23. Profusion of toggle switches with safety covers [rochberg]
22. More people wearing Death Star Laser Operator hats [rochberg]
21. Loud deep hums and whirrs from the machines when important operations are taking place. [rochberg]
20. Secret doors in the cinderblock walls. [bnoble]
19. Spacesuit dress code for all occupants. [jrs]
18. Periodic evacutation of oxygen from all offices. [jrs]
17. Palm-print ID readers at corridor doors. [rochberg]
16. More DindaCams! [bnoble]
15. Big tape changer robots all over the place for no apparent reason. [rochberg]
14. An elevator that you could talk to. [bnoble]
13. Some doors that need two widely-separated locks to be turned at once. [rochberg]
12. A retractable roof. [bnoble]
11. Large screen in every office projects gentle voice of Raj Reddy encouraging continual good work at a reasonable selection of volumes. [jrs]
10. Track lighting: It's not just for cannodling couch dwellers. It's everywhere. [rochberg]
9. HAL-like glowing red eye and soothing calm voice. [ralph]
8. A Whack-A-Fac machine. [bnoble]
7. Small camera in every office that reports student activities back to Raj. (Or do the zarchives do that already?) [rochberg]
6. Ductwork and false floors crawlable by people other than Danner. [rochberg]
5. Disco balls. [ralph]
4. Jello wrestling pit. [bnoble]
3. Anatomically exaggerated exoskeletons for certain WeH occupants. [rochberg]
2. Fire pole in middle elevator shaft. [bnoble]
1. PA system that quietly intones meaningless messages with many greek letters, color names, and small integers in them. [rochberg]