9. Temperature plummets 60 degrees in 24 hours, small blizzard [sprite]
8. kosak reduces masturbation rate in order to focus vital energies on the newbies [kosak]
7. smiling students explain why pgh is a great little city [sprite]
6. Sickly sweet smell of optimism overpowers stench of bitterness. [pdinda]
5. sprite's apparent prozac usage seems normal [sprite]
4. Name badges begin to appear in an effort to taunt pdinda, who lost his on the second day of the IC. [pdinda]
3. kosak puts on wedding ring in order to not arouse suspicion [kosak]
2. Sushi consumption goes up [jslttery]
1. Copies of "Glass Audio" inconspicuosly strewn about pdinda's office in an effort to recruit new disciples. [pdinda]