8. A harmless release of frat-boy energies [clamen]
7. Blocking streets reminds greater Pittsburgh community of CMU's existence. [clamen]
6. One of the few remaining "sports" where small size is a virtue. [rochberg]
5. Provides socially acceptable means of avoiding classwork. [mwm]
4. Wrecks. [rochberg]
3. Alumni wagering [clamen]
2. Inside a buggy, no one knows you're masturbating [kosak]
1. Extra resume fodder [clamen]