9. You have memories of paper tape. [ralph]
8. You remember the days when the "lower case" craze was just catching on [kosak]
7. You remember your parents at your age. [clamen]
6. You remember the first time disco was in. [ralph]
5. You gave cute hacker girls your email address: ...\!ucbvax\!zeppo\!groucho\!mycomputer\!clamen [kosak]
4. Vector graphics displays, baby [kosak]
3. You remember when C was still a good idea [kosak]
2. You can't remember being nonbitter [kosak]
1. Every night you have to floss the wrinkles around your mouth. [jrs]