phrases I don't want to hear

phrases I don't want to hear

    209. You'll need to make an appointment with Student Health. [stichnot]

    208. You must have a small penis [jslttery]

    207. Knock Knock... [jslttery]

    206. We hired William Shatner to give the commencement speech. [roc]

    205. Can I interest you in our store credit card. [jslttery]

    204. This modem is the newest thing - it does the compression in software - it's a huge breakthrough [jslttery]

    203. Dance, white boy! [jslttery]

    202. I haven't slept for two days. What was it you wanted me to do again? [roc]

    201. /**** Take this out before we release it */ ./ [roc]

    200. Have any of your relatives been to MIT? [roc]

    199. [English Teacher] Slattery - 35 is not a very good mark for an essay, is it? [jslttery]

    198. /* Revision 0.0 82/06/14 */ [vitroth]

    197. "womyn" [jslttery]

    196. Oh, you're NOT pregnant? [vitroth]

    195. What TG? [bumba]

    194. Your hairdo sucks [jslttery]

    193. You didn't eat *those* hot-dogs, did you? [dcs]

    192. Well _I_ thought your SDI talk went very well [jslttery]

    191. I'm now in senior management - what have you been up to since college? [jslttery]

    190. Daddy, I have to go potty [dcs]

    189. GSO is taking care of the problem [kosak]

    188. That's not my penis [kosak]

    187. You paid how much for that? [jslttery]

    186. Welcome to WillowSprings [kosak]

    185. You'd eat it if you loved me [jslttery]

    184. Hasn't all this (thesis defense work) all been already extensively explored by ... [gusciora]

    183. The steam room door unlocks only once every twenty minutes [kosak]

    182. MAKE MONEY FAST [kosak]

    181. I forgot to mention last night that I have a yeast infection. [gusciora]

    180. "The parameter is incorrect." [scottd]

    179. You're looking good, for someone your age [jslttery]

    178. I thought you were HIV positive too. [gusciora]

    177. After you, sir [kosak]

    176. Not a bad answer, for a girl [jslttery]

    175. What version of Windows are you running? [kosak]

    174. (after meeting Dr Spector at Satya's tenure party): Jody: Oh, so *you're* "Big Al". [dcs]

    173. Oh - I thought you were canadian [jslttery]

    172. You bought the extended warranty, right? [gusciora]

    171. Is there a pilot on board? [jslttery]

    170. Can I watch? [jslttery]

    169. Your thesis topic's been scooped [jslttery]

    168. What size are your breasts? [jslttery]

    167. No means no. [gusciora]

    166. Was that your Toyota out front? [dkindred]

    165. You're in computer science, how do I get Word to do ... [dcs]

    164. How the hell you gonna please me with THAT? [gusciora]

    163. I know I had some condoms around here somewhere [jslttery]

    162. I'm a little bit late this month, but no worry. [gusciora]

    161. YOu haven't read Lord of the Rings - are you mental? [jslttery]

    160. Come sit on daddy's lap, JonBenet [kosak]

    159. I'm tenured faculty [jslttery]

    158. The Scientologists are unhappy about your web page [kosak]

    157. He's alread tenured. [dkindred]

    156. You were just 2 miles short of a free concorde flight - better luck next year [jslttery]

    155. Wanna see my tattoo? [jslttery]

    154. So when are you going to meet a nice girl? [kosak]

    153. Have you been to mass? [jslttery]

    152. U2 concert - sold out [jslttery]

    151. You're really not cut out for research - are you? [jslttery]

    150. U2 tickets? You told me to get George Michael tickets! [kosak]

    149. You just need to believe in yourself. [kosak]

    148. OK - Group hug! [jslttery]

    147. Scalability, scalability, scalability [kosak]

    146. Can I run it under Windows? [jslttery]

    145. What the fuck are you looking at? [gusciora]

    144. I hear one of your students if filing a sexual harassement complaint [jslttery]

    143. Say something in Gaelic [jslttery]

    142. Can I bring my girlfriend? [kosak]

    141. I now have a buffer full of this ton ten [jslttery]

    140. WOuldn't you rather wait until we're married? [jslttery]

    139. You're a fucking lowlife jerk. [gusciora]

    138. We just heard there's a tsunami warning. [jch]

    137. Is this your crock o' shit broken down on mah highway? [jslttery]

    136. I'm going back to my old boyfriend. [gusciora]

    135. Boy - I'll bet your glad you can't remember what you did at that party last night [jslttery]

    134. What do you people do in bed? [kosak]

    133. I don't watch TV [jslttery]

    132. Dr Tygar's cloning was a complete success [kosak]

    131. Go fuck yourself, college boy. [gusciora]

    130. The road reopening is being delayed a few more months. [clamen]

    129. Why wouldn't you like to try this no-risk subscription to the Pittsburgh Post Gazette [jslttery]

    128. Is it hot enough for you? [gusciora]

    127. Milk? for your tea? Certainly - here's some half & half [jslttery]

    126. Machine check 0x670 [rochberg]

    125. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior? [dkindred]

    124. Officer: How many drinks have you had tonight? [gusciora]

    123. Your call cannot be completed becuase all circuits are busy. Please try back again later [jslttery]

    122. Going to Portland? Hope you like rain... [dcs]

    121. Don't you like this sweater I knitted for you? [jslttery]

    120. You maintain LIS, right? [dkindred]

    119. You are so attractive...you really should meet this friend of mine. [jrs]

    118. "It's a small world after all." [clamen]

    117. You're our local framemaker expert, right? [gusciora]

    116. Time for your proctology exam... [dcs]

    115. Wass up brah? You big haole dude come for steal our land yeah? [gusciora]

    114. Connection timed out. [jch]

    113. Why don't you get your advisor to buy you a better machine [jslttery]

    112. Here's a nickel, kid. [jch]

    111. The faculty thinks you should defend next semester. [jch]

    110. The faculty thinks you should defended last semester. [clamen]

    109. Why don't you use Java? - everyone else does [jslttery]

    108. You should be happy you haven't lost as much hair as I have. [jrs]

    107. Remember, February is a short month. [mattz]

    106. Permission denied. [jch]

    105. No, you can't control the stereo [jslttery]

    104. Mr. Simpson, here's your golf partner for today. [clamen]

    103. Get a better username [jslttery]

    102. If I was your height, I could dunk a basketball easily. [gusciora]

    101. How do you spell your last name? [jrs]

    100. Sorry Sir, I can't find any reservation for a Flattery. [jslttery]

    99. Man you dance weird [jslttery]

    98. Hahaha - you thought I was interested in you?! [jslttery]

    97. Did you mean to send that to broadcast zephyr? [dcs]

    96. Of course I'd never go out with you - silly [jslttery]

    95. Wow - are you Australian? [jslttery]

    94. Is it in yet? [jslttery]

    93. Weren't those due last week? [dkindred]

    92. Oh, MIT, you must know (schmuck you've never heard of), right? [sprite]

    91. I don't know what you two see in each other [jslttery]

    90. Oh, Irish, do you know.... [jslttery]

    89. MIT? What state is that in? [sprite]

    88. You look just like your sister! [sprite]

    87. You look just like your mother! [sprite]

    86. You look just like my mother [jslttery]

    85. Hi, I saw your web page, and [sprite]

    84. Sorry Sir - no blue jeans [jslttery]

    83. If you really loved me... [sprite]

    82. But it sounds so much better on vinyl [jslttery]

    81. You like kids, right? [sprite]

    80. Psst - your fly's undone [jslttery]

    79. (staring at chest) Yeah, wear that dress. [sprite]

    78. Have you graded the midterms yet? [dcs]

    77. No - I won't wear thigh highs and a whip [jslttery]

    76. Professor, I think I deserve a higher grade on... [dcs]

    75. That's okay, I don't need to see your ID. [dcs]

    74. Oh, you should have told me you were allergic [sprite]

    73. Can'you see I'm busy? [jslttery]

    72. There's no cheese in it, just milk (or vice versa) [sprite]

    71. Can I borrow your hanky [jslttery]

    70. oh, I read Star Trek. [eli]

    69. What's your favourite ST:TNG episode [jslttery]

    68. Don't you have something better to do? [sprite]

    67. Third Rock from the Sun has been cancelled [jslttery]

    66. Oh, I didn't think you wanted it. [sprite]

    65. Where's a good Chinese buffet? [sprite]

    64. oh, I've heard of that. [eli]

    63. Ok, I want General whatever local general name is's chicken. [sprite]

    62. Is it ok if I bring along some friends? [jslttery]

    61. Watch where you step, the cat hasn't been well today [sprite]

    60. I'm probably not contagious. [sprite]

    59. It's not very spicy - go on - eat it - it's good for you [jslttery]

    58. I've been practicing it more since last time. [eli]

    57. Chicken isn't meat, right? [sprite]

    56. perrrrrrl [sprite]

    55. That'll be $256.72 cents sir - No. We don't accept credit cards - American Express or Cash only [jslttery]

    54. gringo [sprite]

    53. You've been mispronouncing my name for the last 3 years [jslttery]

    52. (wincing) Close enough [sprite]

    51. (sign on door to room) I think I picked up all the broken glass, but be careful. oh - the cat is not hurt. [sprite]

    50. Say something in Japanese for me! [sprite]

    49. Can I play you a song? [jslttery]

    48. I met a very nice Chinese student here who reminds me of you, I think you two would get along. [sprite]

    47. He hardly ever bites company. [sprite]

    46. Your mother-in-law is coming to stay for 6 weeks again [dcs]

    45. My therapist told me you were a bad influence [jslttery]

    44. It's making strange noises, maybe you should take a look. [sprite]

    43. You've got nothing to do today, right? [dcs]

    42. permission denied. [dcs]

    41. Thank you for playing! [sprite]

    40. You could be a winner! [sprite]

    39. cash value 1/50 cent. [eli]

    38. hairy, but usable. [eli]

    37. It was so much better in the old days [jslttery]

    36. Are you Mormon or something? [sprite]

    35. Is that like witchcraft? [alma]

    34. /* not sure why this works */ [sprite]

    33. it'll be about fifteen minutes for a table. [eli]

    32. You'll have to work through your issues with your parents eventually. [alma]

    31. Hey, don't be offended, many of my friends are [sprite]

    30. Have you ever considered getting your hair styled? [alma]

    29. /* ASSERT(i > 0); -- took this out because it didn't work */ [roc]

    28. I'm now zephyring from a beach in Hawaii [jslttery]

    27. You mean I was zwriting publicly? [visigoth]

    26. You like guys, don't you? It's ok - you can tell me. [jslttery]

    25. our fund-raising drive is coming up. [eli]

    24. "surf" [eli]

    23. did you think you had this seat? [eli]

    22. why did you write it in C++? [eli]

    21. I'm growing a mustache [alma]

    20. Traditionally, the fish head is for the guest of honor [psu]

    19. To be, or not to be. [psu]

    18. Needs fixed. [vitroth]

    17. Good news! We'll be replacing all the plumbing in the apartment building this month. [jrs]

    16. I have good news and bad news [dcs]

    15. I'm a frayed knot [dcs]

    14. Everything looks so much more colorful when I drink. [alma]

    13. #ifdef MAC [psu]

    12. My God, you've put on weight [dcs]

    11. Are you anorexic? [alma]

    10. You've got quite the little dominant streak, don't you? [alma]

    9. Hey, I just found an error in Lemma 82 of your proof of the Riemann Hypothesis. [jrs]

    8. SPOOOOON! [psu]

    7. How regularly have you been flossing? [alma]

    6. Doug "graffiti-wuss" Tygar [visigoth]

    5. oh good, melrose place is on. [psu]

    4. Dear Friend and Fellow Entrepreneur, [mattz]

    3. You said X was simple. Why don't you go ahead and implement X then? (esp. at defense) [mattz]

    2. when will the 212 syllabus be out? [mattz]

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