57. Madonna [kosak]
56. Alicia Silverstone [psu]
55. Marty Rimm [kosak]
54. Marshall Applegate [kosak]
53. T.E. Lawren---on second thought someone still alive might be better. [sprite]
52. Richard Stallman in a double spot with Marc Andressen [roc]
51. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs [psu]
50. Bill Joy, on how to program. (oh, sorry. He is already comming.) [pwp]
49. Canter & Siegel [kosak]
48. Serdar Argic [rochberg]
47. David Gelernter vs Bob Harper [roc]
46. Larry Wall vs Bob Harper [kosak]
45. David Ungar vs. Harper [psu]
44. Elvis [kosak]
43. A tag-team cage match: Wall, Gelernter, Stroustroup vs. Harper, Lee. and Xavier running SML [rochberg]
42. James Earl Jones. (Who cares what he actually *says*?) [tilt]
41. Cliff Stoll [rochberg]
40. The Donut Guy from the Dunkin' Donuts commercials. [tilt]
39. Salsman [jch]
38. Dilbert [tilt]
37. William Shatner [kosak]
36. Kosh [andrej]
35. Salman Rushdie [kwalker]
34. Only if he promises to sing "Mr. Tambourine Man" [tilt]
33. Tim Berners-Lee vs. Marc Andreesen [clamen]
32. Carl Sagan [andrej]
31. The man who pushed the President down the staircase. [andrej]
30. J Michael Straczinski [kosak]
29. Iggy Pop. [ajw]
28. Andrew Dice Clay [kwalker]
27. C. V. Papadopolous [roc]
26. Lady D [andrej]
25. Cher [kosak]
24. Sonny [tilt]
23. The guy who wrote DOS [roc]
22. Robert Fischer. [andrej]
21. The WOZ baby [kosak]
20. the FOZ baby [eli]
19. The Fonz [kwalker]
18. Brandon's babe from 90210, provided I take her out to dinner. [andrej]
17. Horrormeister John Carpenter [kosak]
16. Dr. Drew, provided undergrads get to participate. [andrej]
15. Has anyone suggested Dr. Laura yet? [tilt]
14. Dr. Laura provided she does not bring her rabbi. [andrej]
13. David Hasselhof [kosak]
12. Kitt [kwalker]
11. Jim Carey [bumba]
10. Luke Skywalker [andrej]
9. Kevin Sorbo [kwalker]
8. Camille Paglia [eli]
7. Lucy Lawless [tilt]
6. Hudson Leick (she has an SCS connection) [clamen]
5. Mike Jittlov [sprite]
4. mirror-universe Bob Harper vs. Bob Harper [sprite]
3. Sam Walton [kosak]
2. Larry Flint v. Erwin Steinberg [mwm]
1. Larry Flint v. Erwin Steinberg [mwm]