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Lesbian pastries [list00439]
More Dada, Less Cube [list00147]
Marketing schemes that could have saved Buckyballs [list00438]
Election dishes for Thanksgiving [list00437]
Angry Birds Sequels [list00436]
Slogans for Chernobyl's Mushrooming Tourist Industry [list00435]
Parasite-inspired dishes [list00434]
Baker Mishears "850 Donuts" As "850 Dozen Donuts": The Aftermath [list00433]
Dear Barack ... Love, W [list00432]
Impacts of the Economic Downturn on Google's Free Food [list00431]
Why You Wouldn't Want Stewart to Meet your Parents [list00430]
Hi-Tech Romance Movies for the Facebook Generation [list00429]
Music To Debug By [list00004]
Things that are always on Corey's mind [list00006]
benefits-of-Sweepstakes [list00012]
catchy CMU SCS slogans for generating excitement among prospectives [list00015]
dr-laura.obsessions [list00022]
fond memories SCS grad students will always cherish [list00029]
messages to encode in a dissertation [list00036]
Top 10 Reasons We Were Up All Night [list00037]
Names for Coke or Pepsi, Had They Been Created Today [list00042]
people we'd like to see invited to do a Distinguished Lecture [list00045]
reasons why cricket is better than baseball [list00051]
explanations for a broken arm [list00072]
Top Features of a 4 or 5 Star Restaurant [list00073]
Prospective Loveline Topics [list00091]
Top Things to Make Pittsburgh More Attractive to Young People [list00105]
top keywords in the kosak pattern language [list00106]
New Names for "Loveline" [list00108]
top empowered thoughts to put on your personalized scs mug [list00112]
Lyrics to "50 Ways to Crack a System" [list00113]
top new names for orange like colours [list00118]
Top Ten Canonical Pop Star Death Routes [list00127]
Most-requested new phrases for Microsoft Actimates Interactive Barney [list00135]
Post-Deadline Todo List [list00150]
Reasons for Drilling the Wean Patio AGAIN [list00154]
Gross Things You Liked as a Child [list00158]
Real Reasons Windows Reboots [list00162]
Vice-Presidential Running, Jumping, and Hoisting Mates for Elizabeth Dole [list00164]
Buzzwords that will be illegal after the Revolution [list00172]
Features of jcc, the Jewish C Compiler [list00175]
Fine-Print Details of the PAT/CMU Agreement [list00187]
SCS members and the title of their future Homecoming Lecture [list00201]
But the Cat Came Back [list00212]
Truly Great Ideas in Computer Science [list00213]
Betting Pools On The Incoming Students [list00228]
Top ten Olympic "DanceSport" events [list00231]
Results of the kosak/jthomas sleep deprivation experiment [list00242]
Why I Have Not Met My Goals For This Black Friday [list00248]
Alternative History Novellas, CMU/CS-Style [list00254]
Things Wrong with Ted's Pants [list00256]
Why Kosak's Health Care Company Rejected Him [list00258]
"Hot Dishes" Kosak Could Bring [list00262]
Things We Thought We Had Done, But Actually We Hadn't [list00268]
Top 10 Things that Rhyme with "Corey" [list00270]
Celebrity Deathmatches We'd Like to See [list00275]
Corey Kosak's Terrorist Alter-Ego [list00276]
Reasons Kosak is Bitter [list00277]
Movies that might upset first graders. [list00279]
Zephyrite Beverage Names [list00286]
Zephyrites as Measurement Units [list00293]
What to Name Your Child Whom You Want To Rule The Universe [list00316]
War movies, von Zeppelin-style [list00330]
Zephyr's Cooking Tips [list00333]
Relics to Venerate that Might Have Been in Squirrel Hill [list00345]
Stupid Video Game Names [list00348]
Worst Science Shows on TV [list00354]
What was the Microsoft Research game Allegiance written in? [list00365]
MS Human Interface Guidelines [list00369]
Why Orlowski Hates Google [list00376]
Authors and Their Retitled Shakespeare Plays [list00384]
I did not name this list [list00386]
What Game is Pete Su Playing Now? [list00388]
New backup technologies for SCS [list00397]
Things That Should be Settled, for Once and For All [list00404]
Names for Movies about Ovens that won't turn off. Or something. [list00416]
Computer Science D&D Spells [list00418]
Foods that sounds like a sexual position [list00419]
Zephyr Celebrities [list00421]
Inevitable Outcomes of Microsoft Skynet [list00427]
Six-word novels [list00428]
"Not playing with a full deck" equivalents [list00010]
dark sides to Java [list00019]
Error Messages You'd Rather Not See [list00025]
features Java needs most [list00027]
Entries for the "Name the Monroeville Shuttle" Contest [list00030]
top signs you know it is monday [list00031]
bugs to insert into code before handing to theory weenies [list00032]
kosak Is that a virtual constructor in your pants or are you just happy to see me? [list00035]
Top 10 Ways to Indicate Contempt And Derision On Zephyr [list00038]
names for upcoming Intel products [list00041]
new names for the timid Wean "Hall" [list00043]
Why does Corey's computer hate him so? [list00044]
phrases I don't want to hear [list00046]
pieces of Music to Retaliate against a Noisy Neighbor [list00047]
reasons why it is good to be a CS grad student [list00052]
things I learned from Voyager [list00070]
things that would make wean cooler [list00071]
ways of wasting time [list00075]
ways to always be right, psu-style [list00076]
ways to tell if you are old or not [list00079]
ways to tell it's a prospective weekend [list00080]
ways-to-make-CoS-less-threatening [list00081]
ways to spend that $80k [list00082]
Zephyr Superhero Skills [list00087]
Signs That a Thesis Defense is In Your Future [list00094]
Ways to save apple [list00098]
Things You'd Rather Do Than Deal with This Ugly Code Here [list00103]
CS Phrases That Mean 'Vomiting' [list00110]
Top Kinds of Gloating-Point Numbers [list00122]
Stupid uses for key cards [list00125]
Random strings of letters in unix [list00132]
Features of Bob Harper's battle-control software [list00152]
"Too much sunshine makes a desert" [list00155]
Office Quirks jch Should Hide From the Press [list00160]
The Interrogation Continues [list00161]
Names for the Bridge to the Raj Mahal [list00163]
"Linux: Usenet Technical Support" [list00165]
Ways to Warp an Otherwise Good CD [list00166]
Job Titles for Grad Students at Conferences [list00167]
He was such a quiet guy, good neighbor. I didn't know about the weapons cache. [list00168]
More Soothing Names For Otherwise Inflammatory Things [list00182]
gestures and the programs that result from them when filtered by roc's new keyboardless IDE [list00186]
New Autocontent Templates for the Powerpoint Paperclip [list00189]
Questionable foods. [list00191]
Rejected Bell Atlantic Mobile (BAM) Slogans [list00197]
Titles for the next WB teen religon dramedy [list00198]
Alternate Schemes for the Quaint "bases" Metaphor for Making Out [list00204]
How to use the tiny room in peterb's new house [list00209]
Status checkboxes for the UPS package tracking database [list00211]
Reasons why CS grad students won't be grumbling about Black Friday this year [list00215]
Peterb's non-girlfriends. [list00217]
Yo' Mama's Code [list00226]
We judge thee Unreasonable [list00227]
Are you *sure* you wanted to be an SCS grad student? [list00229]
Stop The Presses, Andrej-Bauer Style [list00234]
Silicone Implant Slogans [list00239]
Whoops Apocalypse, Wean Hall style. [list00245]
A Taxing List [list00249]
Serious Flaws in The Matrix [list00253]
Better Names for "Operation Infinite Justice" [list00263]
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for tomault [list00265]
Don't Read it All at Once [list00272]
Good Reasons Rich People Don't Get More Votes Than Poor People [list00273]
We read Zephyr so that you don't have to [list00274]
Amtrak and Ponies: separated at birth? [list00287]
Things that make peterb faint [list00291]
Nostalgia-Inducing Bands [list00294]
Worst commenting practices [list00298]
Why peterb wants Steel Battalion as a baby shower gift [list00300]
Careers the 13 year old Peterb should have chosen instead of software development. [list00301]
Nostalgia Ain't What It Used To Be (Musical Edition) [list00303]
Ways We Accidentally (Or Not) Destroyed the Earth [list00305]
Time Capsule for kids born in 2002. [list00312]
4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons Magic Spells [list00315]
Possible Uses for the Moon [list00317]
RULES ABOUT VECTOR [list00318]
Some New Conferences [list00322]
Bugs/Features of the new Microsoft F16 [list00325]
Alternative Careers for tomault [list00329]
Rejected Names for 61c's Flagship Product (actually named "LagSlayer") [list00339]
Video games that would make good movies [list00344]
Features of the WinFX API, which replaces Win32 [list00349]
Yuppy Halloween Treats [list00351]
Things bhudson Did NOT Find on His Desk [list00352]
Peter Jackson's "The Hobbit" [list00359]
Reasons the "Spirit" Mars probe failed [list00361]
Why is Alex in jail? [list00363]
Book Borrowing Etiquette [list00370]
Religious Video Games [list00383]
Is that an X in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? [list00400]
The Headhunters at the Gate [list00403]
X is gay, Y is not gay. [list00406]
DINDA! [list00409]
More pants! [list00412]
Last Words [list00414]
Less Visible, But No Less Damning, Signs Of American Decadence [list00415]
First Porn DVD Kosak Watched [list00422]
Country legends and/or library facilities in Windows Vista [list00423]
Ways to Make Madden N+1 Significantly Different From Madden N [list00424]
features of flying Google Airlines [list00425]
New Titles in the Harry Potter Series now that Dumbledore is Revealed to be Gay [list00426]
CS euphemisms for sex [list00002]
Wean corridor beautification ideas [list00007]
Words Soon To Disappear From Corey's Vocabulary [list00009]
Statements equivalent to "I don't know what I'm talking about" [list00011]
books for CS grad student survival [list00013]
Contest Captions For This Photo [list00017]
countries or states shaped like things [list00018]
dinner.meanings of "nhoi" [list00020]
disadvantages to body piercing [list00021]
Things not to say to Dr Laura [list00024]
C++.rules for using C++ [list00034]
pieces of music to wake up on a rainy monday afternoon [list00048]
reasons for having quarters in your pocket when you commit suicide [list00049]
responses from the new Microsoft Bitter Help Wizard [list00054]
reasons why the Pentium Pro is better than the Pentium [list00055]
sddd.voyager.Reasons-q-encoding-r0000000lz [list00057]
signs that you are too easily amused [list00058]
songs for a rainy, sleety Monday morning [list00060]
top zephyr mortal sins [list00063]
things to NOT disclose to prospectives (until they've committed) [list00066]
ways advisors could improve [list00074]
ways to hose a faculty candidate [list00078]
zephyr theme songs [list00085]
Reasons to Use Language X for Job Y [list00086]
Top Ways to Say "My system kicks major ass" [list00088]
top obligatory closing lines to stichnot's auto-clock-set post to comp.risks [list00090]
Top Ten [CMU] Commandments [list00092]
Top Buzzwords/Phrases to Ensure Paper Acceptance [list00093]
Canonical Answers to Zephyr Questions [list00096]
Utilities in the "kosak-tools" Collection [list00097]
Signs that a Thesis Defense is in Your Past [list00099]
Top Uses For Laptops on the Senate Floor [list00104]
Top Ten Intel Corporate Slogans [list00109]
People Most Likely to be on Zephyr at 12: 15 AM Friday [list00114]
Top 10 Signs that Wean Hall may be on fire [list00117]
top reasons they shut off the olr after pm [list00123]
Top Quick All-Purpose Fixes in Computer Science [list00130]
Boneheaded products from industry genius boys [list00136]
top ways to ensure we get our daily quota of hugs [list00137]
Things AT&T Did For Us [list00149]
Professions to Profess Other Than CS [list00153]
Possible Male Responses [list00159]
Uses for the Iridium satellite network once the phone thing goes belly-up [list00169]
Only Times I Feel Truly Healty [list00171]
Taunting josullvn: An outlet for frustration [list00174]
Commentary on http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1999/02/16/tripp.01/tripp.jpg [list00176]
Features of the Objectivist Operating System [list00177]
Things to say when you are first to the moon. [list00178]
A list of nouns that may or may not pertain to the lost inventions of Alan Turing [list00179]
Things I Hate About You [list00181]
Possible replies to "This is in bad taste and most insensitive. Have you ever seen friends or family of a suicide victim?" [list00183]
Hell's Angels' uses for a Palm Pilot [list00184]
Things I'd like in addition to my pony [list00188]
The Jack Kennedy Legacy [list00190]
Things I will eject into orbit. [list00194]
Features of the BitterMaker window manager [list00196]
Possible Statements at the NASA Press Conference [list00205]
Christmas Gift Ideas for your Not-so-loved Ones. [list00206]
Items that Explorer Micro will substitute your hardware with. [list00207]
What was going through Ballmer's mind (http://graphics.nytimes.com/library/tech/yr/mo/biztech/articles/08microsoft-ballmer.1.jpg) [list00218]
When Hollywood discovers zephyr [list00219]
Things the other David Wang is Thinking [list00220]
Peterb's favorite non-oral-sex activities. [list00224]
Ways to Lose the Miss Ireland Pageant [list00230]
Things Peterb Doesn't Have a Story About [list00233]
Things that would be different if CS grad students ruled the nation [list00237]
The psychiatrist is IN [list00238]
We're With The Band [list00244]
Names for Corey Kosak's new personality, spontaneous and fun, like a 17-year-old skater punk taking 'e' for the first time at a rave. [list00247]
Star Wars Episode II: It Could Be Worse [list00255]
Discarded Surpise Endings to Tim Burton's "The Planet of the Apes" [list00259]
Reasons why Stewart Clamen won't be happy come November 16th [list00264]
Not-yet-aired Iron Chef themes [list00266]
New Business Models for Microsoft [list00269]
Inventions that were supposed to change the world but didn't. [list00271]
Sequels to the film THE STEPFORD WIVES [list00278]
Baseball's Ugliest Secrets Unveiled [list00280]
Helpful command-line options [list00284]
Paper a little too long? We can help! [list00285]
Reasons Someone Would Steal a SPARC 4 [list00292]
Why is Bridget's machine making that noise? [list00295]
More thesis avoidance strategies (tomault dance remix) [list00296]
Signs the first date isn't going well. [list00299]
HOW Can We Not Have Fixed This Yet? (pdinda-style) [list00304]
What Would Jesus Zephyr? [list00309]
In addition to minesweepers, dolphins can be trained to be... [list00320]
Liberal or Conservative? [list00323]
Customary Courtesies in Sports [list00332]
How Zephyr Turns Out [list00335]
You take stamp collecting seriously if... [list00337]
Video games that would make bad movies [list00343]
Alternative methods of conveyance into the cornfield [list00346]
things I should say when students ask "why do I need to know about continuations?" [list00347]
Reassuring Mahim About His Neck Pain [list00362]
Entries on a typical HUB account statement [list00364]
Where the WMDs went [list00366]
Ways Things Are Better in This Day and Age [list00373]
What should I do with this 64 MB USB key? [list00377]
Superpowers of George W. Bush [list00382]
Why Robocows Are Better Than Biocows [list00387]
Top 10 pieces of information that Mark Hacking has provided regarding Lori Hacking's disappearance (cf. http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/01/missing.woman/index.html) [list00389]
`,TLS [list00394]
New Zealand's Exports [list00395]
Quotes improved by changing a noun to "pants" [list00396]
New Audience Participation Ideas For Honus [list00399]
Literature in a Blender [list00401]
Videogame/Literature/Movie Crossovers [list00407]
Video game cliches [list00411]
Monkeys [list00420]
pieces of Music to Retaliate against a Noisy Neighbor [list00000]
Zephyr events that Joseph missed [list00008]
Things I Hate [list00014]
features of Sree's Massage [list00028]
"Heaven" questions that Time/CNN forgot to ask [list00033]
Ways To Inflame The Sree's/TOI Conflict [list00039]
You Know You Really Matter When... [list00040]
reasons to come to CMU [list00050]
sddd.things.that.never should have made it into C++ [list00056]
signs that someone you know has turned to the Dark Side [list00059]
Sree's Petition Endorsements [list00062]
things kosak is ashamed of [list00065]
things we are grateful we can STILL whine about [list00067]
things you don't want to hear during performance measurements [list00068]
Top Reasons to Crave Death [list00069]
ways to avoid driving kosak into a fit of rage [list00077]
words that come before "zephyr" [list00083]
worthless parallel benchmarks [list00084]
top things men do with their extra brain cells [list00100]
Top Postings to comp.risks Based on First Programming Language [list00101]
Top Ten Top Two Events of the Millenium [list00111]
Things To Do If All Else Fails [list00115]
Kinds of graduate student guilt [list00116]
top ways the world would be different if pdinda ran the stock market [list00119]
top ways the world would be different if kosak ran the stock market [list00120]
ways to procrastinate from some tedious code writing task [list00121]
Top Signs That Maybe Your Relationship Isn't Going As Well As You Think [list00124]
top new names for the quaint carnegie mellon university [list00128]
Big Questions in Computer Science [list00129]
things to write in elisp [list00131]
top generic jokes that may as well have larry ellison in them [list00134]
One-word kosak zephyrs [list00138]
Top News Articles of the Future That Contain References to the Pathfinder Spacecraft [list00140]
top hacks that dkindred will use in the future to enhance his productivity [list00141]
top frequently asked questions on zephyr [list00142]
top places corey may be when not on zephyr [list00143]
A random list of songs that people felt like zephyring about [list00144]
Things jferro Should Do With the Extra $3000 He Found By Balancing His Checkbook [list00145]
Differences if CMU Were Run by Communists [list00146]
It was 'Potential Replacements for Ginger Spice' until all hell broke loose [list00148]
What AFS Really Means [list00151]
Top Changes Under a Government Run By Pro Wrestlers [list00157]
Kosak Mengele, Fish Nazi. [list00170]
How not to hire for your new startup [list00173]
The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades [list00180]
Disgusting British foods, real and imagined [list00185]
Nonexistent German Swear Words [list00192]
INCREASE THE PEACE [list00193]
Computer Science Mass Suicide Concepts [list00195]
Alternate paper names for the euro security crowd [list00199]
Wisconsin state mottos rejected in favor of "Forward." [list00200]
Questions about Catholicism [list00202]
Top School Rules [list00203]
Fighting Tips from Master Bauer [list00208]
Things to do on an airplane before reading "Newsweek". [list00210]
Advice that is no longer needed [list00214]
A new victim enters the arena. [list00216]
Things That Will Happen When Danny Sleator Writes a Damning Article About Microsoft [list00222]
Obscure ways of saying "gay." [list00223]
peterb and gusciora's porn-star girlfriends. [list00225]
Dr. Dinda's First Day [list00235]
Alternative Names for Gandhi [list00236]
Ways to Get Rid of Old DECstations [list00241]
Signs of Spring in Pittsburgh [list00243]
Bumperstickers for Honus's new earth-killing S.U.V. [list00246]
New Products Being Market Tested by McDonald's [list00250]
Ask a stupid question [list00251]
Useful Japanese Phrases [list00252]
What [REDACTED] Really Means [list00257]
Worst Pickup Lines Ever [list00260]
All software sucks. [list00261]
007's Happy Meal [list00267]
Reasons Your Program Goes Wrong [list00282]
Requirements for the Zephyr merit badge [list00283]
Nonstandard Recycling Bins in the UC Near the Chapel [list00288]
Zephyr Wedding Themes [list00290]
Things That Are Not Better When Dipped In Chocolate [list00306]
Forbidden Names, Redux [list00308]
Changes at Poetry Magazine, now that they are loaded with cash [list00310]
Fears, Realized. [list00311]
More Movies We'd Like To See (crossovers) [list00314]
Most Depressing Movies [list00319]
Pdinda-approved Elegant Weapons [list00321]
Minister Al-Sahaf's New Talk Show [list00324]
WHY is CMU Not Putting Minors on Diplomas this Spring? [list00326]
What Rick Santorum Really Said, Instead of Consensual [Gay] Sex" [list00327]
Unfinished Symposia [list00328]
The American Film Institute Names the Meatiest Movies Ever [list00331]
FOOLS! You had best pay attention. [list00336]
You Might Be Autistic If... [list00340]
Desserts with Beef [list00341]
You might be a nerd if... [list00342]
Things I Don't Feel Today [list00350]
Phrases that set the "bad news" bit [list00353]
Things the Gnu Debugger is like [list00356]
The New, "Upscale" Eat-n-Park Diner [list00357]
At the Movies with Darth Vader [list00358]
Ways of Humanely Proving that we Have Saddam [list00360]
Future Movies in the LOTR Universe [list00368]
s/fish/cock/ [list00371]
Features of SuCK (pronounced "Soo-ka"), the Scripting with Unified Constraints and Knowledge language [list00374]
Euphemisms for "legacy system" [list00375]
Dollar-shaped things you ought to be able to buy from the ATM [list00378]
Video Games vs. Children's Books [list00379]
Reasons to -- Someone Totally Out of the Blue [list00381]
Aspects of the Phase II Plan to Deal with Running out of User IDs at 32768 [list00391]
Zelda "Wean Walker" [list00392]
Why Cell Phone Cancer Rates Are Higher In Rural Areas [list00402]
Alternate Universe Names for the machine we call "Helicopter" [list00408]
the thirteen one-sentence software requirements for Mars probes [list00410]
Apple Disk Partitioner Names [list00413]
Big red flashing buttons to put on the voting machine in addition to "VOTE" [list00417]
CS euphemisms for "penis" [list00001]
CS ways to say "now you're really accomplishing something" [list00003]
Things I still haven't learned in grad school [list00005]
Top Songs to Request When You've Just Abandoned Your Baby at the Prom [list00016]
Reasons Adam and Eve Had It Made [list00023]
events after Ellison buys Apple [list00026]
reasons people contort their code to be properly tail recursive [list00053]
specialty newsgroups for scs people [list00061]
things Corey will do once he becomes faculty [list00064]
top ways for putting your dissertation on hold [list00089]
Signs That A Thesis Defense May Not Be In Your Future [list00095]
Top Works of Literature Being Considered by Chiat/Day For Their Next "Breakthrough" Apple Ad [list00102]
top crucial scout rules to live by [list00107]
top things to remember from the good old days [list00126]
Reasons That Wean+Zephyr is Better Than Cave+Rocks [list00133]
Top Ways to Consume $35 million a year [list00139]
Lousy Ways to Kick the Bucket [list00156]
Things a Self-Aware Cube Would Do [list00221]
How to succeed in grad school the Tom Ault way [list00232]
Harry Potter Porn [list00240]
Why so many WRC Rally drivers are Finns. [list00281]
Spoilers [list00289]
Jerkcity, zephyr-style. [list00297]
psu's Whole Foods dinner [list00302]
Features of ZFS, the Zephyr File System [list00307]
Things That Ought to be in Pittsburgh, but Aren't [list00313]
Zephyr Redesigns Computerized Dungeons and Dragons [list00334]
Project Gotham Racing: Pittsburgh [list00338]
Anti-Indianist Slogans [list00355]
What Microsoft Replaced the Swastika Font Glyph With [list00367]
psu's pathetic excuses for why he bought THREE football games in TWO weeks [list00372]
Languages in Which 15-212 Will Be Taught, IN THE FUTURE [list00380]
D&D Spells for Toddlers [list00385]
Why this LCD monitor is cheaper than the rest [list00390]
How we misspent our respective youts. [list00393]
Reasons Not to Check In for Three Weeks [list00398]
What is in Pete Su's Car? [list00405]

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