12. "About Time"; as in CMU provides students with rides to mall; it's "About Time". [mwm]
11. The Big Hair Bullet [kosak]
10. FREAK TRAIN [kosak]
9. BREAKDOWN EXPRESS [stichnot]
8. Mallrat Espresso [ajw]
7. Cinnabon Central [kosak]
6. Big Bus'O'Doom [jch]
5. Central [kosak]
4. The Mobile Steam Room of Lurv [kosak]
3. Ugrads a-go-go. [ajw]
2. The JonBenet Ramsey Memorial Fashion Probe [kosak]
1. Shuttle of the Macabre [kosak]