things I learned from Voyager

things I learned from Voyager

    11. Always have someone on an away mission in case the entire crew gets incapacitated [kosak]

    10. Emergency holographic doctors are very useful. Not only are they immune from disease, but they make excellent opera tenors. [clamen]

    9. Apparently the best way to get a high ranking position is to be really annoying [kosak]

    8. Homo sapiens will eventually evolve into alligators [clamen]

    7. If anyone *important* dies, they'll be replaced by their alternate-universe duplicate. [kosak]

    6. Even Trek shows have to resort to T&A during Sweeps. [clamen]

    5. Even though you turn down or screw up multiple opportunities to get your hopelessly lost spacecraft back home again, your people will continue to respect you for making the honorable rather than expedient choice. [kosak]

    4. People use the holodeck for nonsexual purposes [kosak]

    3. Although the galaxy is a very big place, you are certain to run into characters from previous episodes. [clamen]

    2. The scanner array can be reconfigured to emit just about anything [kosak]

    1. Imaginary clowns can kill [kosak]


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