45. I love you, I love Bill, I love Bill, I love Bill [psu]
44. I get half. [jch]
43. You killed Kenny! You bastard! [jf41@ANDREW.CMU.EDU]
42. Larry Ellison can kiss my butt [jch]
41. Bill loves you [clamen]
40. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated [jch]
39. This sucks. Change it. [jimz]
38. Petrochemicals are our best friends! [jimz]
37. Mark Andreson is a pimple faced snot-nosed freak [psu]
36. I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that. [jch]
35. Yes, Doctor Forbin. [jimz]
34. I'm worth forty billion dollars. How much are you worth? [jch]
33. Tell your parents to upgrade to Windows 98! It's fun! [jch]
32. Java is icky. [clamen]
31. That windows logo has such pretty colours! [ajw]
30. Your machine sucks. Get a more powerful one. [ajw]
29. I think I caught a virus [jch]
28. I want to view naked dinosaurs with Internet Explorer! [roc]
27. Of *course* ActiveX is secure.. secure.. secure... [jch]
26. visual basic is yummy in my tummy! [psu]
25. I'll give you "SurfWatch." Watch this! [jimz]
24. If you don't upgrade to Barney 98, I'll die! [roc]
23. Let's go surf for porn on the internet! [ajw]
22. That was fun! Now let's play with my registry! [roc]
21. I'm smarter than Barbie! [jch]
20. I'm a fully functional love doll! [jimz]
19. Barbie, you ignorant slut [roc]
18. Whip me! beat me! make me write bad checks! [sprite]
17. DOOM sucks, shoot me instead! [psu]
16. Watch me kick the cat [jch]
15. Let's use our imagination and imagine what the world would be like without US anti-trust legislation [clamen]
14. You will join us ... or die. [roc]
13. Run with scissors! It's fun! [jch]
12. [ The entire lyrics to "Toy" by Tilt! ] [jimz]
11. If not for unnecessary government legislation, I would come with a wide range of power tools! [roc]
10. Strong encryption makes me queasy [jch]
9. Be nice to your parents. They belong to me. [roc]
8. Help! I'm a prisoner in Redmond, WA! [roc]
7. Tell your parents to buy me more RAM *right now* [jch]
6. Now, open up Mommy's wallet and type in her credit card number. [roc]
5. Programming is hard! [jch]
4. UNIX is hard! Use windows! [psu]
3. Buy Microsoft stock! [jch]
2. Now drag the icon marked "Netscape Navigator" into the recyling bin. [rochberg]
1. We have always been at war with Oracle. Digital are our friends! [roc]