11. CoS love-ins with Tom and Nicole. [josullvn]
10. CoS-sponsored anonymous remailers [clamen]
9. CoS higher ups start wearing cool hats like the pope. [josullvn]
8. (publication hindered by copyright violation) [clamen]
7. Pay-per-view holiday celebrations [clamen]
6. Offer to use their galvometers (or whatever they're called) to help start cars with flat batteries. [ajw]
5. Disgraced ex-members merely taken off the Christmas list rather than framed or killed [kosak]
4. L. Ron Hubbard series of Cook books. [ajw]
3. Give all the money they make off suckers^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmembers to charity! [ajw]
2. CoS Oktoberfests [clamen]
1. Hire Voyager writers to update their lame "Scientology founded by aliens" story [kosak]