10. printf ("aiee! bogus input, entered nth complexity infinite binary loop"); [jch]
9. core dump on Tuesdays [jch]
8. loop 1000 times for every input, claim that constants don't matter [jch]
7. make each run contact the TSP problem solving oracle... [psu]
6. When given n processors, run and time the problem on 1 processor, then report the time divided by n. [jch]
5. only solve the problem for one set size, claiming that other performance numbers can be extrapolated. [psu]
4. Force them to input data using only Goedel-encoded numbers [mwm]
3. Give them object code for the Spectrum, and explain that it's all just Turing machines anyway. [roc]
2. printf("please insert infinite bi-direction turing tape now...") [psu]
1. printf("I am a partial recursive function, and you are not."); [aprile]