33. You Can Never Have Too Many Transistors [jch]
32. Floating Point Bug? What Floating Point Bug? [jch]
31. the chip is the computer. [psu]
30. the network is the chip [psu]
29. Why Be Elegant When You Can Use Brute Force [roc]
28. World Domination Through Weird Tv Ads [jch]
27. We'll turn our architecture over to the standards body [hgobioff]
26. Customer Choice: x86 or Death [jch]
25. If at first you don't succeed, sue them again [roc]
24. cubicles! cubicles! everywhere! [psu]
23. We are intel^H^H^H^H^Hmicrosoft prepare to be assimilated [hgobioff]
22. Division is irrelevant. [andrej]
21. When you want a new instruction set, we'll beat it into you. [karl]
20. A kludge on a hack on a bag on the side of a bad architecture [jch]
19. We'll Take You For Everything You've Got [jch]
18. We're Everywhere You Don't Want Us To Be. [ajw]
17. we own your sorry ass. [bmonroe]
16. we own their sorry ass too. [psu]
15. Whatever We Do is Bought by You. [andrej]
14. Year 2000? Ooops. [jch]
13. We wanted to call it the Sexium, but the Madison Avenue types wouldn't let us. [clamen]
12. Just program around the problem, all right? Don't bother us with detail. [karl]
11. Intel: The Next U.S. Government. [ajw]
10. the U.N. is irrelevant. we are Intel. [psu]
9. Intel Inside ... your forehead. [roc]
8. Going where no processor should go [hgobioff]
7. We make money so you don't have to. [roc]
6. We're the Beast, and you'll figure out why soon enough. [karl]
5. we make money the old fashioned way, we get a monopoly [psu]
4. Intel: Bigger than Elvis. [ajw]
3. third world products at first world prices! [roc]
2. We use only 100% pure olestra. [hgobioff]
1. You will be assimilated. [psu]