cow, a very ugly farmhand or a genetic pro-wrestling
experiment gone wrong. [fpereira]
2010. finished by a wave of ponies [agroce]
2009. A Flock of Segfaults [peterb]
2008. Whiter than Whitey McWhiteWhite [jch]
2007. Harvard, where it is not unusual for faculty to eat their
young. [rochberg]
2006. Currently featured wearing cowboy boots and hot pants in a TV pizza ad. [tmwong]
2005. British Minotaur Birth Council [fpereira]
2004. Mohammed Of The Month Club [agroce]
2003. His favourite stuffed animal, Mr. Murphy [clamen]
2002. A paragraph of fawning produce porn, near-sonnets about "gleaming melons"
and "glistening kumquats" [clamen.z]
2001. wrongness with mistaken sprinkles on top, and a cherry of total idiocy
[jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
2000. The ubiquitous-but-never-checked-for ESUCKS error code [tomault]
1999. A member of the American Poultry Hall of Fame [clamen.z]
1998. Forbidden Ruminant Romance [fpereira]
1997. A mad cyclone of passion and beef [fpereira]
1996. Genetic and ultrastructural analyses of leech cocoons. [eli]
1995. Fired for trolling the internet for dates while at work
[sdavis@CLUB.CC.CMU.EDU]
1994. my autonomous robotic nasal Saltine crammer. [eli]
1993. pegging dorks [baird]
1992. Lapboard eye candy [jch]
1991. Flocks of sentinel chickens [clamen.z]
1990. an Emergency Chocolate Chip and Ginger Cookie [tomault]
1989. Ravenshoe Rd. in East Gwillimbury [clamen.z]
1988. the natural antinomian nihilistic consequences of his liberalism. [eli]
1987. Fermilab buffalo herdsman Don Hanson. [eli]
1986. An entire wall of avocado slicers [jch]
1985. potatoes.gov [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
1984. a single panda on a single piece of human hair using a single piece
of rabbit hair. [eli]
1983. Composing decidedly funky scores for e-meter CD-ROM tutorials.
[visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
1982. Distilled from the urine of sacred cows, fed only on mango leaves [clamen]
1981. An unauthorized use of the "superhero" trademark [clamen]
1980. flexing his belly plates, resolutely seeking traction in soft, plush
haircap moss.
[eli]
1979. the perfect storm of self-satisfaction [pdinda.z]
1978. Visual Basic Instinct 7: VB.net [dpelleg]
1977. the hiring of Pulitzer Prize winner E. Annie Proulx to pen Brokeback
Falcon, a novel which explores the forbidden love between Han Solo and
Chewbacca.
[eli]
1976. the Gestapo or the B.B.C. or the Existentialists or the
psychoanalysts [agroce]
1975. The trailer parks of the Internet [pdinda.z]
1974. The Euro-American Hegemony Cat [tomault]
1973. Over 200 full-time employees, 83 part-time positions and 2,844
mindless gibbering slaves. [fpereira]
1972. The Kim Jong-Il pre-Easter Weapons of Mass Destruction Sale [mahim]
1971. One man's life-long dream to mount a major puppet production of
_Treasure Island_ [clamen]
1970. Egg-shaped cartoon characters demonstrating which sex acts get
which ratings [clamen]
1969. Putting the "fun" into "dysfunctional" [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1968. strap-on al-Qaeda bomber guy [pdinda.z]
1967. magnanimass [baird]
1966. ebutt, like ebay but free [baird]
1965. Intangible drilling costs. [eli]
1964. L'Affaire d'Enumclaw [jch]
1963. a violent but constructive whirlwind of educational toys [bhudson.z]
1962. A foot fetish model who has not previously reported her income [clamen.z]
1961. sort of like gay marriage, but for nerds. [dpelleg]
1960. Insulating sock of science [jch]
1959. salvatino [pdinda.z]
1958. Jennie, the plucky chambermaid [clamen]
1957. anthropodermic bibliopegy [pdinda.z]
1956. five counts of felony castration and five counts of conspiracy [agroce]
1955. the ultra-Orthodox "sex commando" [agroce]
1954. A nice change from being hunted by robots [rochberg]
1953. An electronic archive of images of people proving theroms
while wearing sarongs [rochberg]
1952. A moral high ground that only cyclists seem able to inhabit [mahim]
1951. an advocate of the husband-female family. [eli]
1950. Model-thin patent holders from Seattle [clamen]
1949. The story of the troubled Sweet'N Low empire [clamen]
1948. Some pecking at the ground, a little singing, some prancing about. [fpereira]
1947. navel gazing at sites where your navel is not located. [baird]
1946. your ex-girlfriend/unindicted co-conspirator [agroce]
1945. bourbon decay. [baird]
1944. Disney soundtracks (you know who you are, you fucking weirdo), Sade, Boys
II Men, or Bjork.
[tmwong]
1943. Characteristic goat-like odour. [rochberg]
1942. Impressive stereochemical control. [rochberg]
1941. Created by the American Museum of Natural History, in association
with MTV2 and Moby [clamen.z]
1940. The guy that they posthumously executed [agroce]
1939. MONOPOLY: SpongeBob SquarePants Edition [clamen]
1938. A hundred pairs of fur-lined handcuffs. [fpereira]
1937. WMP, weapons of mass penetration. [baird]
1936. concerns regarding possible engine ingestion of an
escaping crew member. [rochberg]
1935. the ideal camera for keeping in the glovebox of your 190SL [pdinda.z]
1934. a pity blurb [pdinda.z]
1933. cognitive radiation [pdinda.z]
1932. The Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt Super Girl Contest [clamen.z]
1931. The "insert rats" meme [jch]
1930. Will only occasionally spray the driver's crotch with a blistering stream
of searing coffee [mwm.z]
1929. A case of Lucky Strikes and a lifetime supply of sadness. [clamen]
1928. Gummy mouthfeel [clamen]
1927. a nightmare scenario of a Canada-like land with an anthem sung in two
languages.
[eli]
1926. SEZI: Search for Extranetwork Zephyrites Instances [baird]
1925. Oliver North’s submarine [pdinda.z]
1924. 40 mL vodka shots out of a giant Eppendorf tube. [rochberg]
1923. The chocolate city with a marshmallow center [pdinda.z]
1922. a hide and seek accident
[psu]
1921. "Pre-Gouged For Your Convenience" [jch]
1920. an integrated platform for indexing and exchanging on the yak. [eli]
1919. Proceedings of the Fourth International Congress on Yak [roc.z]
1918. zephyr-match dating service. [baird]
1917. Avenging Angel of OH SHIT [jch]
1916. a speech sythesizer with a lisp. [bhudson]
1915. A Clockwork Goat. [baird]
1914. Scrubbing Buffers by Johnson SC [baird]
1913. Standard Arthur/LOTR with the serial #s filed off. [peterb]
1912. A disarming, delightful soufflé [clamen.z]
1911. Curator of the Vatican meteorite collection [clamen.z]
1910. A sheep mincing thing. [psu]
1909. A speed yellow Porsche boxster convertible with a vanity
plate stating "I am kept". [rochberg]
1908. A woman in suspiciously flat shoes [pdinda.z]
1907. hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
[karl]
1906. The "Winking Hitler" emoticon [clamen]
1905. Tonight's dinner theme: green things that will be brown by Monday. [bhudson]
1904. during prohibition, when everything connected with Hoboken was
considered funny [agroce]
1903. fertilizing incomputable cashiers [bhudson]
1902. Nexus and Judah vist the bowl-shaped world. [baird]
1901. Propogating the smackdown [jch]
1900. Providing emotions since 1534 [clamen]
1899. wonton violence [karl]
1898. Tropical fruit husks and eggshells [clamen]
1897. Patriotic magnets to inspire your clients & prospects [clamen.z]
1896. The limits of what it is sensible to do with regular expressions [clamen]
1895. No docking (head-to-head foreskin sharing). [eli]
1894. cavorting 30S ribosome orgy [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1893. 11 million-volt energy atomic bullets for use in attacking other atoms. [eli]
1892. Refugee, ex-patriot, cherished daughter, vice-regal rock star [clamen]
1891. Home of the Panzarotti! [clamen]
1890. The last black Macbook Pro in Delaware [clamen]
1889. The chime of the hubba bell
[shafeeq]
1888. Scientific basis of truthiness [bhudson]
1887. A "¡Viva Bush!" mariachi band flown in from Texas [clamen]
1886. The Ghost of Christmas Subjunctive [clamen]
1885. Natural habitat and the duct tape shrine [pdinda.z]
1884. Vishnu, spawn of Bicycle Helmet. [psu]
1883. high fructose porn syrup [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1882. the sheep-goat effect [pdinda.z]
1881. The first pop song in memory about infertility [clamen]
1880. lots of ass-finding [karl]
1879. optimal allocation of remote nannys in a dynamic system. [eli]
1878. Two scabby knees and a lesson learnt [fpereira]
1877. Zeppelin-tastic [jch]
1876. The most kaleidoscopic carnival of hard-core action ever presented
in a legitimate film
[clamen]
1875. An audiobook of the Bible with a begat-skipping feature [scottd]
1874. The *best* of the sexually transmitted diseases [clamen]
1873. our instant bottomless ravine product [bhudson]
1872. The revenge of the flan [psu]
1871. Epic Oven Mitt Bodywraps of OMFGWTFPWNAGE [psu]
1870. DOA Xtreme Volleyball Boobies [tomault]
1869. A haptic winch [rochberg]
1868. When the Queen of Daytime Talk goes to Auschwitz [clamen]
1867. A Barbie dreamhouse in the Jurall mountains with a hot tub
and cheese wedges [clamen]
1866.
(5S,8S,10S,11S)-10-hydroxy-2-methyl-5-(1-methylethyl)-1-[2-(1-methylethyl)-4-thiazolyl]-3,6-dioxo-8,11-bis(phenylmethyl)-2,4,7,12-tetraazatridecan-13-oic
acid 5-thiazolylmethyl ester [roc.z]
1865. 16.7x faster water. [eli]
1864. "Continuous extradural analgesia in a cow with complex regional
pain syndrome". Vet Anaesth Analg 33 (3): 189-92. [eli]
1863. some kosher rule that is resulting in my tea biscuit windfall
[agroce]
1862. Uterus1.com -- a resource for all your menstrual questions. [eli]
1861. A page that consists entirely of the words "ramen noodles" [clamen.z]
1860. Stubbie beer bottles and ookpiks, Kraft dinner and maple walnut ice
cream [clamen.z]
1859. the legalisation of hard and soft drugs and free train travel for all. [eli]
1858. headset bubble [pdinda.z]
1857. an unexpected earful of vaginal centipedes
[jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1856. Dairy and meat innovation centre [roc.z]
1855. A coral sweater and olive capri pants [clamen.z]
1854. The shrewdly insightful The Girls Who Know How Are Found In The
Country hit [fpereira]
1853. International Trumpet Guild Student Advisory Committee [clamen.z]
1852. Belligerent design: the theory that life was put on this planet
by an external sentient force just to piss you off [scottd]
1851. hectic abuse of any viscous surface within reach [fpereira]
1850. the nation's signature sex act [pdinda.z]
1849. Orkut Dei [dpelleg]
1848. The much-praised but little seen "EZ Streets" [clamen.z]
1847. People who study parentheses for a living [scottd]
1846. the Citgo station, where a huge plastic chicken rests in the bed
of an El Camino [bhudson]
1845. Terrorists with Canadian citizenship [pdinda.z]
1844. blister-packed turtles [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1843. The metric system of sports [pdinda.z]
1842. asexual LEGO women [bhudson.z]
1841. the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men. [bhudson.z]
1840. Pearl's weighted heuristic dresser [tomault]
1839. A former gym teacher and professional fiddler [clamen]
1838. 1 bag (50 count) Food You Feel Good About clams [clamen.z]
1837. The Haddonfield Sign Ordinance Task Force [clamen]
1836. Queen Elizabeth quoting Groucho Marx [clamen]
1835. the organic connection of their innumerable properties and
mysteries. [bhudson]
1834. the raffish southern n'er-do-well in Show Boat rather than an
actual gay lord [agroce]
1833. The mysterious appeal of Garrison Keillor [clamen]
1832. A breathy baritone that seems precision-engineered to
narrate a documentary about glaciers [clamen]
1831. first ingressive aorist active indicative [karl]
1830. tv + tivo + couch + porn [bhudson.z]
1829. The delirium of all those waving their inflatable kangaroos [clamen]
1828. Daryl Hannah in her walnut tree [clamen]
1827. Sour cream raisin pie. [psu]
1826. the "lack of sex is interfering with my ability to triage bugs" report [roc.z]
1825. the standards of international quangos [pdinda.z]
1824. the Larsen Ice Shelf, Timbuktu, Outer Mongolia, Inner Mongolia, North
Korea or anyplace ending with ______stan. [bhudson.z]
1823. ho ho, including the feminine he hay, and the neuter to to in
all their inflections. [karl]
1822. _A Heckuva Job: More of the Bush Administration in Rhyme_
[clamen]
1821. Reservist droids whose primary specialty is baking pie [jch]
1820. polyphasic sheep [baird]
1819. kimchi-flavored potato chips [bhudson.z]
1818. usb-air-conditioned-shirt-181614.php [agroce]
1817. The Suit Of A Thousand Penises That Will Keep America's Borders
Secure [agroce]
1816. Other worthy loads of nothingness [pdinda.z]
1815. a novel-length midrash [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1814. the Red Neck Museum of Natural History [bhudson.z]
1813. A curious young fellow who pronounces it "Klevel-And" [tomault]
1812. The kitten robot found [tomault]
1811. A plagiarized ransom note [rochberg]
1810. Senior Playstationologist [psu]
1809. A cosmopolitan species of grass [clamen]
1808. halitosis that could turn back a buffalo stampede.
[karl]
1807. Bong State Recreation Area [bhudson.z]
1806. Titties, round and bouncy like the fruit of a titty bush. [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1805. A place known, even before July 7, as Al Qaeda gym [pdinda.z]
1804. ethnic endogamy [pdinda.z]
1803. the telemufti of Qatar [pdinda.z]
1802. my poutlook [pdinda.z]
1801. your engorged Buy Things Cortex [psu]
1800. goth slug [karl]
1799. A man with a tangential relation to reality [rochberg]
1798. A taller, smoother mother theresa in fishnets [fpereira]
1797. A laser-like focus on this non-issue. [rochberg]
1796. a drive-by briefing [pdinda.z]
1795. a beta version of Damien, the kid from "The Omen" [mahim]
1794. The biggest Elvis fan to ever lead a country [clamen]
1793. popping the welds on the engine and sending you into a flaming cartwheel
of ... whoops, wrong index card. [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1792. Tooth cleavage [pdinda.z]
1791. The "hind-lick" maneuver [mahim]
1790. Six movies that helped kill disco [clamen]
1789. A plastic imitation of glaucoma [pdinda.z]
1788. Remembering those does when shoe loyalty meant everything [clamen]
1787. Sixty Tortured Souls Hurtling in a Parabolic Arc Towards Miracle
Healing [fpereira]
1786. A bus-full of simulated cripples [fpereira]
1785. A faux-Lourdes [fpereira]
1784. A man in a dalmatian suit and handcuffs in the back of a police car. [psu]
1783. eli sausage [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1782. A 425-pound subway conductor from Long Island who holds
speed-eating records for pies and matzo balls.
[psu]
1781. breast-shaped PC cases [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1780. The Sunoco Sweet Sounds of Liberty Concert and Fireworks [clamen.z]
1779. modprobe forcedeath [jch]
1778. A badger with a troubled past and nothing left to lose [clamen]
1777. a seeming concert of slander, piracy, and disdain [roc.z]
1776. Different and more bleedy [jch]
1775. The Microsoft Windows Media Player 11 Portable Media Player Device
Media Player Media Player Media Player [psu]
1774. pimped out golf cart [karl]
1773. A metrosexual orgy of grief [fpereira]
1772. Amphetamine Ambient [pdinda.z]
1771. malformed quoted-printable text [karl]
1770. Unique children who can read, and invent, and bite things [clamen]
1769. a major top-hatted, monocle-wearing magazine. [pdinda.z]
1768. A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal [bhudson.z]
1767. the newest angst-inducing features of Notes [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1766. An Alien and a Predator playing chess in the park. [tmwong]
1765. MUMBAIKERS (Bombay-ites, if you like) [clamen]
1764. fantasias, D&D cosmologies, silliness, and quotation lists.
[psu]
1763. Dirty-minded, foulmouthed and covered in excrement. [tmwong]
1762. judgebuttmental [baird]
1761. That rare American sex comedy that doesn't involve teenagers
making love to pastry [clamen]
1760. beet seepage [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
1759. Secret ninja airline tickets [clamen]
1758. A Pennsylvania potato-chip magnate [clamen]
1757. Artificial reason [psu]
1756. the new lethargy-based reality series American Idle [bhudson.z]
1755. a very concentrated pig [agroce]
1754. Katyushas and the failed Westphalian system [clamen]
1753. Many different varieties of anthropomorphic sushi [clamen]
1752. FurryQuest 22. [baird]
1751. the island of Veglia (now called Krk). [eli]
1750. Squicked monkey [jch.z]
1749. pinheadstripe suits [baird]
1748. consciously Satanic pirate druglord banksters [agroce]
1747. THE SEKRIT LORE OF THE DROODS WAY TO BIGGER BOOBS. [eli]
1746. a "Long Tail of national security" in which al-Qaida is a "supercharged niche supplier." [eli]
1745. Blam da calculus. [baird]
1744. Watching your neighbors play Naked Scattergories through their
semi-open Levolor blinds using nothing more than 3.5" EQ refractor
telescope equipped with infra-red capabilities
[clamen]
1743. The official home of the George Bush Countdown Clock Keychain
[clamen]
1742. Big Bazongas [fpereira]
1741. Big big bazongas [fpereira]
1740. The development of lightweight helium retaining envelopes that are
resistant to high UV levels as well as fungal deterioration.
[eli]
1739. A jet-assisted ornithopter [pdinda.z]
1738. Lavatory shit explosions are surprising, but not unsound.
[visigoth@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
1737. Dumpling Maser [jch]
1736. hypermedia, transclusion, virtuality, intertwingularity and teledildonics. [eli]
1735. higher-order crap [bhudson.z]
1734. Rivaling entries for "Firefly" and the "Treaty Of Algeron"
for sheer length [clamen.z]
1733. both hunky and dory. [karl]
1732. A suspiciously manly shot-putter [fpereira]
1731. the pirate themed restaurant in the back [bhudson.z]
1730. A Montreal-based electronic project exploring the Nordique side
of the man-machine dichotomy; making conceptual, electro that
hits like a dusty disco-hammer [clamen]
1729. the increase of knowledge in the face of the decline of wisdom. [karl]
1728. a 37-year-old graffiti writer and fashion designer who goes by the name Claw Money. [eli]
1727. cruelty-free butter
[karl]
1726. difficulty with Gestalt thinking [pdinda.z]
1725. "Self-Abasement and Insult Formulas," JBL 91 (1972): 90-92.
[karl]
1724. Advanced technological warfare and well-honed senses [clamen]
1723. Human Foetuses Dancing a Jig [pdinda.z]
1722. metaphysics ALL OVER YOUR FACE. [eli]
1721. Verbifying nounification. [baird]
1720. An imminent or grave threat to the integrity of the English language [pdinda.z]
1719. The deluded world of air conditioning [clamen]
1718. brothel org-chart [karl]
1717. Experimentally naive pigeons [mwm.z]
1716. burrito orchard [jferro@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1715. The Chicagodil of the Autarch [baird]
1714. Era of Extreme Bummitude [jch.z]
1713. Microsoft Visual Studio 2005 Team Foundation Server Workgroup Edition [roc.z]
1712. the contraceptive-free utopia that is Africa [bhudson.z]
1711. The best Will Ferrell movie ever [mwm.z]
1710. The SUV of pants [scottd]
1709. an arm-and-paw arrangement, as in Beagle-2. [mwm.z]
1708. An anthropomorphic pierogie [clamen.z]
1707. A separate process for each stompable thing [rochberg]
1706. home security hotties, presumably
[agroce]
1705. TSA security checkpoint slash asian massage parlor [peterb]
1704. his huge Kryptonite bike lock shoved down the back of his pants [bhudson.z]
1703. The flying shards of a better tomorrow. [pdinda.z]
1702. About 100 sets of handcuffs, some fur-lined [mwm.z]
1701. Goodmanian grue-predicates [scottd]
1700. The fast women, the fast cars and the fast food [fpereira]
1699. Greenpert Google. [baird]
1698. toothpaste, shaving cream, & a fifth of your favourite bourbon.
[karl]
1697. a polygonal Bunny who crawls and invests through a charming stadium and
eventually wins by clearing all the rows. [bhudson.z]
1696. 1-2K bucks daily selling lesbians, gays, mature and mainstream porn [tmwong]
1695. a new $20 billion counter-philanthropy unit [roc.z]
1694. June di Schino's "essential essay" "The Waning of Sexually Allusive
Monastic Confectionery in Southern Italy."
[eli]
1693. A perfect Hentai anime porn soundtrack for a bunch of schoolgirls
in knee socks getting raped by a cartoon octopus [psu]
1692. an iGod that kills [pdinda.z]
1691. The fools, the lunchmeat and the resourceful. [fpereira]
1690. Pilonidal.org, the online home of the Pilonidal Support Alliance.
[bhudson.z]
1689. Ann-Margret swimming in baked beans [rochberg]
1688. A moist, low-fume specimen which can be stored almost indefinitely [fpereira]
1687. the unlawful possession of commercially caught fish. [eli]
1686. The Mayor of What-the-Fuck-Ville [jch]
1685. Distillation of ants [rochberg]
1684. Power-hitting right fielder, two-time All-Star, Jew [clamen]
1683. Barrister Rico Savage [rochberg]
1682. that it appeared several suspects were doing chemical experiments
with a sports drink named Lucozade and syringes. [eli]
1681. Speed dating, except for nannies! [clamen.z]
1680. FBI negotiators... in love! [clamen.z]
1679. The operation that swaps your butt-cheeks [scottd]
1678. M. A. Baby, the state's education minister [bhudson]
1677. herniated colon with rectocele
[karl]
1676. Bug bar with peanuts. [baird]
1675. the university's year-old Shagalicious Shop [bhudson]
1674. a six-foot length of pipe 75 to 90 percent full of highly
radioactive hard pumice-like material. [rochberg]
1673. COMBINING SEAGULL BELOW [roc.z]
1672. shadowy networks of antipodean jihadist glaziers [roc.z]
1671. Such pitch-black topics September 11th, unwanted body hair, and
the Holocaust [clamen]
1670. a bong-hitting Jules Verne [roc.z]
1669. the cigarette-smoking perfection of its Parisian ideal [roc.z]
1668. philosopher-dominatrix Ayn Rand [roc.z]
1667. Armed with a Ph.D. in anthropology and a talent for judo [clamen]
1666. The adorably branded "freeSpeech" segment [clamen.z]
1665. One square mile of friendliness [clamen.z]
1664. overclocking the goat [karl]
1663. Where all of the parsecs off at the viceregal palace advance. [bhudson.z]
1662. One surprisingly amorous tourguide. [rochberg]
1661. nasal spray incident [karl]
1660. The most beautiful periodic table poster in the world [clamen]
1659. Robert Bakker, possible raptor sympathizer [rochberg]
1658. A Lévinasian account of the nature and authority of justice and law,
focussing in particular on their significant imbrication with
questions of ethics
[clamen]
1657. A rivalry steeped in blood... honor... and eleven quid. [clamen.z]
1656. The National Institute of Fruit Tree Science [clamen.z]
1655. A sterotypical black-trenchcoat wearing long haired male with a
retarded haircut.
[bhudson]
1654. From the Desert of Despotism to the Fertile Gardens of Liberty [clamen]
1653. A well-lighted dinner, with electricity-based lighting [clamen]
1652. A genealogist's dream: a Smolenyak married to a previously
unrelated Smolenyak [clamen.z]
1651. A prophylactic protecting FOX NEWS from anything it might contract
during its extensive GOP cocksucking.
[psu]
1650. A Borgian bougainvillea [mahim]
1649. articles with titles like, to quote an actual example, "Why Are All
Frenchmen Stricken in Different Degrees with Hereditary Degeneration?" [agroce]
1648. Singapore's official kosher butcher [clamen.z]
1647. Recently featured: Pericles - Windows 2000 - Caffeine [clamen.z]
1646. Lego Night of the Living Dead [psu]
1645. a kind of spiritual petit fore [psu]
1644. A smirk on legs [psu]
1643. The queen of all lady hockeyists [clamen]
1642. Smooth Move(TM) herbal laxative [bhudson.z]
1641. An evil space-gerbil who thinks he's a hamster [clamen]
1640. Presidential spittle [psu]
1639. somewhat less hermeneutically triumphant [clamen.z]
1638. A very suspicious-looking two-sided poster [clamen.z]
1637. racing the beam [pdinda.z]
1636. Director of the Ottawa-Carleton Bridge Research Institute [clamen.z]
1635. The Fluffers of Liberty [clamen]
1634. Dork-positive [jch.z]
1633. Three shadowy figures and a cow [clamen]
1632. The vice-regal history of fishing in the Gaspé [clamen]
1631. The First International Rocketbelt Convention [clamen.z]
1630. Canada's insane clown posse [clamen.z]
1629. James A. Duke, Ph.D., whose interest in "this evil plant" was
sparked by "an early ethnobotanical application of poison oak as a
substitute for toilet paper." [bhudson]
1628. A film about an actress in a Hollywood film that's been cursed by Gypsies [clamen.z]
1627. Canada's first High Definition sketch-comedy series [clamen.z]
1626. Flaccid Penis with tiny ball sack [psu]
1625. Transitioning into the world of vampire fiction [clamen]
1624. A small measure of Détente disguished as a hockey game [clamen]
1623. the darkest tenets of raccoon usury [psu.z]
1622. The Dogma Sutra [scottd]
1621. Patrick O'Brian crossed with Anne McCaffrey: historic, seafaring
adventure, with dragons [clamen]
1620. Bayesian based user slapper. [baird]
1619. Markov Chain Saw. [baird]
1618. a bag of spawn [bhudson.z]
1617. A fearsome storm, a suspicious beverage, a herd of wild sheep,
an enormous bird cage, and a truly haunting secret about the
Baudelaire parents [clamen.z]
1616. Evolutionarily-derived ooginess [jch]
1615. A computer with a monitor, keyboard, and modem, but
without the computer. [rochberg]
1614. hobgnolls [rochberg]
1613. A severed finger on Cherry Street [clamen]
1612. An upscale discount grocer with a cult-like following [clamen.z]
1611. Catchy numbers such as "All the Men in My Life Keep Getting Killed by
Candarian Demons" [clamen.z]
1610. That time of the year when the leaves have changed, the air is
crisp, and a man's thoughts turn to sausage.
[clamen]
1609. The FRIENDS episode entitled "The One with the East German Laundry
Detergent" [clamen.z]
1608. Albania with nukes [pdinda.z]
1607. the second apartment of the heavenly sanctuary [pdinda.z]
1606. cinnamon-snorting ritual
allbery(q@CS)?:: [22:04:33] « changing » [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1605. gonadal temperature variation
[karl]
1604. a history of mannequin-related crime that stretches back at least 13 years [roc.z]
1603. a tabernacle, with the kernel as the holy of holies, where only its own
high priests of security may venture. [pdinda.z]
1602. a world where the porn industry just barely survives on government
subsidies [roc.z]
1601. Window Snyder, Mozilla's head of security [clamen.z]
1600. Little baby Jesuses, with man-faces [clamen]
1599. A Christian Celtic punk rock band [roc.z]
1598. A Celtic punk version of "Amazing Grace" [roc.z]
1597. Dracula. With bling. [bhudson.z]
1596. arguing with that special intensity that comes after about the fourth beer
[karl]
1595. the bunnies-ejaculating-rainbows end of the happiness spectrum
[jch.z]
1594. Keeping the chickens from flying free [clamen]
1593. Cute mechanical conniptions [clamen.z]
1592. OUTPUT: THINGS [psu]
1591. Loss of directional control and subsequent loss of
control of the helicopter [rochberg]
1590. Wiki of Mass Destruction [clamen.z]
1589. the Carnegie Mellon University Press [bhudson.z]
1588. A scale from Jesus to Bin-Laden [psu]
1587. after hours internet cravings [bhudson]
1586. Fighting to make a difference while struggling to keep it together [clamen]
1585. The biggest underwater news conference [clamen]
1584. a spontaneous combustion of outcry [bhudson.z]
1583. anality knob [karl]
1582. Assistant obituary spell-checker at the Daily Punctilio [clamen.z]
1581. A horror tale of supernatural suburban terror in which a couple
is stalked by a mail-order catalog with evil powers [agroce]
1580. the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace [roc.z]
1579. Making Open-Source Power Lunches more common in Auckland [clamen]
1578. 250 Pounds of Vintage Computer in a NO RESERVE Auction! [pdinda.z]
1577. Monkey fish frog retard baby squirrel
[psu]
1576. Winter Weather Awareness Week [bhudson]
1575. hair of a natural human color [pdinda.z]
1574. Stupid reality [mwm.z]
1573. The philosophical acumen of a glazed ham [psu]
1572. one reasonable analysis floating in a sea of cluelessness [pdinda.z]
1571. A global community of friends and strangers answering one simple question:
"What are you doing?" [clamen.z]
1570. cake vs. pie: the empirical story
[jch.z]
1569. The Helen Baxendale Web Experience [clamen.z]
1568. Frito Pie.
[psu]
1567. An evening of toe-tapping songs immortalizing the collapse of
the seventh-largest company in America [clamen.z]
1566. Sweden's most violent Yule tradition [roc.z]
1565. Further Proof That God Loves Bald Men [clamen.z]
1564. The 38th Parliament First Session Hansard transcripts for Thursday,
April 7, 2005, in F-Sharp [clamen.z]
1563. The Trippy Dream Factory of David Lynch [clamen.z]
1562. A daily summary of the news headlines, except with more making fun of
people [clamen.z]
1561. ONE MILLION TWO NUNDRED AND TIRTHY ONE THUOSAND SIX HUNDRED AND
TWENTY DOLLARS. [bhudson.z]
1560. The Yule Goat [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
1559. Tips from the Stain Professionals [clamen.z]
1558. The great surveillance camera in the sky [pdinda.z]
1557. Dressed in women's stockings with an orange in his mouth. [tmwong]
1556. The thinking couch potato's 24 [clamen]
1555. Snarky Waitrons Dressed in Black [psu]
1554. just me and my mule and my fake mandolin [agroce]
1553. Instantly deadly bat creature summoning dark [psu]
1552. Deluxe Librarian Action Figure [clamen.z]
1551. A catastrofuck [psu]
1550. A sex tortilla [psu]
1549. Supreme Pleasure Horse [bhudson]
1548. A Harlem weekend of early morning church services,
midday chicken and waffles, afternoon shopping, evening bar-hopping
and late-night jazz. [clamen.z]
1547. Accordions and Harmonicas of the 19th Century [clamen.z]
1546. Smurf 'N Turf [scottd]
1545. orifice-agnostic snack food [pdinda.z]
1544. a despot who requires all clocks to bear his likeness and renamed
the days of the week after his family [dkindred]
1543. Santa enthroned on an igloo or descending from a zeppelin [clamen.z]
1542. Egg brokers operating in Chicago's North Side [clamen.z]
1541. just old enough to get liquored up in the States. [agroce]
1540. The Rodney Dangerfield of programming langauges [roc.z]
1539. Ruby on Boats [rlink@DEMENTIA.ORG]
1538. Death by Oreos, 2006 [agroce]
1537. another amiable mess analyst [clamen.z]
1536. The Sorrow and The Pudding [jch]
1535. a mutant croque-monsieur that's going places [bhudson.z]
1534. a sects addict [pdinda.z]
1533. Making it work in their own ABBA-world [clamen]
1532. background caffeine noise.
[karl]
1531. Penix - WISR9 Position Paper [mwm.z]
1530. KDEthulhu [allbery@ECE.CMU.EDU]
1529. Head of the World Database of Happiness [scottd]
1528. A sans-serif font to be named later [jch]
1527. a hair ball that a snow leopard would be proud of. [karl]
1526. Compliment-propelled hamsters [scottd]
1525. a mustachioed man in a suit and top hat who sits rakishly on the side of an expired horse [shafeeq]
1524. A rag-tag hockey goalie rental service out of Cafe Primo, a
family-owned coffee shop in Toronto's Little Italy.
[clamen]
1523. a phonebook which advised: "Please do not use this directory while
operating a moving vehicle". [bhudson.z]
1522. the douchebag bowl [psu]
1521. extended student servicing hours. [eli]
1520. A shit-brown PSP [psu]
1519. a social networking site, a health information site and an online obituary
database.
[bhudson.z]
1518. Pantyhose with Shaping Band for Cheeky Derriere Relief. [eli]
1517. spicy potsticker vibrate mode. [baird]
1516. The exact ratio of obsolescence [clamen]
1515. Fast-moving hehmorragic fever zombies. [rochberg]
1514. Fodor's Guide To The Best Bars In Riyadh or British Foreplay
Techniques [agroce]
1513. wrong but pseudo-reasonable things [bhudson.z]
1512. serial phone calls [pdinda.z]
1511. Cheesy and derivative, loose and funny, French and English [clamen]
1510. The Orwellian-sounding Office of Reconsideration [clamen]
1509. The Gatorade of feminine care [clamen]
1508. A chain of stores for the self-empowered female pickler [clamen]
1507. The DAILY SHOW's Senior Star Trek analogy analyst [clamen]
1506. The applause that rose up for Mel Gibson's Apocalypto in the brief
seconds before people remembered they aren't supposed to clap for
that anti-Semitic, misogynistic drunk -- at least, not until he
makes a mainstream movie with broader demographic appeal and a
more robust outlook for ancillary international DVD revenue.
[clamen]
1505. past Taiwanese legislative brawls. [rochberg]
1504. The only wizard who advertises in the Chicago Yellow Pages [clamen.z]
1503. RATS WITH GOOD PR [agroce]
1502. a supervillain in a cut-up hoodie [psu]
1501. The lunchbox o