22. My interest in high-speed isn't limited to networks [dcs]
21. Here, varsity swimmer! Here, varsity swimmer! [ralph]
20. Yeah, pal, you'd look pruney too if you were in the jacuzzi 24/7 [kosak]
19. Give me a reason to ++ you [jslttery]
18. Didn't I see you on the DindaPornCam last night? [jch]
17. Please, please, I haven't had any for weeks! [dcs]
16. yeah I know I'm technically not your TA, but I just love helping students *learn* [kosak]
15. Ohh - talk C++ to me! [jslttery]
14. Want to come up and see my Postscript? [ralph]
13. Hi, I'm ______, what's your GRE score? [roc]
12. Try placing your hands on the keyboard like... this [kosak]
11. I've never seen a joystick like that, mind if I try it? [dcs]
10. If you're good, you can play with my ampallang [jch]
9. If you will suck my soul, I will lick your funky emotion [jslttery]
8. That's just my zephyr persona. In real life I'm not that way [kosak]
7. Lately I've really been focusing on bodily hygiene. [lindaq]
6. Let's just exchange email. [roc]
5. You'd be amazed at what a low-voltage power source can do. [bnoble]
4. Look - if you stop zephyring right now - I'll give you the time of your life [jslttery]
3. Can I take your picture for the butt page? [kosak]
2. I feel that Computer Science classes focus too much on the intellectual side of the human experience [kosak]
1. Would you like to click on my ampallang? [kosak]