19. Endow $10,000 "rough-up-the-GSO" fund for when the GSO tries to seceed from the senate. [rochberg]
18. The CMU-Wide Release Aggression Day: free ammo and guns. [rochberg]
17. Recreational ultracentrifuges and welding rigs for use by campus community. [rochberg]
16. Anguillan diplomatic immunity. [eli]
15. Complimentary ampallangs from the UHS [scottd]
14. The CMU-Wide Release Aggression Day: free paintball ammo and guns. [aprile]
13. Bungee-jumping platform in 8220 [roc]
12. Buy rochberg a better zephyr client [jch]
11. more TV! [psu]
10. Personalized grooming consultations for each member of the SCS community [lindaq]
9. To be complemented by a fumigation consultation for certain Wean corridors. [lindaq]
8. Cheaper just to buy you nose plugs and a blindfold [jch]
7. Set of world's most powerful slide projectors to light up Wean. [roc]
6. "Here's a nickel, kid. Buy yourself a real computer" fund. [rochberg]
5. Timely 24/7 transportation service between Squill and campus [clamen]
4. Delivery service to carry your Sree's lunch to your door. [magus]
3. Commission technical feasibility study of an hydraulic lunch-time delivery network [clamen]
2. Roller Discoes spotted all around campus. [ajw]
1. Disco where you roller-skate. [ajw]