208. You must have a small penis [jslttery]
207. Knock Knock... [jslttery]
206. We hired William Shatner to give the commencement speech. [roc]
205. Can I interest you in our store credit card. [jslttery]
204. This modem is the newest thing - it does the compression in software - it's a huge breakthrough [jslttery]
203. Dance, white boy! [jslttery]
202. I haven't slept for two days. What was it you wanted me to do again? [roc]
201. /**** Take this out before we release it */ ./ [roc]
200. Have any of your relatives been to MIT? [roc]
199. [English Teacher] Slattery - 35 is not a very good mark for an essay, is it? [jslttery]
198. /* Revision 0.0 82/06/14 */ [vitroth]
197. "womyn" [jslttery]
196. Oh, you're NOT pregnant? [vitroth]
195. What TG? [bumba]
194. Your hairdo sucks [jslttery]
193. You didn't eat *those* hot-dogs, did you? [dcs]
192. Well _I_ thought your SDI talk went very well [jslttery]
191. I'm now in senior management - what have you been up to since college? [jslttery]
190. Daddy, I have to go potty [dcs]
189. GSO is taking care of the problem [kosak]
188. That's not my penis [kosak]
187. You paid how much for that? [jslttery]
186. Welcome to WillowSprings [kosak]
185. You'd eat it if you loved me [jslttery]
184. Hasn't all this (thesis defense work) all been already extensively explored by ... [gusciora]
183. The steam room door unlocks only once every twenty minutes [kosak]
182. MAKE MONEY FAST [kosak]
181. I forgot to mention last night that I have a yeast infection. [gusciora]
180. "The parameter is incorrect." [scottd]
179. You're looking good, for someone your age [jslttery]
178. I thought you were HIV positive too. [gusciora]
177. After you, sir [kosak]
176. Not a bad answer, for a girl [jslttery]
175. What version of Windows are you running? [kosak]
174. (after meeting Dr Spector at Satya's tenure party): Jody: Oh, so *you're* "Big Al". [dcs]
173. Oh - I thought you were canadian [jslttery]
172. You bought the extended warranty, right? [gusciora]
171. Is there a pilot on board? [jslttery]
170. Can I watch? [jslttery]
169. Your thesis topic's been scooped [jslttery]
168. What size are your breasts? [jslttery]
167. No means no. [gusciora]
166. Was that your Toyota out front? [dkindred]
165. You're in computer science, how do I get Word to do ... [dcs]
164. How the hell you gonna please me with THAT? [gusciora]
163. I know I had some condoms around here somewhere [jslttery]
162. I'm a little bit late this month, but no worry. [gusciora]
161. YOu haven't read Lord of the Rings - are you mental? [jslttery]
160. Come sit on daddy's lap, JonBenet [kosak]
159. I'm tenured faculty [jslttery]
158. The Scientologists are unhappy about your web page [kosak]
157. He's alread tenured. [dkindred]
156. You were just 2 miles short of a free concorde flight - better luck next year [jslttery]
155. Wanna see my tattoo? [jslttery]
154. So when are you going to meet a nice girl? [kosak]
153. Have you been to mass? [jslttery]
152. U2 concert - sold out [jslttery]
151. You're really not cut out for research - are you? [jslttery]
150. U2 tickets? You told me to get George Michael tickets! [kosak]
149. You just need to believe in yourself. [kosak]
148. OK - Group hug! [jslttery]
147. Scalability, scalability, scalability [kosak]
146. Can I run it under Windows? [jslttery]
145. What the fuck are you looking at? [gusciora]
144. I hear one of your students if filing a sexual harassement complaint [jslttery]
143. Say something in Gaelic [jslttery]
142. Can I bring my girlfriend? [kosak]
141. I now have a buffer full of this ton ten [jslttery]
140. WOuldn't you rather wait until we're married? [jslttery]
139. You're a fucking lowlife jerk. [gusciora]
138. We just heard there's a tsunami warning. [jch]
137.
136. I'm going back to my old boyfriend. [gusciora]
135. Boy - I'll bet your glad you can't remember what you did at that party last night [jslttery]
134. What do you people do in bed? [kosak]
133. I don't watch TV [jslttery]
132. Dr Tygar's cloning was a complete success [kosak]
131. Go fuck yourself, college boy. [gusciora]
130. The road reopening is being delayed a few more months. [clamen]
129. Why wouldn't you like to try this no-risk subscription to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette [jslttery]
128. Is it hot enough for you? [gusciora]
127. Milk? for your tea? Certainly - here's some half & half [jslttery]
126. Machine check 0x670 [rochberg]
125. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? [dkindred]
124. Officer: How many drinks have you had tonight? [gusciora]
123. Your call cannot be completed becuase all circuits are busy. Please try back again later [jslttery]
122. Going to Portland? Hope you like rain... [dcs]
121. Don't you like this sweater I knitted for you? [jslttery]
120. You maintain LIS, right? [dkindred]
119. You are so attractive...you really should meet this friend of mine. [jrs]
118. "It's a small world after all." [clamen]
117. You're our local framemaker expert, right? [gusciora]
116. Time for your proctology exam... [dcs]
115. Wass up brah? You big haole dude come for steal our land yeah? [gusciora]
114. Connection timed out. [jch]
113. Why don't you get your advisor to buy you a better machine [jslttery]
112. Here's a nickel, kid. [jch]
111. The faculty thinks you should defend next semester. [jch]
110. The faculty thinks you should defended last semester. [clamen]
109. Why don't you use Java? - everyone else does [jslttery]
108. You should be happy you haven't lost as much hair as I have. [jrs]
107. Remember, February is a short month. [mattz]
106. Permission denied. [jch]
105. No, you can't control the stereo [jslttery]
104. Mr. Simpson, here's your golf partner for today. [clamen]
103. Get a better username [jslttery]
102. If I was your height, I could dunk a basketball easily. [gusciora]
101. How do you spell your last name? [jrs]
100. Sorry Sir, I can't find any reservation for a Flattery. [jslttery]
99. Man you dance weird [jslttery]
98. Hahaha - you thought I was interested in you?! [jslttery]
97. Did you mean to send that to broadcast zephyr? [dcs]
96. Of course I'd never go out with you - silly [jslttery]
95. Wow - are you Australian? [jslttery]
94. Is it in yet? [jslttery]
93. Weren't those due last week? [dkindred]
92. Oh, MIT, you must know (schmuck you've never heard of), right? [sprite]
91. I don't know what you two see in each other [jslttery]
90. Oh, Irish, do you know.... [jslttery]
89. MIT? What state is that in? [sprite]
88. You look just like your sister! [sprite]
87. You look just like your mother! [sprite]
86. You look just like my mother [jslttery]
85. Hi, I saw your web page, and [sprite]
84. Sorry Sir - no blue jeans [jslttery]
83. If you really loved me... [sprite]
82. But it sounds so much better on vinyl [jslttery]
81. You like kids, right? [sprite]
80. Psst - your fly's undone [jslttery]
79. (staring at chest) Yeah, wear that dress. [sprite]
78. Have you graded the midterms yet? [dcs]
77. No - I won't wear thigh highs and a whip [jslttery]
76. Professor, I think I deserve a higher grade on... [dcs]
75. That's okay, I don't need to see your ID. [dcs]
74. Oh, you should have told me you were allergic [sprite]
73. Can'you see I'm busy? [jslttery]
72. There's no cheese in it, just milk (or vice versa) [sprite]
71. Can I borrow your hanky [jslttery]
70. oh, I read Star Trek. [eli]
69. What's your favourite ST:TNG episode [jslttery]
68. Don't you have something better to do? [sprite]
67. Third Rock from the Sun has been cancelled [jslttery]
66. Oh, I didn't think you wanted it. [sprite]
65. Where's a good Chinese buffet? [sprite]
64. oh, I've heard of that. [eli]
63. Ok, I want General whatever local general name is's chicken. [sprite]
62. Is it ok if I bring along some friends? [jslttery]
61. Watch where you step, the cat hasn't been well today [sprite]
60. I'm probably not contagious. [sprite]
59. It's not very spicy - go on - eat it - it's good for you [jslttery]
58. I've been practicing it more since last time. [eli]
57. Chicken isn't meat, right? [sprite]
56. perrrrrrl [sprite]
55. That'll be $256.72 cents sir - No. We don't accept credit cards - American Express or Cash only [jslttery]
54. gringo [sprite]
53. You've been mispronouncing my name for the last 3 years [jslttery]
52. (wincing) Close enough [sprite]
51. (sign on door to room) I think I picked up all the broken glass, but be careful. oh - the cat is not hurt. [sprite]
50. Say something in Japanese for me! [sprite]
49. Can I play you a song? [jslttery]
48. I met a very nice Chinese student here who reminds me of you, I think you two would get along. [sprite]
47. He hardly ever bites company. [sprite]
46. Your mother-in-law is coming to stay for 6 weeks again [dcs]
45. My therapist told me you were a bad influence [jslttery]
44. It's making strange noises, maybe you should take a look. [sprite]
43. You've got nothing to do today, right? [dcs]
42. permission denied. [dcs]
41. Thank you for playing! [sprite]
40. You could be a winner! [sprite]
39. cash value 1/50 cent. [eli]
38. hairy, but usable. [eli]
37. It was so much better in the old days [jslttery]
36. Are you Mormon or something? [sprite]
35. Is that like witchcraft? [alma]
34. /* not sure why this works */ [sprite]
33. it'll be about fifteen minutes for a table. [eli]
32. You'll have to work through your issues with your parents eventually. [alma]
31. Hey, don't be offended, many of my friends are [sprite]
30. Have you ever considered getting your hair styled? [alma]
29. /* ASSERT(i > 0); -- took this out because it didn't work */ [roc]
28. I'm now zephyring from a beach in Hawaii [jslttery]
27. You mean I was zwriting publicly? [visigoth]
26. You like guys, don't you? It's ok - you can tell me. [jslttery]
25. our fund-raising drive is coming up. [eli]
24. "surf" [eli]
23. did you think you had this seat? [eli]
22. why did you write it in C++? [eli]
21. I'm growing a mustache [alma]
20. Traditionally, the fish head is for the guest of honor [psu]
19. To be, or not to be. [psu]
18. Needs fixed. [vitroth]
17. Good news! We'll be replacing all the plumbing in the apartment building this month. [jrs]
16. I have good news and bad news [dcs]
15. I'm a frayed knot [dcs]
14. Everything looks so much more colorful when I drink. [alma]
13. #ifdef MAC [psu]
12. My God, you've put on weight [dcs]
11. Are you anorexic? [alma]
10. You've got quite the little dominant streak, don't you? [alma]
9. Hey, I just found an error in Lemma 82 of your proof of the Riemann Hypothesis. [jrs]
8. SPOOOOON! [psu]
7. How regularly have you been flossing? [alma]
6. Doug "graffiti-wuss" Tygar [visigoth]
5. oh good, melrose place is on. [psu]
4. Dear Friend and Fellow Entrepreneur, [mattz]
3. You said X was simple. Why don't you go ahead and implement X then? (esp. at defense) [mattz]
2. when will the 212 syllabus be out? [mattz]
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