11. If you can't pull numbers out of your ass, what the hell are you doing in grad school? [scottd]
10. Your undergrad friends may be richer - but are they happy? [jslttery]
9. Only 700 more shopping days until Defunding [stichnot]
8. But at least there's lots of free food [scottd]
7. Less Money Means Less Responsibility [stichnot]
6. Don't kid yourself - San Francisco is just as boring *and* more expensive [jslttery]
5. There are gobs of academic positions available out there, right? [scottd]
4. Free food's there as long as you don't graduate, which means forever. [sanjay]
3. I don't *like* that weird flaming ball in the sky [scottd]
2. Know any other jobs that let you surf porn during office hours? [jslttery]
1. Every day, and in every way, I'm getting better and better <twitch, twitch>. [scottd]