11. Don't like being lied to [scottd]
10. computers hate everyone, you are just nearby [rochberg]
9. everything hates you, you are just near computers more often. [rochberg]
8. "morning computer" irritated that you keep it up all night. [rochberg]
7. desire to feel the touch of your C++ code again, not this piggish Java. [eli]
6. are stressed by captivity and overcrowding into self-harm and attack. [eli]
5. Saddened by stooging for the man instead of of writing the best network-adaptive computing framework the world has ever seen. [rochberg]
4. Homophobic. [peterb]
3. Have mouth; can still scream [scottd]
2. Angry since you forbade it to speak to that hottie ia64 prototype from 192.5.14.* [rochberg]
1. foreskin was not backed up, can never be restored. [eli]