10. I'm not singing off-key, just in a different key [kosak]
9. My code isn't wrong, it just executes a different algorithm than what you expected [kosak]
8. the user interface isn't bad, it just makes you do things differently. [psu]
7. My grammar's perfect, I'm just helping the language evolve. [dkindred]
6. Everything sucks so it doesn't matter anyway. [jrs]
5. Your reality must not have been installed correctly. [jch]
4. Of course Java doesn't let you do that. Let me convince you that you would never want to. [kosak]
3. its not a bug, its a feature! [psu]
2. It frightens off people who really shouldn't be using it anyway. [jrs]
1. It's all the fault of my keyboard. [stichnot]